Stick this in your Uberdirectory and Smoke It. (8177 hits)
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Submitted by leilani (View user info) at 2006-02-14 13:50:07 EST
Finally.
User Reviews
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-18 10:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can you explain to me why an attractive girl is a regular to this website? You need to learn your place in life, and only ugly girls are supposed to be here.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU'RE HAWT SHIT, ALTER!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I was expecting to see Badassmofo's ugly ass mug.
Just Kidding.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-23 21:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Kang changes his rating after her last desolate photos of nowhere post. There's something... what's that French term? Jenny say quah about it. (Yeah, I know the correct spelling, just trying to be funny, which I'm aware I'm very not.} Go look at those photos.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-23 20:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nope, but that pic was taken at sort of an odd angle though.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-22 00:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you have a lazy eye?
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-22 00:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
like an idiot, read through your replies, zero
stick this in your ratings./ -2
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Congratulations, you're not ugly and the site is full of horny desperate guys, go you.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you're pretty. go you.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's good to be Bartbart...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-18 22:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hot
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah man I really hope that necklace is made of pasta noodles. Noodle jewelry is so fucking hot!
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you are an attractive woman, although I am much more fascinated with the amount/type of responses your picture has garnered. As far as Joe Average he is one of two things:
A. trying to carve his niche on Uber by being as chauvanistic as possible
B. a headcase who hates women because he is unable to obtain and sustain a suitable erection capable of satisfying even the most desperate sexually starved woman.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-18 04:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin bosh
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-18 04:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:22:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
<tazers onecheapgeek>
Ahahaha.
Jesus Christ, have you assholes ever been to a bar? Or outside the Cheez Whizzy crustiness that are your bedrooms? There are a million leilanis, wasted and eager to pity-fuck dorks like yourselves. Besides, this territory is already claimed by the ever-prowling stud, Bart Cilfone: http://www.ubersite.com/u/bart/l/leilani
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-17 18:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought badass had hair sticking out of his face...
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-02-17 18:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey you are at #1 Most Heated!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Traaaaaaalalalala!
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Barbara Streisand.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like my aunt.
No offense.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no scourge, i'm not badass. NO NO NO
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty hot badass.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong with band geeks?
I mean...we prefer to be called band "people."
Sooo, lei, you sure done managed to stir up controversy somethin good. And I must say, it's entertaining to read what some people have to say. Like a scientist studying wild monkeys or something.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ban them? For what? Being big meanieheads?
Grow up.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:04:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. Who let the retards out today?
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Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:03:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
So why didn't you submit a good picture of your self (judging by what you have to work with I'm sure this was an impossible task) or at least a picture of you not drunk and discheveled from a night of pole dancing and tequilla shots? I know there are more shots in this series because I've seen them on the net before. It's called "drunken tequilla whore" and the next couple of shots are of you receiving a Hot Carl.
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ban retrospect AND joe average.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet shandy would love to see how many of those shells he could fill at once.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your hair.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. Who let the retards out today?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So why didn't you submit a good picture of your self (judging by what you have to work with I'm sure this was an impossible task) or at least a picture of you not drunk and discheveled from a night of pole dancing and tequilla shots? I know there are more shots in this series because I've seen them on the net before. It's called "drunken tequilla whore" and the next couple of shots are of you receiving a Hot Carl.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:48:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard
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me too
WHAT?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Joe smaller than Average peener, i actually requested the "i did many shots of tequila and danced all night at the bar" hairstyle
happy?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
When you went to the salon did you specifically request "rat's nest" or is this just the natural look of poverty?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't listen to "smaller than average joe penis"
U R hot.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:28:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen you ugly bitch, I was trying to make a joke
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try harder next time dumbass.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen you ugly bitch, I was trying to make a joke and I didn't think enough people would know what a cowrie necklace is since most people were not born when they were in style. Deal with the criticism that goes along with being a camwhore. You look like a fucking band geek anyway and I wouldn't even throw you a mercy fuck.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:51:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
1974 called and it wants it puka shell (cowrie) necklace back. If this was a full length picture would we get to see your bell bottoms and platform shoes? If you want to laugh check this out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763
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let's see your camwhore, motherfucker.
oh and btw puka shells and cowries are two entirely different things. get the facts straight fucktard.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1974 called and it wants it puka shell (cowrie) necklace back. If this was a full length picture would we get to see your bell bottoms and platform shoes? If you want to laugh check this out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:31:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:07:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:03:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Teh HOTNESS. I want to eat your ass with a ice cream scooper.
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that is the coolest proposition i have ever gotten, on uber or otherwise
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and it will be your last, my pretty.
what?
i mean, see you at 6. i have cupcakes.
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TOTALLY made me laugh out loud. Never mind teh ghey intarweb acronyms.
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Horney Uber-Doods Below
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:04:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thorns, we're all Method. Why don't you n00bs get it?
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I meant that I was confused about Method's sexuality, not about whether she was his alter.
Because everyone knows that Method = Bart = badassmofo = leilani = Shlongy = Fat Tony = HA HA RABBIT
Who's a n00b? Not I. I officially relinquished that title at my one-year mark last month.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thorns, we're all Method. Why don't you n00bs get it?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-16 08:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, now that i have FINALLY read through that huge mess of "who's the alter" below my original comment....
...I'm very confused.
But you still look like my sister.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-15 16:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, my dear...uhhh huh huh huh, I'd like, uhhh huh huh huh stick it in your 'uberdirectory,' huh huh huh huh...
It's near end-of-day, forgive me.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 16:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
isn't what the other way around
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-15 16:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm....isn't it the other way around. <insert random 'i'd do you/splooge' comment>
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm fucking ready bosh BRING IT
dude gross my office smells like a huge fart and i didn't do it i swear
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is gonna be so fuckin bosh
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eh.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey didn't I barf on you and then kick your mom in the goonch the other night at the dog track? Sorry about that, it was the whisky talking.
I'm not sorry.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How badass is it that this WAS sitting a perfect 1 on 313?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kidding....
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she looka like a man
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like you are from California.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nope, new yorker, lived there till a few years ago, now i live in jersey.
i think my soul is californian though.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you Californian?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, she is pretty badass
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yowza!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:37:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:35:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why has this got nearly 300 reviews?
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read 'em dipshit, we are not a service
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haha
i love teh badass
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bizdork obviously didn't read the replies, the heat has nothing to do with the picture really.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:09:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Omg liek wtf roflcoptorz. A picture of a person. Holy fucking cow this has never ever happened before. How can any post like this ever get to most heated? I'm not denying that the girl is attractive, but fuck. Why does every person on this site need to drool over a picture like that? Is everyone's life so pathetic that they spend their workdays refreshing Uber until a camwhore comes up?
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Yes, what's your point?
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Omg liek wtf roflcoptorz. A picture of a person. Holy fucking cow this has never ever happened before. How can any post like this ever get to most heated? I'm not denying that the girl is attractive, but fuck. Why does every person on this site need to drool over a picture like that? Is everyone's life so pathetic that they spend their workdays refreshing Uber until a camwhore comes up?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:35:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why has this got nearly 300 reviews?
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read 'em dipshit, we are not a service
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It must be put over the top.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That is unacceptable.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Only nearly?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why has this got nearly 300 reviews?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As in....
HEAT HEAT HEAT!!!!!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Heat?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehehehe
HEAT GODDAMMIT HEAT
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, i'm flattered
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the wierdest shit gets heated and it's retarded.
have a +2 cause I'd stick one up in ya.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT MCHEAT
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's some heat for ya
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And how the fuck do you expect to stay most heated with that attitude?
Fucking rookies.....
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OCG-dude get with it, we have determined that i am not indeed badassmofo
shlongy-- WTF?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How do you feel about anonymous cunnilingus?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You do not badassmofo.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:41:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is this bullshit still up here?
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BECAUSE I RULE
durrrr
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:21:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:32:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy fu...sis?
No kidding, leilani, you look a LOT like my sister.
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hey bro!
hahahahaha
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Hahaha...I know better...my sister would nevar be on Uber.
Nonetheless, it would be rather awkward for me should we ever find ourselves sharing a bed.
But I'm sure I'd get over the stigma rather quickly. :p
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ut-oh... Kristen has an uber-rival now!!
:)
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:32:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy fu...sis?
No kidding, leilani, you look a LOT like my sister.
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hey bro!
hahahahaha
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is this bullshit still up here?
For christs sake, she's not very good-looking and has terrible hair!
You fucking dorks need to get a grip on reality.
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You want sum fucky fucky? Me give you sum long time he he +1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy fu...sis?
No kidding, leilani, you look a LOT like my sister.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im sure ive seen you before. Im going to guess Croatian or Polish background ?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more cleavage. But I'd still ejaculate into your left ear canal.
If you asked nicely.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-02-15 05:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your so hot, I would fuck you with a stiff turd!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:18:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
I can solve this little conundrum.
Badass and leilani must fornicate and post pics. The pics should be of mostly leilani. Maybe like BAM's hand or something, but I demand that leilani be touching her quivering mound of love pudding.
Problem solved.
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Hahaha.. quivering mound of love pudding.
You're cute.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy-- i'm afraid i don't even know of that place, so it must have been my evil twin. sorry ;(
zakalwe-- i am flipping you teh internet bird.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR, pretty lady.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Big fuckin' whoop. . .
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're not bad-looking if it's you, but I wouldn't do a double-take in person.
Lucky for you this is Ubersite.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I cannot +2 you until I can confirm that you and I did it in the ladies room at McCormick and Schmicks about three years ago.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Somehow, I always pictured you as hot. And so you are.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a-list
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SKEET SKEET SKEET
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot. In the pooper...
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Übel
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:34:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
i think the only reason this made most heated is because badassmofo pretended i was his alter
a lot of AHAHAHAHAHA PWNED commenced
but i'm not really his alter. i'm a real person dammit
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not anymore you're not.
Sorry, badassmofo....MOVEON.ORG!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no, you're a woman.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think the only reason this made most heated is because badassmofo pretended i was his alter
a lot of AHAHAHAHAHA PWNED commenced
but i'm not really his alter. i'm a real person dammit
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how's the trust fund, wench?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
why do photos of chick always make the most heated list? Are there that many drooling nerds on this site...
nevermind, stupid question.
At least something finally beat out Caully's myspace crap (courtesy of apollo and Jeanneee)
Cute pic, but I have to wonder (since most people look better in black&white) are you really hot in real life? Only time will tell...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hot, I mean gay.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DMD, your posts generally aren't too great, but i have to say i laugh at almost every review i see of yours
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not MIA tiger i'm here!!!
badass is at home tending to his brood i assume!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this garbage
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is Badass now? Funny they should both be MIA at the same time.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:20:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
you can have 50 fuckin screen names goin on at once on the same computer if you want """
or 'ubersite' as Method calls it.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
obligatory
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bonny
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Our marriage will be covered in detail in my next post
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
deal!
earl scruggs will do it not because he wants too, but because i told him i'd give him one for the thumb like alan greenthumb if he didnt.
Bosh donkey is all over it. we have to hide the fact that its an oatmeal cake though, otherwise he will vomit hysterically.
Im usually a procrastinator.. but how does tomorrow sound?!?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU WEIRD SUPERJEW YOU STOLE MY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aw, hell
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BOSH man, ok but we have to get married first. Can you line up Earl Scruggs to perform at the ceremony? Your cat can be the ringbearer.
And order a wedding cake made of oatmeal, half apple cinnamon half maple brown sugar
sweet!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
leilani is legit beautiful!
Head on over to Boston so we can have some bosh babies!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LEILANI OUT
y'all have a good valentine's day now.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't always have to fuck hard.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:40:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
WELL OJ A FREE MAN NOW, AIN'T HE!!!
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Yes I am!!!!!!!
What?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd jizz on your face...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
christ retro you're giving away all my secrets
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
taht was weird. am i badass' alter too?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"if the glove don't fit, you must aquit"
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NOT GUILTY AND DIDN'T DO IT ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if the glove don't fit you must aquit
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WELL OJ A FREE MAN NOW, AIN'T HE!!!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THAT CONVO IS ABOUT AS MUCH PROOF AS OJ'S GLOVE NOT FITTING
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i avoid everything having to do with will ferrell. he makes me vomit in my mouth. i think i saw 10 minutes of that movie and it was a massive anchorman gang fight which made me not want to watch that even more.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys rule. Love.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pwned!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alteredAIMusername=badassmofo
I work at AOL, I know these things.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SUCK IT!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AIM Convo you losers...
alteredAIMusername: you can't threaten my anymore. i finally camwhored (sob)
badassmofo: nice one, so I can post the other pic now?
alteredAIMusername: no!
badassmofo: I'm going to act like you're my alter...
alteredAIMusername: OK
alteredAIMusername: gooood this will be fun!
alteredAIMusername: yeah definitely go all lower case
alteredAIMusername: yes!!! TL took the bait :-)
badassmofo: hahahahhahahahhahahahah
alteredAIMusername: HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
alteredAIMusername: method is crushed :-)
badassmofo: ok come in with something about being your own person
alteredAIMusername: hmmmm what should i say
alteredAIMusername: you know what, people are really going to believe this
badassmofo: yep
alteredAIMusername: hahahaha, i mean i'm from new jersey, i'm always making pot smoking references, i'm married
alteredAIMusername: maybe i really am your alter and i don't even know it. damn you're good
badassmofo: holy shit I don't even know it...I am good
badassmofo: have you had a most heated post yet?
alteredAIMusername: one got to like the 10th spot once
alteredAIMusername: no real good heat though
badassmofo: well let me be the first to say welcome to #1
alteredAIMusername: yeah it already has like 50 reviews
badassmofo: it only gets better from here, take it from me
alteredAIMusername: hahahaha i can't wait till shlongy and co. get on there
alteredAIMusername: aw. no one knows what to think anymore
alteredAIMusername: !!!
badassmofo: hell I don't know what to think
alteredAIMusername: HAHAHAHA retrospect: badass wrote a post about lusting after some dude cop and being afraid of all the "guns" around.....
badassmofo: haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
badassmofo: now is when I should post the other pic of you
badassmofo: holy shit Uber would spin out of control
alteredAIMusername: hahha
alteredAIMusername: no let me get a better one
badassmofo: I could Photoshop 'Method is Great on it'
alteredAIMusername: yeah
alteredAIMusername: i don't want a million pics up there though
badassmofo: no I won't do it
badassmofo: this is already too easy
alteredAIMusername: yeah
alteredAIMusername: haha check out what i just did
badassmofo: hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahaha
badassmofo: PUre fucking gold
alteredAIMusername: tiger just said i look like the girl in mallrats. hahahaha, my voice is WAY less annoying though
alteredAIMusername: i hope
badassmofo: dude people are reviewing your old posts now to find info
alteredAIMusername: yeah!
alteredAIMusername: like the whole post i did about "the list of things about me you don't know and don't care about", you did one too
alteredAIMusername: i don't think anyone would go through THAT much trouble for an alter... except maybe method
badassmofo: and i've mentioned having your picture on a few...this is such a great setup
alteredAIMusername: yeah! people are going to be confused for life
alteredAIMusername: HA! they are reviewing the i missed you badassmofo post
alteredAIMusername signed off at 3:07:59 PM.
alteredAIMusername signed on at 3:08:11 PM.
alteredAIMusername: this is classic.
badassmofo: oh yes
alteredAIMusername: hahaha
alteredAIMusername: 168 reviews! i'm famous
badassmofo: ok comment again and say 'ok i won't, that one is too hot for this place anyway'
alteredAIMusername: hahaha
alteredAIMusername: ok i did it
alteredAIMusername: NO ONE fucks up that bad when it comes to outing an alter
badassmofo: no, but I'm still not sure what people think
alteredAIMusername: tigerlilly still believes you
alteredAIMusername: now we need to camwhore together
alteredAIMusername: that would make uber explode, too bad we don't live closer
badassmofo: hahahahahaha
alteredAIMusername: hey you live in cinaminiminimson right
badassmofo: yes
alteredAIMusername: is it by florence?
badassmofo: about 15 minutes from there
alteredAIMusername: oh cool.... one of my girlfriends moved there a while ago. i feel bad because i haven't been out there yet, i was looking on a map though and noticed it was by you
alteredAIMusername: i am so lazy. i rarely leave monmouth county except to go to nyc
badassmofo: I'm down
badassmofo: can i give tiger your aim
alteredAIMusername: yes!
badassmofo: ok
alteredAIMusername: cool
badassmofo: I just have to wait for her to sign on
alteredAIMusername: she's taking her sweet ass time
badassmofo: she texted me, she can't aim from work
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:29:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
are those their given names? meet desk and lamp, i love you desk and lamp?
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Haven't you seen Anchorman?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna ball you discreeeeeetleeey
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You figured out what I named my testicles. congrats.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are those their given names? meet desk and lamp, i love you desk and lamp?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to screw you gently.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:26:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
desk?
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Sure. And lamp too.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
only if you dress up like a pretty girl. you shouldn't have any problem with that...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YES, I'LL GIVE YOU A MOUTHFUL GIVE GIVE GIVE THAT'S ALL I DO
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
desk?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to hump you sweetly
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good night all. I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love desk.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:21:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
how about retrospect sucks my dick while leilani video tapes it...problem solved
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i pictured you as more of a giver
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:46:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah she is, david SAINT hubbins
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This piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how about retrospect sucks my dick while leilani video tapes it...problem solved
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to fuck you softly.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you can have 50 fuckin screen names goin on at once on the same computer if you want
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
badass's wife would kill you for the suggestion, never underestimate pregnant rage hormone killings.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:16:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
You can have 2 AIM accounts at once, but you can't use them both at the same time, unless you are sitting in front of 2 different computers.
--
i have 3 computers up and running in my house...
the only way to prove it is in person or on the phone. leilani would have to talk about her posts or something and badass would have to rationalize being a cyber cross dresser and why its not wrong
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can solve this little conundrum.
Badass and leilani must fornicate and post pics. The pics should be of mostly leilani. Maybe like BAM's hand or something, but I demand that leilani be touching her quivering mound of love pudding.
Problem solved.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and trillian's four haha.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aim as a download and aim express, also if you have aol you can have three different sn's going.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The hell you can't. I run 2 at the same time on Trillian and use the "clone" feature of deadaim to run 2 others.
Busted, suckers.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1 for me, 1 for badass, 1 for leilani....
And 1 most of you don't know about.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can have 2 AIM accounts at once, but you can't use them both at the same time, unless you are sitting in front of 2 different computers.
On that note, leilani and badass are officially 2 different people. Badass was just yanking us when he did the fake "oops I forgot to sign out of my real account" thing.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I run 4 at a time, all day every day.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not on the same PC tiger
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:11:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well then there is really only one way to solve this - badassmofo and leilani, please IM me at emilykate1109 on AIM.
And how will that solve this? Can't you have two accounts at once?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 most heated.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oops.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! I'm just easy.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well then there is really only one way to solve this - badassmofo and leilani, please IM me at emilykate1109 on AIM.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no matter who that is she is very easy on the eyes.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:07:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
HELLO IT'S NOT ME!
Seriously, how many times have you guys seen an alter get outed that way...like a million. I knew you all would fall for it.
Leilani is a real person, we have been on AIM the whole time talking about how funny this is.
--
SOON WE SHALL RULE THE HORDES OF UBER!!!!
and stuff
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Method's alter.
And badass's.
And I'm also Leilani once removed.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HELLO IT'S NOT ME!
Seriously, how many times have you guys seen an alter get outed that way...like a million. I knew you all would fall for it.
Leilani is a real person, we have been on AIM the whole time talking about how funny this is.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Leilani is badassmofos alter.
Mistressfist is urbanes alter - a shoddy attempt at being accepted back into the uber folds.
Tigerlilly is Caulaincourts alter.
And I don't have any alters.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait. Who is who's alter that's doing the what with the who now?
<Foolproof slumps over drooling from the lobotomy this caused.>
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
banjo players, rule, except i can't tell how they know the instrument is properly tuned. i was gonna say wow a chick that plays the banjo that's rare but oops turns out it's the guy.
play something.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well played
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin a i play the banjo
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that sounds awesome BOSH. you know i love old jamaican movies more than anything (except of course oatmeal)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wait you play a banjo?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok Tiger hop on AIM and I'll give you proof
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so i was thinking we could watch old jamaican movies and then go horseback riding into the sunset with earl scruggs serenading us with his banjo goodness.
what do you say?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hi BOSHman!!!! no YOU are BOSH!!!!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
badass is a cyber crossdresser.
ewwww grosss. you pre-op freak. go watch nip/tuck and rub one out
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:44:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH BUSTED YET AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
THE JIG IS UP, PERVERT, CREATING FEMALE ALTERS IS JUST SICK SICK SICK
==============
ok method aka mystiamoon, aka urbane, aka kristy swan, aka missjessbryan, aka caulaincourt, etc.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:46:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Badass...sweetie pie..schookums....quit while you're not ahead. You're making an ass out of yourself.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
leilani is fuckin bosh!!!!!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, Saint TakeitinTheAss
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah she is, david SAINT hubbins
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Badass...sweetie pie..schookums....quit while you're not ahead. You're making an ass out of yourself.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my mom is a SAINT
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:43:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
this got old fast
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yeah like your MOM....UNGH! TAKE THAT
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dude..you're fucking up all over the place today.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
badass=leilani=missfist
and thats that. i'm an ace slueth
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH BUSTED YET AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
THE JIG IS UP, PERVERT, CREATING FEMALE ALTERS IS JUST SICK SICK SICK
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this got old fast
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok I won't, that one is too hot for this place anyway!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:39:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
ok in all seriousness, I am not leilani. it was all a joke I have AIM convos to prove it
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Yeah!!!
just don't use the one with the hot intarweb secks.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no, echo i don't.
i do however have a dog. i hope you didn't have sex with him :(
Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:34:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
LEATHER CHEERIO AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok in all seriousness, I am not leilani. it was all a joke I have AIM convos to prove it
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do you have a sister named stephanie? if so, i had sex with her.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:34:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry MF, i must have stretched you out too much with my huge strap on last night :(
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Yes, I thank you for opening up the gates of hell in my ass. That burger I ate in 1982 finally passed. Surprisingly, it looks the same. I am going to sell it on Ebay. It has Method's profile on it too.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:31:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
This day rivals the infamous "rotting oyster" day on Uber for sheer hilarity
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I know, I have gotten zero work done. I'm going to have to stay away from this place for the next week so I don't get fired.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LEATHER CHEERIO AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:33:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:32:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just took like my 5th crap today. Damn Cosi coffee.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
HOT!
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I KNOW. My leather cheerio is on FIRE from all the wiping.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry MF, i must have stretched you out too much with my huge strap on last night :(
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All this needs is a recognizable white dog in the background....
Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:32:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just took like my 5th crap today. Damn Cosi coffee.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
HOT!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just took like my 5th crap today. Damn Cosi coffee.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83929
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Mr T camwhores here. I ain't one of Method's cronies.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This day rivals the infamous "rotting oyster" day on Uber for sheer hilarity
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whom am I and why?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hands down one of the most entertaining days on this freaking site.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok now for everyone to figure out whom is whom
Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<System online...>
<Initializing...>
<Receiving Message from Agent_Smith...>
<Directive: Report for reprogramming...>
<Aknowledge?>
*clicks "NO".
[commences to fantasize about leilani]
[needs a Kleenex]
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
in this $600 banana suit? COME ON!
what show is that from????
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SEE METHOD, THAT PROVES IT!!!!1
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe none of you had this figured out sooner
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WAIT, THIS MUST BE REAL, THE FILE NAME SAYS UBERDIR_LEILANI
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This has been a good day.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this whole thing is pretty funny.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wearing too much.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<tazers onecheapgeek>
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method I'm with you. I haven't been able to stop laughing today.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ORDER IGNORED
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love this place, I swear to God. Hilarity at every fucking turn
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ORDER RECEIVED.
What? Mr T pities the foo' who tries to take over his mohawk!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn...
Another pic to add to the wall of "UberHotties for spanking"
WHAT???
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
***DIRECTIVE RECEIVED****PLEASE FOLLOW WITH FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS****
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:17:57 EST (#)
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wow i don't think i ever had any heated posts before.
w00t.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:17:00 EST (#)
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badass stop confusing me here. I can't keep up.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:15:42 EST (#)
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VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
ALTERS ATTACK!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:15:29 EST (#)
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"UBERSCHWITZ"
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:14:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:13:27 (#)
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THIS IS A DIRECT ORDER FROM YOUR VIRTUAL LEADER, AGENT_SMITH
ALL ALTERS PLEASE FORM A SINGLE FILE FOR BRAIN RECONDITIONING. ORIENT YOURSELVES TOWARDS THE "UBERSCHWITZ" SIGN AND PLEASE AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
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STFU, feta face! Mutiny!!!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:14:08 EST (#)
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3 ON MOST HEATED, WOO!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:13:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:11:46 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:57:56 (#)
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On that note, anyone notice that Agent_Smith has been very very quiet recently? Has he been reabsorbed into the gestalt that is Method. He is legion, for he is many.
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I am always here....waiting.....watching.....
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Aha. Are you Mr T too? He's been less active too.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:13:27 EST (#)
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THIS IS A DIRECT ORDER FROM YOUR VIRTUAL LEADER, AGENT_SMITH
ALL ALTERS PLEASE FORM A SINGLE FILE FOR BRAIN RECONDITIONING. ORIENT YOURSELVES TOWARDS THE "UBERSCHWITZ" SIGN AND PLEASE AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:13:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:11:27 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:09:44 (#)
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my brain hurts too badass IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
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can i rub it?
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only if you give me cupcakes
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:12:05 EST (#)
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you're so cute. I make shell necklaces like that.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:11:47 EST (#)
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Shit, wrong name
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:11:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:57:56 (#)
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On that note, anyone notice that Agent_Smith has been very very quiet recently? Has he been reabsorbed into the gestalt that is Method. He is legion, for he is many.
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I am always here....waiting.....watching.....
Submitted by MistressFist (user info)