Bad Jokes (Part 2) Har Har Nigger (1152 hits)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (View user info) at 2006-02-14 00:55:15 EST
The 4th grade class teacher says, "today class your going to stand up, tell us what your dad does for a living, spell it, and then tell us what he would say to the class if he was here today. The first boy stands up and says, "my dad is a cook C-O-O-K. If he were here he would show us how to make macaroni an cheese.
The second boy stands up and says, "my dads a fireman. F-I-R-E-M-A-N. if he were here he would tell us how to drop, drop and roll.
The little black boy stands up and says, "my dads an electrition E-C-T. The teacher interups Tyrone and tells him he messed up the spelling and to set down and think of how to spell it and they would return to him.
Johnny stands up and says, "My dads a bookie, B-O-O-K-I-E, if he were here he would be giving us 7-1 odds that nigger aint gonna be able to spell electrition.
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Submitted by queenemily (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:42:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:32:12 EST (#)
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Electrician, retard.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:18:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 02:59:22 (#)
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I think I am going to stop this whole Bad Jokes series. All I have gotten is shit from it.
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From what I recall, I think you've been getting shit from almost everything you've done. Maybe you should try writing something that doesn't suck?
You've done it before.
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:35:25 EST (#)
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you hurt that little boys feelings :(
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:08:29 EST (#)
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This would be only a -1 if you could spell ELECTRICIAN.
Submitted by ToastEatingBastard (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:59:14 EST (#)
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Love that racism.
Why isn't Africa fully industrialized?
If they built cities, one o' dem niggers would have to get a job.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:58:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:48:47 EST (#)
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While this would have been a funny post, the sloppiness ruined it. Better luck next time.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:45:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:56:32 (#)
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Irony.
Submitted by KatHunter (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:33:53 EST (#)
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drop, drop and roll...
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 08:28:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:44:15 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:26:34 (#)
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GuinnessSince1759 = auto -2
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Why do you keep doing this?
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Because i can.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-14 07:35:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 02:59:22 (#)
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I think I am going to stop this whole Bad Jokes series. All I have gotten is shit from it.
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Please.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-14 07:20:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:44:15 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:26:34 (#)
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GuinnessSince1759 = auto -2
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Why do you keep doing this?...Just a real quick explaination is necessary. Do you dislike Guinness?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-14 06:20:47 EST (#)
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Your Charlie Brown post is the type of thing Uber is looking for. Recycled jokes, pics with no content etc always get auto -2's.
Write a funny or entertaining story, or take the piss out of someone or something.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:56:32 EST (#)
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Irony.
I'd like to hit you in the facey with one.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:44:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:26:34 (#)
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GuinnessSince1759 = auto -2
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Why do you keep doing this?...Just a real quick explaination is necessary. Do you dislike Guinness?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:26:34 EST (#)
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GuinnessSince1759 = auto -2
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:51:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:26:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:03:13 EST (#)
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dunno why, but the pic got me.
have a drink on me.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 02:59:22 EST (#)
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I think I am going to stop this whole Bad Jokes series. All I have gotten is shit from it.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-02-14 02:54:26 EST (#)
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this post makes baby jesus cry
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2006-02-14 02:39:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:16:36 (#)
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It's a fucking joke people...stop worrying about being exact with the spelling. relax...jesus. GHOTI. who the hell cares.
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Because we at ubersite don't like bad spelling, and even if it didn't the whole joke hinges on spelling.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:16:36 EST (#)
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It's a fucking joke people...stop worrying about being exact with the spelling. relax...jesus. GHOTI. who the hell cares.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:09:04 EST (#)
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You seem like a funny guy.
Submitted by coocoocachoo (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:07:46 EST (#)
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Idiot.
Oh yeah, E-L-E-C-T-R-I-C-I-A-N, asshat.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2006-02-14 01:05:10 EST (#)
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What makes this truly funny is the number of misspellings in this post.