Uberdirectory: Guess Wisher's Headline! (2697 hits)
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Submitted by Wisher (View user info) at 2006-02-14 16:15:10 EST
Pic is from post I just started working on. If you guess the headline I'm holding you get 10 +2s. {The answer will be revealed when I post it.}
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-18 13:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-12-15 05:24:13 EST (#)
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Did you get to keep the red sweater?
The one you wore in The Hills Have Eyes.
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Did you get to keep the cut-off sleeve flannel shirt from Larry the Cable Guy's yard sale?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-12-15 05:18:00 EST (#)
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Did you get to keep the red sweater?
The one you wore in The Hills Have Eyes.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-12-15 05:15:59 EST (#)
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I am going to bed, and i don't know who spag even is. Sounds like a tard. (more macadamia nuts)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-15 05:14:09 EST (#)
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okay okay okay okay - Wisher is not Sphagnum. She is joedaddy. Alright she is not even him. I know a guy that plays hide the party sausage with Wisher and if she is Sphagnum or joedaddy or Jack McCallum I no longer know that guy. If she is rad well you can't take the boy out of the boy. not even at dinner. or recess and especially at sack races. It's not rad's fault he's experimenting. This is a serious writer's forum, not a poke fun at the homo from Nevada roast.
rad tried to burn down his apartment.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-15 05:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go to bed Sphag.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-12-15 05:01:11 EST (#)
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nice work on the rooville thing kiddo, makes you look very not Australian. brilliant.
*****
You condescending, Wolfmother-listening-to, turtle-story writing bastard.
(I like "Mind's Eye," btw, and "White Unicorn". I sorta took that cd over.)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-15 04:44:13 EST (#)
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No, I saw that. Everybody, Wisher is not Jack Mcallum, she is Sphagnum. nice work on the rooville thing kiddo, makes you look very not Australian. brilliant.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-12-15 04:35:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-15 04:17:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
*blinks*
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Oh, thanks bunches for coming to my rescue- not - with the Jack Mc upheaval, Danger, since you so know I'm not him. Well maybe it's morning down in Roo-ville and you haven't a clue what I'm talking about. Nevermind, you big lug.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-15 04:17:20 EST (#)
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*blinks*
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-12-15 04:04:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-12-15 03:44:57 (#)
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I got it....
"Little SHIT!"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 03:32:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I DONT KNOW SINCE YOU WROTE IT YOU SICK FUCK
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Well, i'll tell y'all now what the headline says, since it's been so long, but I'm still gonna post it. {drum roll}
The Headline reads (and thanks for guessing since only a few did}:
PEEPING TOM MULE
CAUGHT!
Lots of pics of the Peeping Tom Mule, and me {yikes!} being peeped upon (12 pics so far). It''s gonna be like Scary Movie meets, well, a peeping tom mule, but a cool mule. You'll just have to see.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-12-15 03:44:57 EST (#)
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I got it....
"Little SHIT!"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 03:32:27 EST (#)
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I DONT KNOW SINCE YOU WROTE IT YOU SICK FUCK
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-13 18:38:50 EST (#)
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Sweet JESUS.
How did I miss this?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:11:26 EST (#)
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Awwww....
Long time. Happy Thanksgiving to you as well.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-24 04:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're reviews, much like non-linear algebra, leave me stumped and confused.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-03 14:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm worried about the review you left on the hippo post. Mainly because I'm pretty sure it makes no sense in the English language, but more so because I actually understood it and I think it was a dirty come-on.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-04-09 06:10:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:48:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
So that isn't a photo of you?
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Brilliant. You gotta get up early to fool a pat's fan.. go Browns.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-04-09 04:55:54 EDT (#)
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"Wisher's Mother Gayle says Danger's Nuts Taste like SALT!"
.. +2 me, miss, and I'm gonna count.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-04-09 04:18:25 EDT (#)
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Where'd you go, you southern ho?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-18 06:11:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:18:21 (#)
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"HBO RealSex reveals RealDoll Member of Ubersite"
?????
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Now that's funny.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-03-11 08:54:21 EST (#)
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this was the bottom tiny corner of a HUGE pic, I cropped it, then had to make it bigger. There really is a "zit remover" in PSP 10. I don't/didn't know how to use it correctly, and made big blotches on my face, then blurred them off. The main thing is, this tiny piece of one pic is only one of nine pictures for the post I was (maybe still am) working on if people will stop calling me Real Doll. I'll even add extra pics just to stop the fake talk, but that would ruin the post. I promise it's, well I think, it would be (in my) top 25 best post I've seen on here. But I'm bias.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-11 08:35:58 EST (#)
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I'd put money on this being an alter. "zit remover" indeed.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:19:12 EST (#)
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Headline: Girl found who looks just like expensive sex doll (you).
Check the link for the real doll below, you look just like the lifeless zombie fucktoys in the pictures (as seen on Howard Stern).
http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:06:53 EST (#)
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Judging by the letters that were not cropped: "Little Slut!"
Jon Benet was the first thing I thought of though. Or a real doll...
Here, I'll save you the trouble:
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GOD! I'm not a real doll! GOD!
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 05:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never laugh out loud in bed in dead silence, but did last night, remembering some of your replies. Re reading from bottom up, better than I remembered. Aces. All. Pure gold. Took forever to find this, guess your off in X-Files land? You asked to be cut-down, gave it my best. You knocked off The Kang, that's something. POST AGAIN!!!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:21:37 EST (#)
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it's ok, caes. Nero never played the fiddle, either(it was a bagpipe) :)
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:02:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:32:48 (#)
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Nice try Caesar, but Nero fiddled and look what happened.
Anybody else?
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Uh...Rome burned?
Are you saying I play the fiddle? Because if you are, then it's ON, bitch.
I FIDDLE FOR NO MAN!!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-15 01:32:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:18:42 (#)
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Please tell me that you are serious about putting the giant purple hippo on a 5 foot TV!!
I will love you forever in a non-ghey way if you would please take a pic of it.
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This disturbed me enough to get out of bed and pause the X-Files. Ok, how can you love me forever in a "non-Ghey" way {GOD I hate cutesy spellings} how can you love a female in a "non gay" way? You're a MAN! I'm really going to bed now and will be back on line tomorrow, so do leave reply, this is just, too much.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:55:05 EST (#)
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i'm going to bed. Average Dan, I'll snap pic of hippo on big screen even tho you left me a zero. GOD! Sometimes i think everybody here sucks, that's not official but still...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:39:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:18:42 (#)
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Please tell me that you are serious about putting the giant purple hippo on a 5 foot TV!!
I will love you forever in a non-ghey way if you would please take a pic of it.
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Holy RETURN OF THE BALD GUY, BATMAN!!!!!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:32:48 EST (#)
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Nice try Caesar, but Nero fiddled and look what happened.
Anybody else?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:28:46 EST (#)
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Elvis, I live over 50 miles from you........ White boy.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:26:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:18:42 (#)
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Please tell me that you are serious about putting the giant purple hippo on a 5 foot TV!!
I will love you forever in a non-ghey way if you would please take a pic of it.
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oh, that's so beyond true, dan! People were yelling "scroll up" and others just dancin. It was at The Keg last week. Oh, thanks for the zero rating, btw, you.... big purple hippo. God!! I hate everybody!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:18:42 EST (#)
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Please tell me that you are serious about putting the giant purple hippo on a 5 foot TV!!
I will love you forever in a non-ghey way if you would please take a pic of it.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:18:14 EST (#)
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You're oviously a whore. A cum guzzling crackhead ho. If i lived within 50 miles of you i'd stalk your ass. By the way, where do you live, bitch?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:00:04 EST (#)
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You suck. You're the suckiest CGI wood nymph that ever did suck.
Excited yet?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:11:24 EST (#)
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Would somebody please insult me or something? I'm getting bored.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:15:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:03:51 (#)
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a clue, at least. what's the headline about?
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It involves a car crash, with a _________. {It's an animal, hooved! Not a hippo, as much as i wish it were!} You know the post I'm thinking about, "giant purple hippos," but no, not a hippo.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:12:47 EST (#)
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Something about that Jon-Benet chick that everyone wants to forget. Thank you for preventing us from forgetting.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:12:36 EST (#)
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"I wanna suck Shlongy off"???
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:03:51 EST (#)
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a clue, at least. what's the headline about?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:30:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:22:04 (#)
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That doesn't look like you. That looks like a computer generated image of you.
A cute one.
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Not pc generated. Head got smushed in resizing to cut background and hide article. If you looked at me beside the pic, you'd say "Ok, that's you." btw, hi! {When I post the full thing, there's nine pics, anyhow... I don't get why nobody is guessing the headline, guess i cut too much).
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:22:53 EST (#)
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Main Entry: ma·lig·nant
Pronunciation: m&-'lig-n&nt
Function: adjective
Etymology: Late Latin malignant-, malignans, present participle of malignari
1 a obsolete : MALCONTENT, DISAFFECTED b : evil in nature, influence, or effect : INJURIOUS c : passionately and relentlessly malevolent : aggressively malicious
2 : tending to produce death or deterioration <malignant malaria>; especially : tending to infiltrate, metastasize, and terminate fatally <malignant tumor>
- ma·lig·nant·ly adverb
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:22:04 EST (#)
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That doesn't look like you. That looks like a computer generated image of you.
A cute one.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:21:42 EST (#)
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From the Oxford english Dictionary (don't get any more official than this):
malignant
• adjective 1 harmful. 2 (of a tumour) tending to invade normal tissue or to recur after removal; cancerous.
And there ARE no other variations. In the Queen's English.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:18:19 EST (#)
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fuck me, learn something new every day.
"ma·lig·nant ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-lgnnt)
adj.
Showing great malevolence; disposed to do evil.
Highly injurious; pernicious."
thing is i originally thought so, a while back, and i could've sworn i'd read something saying that wasn't the case...
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:18:16 EST (#)
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I believe he meant right here:
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:49:02 (#)
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Malignant, as in something that won't go away, like you.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:15:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:09:25 (#)
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Maybe that explains your inability to use english properly.
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Do tell, where I misused the Queen's English. Waiting.....
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:15:14 EST (#)
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you know, you really should've just admitted that you thought it meant 'malicious.' bad move.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:09:25 EST (#)
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Maybe that explains your inability to use english properly.
FUCK, why am i adding to an alter's post?
Oh well..
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:07:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:04:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
i smoke rocks!
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I smoke red rock opium over a "filter" of hydro-cron. I win.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i smoke rocks!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:59:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:10:27 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:48:20 (#)
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So that isn't a photo of you?
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Katie, we're so on diff pages today. Yes it's me. I mentioned paint shop pro 10 zit remover somewhere. I think my head also got VERY smushed in resizing. Like i said, it's from a post in the works. {PS chk your email}
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I've been in laa laa land thanks to cold meds. Man they really do make you goofy. Anyway, checking e-mail now.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:57:24 EST (#)
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couldn't have said it better myself Iago
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:55:58 EST (#)
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Malignant, as in something that won't go away, like you.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
For a start, if you use a word in poetic license, it has to be in the context of something which that word might mean.
Malignant dosent mean 'something that won't go away', it means "a clinical term that is used to describe a clinical course that progresses rapidly to death" nothing to do with not going away.
In a basic sense, its a neoplasm that has split up, and has implanted itself around the body, which will result in the eventual death of the patient.
You cant just make a sentince out of complete jibberish and then claim 'poetic license' when it dosent make any sense at all.
ANYWAY, poetic license is about "The permission taken by writers to alter facts or use unconventional language in order to produce aesthetic satisfaction."
Not use random words in a completely unrelated manner.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:55:31 EST (#)
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"That's called poetic license, Jethro Bodine"
What you call "poetic licence" everyone else calls "misuse of a word"
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:49:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:44:37 (#)
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if its poetic license, explain to us in what context you mean 'malignant'.
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Malignant, as in something that won't go away, like you.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:44:37 EST (#)
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if its poetic license, explain to us in what context you mean 'malignant'.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:43:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:28:35 (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:54:22 (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:49:16 (#)
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lets get married.
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I'd marry your loser ass just for the malignant pleasure of leaving you.
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malignant does not mean malicious
The title should be "It's called a CLUE, Get One!"
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That's called poetic license, Jethro Bodine.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:39:47 EST (#)
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University of Durham, shitblock
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:37:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:33:49 (#)
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This is fucking weak. You lot are such tards.
Congrats to whoever's alter this is,you got them coming in by the bucketload.
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What convenience store do you work for?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:33:49 EST (#)
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This is fucking weak. You lot are such tards.
Congrats to whoever's alter this is,you got them coming in by the bucketload.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:28:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:54:22 (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:49:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
lets get married.
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I'd marry your loser ass just for the malignant pleasure of leaving you.
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malignant does not mean malicious
The title should be "It's called a CLUE, Get One!"
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:27:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:18:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME AN IDIOT FOR LAUGHING AT A "HA HA RABBIT" POST! Eat it!
By the way, you're headline says...
"TONYA - $80/hour!"
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Wow, you should work for SNL, they need the help. About the headline, down below it, there's an ad that says, "ConorJS eats butt cheese, will pay $90/hour to eat yours."
Hope you got replies.
I HATE that rabbit, mostly because I don't get it.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:18:37 EST (#)
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your headline, that is
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:18:24 EST (#)
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BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME AN IDIOT FOR LAUGHING AT A "HA HA RABBIT" POST! Eat it!
By the way, you're headline says...
"TONYA - $80/hour!"
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:09:15 EST (#)
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kid, you used your own name as a lame pickup line. nothing you can wrap your tongue, or brain, around is possibly beyond my grasp. tits aren't hollow.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:03:14 EST (#)
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words beyond your ken and my grasp, Istaros. words and worlds we may never experience.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:01:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:57:48 (#)
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another female exposed as false...are you truly an alter? does the Lord mock me even now, on this loneliest of nights? why can't I find a simple peace in the hollow of a woman's breast?
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Look for solace in your real doll and leave me the fuck alone. And no, the Lord does't mock you, you do it yourself.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:59:26 EST (#)
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the hollow of a tit? what the hell are you talking about?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:57:48 EST (#)
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another female exposed as false...are you truly an alter? does the Lord mock me even now, on this loneliest of nights? why can't I find a simple peace in the hollow of a woman's breast?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:54:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:49:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
lets get married.
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I'd marry your loser ass just for the malignant pleasure of leaving you.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:53:42 EST (#)
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Oh jesus fucking christ, you bunch of drooling retards.
This is an ALTER, on its 3rd post, its about an ubersite user who has never rated any of its posts.
Suspicious? Of course it is.
And look at that picture. Fake as fuck.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lets get married.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:45:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:40:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck? you gave me a -2?
cunt
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"How about a little fire, scarecrow." Have another.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck? you gave me a -2?
cunt
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
freak-girl? she looks pretty damn good from where i'm sitting, and she can write like a motherfucker when she puts her mind/heart to it("Godless"). maybe try the line out on someone who's within hearing distance? it may not work better but at least there's a chance.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey! sensitive guy with real feelings over here.
I'm just annoyed I wasted that line on freak-girl here.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:30:29 EST (#)
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All bets are off. Honey you're hot.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:29:33 EST (#)
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'Some BOSH people
get into a fight with a car and use dynamite to harvest lumber from the artic sea, GET IT'
I bet thats the caption!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:27:48 EST (#)
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"Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:49:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:28:19 (#)
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Zak, you put the ick in Dick, you put the ooze in lose, you put the uck in suck. You put the ass in Astroglide.
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but only you can put the we in zakalwe..."
this is quit possibly the dorkiest thing anybody has ever said -and ever will say- on the face of the planet, throughout history.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:22:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:18:55 (#)
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um... i dunno....?
The Curious Case of The Shrunken Head?
fucking die already will you?
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You want some more of me, gaylord. Bring it. BAring it!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:18:55 EST (#)
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um... i dunno....?
The Curious Case of The Shrunken Head?
fucking die already will you?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:16:38 EST (#)
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woah
gorgeous lips
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:10:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:48:20 (#)
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So that isn't a photo of you?
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Katie, we're so on diff pages today. Yes it's me. I mentioned paint shop pro 10 zit remover somewhere. I think my head also got VERY smushed in resizing. Like i said, it's from a post in the works. {PS chk your email}
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:05:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:51:28 (#)
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HEY WISHER!
Is the captioni 'SPACE SHUTTLE FIGHT'!?!?
That'd be fuckin bosh if it was!
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Good to hear a bosh. To take the glory-hole smell of Zak away. Your post and pic was cool. {Thought i was gunna say bosh, huh?}
The caption has a carcrash in it, my only hint.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
is the caption "amazing advances in technology mean that characters in the latest GTA game look almost life-like!"
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY WISHER!
Is the captioni 'SPACE SHUTTLE FIGHT'!?!?
That'd be fuckin bosh if it was!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:28:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Zak, you put the ick in Dick, you put the ooze in lose, you put the uck in suck. You put the ass in Astroglide.
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but only you can put the we in zakalwe...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So that isn't a photo of you?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:43:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:35:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
Strangely mis-shapen head.
I'd still hit it.
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I'm from Alabama, we're all a little inbred here. GOD, don't you read Faulkner?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Strangely mis-shapen head.
I'd still hit it.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Zak, you put the ick in Dick, you put the ooze in lose, you put the uck in suck. You put the ass in Astroglide.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:18:09 EST (#)
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I made a post about you...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62070
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:11:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:03:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Headline = "Little Slut!" or perhaps "Bottle Heat!" or... uh... "Rattle Cut!"
Is that a self portrait or what? You look like Jon Benet Ramsey.
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Paint Shop Pro 10 has a new zit remover feature, so I erased them. Maybe got carried away removing the growths from my face. GOD. Anyhow, haha
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ICH BIN EIN UBERER!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Headline = "Little Slut!" or perhaps "Bottle Heat!" or... uh... "Rattle Cut!"
Is that a self portrait or what? You look like Jon Benet Ramsey.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:57:40 (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:45:12 (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:38:44 (#)
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She does look like a RealDoll.
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GOD! What does that even mean!?
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http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp
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Is that a weird compliment? That's, nevermind. I have 9 pics in my upcoming post, I'm not a RealDoll, you'll see. GOD!
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:57:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:45:12 (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:38:44 (#)
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She does look like a RealDoll.
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GOD! What does that even mean!?
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http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"The Cyst Master Convicted of Pedophilia with this Teen-Gone-Wild!"
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:38:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
She does look like a RealDoll.
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GOD! What does that even mean!?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:38:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
She does look like a RealDoll.
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+2kakke time!
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She does look like a RealDoll.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:28:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:24:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait? I'm confused.
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Confused. Guess the headline, simple. Tho no one will get it. What's confusing?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:24:50 EST (#)
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Wait? I'm confused.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:19:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:17:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN!
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boooonk. try again!!
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:18:45 EST (#)
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Can I fuck you in the mouth?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:18:33 EST (#)
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hahaha.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:18:21 EST (#)
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"HBO RealSex reveals RealDoll Member of Ubersite"
?????
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"THIS BLT
IS THE SHIT!"
That's the headline.
I would do you in the pooper.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:16:17 EST (#)
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what's all those cussing like numbers, i didn't do that.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:16:10 EST (#)
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Um, it's like, uh ... did anyone see the movie `Tron'?
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:15:55 EST (#)
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HOLY PLASTIC DOLL BATMAN!!!!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:15:41 EST (#)
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TURLTLE BUTT!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:15:38 EST (#)
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jaile bait!