Cheney's Got a Gun (2495 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: 1.55 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Lone Stranger (View user info) at 2006-02-13 14:15:33 EST
Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of your hunting gun
Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did Harry Whittington do
What did he refuse to do
They say when Saddam was arrested
They found him in a drain
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Cheney's Got A Gun
Iraq ain't never gonna be the same
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
It's the Republican solution
Now the muslims are on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did Harry Whittington do
He jacked the little sanctioned country
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The riches and the plunder
Knew that someone had to stop Hussein
Run away, run away Hussein
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away Hussein
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
It's the Republican solution
Now his hunting party is on the run
What did Harry Whittington do
It's Cheney's daily I.O.U.
He had to take Iraq down easy
And send the Army far away
He said 'cause nobody believes me
They got WMDeezeys
The world ain't never gonna be the same
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Everybody is on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun
It's the Republican solution
Now everybody's on the run (Saddam, what's your problem)
'Cause Cheney's Got A Gun (Tell me it ain't right)
Cheney's Got A Gun (Was it Bush's nation robbin')
It's the Republican solution
Cheney's Got A Gun
It's the Republican solution
Now everybody's on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun
User Reviews
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess Jon Stewart reads Ubersite, because they stole this from you hours later and made a photo-caption of the exact same title.
I think you should sue.
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They captioned a photo "Needs More Rape"?!?!?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is this google's second hit?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-20 15:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god bless google.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess Jon Stewart reads Ubersite, because they stole this from you hours later and made a photo-caption of the exact same title.
I think you should sue.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fucking awesome. The best thing on Uber in about a week.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man alive
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It took you FUCKERS long enough!
Thank (well no god that) the first post on this topic was funny as hell.
Your Bang loves you
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
week sauce
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i am wondering why, The Dick, was shooting a fucking 28 guage shotgun?
the man he shot was very lucky since, The Dick, always has in attendence: Anesthesiologists,
surgeons, nurses, specialists in blood, heart, lungs...and technicians who know how to operate
every life saving machine known to man
combine those people and those same machines with a mobile hospital that's fully staffed with even
more multi-lingual people and communications with the capability to reach any additional doctor or facility anywhere in the world in a matter of seconds and you get an idea of how
big an army tramps around the field with him, not counting the ___ man security detail, the
24/7 air cover/umbrella above, the mobile radar dishes, and the extensive________weaponry for
protection against any possible scenario
damn, them's some major dollars being spent
for once they were spent correctly
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:51:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, the media is in a frenzy already. WHO FUCKING CARES WHO TOLD THE MEDIA THE STORY? What if the White House ran out to the reporters and alerted the news story right away instead of the woman who owned the land on which the accident happened? Would it be viewed as "damage control" from the start? Who FUCKING CARES!!? I guess there is no story because it was a simple accident in which someone got some bird shot in their face and, since they didn't die, they have to wrap their claws around SOMETHING. BLAME BUSH!! yeah! That's it! BLAME BUSH for Cheney shooting a hunting partner!
Good god. Fuckin' blame Bush for every fucking thing that goes bad. What will these sorry dumbasses blame their trouble on the next time a democrat is elected? (Which, by the way, isn't going to happen without a 3rd party guy to steal votes from the Republicans.)
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Stabby: Go to the vet and get some doggie downers, dude. You're gonna
pop a vein or a vessel. We can't blame Bush for this one.
Maybe the only thing he ain't blamed for :)
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/13/cheney/index.html
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!
Look at that headline!
The White House can't even handle a simple shooting correctly! :D
Can they do NOTHING right!??
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, man...
I haven't laughed this hard in a minute!
Badland's link is good too. It actually SOUNDS like Steven Tyler is saying 'Cheney's got a gun' now.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Awesome.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, the media is in a frenzy already. WHO FUCKING CARES WHO TOLD THE MEDIA THE STORY? What if the White House ran out to the reporters and alerted the news story right away instead of the woman who owned the land on which the accident happened? Would it be viewed as "damage control" from the start? Who FUCKING CARES!!? I guess there is no story because it was a simple accident in which someone got some bird shot in their face and, since they didn't die, they have to wrap their claws around SOMETHING. BLAME BUSH!! yeah! That's it! BLAME BUSH for Cheney shooting a hunting partner!
Good god. Fuckin' blame Bush for every fucking thing that goes bad. What will these sorry dumbasses blame their trouble on the next time a democrat is elected? (Which, by the way, isn't going to happen without a 3rd party guy to steal votes from the Republicans.)
Submitted by ImNewHere (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is the guy on the left Indiana Jones?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good title.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Check it...
http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com/
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:28:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
I heard that while he was at the hospital with his buddy he shot, he went ahead and had a heart attack since he was already there.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:28:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
I heard that while he was at the hospital with his buddy he shot, he went ahead and had a heart attack since he was already there.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I admit the execution is extremely weak. I almost just posted the title alone. If you have better lyrics, please post a remix.
Once I heard the story, I had that song stuck in my head with Cheney's name instead of 'Janie'. I put it together in less than 10 minutes while sitting through a boring Civil Procedure II lecture.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the title
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for this:
They got WMDeezeys
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....'80s flashback!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the title alone
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
for the effort, this had so much potential too
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahaha
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I heard that while he was at the hospital with his buddy he shot, he went ahead and had a heart attack since he was already there.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:18:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
Good idea, mediocre execution.
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The title is the only reason this has a positive rating.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
pretty weak.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I heard this on the radio this morning.
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great title
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't even have to read it. A+ title man.
Submitted by Snowynorth (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Title is gold
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83859
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good idea, mediocre execution. Saddam and all that seemed like a stretch... probably would have worked better if you'd made fun of the NRA or something.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*caption to the picture*
"It's a death stick!"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 14:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 FOR THE FUCKING TITLE ALONE