UberTines 06 - The End (1198 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: Ubertines_ '06
Rating: 1.75 on 102 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2006-02-14 12:38:56 EST
It's time for lunch now so rather than post late I am going to close this round. The last couple of votes were cast several hours ago so here we go. Thanks to all the participants and thanks to those of you who took the time to read/rate the posts.
Inion_de_trua - Kiss Me - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83882
There seem to have been a few interpretations of this and definitely a varied response but in the end Inion's male character is a dick. Solid piece that just goes to show why she made the finals.
Orgasmatron - Baby, I'm A Lost Cause - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83886
Orgasmatron twists the story of Orpheous into another poetic showcase to narrowly beat out <huh huh, he said beat out> Inion to take the hat trick, the tri-fecta and ultimate prize and title, Big Chief Stinkeminthepants. Showoff.
Consolation Round 2:
Brdn_Nkd - Sugar Sweet - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83895
A mighty quest for the ultimate confectionary delight to preserve the love of his life.
Joedaddy - Loved to Death (part one) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83856
An excerpt from a tale previously written by joedaddy. Where's part two man?
AshK - Anatomy of Love -
AshK breaks my heart and fails to post. I hope that some nasty fate has not befallen you. If you do finish the post put it up and post a link.
Oman's the man to gun for in the next competition.
User Reviews
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-16 19:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't you hate it when you drop a light-hearted supposed-to-be-funny conversation starting statement and then don't have internet connectivity for the next 72 hrs
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My stomach hurts. I must vomit.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha I was just reading that on the other post. While that may be true I can only speak for myself and I know the number of times I've rated something without reading it has been less than 10. Maybe some of that comes from the random retard ratings that would take a +2 Survivor post and drop it, drove me up the wall when that happened. I don't mind being rated less than two but at least read my post before rating it
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See, I knew by posting that comment that a number of people would comment saying they read everything they rate. Far be it from me to say anyones lying, but if we ran an Uberpoll, everyone would say the same thing. The time elapsed between posting and reviewing can be phenomenally small.
Method once rated a post of mine about 2.3 seconds after it was on the front page. A 1300 word post. The next few reviews were all within a couple minutes tops.
I'm still working on my groupthink post. It's sure to go down in flames, which is a beautiful thing...
Oh well.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I was in to that sort of thing I'd quip that you could please me but I'm not so you're on your own there big chief stinkeminthepants.
Bubba please go read/rate my story I was pretty happy with it and was somewhat disappointed that it got so few ratings.
WAHHHHHHH, baby needs baba.
Thanks for the heat yall.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-15 23:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I CAN'T PLEASE ANYONE!!!
*wails*
*moans*
*dies*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-15 22:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm down with a St. Patty's comp.
How random would that be? An "Uber Go-Fuck-Yourself" to do......
Bubs, first you ride me for not spitting Uberbury Tales out quick enough.
Now it's "write prose, write prose."
THERE IS SIMPLY NO PLEASING YOU.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-15 22:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Onion_De_Tuna: Your story was excellent. Whuppin' Gasmo's ass is
a major chore. No one here likes poetry, because it it's mostly Emu shit.
Gasm puts in the filth and the humor, so he makes it work.
I want to see him write plain ol' everyday PROSE. YOU HEAR THAT, GASM?? HUH??
<Gasm writes ass-kickin' prose and Bubba sinks into the dirt> :)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-15 22:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-15 19:04:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fisty should have told us both that at the beginning. Would have saved us each a lot of writing, huh?
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you suck balls. :p
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-15 19:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And BTW, I wouldn't want to be part of a clique that would
have me as a member ;)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-15 19:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:33:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, 25%? I would think it's higher than that. Maybe I'm just an optimist but I think the majority of people who post actual content probably read then rate.
Orgasmatron, you registered almost a full year after me and have 20k more hits than me. I hate you and think you smell like a goat's ass.
Someone should run a paddy's day comp. I'd enter even though I've never made it out of round one of one of these.
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If I rate it, I read it.
Yes, a syphillitic goat's ass :)
St. Paddy's Day comp? Ah, bejesus, me boy!! I'm thinkin'I could join fer that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-15 19:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fisty should have told us both that at the beginning. Would have saved us each a lot of writing, huh?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:11:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeebus christ, we all knew O-tron was going to win it.
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thanks.... butthead.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:56:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
cumming to chicago?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:52:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
well whenever i manage to make it to an ubercon or whatever you'll have met one.
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nope but i'll yet again be going to tx, nm, and az driving across country and eventually ending up in california.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's part two man?
^^^^^
it's on it's way...Friday morning
i had real world commitments that required my attention first
i also had to fly up to my primary residence to locate my notes
(which i was doing anyway) so i wouldn't butcher the rest of the story
(at least the section that's linked to your title)
i've already committed several inexcusable errors and i do not plan to repeat them
thanks for your interest
jd
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I already posted today. Sorry licious.
Hey do you guys think I should make the 11-year old kicking my ass thing a 3 part series or end it where it is?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lish - might I suggest: http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron ?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can someone here please post something worth reading? Because I sure can't, and I'm having a very bad day. I know I can count on y'all.
I'm fighting with Fat Tony out of sheer need to yell at someone. Help. me.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What terrible heat is this, that threatens to tear this heat in twain?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So I says to her, "Mabel," I says, "heat this heating heat heat right heating now or I'm going to stick my heat right up your heat!"
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heatheatheat? Heatheatheatheatheat heatheatheat heatheatheatheat, heatheat. Heatheatheat heatheat heat heatheatheatheat heatheatheat heatheat? Heat heatheatheat!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:56:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Heatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat.
Haha.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed...scourge has a badass name.
I think I had the most fun with that one when doing those 'what's in a name' dealies.
In fact..........
And no, Thorns - no need to record that one.
I'd demand to be part of the harmony.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree. Fist has been unusuallu quiet recently.
Don't tell me you got a life fist.
And I am now firmly convinced that I am O-man's muse for poems. That is the fourth one I have been in....Or maybe the fifth.
Bah fuck it.
I just remember the poems where I get laid.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:02:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shoo wop shoo wop doo doo doo
Shabba shabba dee dee, boop boop boop
We're the Ubertines and we're here to say
We have it on authority that Voltage is gay
He likes backrubs, sailors too
We guarantee he gargles with scourge's goo
Shoo wop shoo wop doo doo doo
Shabba shabba dee dee, boop boop boop
We're the Ubertines and we're here to say
We're bored and naked and we're here to play
Buttsecks, straight sex, brokeback love
Chuggin' and a-pluggin' and smellin' the glove
Shoo wop shoo wop doo doo doo
Shabba shabba dee dee, boop boop boop
Ubertines dance and Ubertines sing
We fiddle and we diddle with each other's o-rings
Stretch 'em all out and gape real wide
Stick a mistress' fist way deep inside
Shoo wop shoo wop doo doo doo
Shabba shabba dee dee, boop boop boop
A ba ba ba dooo waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
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So, you want me to record THIS masterpiece, Orgasmatron? :)
And scourge - in my humble opinion, you have pretty good name recognition - certainly not a "c" lister...
Hell, until last summer, when I started doing the Uber music shit, I was at the bottom of the trough.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed. Fisty's been less playful lately.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:12:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
That being said, you seem very upset about the clique thing on Uber. Why not just do what I do, rate how you feel (which I believe you do.) and hope that others follow your example.
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Who's upset? This shit just amuses me. I only get riled when good posts get fucked by random assholes or groupthink. I'm going do a post on that groupthink I think...scourge has some inspiration for an Uber experiment.....Hmmmmm
I rate how I feel, thats for damn sure. I just happen to like a lot of what most of the people on this thread post, consequently I click on their posts and rate. You, inion, and O-town, among others, all consistently post good material.
As for a clique...sheeeeeeot. You all my neeyas. Except MistressFist, who doesn't talk to me anymore. It got too real for her ass.
She's out.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A - It's all bullshit posturing. For reals.
B - Even if it wasn't...gotta make hay while the sun shines, right?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOA
*whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper GASP whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper NO!whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper *
Sorry O-man. Because of that - erhm, DISPLAY there, we, the clique, have hired Heidi Klum to deliver a message for us.
"As you know, on Uber, one day you're in, the next you are out. Today, you are out. Auf Wiedersen"
we're sorry...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGA!
THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!
CARE BEARS MATE WHEN MY PEN SCRATCHES SCARS INTO THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH!
WORSHIP ME, INSECTS!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yup
MF's right.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeebus christ, we all knew O-tron was going to win it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shoo wop shoo wop doo doo doo
Shabba shabba dee dee, boop boop boop
We're the Ubertines and we're here to say
We have it on authority that Voltage is gay
He likes backrubs, sailors too
We guarantee he gargles with scourge's goo
Shoo wop shoo wop doo doo doo
Shabba shabba dee dee, boop boop boop
We're the Ubertines and we're here to say
We're bored and naked and we're here to play
Buttsecks, straight sex, brokeback love
Chuggin' and a-pluggin' and smellin' the glove
Shoo wop shoo wop doo doo doo
Shabba shabba dee dee, boop boop boop
Ubertines dance and Ubertines sing
We fiddle and we diddle with each other's o-rings
Stretch 'em all out and gape real wide
Stick a mistress' fist way deep inside
Shoo wop shoo wop doo doo doo
Shabba shabba dee dee, boop boop boop
A ba ba ba dooo waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vote time! Should I come to the next Ubercon?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cumming to chicago?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:52:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
well whenever i manage to make it to an ubercon or whatever you'll have met one.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Round 1 results here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83523
Round 2 results here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83781
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Until I saw this, I thoguht that Ubertines was some stupid bandwagon instead of a "madnessesque" competition. Can you link the original thing so I can catch up on the contest and read the posts?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well whenever i manage to make it to an ubercon or whatever you'll have met one.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWahahahahahaha
Gasp
Hahahahahaha
now people are looking at me oddly.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what the test is? Just say get on top honey! and sometimes she'll be fucking you real hard.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've never met one but I've never minded taking the time to do the job right either so it hasn't mattered. I could see that being entertaining though.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey baby... Wanna have 2 minutes worth of sex in the back of my Ford Tempo?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
some girls can get off in two minutes two ya know.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine: it's my understanding that High Voltage cannot withhold from spurting his progenitive seed into or on the body of his male, female or canine partner for longer than a span of 120 seconds.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:33:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just let him finish, Lish. Let him do it.
He'll be done in a second, anyway.
I have it on authority that HV can't hold a nut to save his life.
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"You have two choices HighVoltage..." The judge said from high atop his chair where he dealt judgement down to rapists, thieves, and murderers alike.
"You can either be sentenced to death..." As he said this the onlooking crowd took a collective gasp and began to point and whisper to the accused. A handcuffed HighVoltage who stood defiantly despite such a harsh sentence.
"Or..." The judge began and gave a hand wave to the baliff who dropped his pants revealing his naughty bits. "Or you can hold his balls for 2 minutes and get off without charge."
HighVoltage gulped. This was worse than he thought. He made his way over to the baliff and looked at the naughty bits. They were hairy and wrinkled.
"I....I.....CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T HOLD THESE NUTS, even to save my life..." HighVoltage finally said after making his decision. The crowd gasped and the baliff drew his pistol and shot HV in the head right there. Blood and body of HighVoltage fell to the slick courtroom floor as the judge turned to Orgasmatron who was in the jury.
"Yeah you were right. I guess I owe you $50...." The judge said reaching into his pocket to fish out his wallet.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:09:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:45:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:35:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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Hahahah.
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To people who don't get this, you seem like a retarded kid laughing and clapping his hands because of a yellow crayon.
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By the way I totally get the irony of this in fact I believe I rated that after our discussion. I did say I am often guilty of this but I also only rate something if I read it so at least you know I took the time to do that.
yeah. That's it and I'm sticking with it.
I don't need you. I just need this chair.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
.............oh, and linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83956
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just let him finish, Lish. Let him do it.
He'll be done in a second, anyway.
I have it on authority that HV can't hold a nut to save his life.
You know why I know that?
BECAUSE I'M SAINT UBERTINE, BITCHES! BOW BEFORE ME AND MY MERCILESS RHYMES!
BESTOW YOUR BLESSINGS UPON MY METER BEFORE I BURN YOUR HOUSES TO THE GROUND!
THIS!
I!
COMMAND!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:26:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
a "harumph"?1?1?1?1111oone!!1111!!!!eleventy?
Yes I need a harumph.
Excuse me while I whip this out: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83895
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:14:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle I love you and you can be my #1 rape victim if you want behind Susie and inion and leilani and sacrilicious who are all my #0 rape victim....
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HEY! I didn't consent to this! Oh, wait..
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
um you're all winners in my book?
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You and your communist propaganda.
NOT EVERYONE CAN WIN! DON'T GET MY HOPES UP!
PS I'm camping here.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
um you're all winners in my book?
kidding.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a "harumph"?1?1?1?1111oone!!1111!!!!eleventy?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY! I made a friend today!
Unfortunately she ran off before I could steal her skin for my collection but then Crystle became my friend and I love her and she is like "HEY HV you are Teh roXor" and I totally agree and we will own 17 puppies and move to birmingham Alabama and start a farm that sells radishes.
Holy fuck what is wrong with my brain today?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle I won the 2nd consolation round but I didn't get a harumph out of you.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83895
Can I get a harumph out of that guy?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awww.... Thanks HV.
Ubertines was SUCH a great idea. Now none of us lonely losers have to be alone...and..uh... losing?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:18:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
And yes, Brain.. I'm thinking what you're thinking.
But do you really think Elizabeth Hurley will be willing to be the new face of Uber?
Ahaahahaha
mmmmmmmm Elizabeth Hurley
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<note: That should be "I Fink so Brian, but do you...">
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you Crystal.
AND MISTRESSFIST! Fuck I forgot her. She doesn't talk to me anymore. She just requotes my reviews like the dirty whore I came to know and love.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And yes, Brain.. I'm thinking what you're thinking.
But do you really think Elizabeth Hurley will be willing to be the new face of Uber?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
since we're in a clique now will you be my Valentine?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#0 rape victims?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle I love you and you can be my #1 rape victim if you want behind Susie and inion and leilani and sacrilicious who are all my #0 rape victim....
MY BRAIN IS MELTING AND IT BURNS TO LOOK AT THINGS! AAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAWQAHAHDIU!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am so freaking confused. now it IS a cligue?! What are the membership requirements?
HV did you catch mine? Too obscure? Too subtle?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...
Ok, I get it. It IS a clique and you guy just don't like me.
<SOB> My perceptions are ALWAYS off - darn it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Give me more things to reference! I WILL PWNZER U ALL!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty close, the only reason i watched it is cuz rachel mcadams should be a pinup girl.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no, no more referrences. we will do the same thing we do every night and try to take over the WOORLD!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uhhh.....*thinks up a mean girls reference*
HI! I'M LINSDAY LOHAN...LOHEN? I'm LL and I AM SUPER PSYCH'D TO BE YOUR SET OF BOOBS TODAY!
I like penis and singing and unicorns and ponies and violins and bicycles with tassles and pillows and wedding dresses and cake and love and Valentines Day and chocolate and I always wear my cute little skirts to tease all the boys who want to fuck me sideways so I stop talking and start sucking dick!
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Never saw 'Mean Girls' I am assuming that is an accurate reference.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
as long as there are no references to "mean girls."
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on O-man. Join my clique. And together we can defeat the Sith!
Or something.
I am going to see how many lame references I can make.
I hope I don't have to do another, because I am out of references, so I guess I can make 2.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My clique is so secretive that even I don't know who's in it. Or if I'm a part of it.
OH GOD, THEY'VE KICKED ME OUT OF IT!
FUCKDAGGERS!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brdn you can be in my clique. Together we are going to destroy the one ring of gelgemar and free Middle Los Angelos from the tyrant Mesmumorphanizer.
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Where the fuck did that come from?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I suck I tried to start a fight with Ogaspitsmymom and he totally ignored my comments and now I find out that this isn't a clique. <cries emu tears>
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, so I'm not in a clique.
Maybe someday.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ppppshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's pretty obvious this isn't a clique (at least to me) - that's why I made the comment.
I agree with the previous discussion about "group think" and "rating by popularity"
Just my dumb sense of humor
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and my word of the day is "actually"
Look for it in a review near you!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:24:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
gosh. it's clique's like this that are killing uber.
I'm in clique? Oh that's tho thuper!! Fabuuulouth.
ahem. I don't know that I really have any strong ties to anyone here. I certainly respect some of the people's talent but I don't know that I've made it to a clique yet.
incidentily this post was recorded on a crappy company IBM.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no - I actually meant roundly. As in "all around the worst trouncing EVAR"
even though it wasn't
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:24:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
And Dave - <grin> I don't like to think of it as beating so much as trouncing roundly. Something I failed to do when it counted.
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Do you mean trouncing "soundly"?
Because that is pretty ironic.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gosh. it's clique's like this that are killing uber.
Honestly people. Rate the post, not the poster.
And Dave - <grin> I don't like to think of it as beating so much as trouncing roundly. Something I failed to do when it counted.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:52:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:25:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd be interested to see a show of hands of how many people here have read every post they've rated. I'd guess very few could raise their hand. My money is on something like a 25% read rate.
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It may be a little higher than that, but likely not by much.
Actually, maybe it's lower. Probably lower.
I always wonder at the 'no comment' reviews and assume that they're just left to throw the rating out there.
Weak.
You're right about the groupthink, too. You can totally find the point in certain posts where the reviews shift and change depending on the comments of a single person. A string of +2s can be brought low by someone going the other way and inspiring others to 'speak their mind and stop blowing the writer.' Or it can go the other way...negative to positive.
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scourge remember our hate off contest? My hate post had a rating of like 2 for about 8 reviews, then one negative floated in there and the whole thing completely shifted to shit. I always try not to read the rating it already has if I can help it because it colors your view. If you see a 0 or lower you expect it to be bad, so you scrutinize it harder than you normally would.
That being said, you seem very upset about the clique thing on Uber. Why not just do what I do, rate how you feel (which I believe you do.) and hope that others follow your example.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:51:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
For the record, I always read before I rate.
I actually only rate about 25% of what I read..
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See that is what I was trying to say. I appear to have been beaten in the english language by an American.
-Dave
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No no, dear...I meant "let's get on with my sucking everyone's collective dick."
As the victor, I believe I get to spoil you now. Oral's just the beginning of that.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i only promised you dicksucking if you threw the competition O...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the record, I always read before I rate.
I actually only rate about 25% of what I read..
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am very guilty of the no comment. If I don't have something constructive to say I just don't say anything. That being said I look at no comments and wish they'd open up and tell me something negative or positive. What made it work? why'd it suck? why is it mediocre?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kudos O-man.
On the read issue, I never rate something I don't read. I actually read a lot more than I rate. This possibly explains why, after 2 years on the site, I am still a C-Lister.
-Dave
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, 25%? I would think it's higher than that. Maybe I'm just an optimist but I think the majority of people who post actual content probably read then rate.
Orgasmatron, you registered almost a full year after me and have 20k more hits than me. I hate you and think you smell like a goat's ass.
Someone should run a paddy's day comp. I'd enter even though I've never made it out of round one of one of these.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd be interested to see a show of hands of how many people here have read every post they've rated. I'd guess very few could raise their hand. My money is on something like a 25% read rate.
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It may be a little higher than that, but likely not by much.
Actually, maybe it's lower. Probably lower.
I always wonder at the 'no comment' reviews and assume that they're just left to throw the rating out there.
Weak.
You're right about the groupthink, too. You can totally find the point in certain posts where the reviews shift and change depending on the comments of a single person. A string of +2s can be brought low by someone going the other way and inspiring others to 'speak their mind and stop blowing the writer.' Or it can go the other way...negative to positive.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At the risk of sounding redundant, you guys all rock my face.
Congratulations, O-tron! And being the starfucker that I am, I must ask: "Wanna make out?"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm your murder man, your Kringle,
I'm your valentine,
Bring me naked virgins, roasted pig
And flowing wine...
Ok, ok, let's make with the dicksucking:
- Thanks to Brnd_Nkd for getting this little to-do together. Great idea!
- Thanks to the competitors for....er....competing. I dare say everyone brought a little more to the table than usual, which is always great. After all, this is a serious. writers. forum. Excellent, excellent stories. Loved the consolation round idea, too.
- Thanks to the good people of Uber for reading all of our prattling on and reviewing them. *sniffle* You make it all worth it! You're the reason for it all! *sniffle*
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go stroke one out in the office bathroom in celebration of my awesomeness. That, or drop a load in my office rival's coffee. We'll see how it goes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah.
Congratulations O-man.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bullshit, katy. The story was fine, this place is just a fickle bitch. If you don't have name recognition, you know, if you aren't an "a-lister", the rating on the front page determines how half of these fools will rate, if they even open the post at all.
Post and get one random trolling asshole to -2 for no reason and the post could die, never to be rated again, regardless of the content. Or it could get flamed to death because one ass decided to "insult" you and everyone else jumped aboard to echo their comment w/o reading.
I had one guy decide that a story wasn't the truth and a few people followed his suit. No comments about the content. One guy called liar and then a bunch of people in quick succession followed suit without time in between to actually read the post.
Sorry, but I guess that's the life of an Uber "c-lister." (like me)
I'd be interested to see a show of hands of how many people here have read every post they've rated. I'd guess very few could raise their hand. My money is on something like a 25% read rate.
Oh Wait! I'm sorry, I was mistaken.
This is a serious writers forum....
...And end the scourge mini-rant about shit you all already knew
here...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok so in case shlongy reads this... you can't infringe on the copyrights of your own life. that's the last day i spent with my exhusband except for the parts where i had to stick in kiss me and a couple other things that i found out after. so it's not copied, just goes to show everyone has the same bullshit now and again.
congrats Orgasmotron, i knew i blew it on that one, but you deserved to kick my bum. funny how fantasy comes out better than reality.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
My post sucked, but at least I lost to the winner, not to a loser..
congrats Orgasmo
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations Orgasmatron!
Next time I will be gunning for you. Be ready cause your a jive fool.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats Orgasmatron. Good show all, this worked exactly as planned and I was garaunteed some good reading every couple of days.
Any time you feel like swapping a title and throwing down for the halibut let me know. B