The Boobs of Uber: Volume 2 (7319 hits)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (View user info) at 2006-02-14 00:13:43 EST
Not quite, actually. Put your collective penes away and read this nice intro that Circe so graciously wrote for us. Once you're done with that, then you can take your collective penes back out again, read the original post from last year (http://www.ubersite.com/m/59505), look at the pictures in this one, and commence with the wankage.
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Once again, Valentine's Day has come upon us like a boatload of
drunken sailors. Last year, we gave you boobs. All sizes, all shapes,
all the boobs we could get our greedy little bicurious hands on. We
gave them to you. Because we're just. That. Awesome.
But it seems a bit old hat to just repeat the same post again this
year, and for that reason we've given you assorted Uberfemme
bodyparts, to mix and match and perhaps make soup with, if that's your
thing.
"Name That Umlaut" is the game. The umlaut is this thing: Ü. Ain't it cool?
So, here they are - in marker, in pen, in eyeliner, on boobs and
faces, hands and legs. The naked Umlauts of Uber.
Except for one picture.
This woman, this paragon of giving, loving femininity, was so eager to
simply show you the unfettered glory that is her boobs she plumb
forgot to draw on them in Magic Marker first. If you ever meet this
woman, buy her a drink or ten.
User Reviews
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-12-19 20:06:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Noonie is the one with the U.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no one guessed me scourge. and why would i tell? there'd be nothing using that extra braincell everyone has if we all told.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-02-19 10:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 03:14:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Figured out the fucking eyeball.
It belongs to cookielass
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wrong.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-19 01:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeanneee has some more body parts she didn't want LadyPlural to see. Unfortunate for her, she trusts me...
here you go!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84110
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Which of the above is you please katy? I'm too lazy to scroll and find if anyone guessed it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have no problem collecting pictures of naked men. i can't promise not to vomit if fat tony submits though.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-16 07:38:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do it, but,
A. I'm lazy
B. I don't know how to cobble together a picture like that. I've tried, but so far MSPaint has defeated my best efforts.
and the all important
C. Collecting pictures of other mens half naked bodies would make me feel rather uncomfortable and a touch gay.
I can just imagine the reaction my wife or my boss would have upon walking in while I was arranging a collage of man chests...
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, what a collection of ugly jugs. I can't believe I'm giving a -2 to nudity but then again I'm probably different then most of the Uber losers on here as I've actually seen plenty of real nice titties before and not fat saggers and gross floppers. Check this out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sad because nobody asked me to play this year.
Wahwahwahwah sulk.
Good showing, girls.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 03:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Figured out the fucking eyeball.
It belongs to cookielass
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-16 08:51:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not reciprocated? Are you batshit?
NSFW http://www.ubersite.com/m/59656 <----- Too much reciprocation here.
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HOOOOOLLD on there. Look a few reviews down and you'll see that I say that post does NOT count. I mean we should do a post that's relatively nice to look at, not one that's going to give girls post tramautic stress disorder or turn them lesbo.
* shudder *
Ain't nothin' right about that.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Green eyes are so sexy. Especially when staring at you through a jar.
Not a patch on last year's boobage.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work Ma'am.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-16 08:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:03:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I really think that someone should organize a 'manly chests of uber' post for the ladies. That's twice now that they've done something nice for the boys, and we've not reciprocated in kind.
Not reciprocated? Are you batshit?
NSFW http://www.ubersite.com/m/59656 <----- Too much reciprocation here.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 07:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do it, but I'd need email addies. Plus, it would have to come out of the blue, like halfway between now and next Valentines, otherwise it looks too much like a guilt-driven consolation round for the effort the wimminz put in for us.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-16 07:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-15 22:15:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:03:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I really think that someone should organize a 'manly chests of uber' post for the ladies. That's twice now that they've done something nice for the boys, and we've not reciprocated in kind.
AGREED
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I'd do it, but,
A. I'm lazy
B. I don't know how to cobble together a picture like that. I've tried, but so far MSPaint has defeated my best efforts.
Someone get this ball rolling! It doesn't have to be a chap; a discreet girl could do it up. We owe it to the ladies of Uber. Obviously I won't be contributing, since I lost my nipples in a horrible beltsander incident. :)
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-16 00:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woooo boobies and feetsies
= 2 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-15 23:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:53:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
Shouldn't this post be entitled "Some random body parts of attention seeking internet strumpets?"
I personally am rather partial to 'wanton sex goddesses'. But I guess we all know that would be a complete and utter lie.
Some of us were rather demure, after all.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-15 22:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:03:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I really think that someone should organize a 'manly chests of uber' post for the ladies. That's twice now that they've done something nice for the boys, and we've not reciprocated in kind.
AGREED
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-15 20:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
every single one of those pictures was disgusting with the possible exception of the ginger bird's tits.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really think that someone should organize a 'manly chests of uber' post for the ladies. That's twice now that they've done something nice for the boys, and we've not reciprocated in kind.
Lojope's terrifying penis post does NOT count.
And hell, we've GOT to look better than this lot: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83972
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-15 16:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not kicker of all ass, but it did make me smile. Surprised I didn't leave a review the first time around. Must...remember...to jerk when I get home.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like the word strumpet. harlot's good too.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:53:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
Shouldn't this post be entitled "Some random body parts of attention seeking internet strumpets?"
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thats a good idea..
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shouldn't this post be entitled "Some random body parts of attention seeking internet strumpets?"
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
when do the results come out for this mf ?
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
nice ladies.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-15 03:36:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to know, whose is the Wicked Witch of the West picture? The tights I could probably live with in a different context, but those are some seriously ugly shoes
Yeah, cos we're ALL looking at the shoes baby.
Actually, those ARE some fucking horrible shoes
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto proper use of "penis" plural +2!
Wish someone would have emailed me about this round, last year's was a blast!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am unusually swollen with pride to know the females of the Uber-species are slutty.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-02-15 06:33:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:57:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
"MickGinny, who do you think owns that first one? That photo amuses the everloving hell out of me."
it is krissi. if i am wrong, dont tell me. just let me keep beleiving...please.
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I can't let you keep believing that. It's not true. Mine are not pierced. I promise. And we know there are two guys on here to vouch for that.
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She's not lying.
They aren't pierced.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-15 06:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Colour borders +2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-02-15 06:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:57:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
"MickGinny, who do you think owns that first one? That photo amuses the everloving hell out of me."
it is krissi. if i am wrong, dont tell me. just let me keep beleiving...please.
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I can't let you keep believing that. It's not true. Mine are not pierced. I promise. And we know there are two guys on here to vouch for that.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-15 03:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to know, whose is the Wicked Witch of the West picture? The tights I could probably live with in a different context, but those are some seriously ugly shoes.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:27:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Somebody guess my vagina! Somebody guess my vagina!
Oh wait....
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haha ha ha
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good job!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm... nothing on the first one. I am going to have to jerk off to this more as a matter of course than as a result of real excitement.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better (-1)
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that fingertips picture is the best one ever.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well thanks. I'm going to tell myself that it was partially due to name recognition that Circe's post was so excellent, and not because hers was all numbered and had TigerLilly's bountiful bosom in it.
I am a master at self-delusion.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for most
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOOPS
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh shut up you sycophant
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LadyP, don't listen to the haters. It was a nice idea.
Thanks to all the girls who came out to play.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Volume 1 was way better spank material.
Nothing personal, because I'm sure I'd bang you again, too.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NSFW I JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF THE LIBRARY YOU WHORE
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Coyote, you have had the best guesses so far.
Not necessarily because they were correct- more for the Sudoku bit at the end of them.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:26:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
if those pictures were a menu, the only item would be pancakes"
GODDAMMIT DMD
CUT THAT SHIT OUT
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:26:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
if those pictures were a menu, the only item would be pancakes
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Plus two for that
... oh and the boobs too
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if those pictures were a menu, the only item would be pancakes
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a back in there somewhere?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Somebody guess my vagina! Somebody guess my vagina!
Oh wait....
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was robbed.
I was gonna guess Peon for the cleavage shot (top right) but the name wasn't on the list.
It appears I got most of the others wrong anyhoo.
-Dave
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:02:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice idea!
Let's see.
Upper right cleavage is Prof Peon-- that's her hair.
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You say that with such conviction.
Like you've woken up choking on it before.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice job ladies.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, if i pretend that the body parts are severed i think i could get it up...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're wrong! ha i shattered your illusions!!!!!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"MickGinny, who do you think owns that first one? That photo amuses the everloving hell out of me."
it is krissi. if i am wrong, dont tell me. just let me keep beleiving...please.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are there foot fetishists on Uber or what?
Can't not +2 this, but its got nothing on the 1st one.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:04:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina's in the shoes.
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I mean SHOE. The red shoe. The gorgeous delicious shoe.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina's in the shoes.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone guess my shoes, someone guess my shoes!!!!
er... oops.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pardon me while I don't leave my room for the next 2 weeks.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83945
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Exodus Chronicles back up.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:02:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
"....
Man, this is harder than Sudoku. "
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haha.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice idea!
Let's see.
Upper right cleavage is Prof Peon-- that's her hair.
I think the sparkly shoe is Lady Plural
I'm tempted to say the pierced nipple is Lady Plural too, but I'm not 100% sure.
Circe has to be one of the boob shots, I'm thinking. But not the b&w one, so that leaves the aureole with orange ü.
The big eye should be easy to track back through past camwhores.
Man, this is harder than Sudoku.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
thet look like smiley faces to me
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lotsa guesses for me being the spike. i can't wear spikey toed shoes, they give me the urge to put that pointy toe up someone's ass, in the fun way of course.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gragh. I suck at life, apparently, in terms of not having the names of some of the participants. Anyone who correctly guesses those gets bonus points in life. So, uhm, yeah.
Unorganized Chaos an' Tits R Us
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty green eyes. Pretty other bits as well....
I made the Prof Peon guess as well Dave, just going off of the enormity aspect of it...I guess I forgot to read the word part of this post very well. Happy Valentines Day chickies.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent LP. I love the artsy black and white one. Good nipple-age.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for happy VD jeanneee.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehe, Davros already guessed mine. I suppose the tattoo kind of gives it away.
I had fun looking at these, ladies. Happy VD to everyone!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well LadyPlural I applaud your effort!
if you want to add me to your uber list it's uberleilani.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:55:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG WTF BBQ The BooB On TOP IS PROF pEOn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't be glum Lady P. There are some of us, like all one of me, that appreciate these things...
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Uhhhh are you sure???
I don't see my name above as an option
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:28:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
The eye pic is most awesome of all.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG WTF BBQ The BooB On TOP IS PROF pEOn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't be glum Lady P. There are some of us, like all one of me, that appreciate these things...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:41:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
Another note: Numbers on the pictures would be a good idea to help with guesses/identification. You know...like last year.
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give it a go anyway... I want to find out who's who.
well, I know which ones me obviously..
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
creep- yeah, I know. My fault entirely. Sorry. :(
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I just didn't get the pure Christmas-morning-esque joy out of this one. I raved about the last one. Hell, it's still on my "Favorites" list under the Übersite folder. This one just didn't measure up.
Another note: Numbers on the pictures would be a good idea to help with guesses/identification. You know...like last year.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF Lady you forgot to tell the bimbo blonde on the top right that the Uber U should be in the photo.
Poor girl. To give her credit, the U is probably on her forehead and she just doesn't have the know-how to point the camera correctly.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm irish hv, we don't tan. i do turn different shades of red during the summer though. kinda like a candy cane.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
leilani, I'm sorry. I didn't have contact information for you. If anyone wants to be added to my list of Uberusers' email addresses, email me at lady.plural.at.gmail.com. Although given the lackluster response to this one, I doubt that there will be any future Valentine's Day posts like this. Still, you never know, I guess...
MickGinny, who do you think owns that first one? That photo amuses the everloving hell out of me.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more leilani :(
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-14 08:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmmmmm boobies
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-14 08:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF I'M NOT LICKING ALL OF THAT
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-02-14 08:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, ladies.
Holy shit! I just realized this is the first Valentine's Day in 13 years that I'm single. Strange feeling, that. I'm lonely... and cold... Oh, the fire's out in the stove.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-14 08:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I appreciate the effort but you can't really spank the monkey to these little pictures.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-14 07:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As nice as that first boob is...and it is very nice....uhh, who the hell do I think I am about to complain about not being flooded with a huge collage of mams? I should be thankful and shut and simply say thank you, thank you.
I am pretty sure who belongs to that first boob.
Happy Valentines girls.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 07:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:58:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
These are fucking disgusting, albeit less so than last year, and you women are sad.
Geez, someone's pissed she didn't get to play....
That said....meh.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 07:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm guessing inion is below the leg and to the left of the eye picture.
I don't know why, I assume she is tan.
This is the first boob picture post that is getting bad ratings.....
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-14 07:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-14 07:29:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope. you got like two of them right.
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Do I get to know which ones so I can revise my guesses or do I have to wait for people to confirm individually?
-Dave
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-14 07:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope. you got like two of them right.
I know this isn't as spiffy as last year, but fuck it- I wanted to do it. So there.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-14 06:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-14 06:25:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
someones wearing the same top as last time. Merlina ?
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wrong! try again..
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-14 06:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
someones wearing the same top as last time. Merlina ?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 06:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know who's fuck-me-spike heel that is...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice try Davros but you got mine wrong...
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok here is my attempt at identifying stuff. I promise I will not spend as much time on this post as I did on last years.
Pieced Nipple - Munkeypants
Cleavage - LadyP
Shoulder(?) - AshK
Spike Heel - Inion da Trua
Nipple - CookieLass
Leg - Jeanneee
Belly - Mistress Fist
Back(?)- Ainkara
Eye - Krissi
Boob b&w - ghola
Cleavage - Circe
Legs - Merlina
Hand - C1ndy
Neck - CookieLass
Some of these are pure guesses, actually most of them are, but I will check back later to see how I did.
-Dave
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, this was sweet. But with the exception of a few enthusiastic contributors, this isn't a patch on last year's installment.
We appreciate it all the same, ladies.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
where's moo?
i guess she must be asleep in her barn
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ü
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey phuzzy...
hold down Alt and dial 154
it's teh BArT SIGNAL,
meanwhile, Hot! (especialy the b&w one)
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:37:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:31:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. That's interesting. So much for inserting umlauts in my reviews....
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So guess who is who..
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I'd love to lass, but an in-depth study of that photo in an open plan office could end in tears.
Job-Office tears.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:31:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. That's interesting. So much for inserting umlauts in my reviews....
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So guess who is who..
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. That's interesting. So much for inserting umlauts in my reviews....
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aahhhhh....
I love this place. You rock, wimmins of teh Űber!
And somebodies eye is bootiful.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that leg is australian Im sure
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God Bless you Uber.
<Stern salute as a joyful tear drops down my face>
Banga
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason I believe that the spike heel is inion da trua.
Not really sure why, just a comment she made somewhere.
Interesting nonetheless.
-Dave
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
miserable buggers
Lady P I think it looks great. Far classier than last year. And I'm very happy with mine *you should buy some*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously.
this is like the "Ghostbusters II" to circe's "Ghostbusters"
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HA filthy got whored out unawares... check your bathroom mirrors, girl
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Heheh, you know, I've been looking at that one to the right of the shoe for about ten minutes trying to work out what it actually is.
"Did somebody take a picture of a burn scar?"
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh...dude? Why is my name in this? I didn't play.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:31:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW I JUST GOT FIRED
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you got a bigger problem than that if someone is standing behind you
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW I JUST GOT FIRED
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul: a-FUCKING-men
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
probably made by the same people who claim to be strong women
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Little steps, Lisa. Compulsive exhibitionism can't be cured in a year, you know...
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember those days.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
These are fucking disgusting, albeit less so than last year, and you women are sad.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Full body shots would be better, and whomever mentionned asses, would make me a hunka hunka burning love.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe, that's an excellent idea. I've even already got a head start on that one.
What?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heheheheh. Good job, darlin.
I love the person who forgot to write an umlaut on her tits. Her enthusiasm makes me happy.
Now round up the wenches for next years installment, "The Root Vegetable Stuffed Orifices of Uber".
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gross.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Incidentally, the thing that I learned from this post: An umlauted U looks suspiciously like a strange smiley face. I think it is a Cunning Plan of Bart's, to make us happy with our lot in life by bombarding us with smileys everywhere we turn.
That is all.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw...who'm I kidding?
I'd totally bust a load on those shoes.
No harm meant in my original comment.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the witch comment below.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh be nice. Not all of us own fuck-me type spike heels *ahemI'mtalkingtothatperson'spicture*. And the shoes are fun and sparkly-like.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:19:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
I would so NOT fuck any of that
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, the shoes on bottom left?.... Did someone drop a house on her sister? hahaha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Butts of Uber...great idea.
An offshoot of this...which is a great idea unto itself.
Well done, ladies. So generous, the lot of you.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The eye pic is most awesome of all.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll stick with BoU...
Not really a body part person, unless it's a nice ass.
And since I se no full ass here...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my mind now wanders to how you'll top this next year...and it is good.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF is with the shoes on the bottom left?
That's the best that someone could do?
I wouldn't even skeet on those moccasins.
I mean...good show, all.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*masturbates furiously*
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful. Mine look like pic 10. "Boobs Of Uber" hahahahaha
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hooray for boobies!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ainkara is the spike heel.
Just guessing here.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would so NOT fuck any of that
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The game: match up the body parts with their owners, and decide which parts are which.
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.