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The Watchman Comes (269 hits)

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Rating: 0.57 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Skinny Kenny (View user info) at 2006-02-14 11:32:52 EST


As I awoke in a spasm of terror, the thunder and lightening crashed against my window again.

"Are you home?"

"Is anybody there?"

A million voices receded, and then I was there all alone. Sitting bolt upright, the cold sweat of fear dripping down between my shoulder blades, I swayed back and forth in the darkness.

Had those really been voices? Or had this season of solitude finally rung it's bell?


Was that the Watchman I heard calling?
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"Yes,"

He replied.

"I hear your calling."

Who...? Who is that?

"I write the pleas your body yearns for each night."

...

"I am the author of your fears."

But...

"I am the dragon of your dreams."

But you are me...

"I am the horror in your nightmares."

But you are ME!

"I am here to plant the seeds of your destruction."

BUT YOU ARE ME!

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Time slips.
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Screams echo through the darkness as again I rise to consciousness.

Are they mine, or has the Watchman paid another nocturnal visit?

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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


I fart in the Watchman's general direction.



But does that mean he farts in mine?

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

clarity.

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

creepy

Submitted by Aztune (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Made me smile...

I kept thinking this was one of those little nicknames for getting your period.



Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Everytime the watchman comes to me in the night I jerk on off into his face.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The watchman came by last night and told me to leave this for you.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Interesting.


Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing,
and we can't both win.

Flanders:
Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt.

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