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Rating: -1.42 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dubya (View user info) at 2006-02-13 17:21:18 EST


Hey baby, wake up from your a-sleep.
We have arrived unto the future
And the whole world is become...

elektronik supersonik
supersonik elektronik

Hey baby, ride with me away,
We doesnt have much time,
my blue jeans is tight,
So onto my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.
Above us there is nothing above,
but the stars, above

All systems gone
prepare for down-count
5.. 4.. 3.. 1.. OFF BLAST!

Fly away my space rocket,
you no need put money in my pocket
the door is closed I just lock it
I put my birthplug in your socket

The sonic sky is bright just like fire.
You and me get higher and higher.
Communications firer.
Only thing that can stop us is flat tire.

Hey Love crusader. I want to be your space invader.
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater.
I's more stronger than Darth Vapor.
Obey me, I's your new dictator.
For you is Venus, I am Mars.
With you, I am richer than all the Czars.
Make a wishes on a shooting star.
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitar.

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your beltseats.
We have commenced our descent.
I trust you enjoyed this flight as much as you enjoy this accent.

now back on earth is time for down-splash
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
people have arrived for to cheer me from near and far and as I float, I open door and shout
"I am world's biggest washed up superstar!"

As for sure as the sun rises in the West.
Of all the things and poets on Earth, I am the bestest.
Come, let me to dream of jewelery on your finger.
Then like a smell around you, I will forever linger.
Ok, it's time for end.
No more will I sing.
Let me take you back in time.
I want you to experience Big Bang.

Long live Space Race. Long live Molvania.

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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Have a plus 2 for opposite day

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:25:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE FUCK BERSERKER
=================================

YES I WANNA MAKE FUCK BERSERKER
LICK IT LIKE A MACK TRUCK BERSERKER
YES I WANNA MAKE FUCK BERSERKER
LICK IT LIKE A MACK TRUCK BERSERKER
YES I WANNA MAKE FUCK BERSERKER
LICK IT LIKE A MACK TRUCK BERSERKER
YES I WANNA MAKE FUCK BERSERKER
LICK IT LIKE A MACK TRUCK BERSERKER
YES I WANNA MAKE FUCK BERSERKER
LICK IT LIKE A MACK TRUCK BERSERKER
YES I WANNA MAKE FUCK BERSERKER
LICK IT LIKE A MACK TRUCK BERSERKER
YES I WANNA MAKE FUCK BERSERKER
LICK IT LIKE A MACK TRUCK BERSERKER
YES I WANNA MAKE FUCK BERSERKER
LICK IT LIKE A MACK TRUCK BERSERKER

Submitted by flakrock86 (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

the only thing thats electronic supersonic is the man-dildo up your ass

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

When this hits #1 on the charts I will rescind this rating.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE FUCK BERSERKER

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Songs have music. This is a poem.

A bad poem.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you training to be a cage fighter?


Homer: No TV and No Beer Make Homer ... something something.

Marge: Go crazy?

Homer: Don't mind if I do!

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