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Submitted by Foonbo (View user info) at 2006-02-14 13:23:21 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83903
(licks finger, touches ass, audible sizzling sound)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:18:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Aztune (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:24:22 (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:08:40 (#)
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Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:50:51 (#)
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Do the curtains match the drapes?
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If I didn't shave down there, they would match.
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Foonbo... apart from looking like a child-molester...
digdug asked if the DRAPES matched the curtains, not the CARPET.
If you shave your drapes, I think that means you're a dude that shaves his armpits.
That would make you a gay child-molester
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If I ever went to prison I'd shave my armpits and keep them permanently lubed. Fucking a shaved and lubed armpit is almost as smooth and tight as a toddler.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:08:20 EST (#)
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I still find it HIGHLY disturbing that youre younger than me
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:56:32 EST (#)
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hope to never share a cell with you, bubba.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:49:07 EST (#)
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im gonna get a brazillian.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't worry...he's just some fag.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:50:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:25:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Justin.
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Who is Justin?
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmm
freckles.... :D
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Ron Pearlman....
Before he grew into his sexiness
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Justin.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:45:35 EST (#)
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(licks finger, touches face, audible sizzling sound)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:21:07 EST (#)
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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT DUDE SHAVING THEIR SACKS!
Ew...
Submitted by Aztune (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:08:40 (#)
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Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:50:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Do the curtains match the drapes?
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If I didn't shave down there, they would match.
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Foonbo... apart from looking like a child-molester...
digdug asked if the DRAPES matched the curtains, not the CARPET.
If you shave your drapes, I think that means you're a dude that shaves his armpits.
That would make you a gay child-molester.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:38:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:25:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing on this planet makes one look like an ignorant redneck like a goatee.
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Didn't Lenin have a goatee?
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to be fair, it was the cartoon devil-type goatee
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:18:17 EST (#)
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HAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAhaha
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:08:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:50:51 (#)
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Has anyone ever told you that your face is really, really red?
I really only have one question though.
(scroll down)
Do the curtains match the drapes?
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If I didn't shave down there, they would match.
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:01:09 EST (#)
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holy metallica batman, its James Hetfield!
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:50:51 EST (#)
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Has anyone ever told you that your face is really, really red?
I really only have one question though.
(scroll down)
Do the curtains match the drapes?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're a brave man.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:42:32 EST (#)
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Looks like someone is struggling to maintain an active brainwave.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:40:04 EST (#)
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Looks like someone found poo in their shoe.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:38:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:25:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing on this planet makes one look like an ignorant redneck like a goatee.
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Didn't Lenin have a goatee?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
what would happen if caulincourt and badassmofo had a kid.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:36:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:30:30 (#)
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jesus people, just fucking email them to him, no need to flood the front page with this stuff when we could very well be making fun of Caulaincourt
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:35:50 EST (#)
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its like Irish DigiCam
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:34:01 EST (#)
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Looks like Donny Walberg and Opie had a baby boy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If THAT picture gets put in the next Uberdirectory, please leave me out of it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:30:30 EST (#)
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jesus people, just fucking email them to him, no need to flood the front page with this stuff when we could very well be making fun of Caulaincourt
Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing on this planet makes one look like an ignorant redneck like a goatee.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
scary people make baby jesus's ass bleed.