My Advice for Enjoying Valentine's Day (557 hits)
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Submitted by Myself (View user info) at 2006-02-14 13:37:51 EST
Many men seem to complain that Valentine's Day is no fun. Many women freak out because they are single, and somehow, this makes their life meaningless. Well to hell with all that. Let's all have fun this Valentine's Day, it is a holiday after all.
For all you couples out there, it is important to remember what Valentine's Day is all about. It isn't love and romance; it isn't even commercialism. Valentine's Day is about chocolate. Consider if you will: Valentine's Day falls 1.5 months after New Years. Everyone is tired of their New Year's resolutions. Valentine's Day is the perfect excuse to cheat (on your diet!). So, the two of you can eat chocolate, not feel guilty, and guys (you lucky dogs) can pass it off as a time you showed you cared.
If this isn't enough for you, try perhaps to adhere to the "little Christmas" version. Buy stuff you know the other wants. It shouldn't have to be flowers and jewelry. How about a CD or a T-shirt, or whatever your special someone likes. And the key, possibly to male happiness with Valentine's Day is for the woman to reciprocate. Now, of course you all realize I'm talking about with gifts. And also, I will add that it's important that she spend the same amount as the guy, and probably that amount shouldn't be too big (unless you can afford that).
The bottom line is that Valentine's Day is a chance to have fun, do something out of the ordinary, and for both people to enjoy themselves. Of course, I realize some women won't like this version. For them, you should buy them a nice ring box. But do not, under any circumstances, buy them a ring. Hey, it's the thought that counts right? (Please note a ring box may be substituted with any other form of mental abuse necessary to make her cry, or feel like an ass)
For all you single people, well, who the hell cares if you're single? Get over it, or better yet get drunk. You just might wake up with that special some one right? More seriously, a holiday doesn't make your existence any more or less worthwhile, so try not to sweat it, or at least eat some chocolate.
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:43:22 EST (#)
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this is on MRR as "My Advice for Enjoying Val..."
I threw up a lil in my mouth.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:36:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:38:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:18:17 (#)
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i'm married, can i still get drunk?
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:57:25 EST (#)
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"Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine, gonna fuck that bitch just one more time."
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:57:04 EST (#)
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here is what you should do
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83970
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:47:27 EST (#)
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Valentine's day is about remembering every mistake you have ever made in the name of your bollocks/uterus.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83934
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:45:11 EST (#)
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Yes, all you married folks can get drunk, but for you the drunken sex is required.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:25:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:18:17 (#)
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i'm married, can i still get drunk?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:18:17 EST (#)
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i'm married, can i still get drunk?
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:12:33 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/83641
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:58:56 EST (#)
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"For all you single people, well, who the hell cares if you're single? Get over it, or better yet get drunk."
I am working on it.
-Dave
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:57:41 EST (#)
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My advice for enjoying Valentine's Day: read my post while you stroke or fingerpoke yourself -- http://www.ubersite.com/m/83956
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:52:25 EST (#)
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Nothing says "I love you" like a genital wart.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:44:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:43:48 EST (#)
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