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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2006-02-13 17:27:13 EST

Well, i've been gone for a while but i've been getting some IM's to return to doing what I do best... and probably the only worthwhile contribution to Ubersite.

This will be the fourth installment and i'll be sure to come by, pop my head in every few months and make another directory.

This will be a completely new directory, i'll be creating it again from scratch. In order for me to do this i'll need links to your pictures from Ubersite or wherever you have them hosted. Barring anything majorly apocalyptic I'll put this out in a week or two from this date depending on the popularity of the return.

Here are the last 3 installments

http://www.ubersite.com/m/40053 UberDirectory 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/45076 UberDirectory 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/56175 UberDirectory 3

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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:42:07 EST (#)
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alright, i sent emails about a week ago for people who emailed me to send me their ubersite handles but nobody has responded. People who haven't responded will not have their picture in the directory.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-05 08:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DIE

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-05 08:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You gonna do this or what? It wouldn't be the first time you bailed out. Come on, man!

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-05 07:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/82688

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-03-05 06:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

uh, its not retorical. Tell us when its going to be ready.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHEN IS THE DIRECTORY GOING TO BE READY?
WHEN IS THE DIRECTORY GOING TO BE READY?
WHEN IS THE DIRECTORY GOING TO BE READY?
WHEN IS THE DIRECTORY GOING TO BE READY?
WHEN IS THE DIRECTORY GOING TO BE READY?

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84466

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83989

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84495

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84422

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84317

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Alright, all pictures previous to this post will not be in the uberdirectory unless Somehow you guys get them in before i finish it.

Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83985

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I sent it to the juno one before I read that.

Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84270

Right here, chief!

http://www.goatse.org

Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2006-02-19 18:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84268

It's down below and it's gigantic.

The same can be said for my uberdirectory camwhore.

Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2006-02-19 10:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Consider it sent, with little to no other content.

Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-18 11:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

CHR15 / claymation_dude as I had to change accounts.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77778

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-18 03:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84235

:)

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-02-18 02:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it's not working awko, send it to me at Donitsu2002.at.gmail.com or my less used Donitsu2002.at.juno.com

Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2006-02-17 21:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Count me in if this works.

Otherwise can I hit you up in an email?

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/6968/jun29552cv.jpg

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-02-17 18:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

generally I start when the post gets off most heated. if you still want to give me the picture link it.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is there a deadline?

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-02-17 08:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:43:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahhaa. I miss you.
--------------------------------
I know

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

To make life easier:

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:50:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83556

and

here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/61789

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I put them here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/56175 ...for some unknown reason.

Damn lack of sleep..

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here ya go, sir.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83944#1836646

Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.rollthebones.net/krissi2/krissi.jpg

count me in! :)

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahhaa. I miss you.

Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/38395

There you go bro.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have rethunk my previous comments, and I figured 'Hell man, if the dude wants to do it, takes work off my shoulders.'

You can use the one I gave you last time.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63456

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-02-16 03:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just us ethe top half of that one in "Wazza\s Latest 16/yold", post .thanks mate .

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-16 03:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

please forget me so I can have a shot at yer face

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-15 22:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don, I e-mailed you.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-02-15 21:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

heh, i'll make sure i get everybody in here. If i forget somebody, whoever i've forgotten can have a free shot at my face.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-15 19:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Just use my old one.

I'm not bothering to link from it; just cut and paste it off the massive document.

Oh, and if I'm not in it I'll hunt you down and pop you in the mouth.

Seriously

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-02-15 16:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

same as before...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/Proofofpurchase/4-15.jpg

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-15 16:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84071

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-15 16:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hooray, great compiler...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/79726

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84054

Yar!

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/38164

Meh, just use my old one.

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Elephant_penis.jpg

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So did you and your whiney little brother ever raise enough money to fly someone out for a fight?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You won't finish this one either, fag.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/63352

Hi Don!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-15 05:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

go the fuck back in the hole you came out of.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-02-15 05:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-14 07:33:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

ponce
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-14 07:26:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck. you.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-15 02:33:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

oh fuck this shit.
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I understand the fact that you're a 30 year old male with a shitty office job and erectile disfunction but please... try and stop acting like a pretentious 15 year old with a hardon for saying stupid shit.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-15 04:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/49227

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-02-15 04:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:58:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

I look the same, how are you doing anyway?
----------------------------------------------

I'm doing pretty well, i started a company in the time i've been gone and i've had the opportunity to realize things are never as cut and dry as i had always assumed they were. How about you?

I'll get this thing up ASAP.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-15 03:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There's a few in my user info, but this one probably makes me look least like a deranged whore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79846

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-15 02:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh fuck this shit.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-15 02:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dude, thats BOSH!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83983

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84030

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And you didn't link to the last one why? And why are we going to have the 2006 one in February? At least wait until May when the last one was done.

However, I can't bear the thought of exclusion, so I suppose I'll dig up a pic.

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84026

Count me in

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83917

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84016

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

(Might as well try):

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59807

mullet included

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83987

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If there isn't an updated picture of coyote linked to here I will renounce god and gravity. He's prettier than a pretty thing on national pretty day.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

just use my old one...too lazy to redo

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TODAY, DON?

YOU CRAZY SUMBITCH

Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Replace my old picture with
this: http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/4749/uber6up.jpg

or this one: http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2782/uber22ay.jpg

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83969

Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've basically contributed nothing over the past 2 years I've been here. But something about this place keeps me coming back. I think it's the buttsecks. Here I is http://www.ubersite.com/m/81506

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83973

use this one please

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Upon touching the side of my ear with his tongue he spontaneously combusted, no worries.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:05:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:20:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://myspace-827.vo.llnwd.net/00011/72/87/11517827_l.jpg

http://myspace-289.vo.llnwd.net/00281/98/21/281751289_l.jpg

http://myspace-809.vo.llnwd.net/00007/90/84/7434809_l.JPG

dealer's choice

WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLD THE PHONE - ANOTHER HOT REDHEAD

OH MAN WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT YOU, ME AND KRISSI COULD HAVE A GOOD OL' FASHIONED RAPEFEST?

-----------

She appears to have something disturbing growing on the side of her head in that last one Method.

Insist on surgical removal before the event.

-Dave

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:20:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://myspace-827.vo.llnwd.net/00011/72/87/11517827_l.jpg

http://myspace-289.vo.llnwd.net/00281/98/21/281751289_l.jpg

http://myspace-809.vo.llnwd.net/00007/90/84/7434809_l.JPG

dealer's choice

WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLD THE PHONE - ANOTHER HOT REDHEAD

OH MAN WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT YOU, ME AND KRISSI COULD HAVE A GOOD OL' FASHIONED RAPEFEST?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I look the same, how are you doing anyway?

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm in.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44408

thanks,

jack

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sent you an email at Donitsu2002.at.juno.com

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/73561

guess who I am.
Always a pleasure Donnie

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm in.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83966

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My picture is here:

http://www.lemonparty.oeg

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://myspace-827.vo.llnwd.net/00011/72/87/11517827_l.jpg

http://myspace-289.vo.llnwd.net/00281/98/21/281751289_l.jpg

http://myspace-809.vo.llnwd.net/00007/90/84/7434809_l.JPG

dealer's choice

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/58881

I don't know why you can't click it.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83509

You can use one of the pictures on that post.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll be damned if I'm going to search for a newer picture of myself, that one will have to do.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Pick a camwhore... any camwhore

http://www.ubersite.com/m/63646 or http://www.ubersite.com/m/69205

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I remember you from a card game.

Here's the most recent pic of me (us):
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze732sl/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/mattkelly2.jpg

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hitwhore

http://myspace-619.vo.llnwd.net/00216/91/60/216720619_l.jpg
Already sized.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 08:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83695

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-14 07:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ponce

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-14 07:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck. you.

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83384

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:10:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:45:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.trailerparkdream.com/FATMANTPK.jpg
==
Is that your website? It's awesome!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was wondering when a new one was due.
Please use the piccie from this post... its one of the most recent.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/69900

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm really curious Donitsu...

You left in a huff, came back almost a year later to post some random shit, and now you're trying to pretend like it never happened?

Sorry dude, you passed the torch. If you want it back, man up and ask for it. Don't just come back and light a new one

- Ours had colour coded borders. So bite me.

Submitted by sway (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-10-16 02:17:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm still done with it, but i couldn't think of another medium to post this.

Taht was on your last post fuckface. What the fuck?

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually it was......

"Fuck this site, i'm done with it."

<returns to pedants corner>

-Dave

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait.
Help me out.

Maybe I'm misinterpreting - So last year when Circe and I had to pick up YOUR slack and do the directory from scratch because YOU pussied out ("Fuck this site, I'm out" - I think was how you phrased it?)you're saying that that wasn't a worthwhile contribution to this site?

Well fuck me.

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I would have thought "Thank you" might have been a better way to phrase it.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This will actually be Uberdirectory 5.

You're ill timed departure last time led to persons stepping up to the plate to fill the void.

UberDirectory 4 : http://www.ubersite.com/m/66865

Just thought I would point it out, I know this is your baby.

Will drop by with a photo when I am on my own PC.

-Dave

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2006-02-13 23:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't miss out on the ever popular UberDirectory.

Here's a different picture than last time: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83920

Oh, and uh... +2. Woo!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 23:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul, why would ANYONE in their right mind do you a favor?? :<)

Elvis, thanks for the help. Thank ya, boy, thank ya.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83917

Thanks.

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:44:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

"Thank ya. Thank ya ver' much." <Elvis sneer>

///

Curl your left upper lip a little more, there ya go, now look off above the crowd, like you're thinking about all those hydrocodones you'll be droppin soon... now throw that hip out, little more. Damn, you got it.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:44:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

"Thank ya. Thank ya ver' much." <Elvis sneer>
===
You know, sometimes you can be very funny but sometimes you have the same humor my father does. The older he gets the more his jokes are painful to hear and while I act like I'm laughing I'm actually picturing myself wheeling him in a senior home to cast him away.

Take it as a friendly advice. People never do me that favor :-)

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

uh-huh

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Thank ya. Thank ya ver' much." <Elvis sneer>

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:37:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Slack-jawed, slope-shouldered, hare-lipped, foreskin chewin', ratsassed,
third-rate piece of Bavarian dog licking ignorant hunk of cud-chewing
pig shit!! Any more comments, shitfuck?

aaaaaaaaahahahahaha.

No, you have covered it off.

Love,
Hair

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Slack-jawed, slope-shouldered, hare-lipped, foreskin chewin', ratsassed,
third-rate piece of Bavarian dog licking ignorant hunk of cud-chewing
pig shit!! Any more comments, shitfuck?

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:02:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:00:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:46:10 (#)
Ranking: 1

in all the years i have been here, i have never once posted my visage... hmmm

Why don't you just say "face" you pretentious cunt?

Jebus.
______________________________________________________________
WOW! You kan spel pretenshus! I be impresed!

Shut up you slack jawed moron.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ooohh! Oooohhh! Do me!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/79353

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:00:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:46:10 (#)
Ranking: 1

in all the years i have been here, i have never once posted my visage... hmmm

Why don't you just say "face" you pretentious cunt?

Jebus.
______________________________________________________________
WOW! You kan spel pretenshus! I be impresed!

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:46:10 (#)
Ranking: 1

in all the years i have been here, i have never once posted my visage... hmmm

Why don't you just say "face" you pretentious cunt?

Jebus.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:46:10 (#)
Ranking: 1

in all the years i have been here, i have never once posted my visage... hmmm ______________________________________________________________________________
RIGHT !!! Y'all DO NOT want to see my picture. It would invoke projectile
vomiting. . . .

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:46:10 EST (#)
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in all the years i have been here, i have never once posted my visage... hmmm

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:46:00 EST (#)
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It's easy to find one of mine. like, 3 of my lastest posts are based entirely on pictures of me. I like the ones of me with the gas mask the best. HEHEHE

Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:29:00 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/81326

Here's mine. That is, if you feel like resizing and cutting to make it fit. Otherwise, you can use the one from your directory 3. Anyway, welcome back...

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I forgot to mention, the hair hanging 5 inches below my shoulders
comes from my ARMPITS !! :<(

Homer gut?? I sorta got one of those now...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:15:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:10:54 (#)
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The picture shows you as a young guy in good shape. Please continue to be an ass
and ignore all praise. You wanna fuckin' argue? Cool!!

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he's a poser, and that pic was taken in about 86. Now he's a bald insurance salesman with a Homer gut.
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HHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:11:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:07:28 (#)
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No problem. I only meant that I was in fair shape back when exercise didn't put me in serious pain.
Now, just getting out of bed sometimes is a major undertaking. DON'T GET OLD.
It hurts too much! Well, maybe that's an exagerration, but you get my drift :)
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I'll kill myself when I start balding too much. I'm already receding a bit a the temple. It shouldn't take too long :-P
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Heh. The world doesn't revolve around hair, dude. Although I'm actually 56 years old,
I have all of my hair, right down to it hanging five inches below my shoulders.
<insert lame hippie joke>

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:10:54 EST (#)
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The picture shows you as a young guy in good shape. Please continue to be an ass
and ignore all praise. You wanna fuckin' argue? Cool!!

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he's a poser, and that pic was taken in about 86. Now he's a bald insurance salesman with a Homer gut.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No problem. I only meant that I was in fair shape back when exercise didn't put me in serious pain.
Now, just getting out of bed sometimes is a major undertaking. DON'T GET OLD.
It hurts too much! Well, maybe that's an exagerration, but you get my drift :)
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I'll kill myself when I start balding too much. I'm already receding a bit a the temple. It shouldn't take too long :-P

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:06:48 EST (#)
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I mean here, of course: http://www.ubersite.com/m/18822

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:06:20 EST (#)
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Here's Hair and Hidden.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:04:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:00:14 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:54:22 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:49:56 (#)
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Yeah, I saw your picture in your last post. You are in excellent shape.
I was in that kind of shape before I got rheumationd arthritis and had
to cut back on exercise :<( """

You're gonna base yourself on a picture where I'm dressed in black, with too much ligthning and a weird angle? Ok, you win.

Besides, I'm not here to compare my dick with yours. Especially since yours must be limp and retracted.
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Limp, retracted, and mostly unemployed :(

The picture shows you as a young guy in good shape. Please continue to be an ass
and ignore all praise. You wanna fuckin' argue? Cool!!
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Oops, I reread your reply and I had interpreted an insult. I read "I was in that shape when I was sick (meaning: you're wimpy)" I'm so use to arguing that I see insults where there are none.

Sorry :-)
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No problem. I only meant that I was in fair shape back when exercise didn't put me in serious pain.
Now, just getting out of bed sometimes is a major undertaking. DON'T GET OLD.
It hurts too much! Well, maybe that's an exagerration, but you get my drift :)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:54:22 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:49:56 (#)
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Yeah, I saw your picture in your last post. You are in excellent shape.
I was in that kind of shape before I got rheumationd arthritis and had
to cut back on exercise :<( """

You're gonna base yourself on a picture where I'm dressed in black, with too much ligthning and a weird angle? Ok, you win.

Besides, I'm not here to compare my dick with yours. Especially since yours must be limp and retracted.
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Limp, retracted, and mostly unemployed :(

The picture shows you as a young guy in good shape. Please continue to be an ass
and ignore all praise. You wanna fuckin' argue? Cool!!
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Oops, I reread your reply and I had interpreted an insult. I read "I was in that shape when I was sick (meaning: you're wimpy)" I'm so use to arguing that I see insults where there are none.

Sorry :-)

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:49:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, I saw your picture in your last post. You are in excellent shape.
I was in that kind of shape before I got rheumationd arthritis and had
to cut back on exercise :<( """

You're gonna base yourself on a picture where I'm dressed in black, with too much ligthning and a weird angle? Ok, you win.

Besides, I'm not here to compare my dick with yours. Especially since yours must be limp and retracted.
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Limp, retracted, and mostly unemployed :(

The picture shows you as a young guy in good shape. Please continue to be an ass
and ignore all praise. You wanna fuckin' argue? Cool!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, I saw your picture in your last post. You are in excellent shape.
I was in that kind of shape before I got rheumationd arthritis and had
to cut back on exercise :<( """

You're gonna base yourself on a picture where I'm dressed in black, with too much ligthning and a weird angle? Ok, you win.

Besides, I'm not here to compare my dick with yours. Especially since yours must be limp and retracted.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Take your pic from my last multi-camwhore post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/76662

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/81652

pour it on

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:40:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:33:07 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:20:47 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:10:32 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:45:07 (#)
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http://www.trailerparkdream.com/FATMANTPK.jpg
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Is that your website? It's awesome!
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Ya best be nice, Caul. Fatman's left bicep is bigger than your whole body...
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I'm pretty sure, no I'm certain, I'm in better shape than most of the people here. Why don't you direct your bland baby boomer humor at someone else, tubby?
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Tubby? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dude, boom on THIS! I'm 6'4" and weigh about 197, last check.
That doesn't qualify as tubby.

Yeah, I saw your picture in your last post. You are in excellent shape.
I was in that kind of shape before I got rheumationd arthritis and had
to cut back on exercise :<(

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://users.mo-net.com/shiloh/kitty.jpg

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:20:47 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:10:32 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:45:07 (#)
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http://www.trailerparkdream.com/FATMANTPK.jpg
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Is that your website? It's awesome!
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Ya best be nice, Caul. Fatman's left bicep is bigger than your whole body...
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I'm pretty sure, no I'm certain, I'm in better shape than most of the people here. Why don't you direct your bland baby boomer humor at someone else, tubby?

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have good teeth but that does look ridiculous now that you pointed it out

no idea...weird lighting or something

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:20:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:03:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

http://unorganizedmusic.com/Muffin/DSCF0679b.jpg
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Do you paint your teeth? These are WHITE!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:10:32 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:45:07 (#)
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http://www.trailerparkdream.com/FATMANTPK.jpg
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Is that your website? It's awesome!
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Ya best be nice, Caul. Fatman's left bicep is bigger than your whole body...

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/72081

PLease use the "Sher Joy" picture, if only for comedic value.

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

That's retarded, you just picked out pix from the real one. People you like or something. Not that these are bad people.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://unorganizedmusic.com/Muffin/DSCF0679b.jpg

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck did you come back for, dick?

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul, if you could get me pictures of some trailer parks in Canada, I would appreciate it.

You can email me at horsetrader.at.gmail.com

I have to get out of here now.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:24:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:10:32 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:45:07 (#)
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http://www.trailerparkdream.com/FATMANTPK.jpg
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Is that your website? It's awesome!

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Yessir! My buddy paid for the name and hosting and I am doing the (extremely crappy) web design.

But its a Trailer Park site...how good does it need to be?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/79547

You can use that one.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:10:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:45:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.trailerparkdream.com/FATMANTPK.jpg
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Is that your website? It's awesome!

Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

What size (whatever x whatever) would you like the pictures so you don't have to resize them at all?

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:45:07 EST (#)
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http://www.trailerparkdream.com/FATMANTPK.jpg

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:27:17 EST (#)
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Hold on for a few days until I can grab a snapshot of Shlongy giving the finger to the camera...so I can "fit in" with the rest of the Uber minimum wage, zitboy, virgin, dork parade.

Seriously.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:04:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:01:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

Please note that it's important not to give out to much info with your picture. There are people like Jeanneee prowling in the bushes.
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haha

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please note that it's important not to give out to much info with your picture. There are people like Jeanneee prowling in the bushes.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Eh, just use this same ol' alcoholic pic from last year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/60084

I can Photoshop a Grizzly Adams beard on myself if you want to make it current.

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Count me in

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1139871356515510863

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

and here you go...

the pic for the directory.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65654

ironically, the name of the post is still valid.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you're right.. it is about time it was done again.

Welcome back. You missed quite a bit.. or bits

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:40:57 EST (#)
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also crystle, that post is quite old hence my necessity to redo it like i've done so many times before.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:30:31 EST (#)
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eh, hence my leaving. I felt like quite the dick for bailing on it.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:29:04 EST (#)
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I've heard that all before somewhere.....

http://www.ubersite.com/m/66865

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:29:01 EST (#)
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WOO!
My most recent pics are here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83659

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:28:42 EST (#)
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i meant "my only worthwhile" not the only worthwhile.... maybe that was subconcious.