UberDirectory Picture (1557 hits)
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Submitted by iago (View user info) at 2006-02-14 16:34:18 EST
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 04:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:45:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
istaros.. you rock my shizza.
yOUR right as usaual... Im very boozesd... But you RULE.. HARD."
haha
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-10 13:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNER! http://www.ubersite.com/m/84913
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-05 11:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
More fool me? What are you on? I really don't take uber personally. For some reason you just piss me off more than anybody on here. Posting pictures of your ex? You're a real great example of good folk.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-04 21:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I once had a dog that looked like you.
I shaved his ass and made him walk backwards. . .
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-03-04 20:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
or is it just because im better looking?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-03-04 20:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-04 20:31:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucking hate you.
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Well its your problem if you take ubersite so peronsally.
More fool you for being emotional.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-04 20:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucking hate you.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-15 20:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Once you get to know me you'll see that I'm more then a huge set of flirty/slutty knockers! They are also functional.. http://www.ubersite.com/m/64786
And I'm also fun at PARTIES!
Now... It's off to karaoke!!!
*puts on singing thong*
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 20:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Professional_Peon, after HEFTY research, i see you have a case of 'absolutley huge boobs'.
After, oh.. all of zero seconds of deliberation i have decided to sign over whatever you need to make my life an eternal misery *also known as 'marrage'*.
As for the babies, how many do you need? I get you maybe four in half an hour, but any more than that and your going to have to give me time.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-15 19:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm peeking in your window.
I can tell by the hemp curtains.
See and you thought I was an Uberslore
I'M AN UBER STALKER!!!
I WILL MAKE YOU GIVE ME BABIES.
Please fill out the attached form and return as authorization for future stalkings* crank calls, knock-knock zoom-zoom, email chains to coworkers rumoring your mother took you on Jerry Springer at age 2 for having elephantitis of the cock**.
Public service announcement:
Kids... don't drink and sign.
Disclaimers:
*Please note, signing while drunk hereby gives your approval to be stalked while the overweight and unattractive.
**Peon bears no responsibility for strange looks and or sexual offers from those of the same/opposite sex that may accrue from signing said agreement.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-15 19:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Gel is for fairies.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
istaros.. you rock my shizza.
yOUR right as usaual... Im very boozesd... But you RULE.. HARD.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:51:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just by looking at you it's obvious that when you're my age you'll be fat, bald and gray."
it's called being a man, fag
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:14:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's Ashley Angel of O-Town!
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Ahahahahahaha!!!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit it. Not sure about the drapes though
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanna buy something for Mrs. Shlongy and I figure, why not ask an expert.
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Ok, ill seduce your wife for you. Its a very good late-Valentines present for her.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Tell me, Brucie, what shade of lipstick are you wearing in that picture?
I wanna buy something for Mrs. Shlongy and I figure, why not ask an expert.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 03:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really don't like you because you went on that binge of posting reviews with a link to a page that had all sorts of shit that made my anti-virus software go bonkers, but this comment killed me
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Yeah, i did that when i was boozed, and to be fair i got a lot of people plenty pissed off. But then that was the point wasn't it?
But all the people from ubersite broke the link and it dosent work anymore. So you helped towards that i suppose.
And i was given those drapes from an awesome au-pair when i was 16. Theyre as old as hell.
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
and seriously, tie-die with pot leaves on it?
I'm not hating, but I think if you went to any respectable smoke shop you could have gotten a better tapestrie, but I suppose thats just a matter of personal taste
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:54:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:51:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Harry S. Truman Teddy Roosevelt Christ.
This is the fuckwit stalking me?
Just by looking at you it's obvious that when you're my age you'll be fat, bald and gray.
All the hair gel in the world won't help you then, sonny boy.
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Did it suddenly get bitter around here?
And dude, theres a difference between 'giving grief' and 'stalking'. You fucking wish i was stalking you. It would give you a conversation starter with the other sex-offenders in the high-risk wing.
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I really don't like you because you went on that binge of posting reviews with a link to a page that had all sorts of shit that made my anti-virus software go bonkers, but this comment killed me
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Except you probably have more musical talent. I dont' even know you, but I'm SURE you have more musical talent.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's Ashley Angel of O-Town!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:46:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
pokeypecker has a deep-seated respect for me that he fears to acknowledge. if he believes you and I are one and the same then you must generate similar feelings of fatherly well-meaning in his age-addled mind.
but he's not rich.
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Ba-ha! The only person on this site I MIGHT have a slight amount of respect for is...
Uh....
Well...
Lemme get back to you on that.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pokeypecker has a deep-seated respect for me that he fears to acknowledge. if he believes you and I are one and the same then you must generate similar feelings of fatherly well-meaning in his age-addled mind.
but he's not rich.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-10 14:11:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
PokeyPecker = auto -2
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You must be Zakalwe's alter.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my alter?
I don't know how to take that.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
where's jafar?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The only thing that's "rising" is my peener.
Instinctivly.
Towards your lips.
It has a mind of its own, I'm afraid.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Stop staring soulfully at my dick, shitbandit. And fix your eye liner, its all smudged.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice day for a white wedding... silk shedding.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:14:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
"giving grief?"
You think by throwing random insults around, hidden safely behind a monitor, that you're actually "giving grief?"
Judging by this picture, I'm sure you're much better at "giving head," so you'd better stick with that. Maybe when you grow up you can be a PROFESSIONAL cock-gobbler, not just the amature gagger you are now.
Toodles! Ta-ta! Cheerio mate! Stiff upper lip and all! Pip pip!
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OH WOW! GHEY JOKES!
Dude, stick it up your fat hole.
If you dont care that much, stop rising to it all the time. If you werent so insecure and self-concious, you wouldn't take it so seriously.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you take this photo before or after your daily fist-fuck from your Dad?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"giving grief?"
You think by throwing random insults around, hidden safely behind a monitor, that you're actually "giving grief?"
Judging by this picture, I'm sure you're much better at "giving head," so you'd better stick with that. Maybe when you grow up you can be a PROFESSIONAL cock-gobbler, not just the amature gagger you are now.
Toodles! Ta-ta! Cheerio mate! Stiff upper lip and all! Pip pip!
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:08:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
deliver that piano yet?
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Ive been accused of being your alter, because of the amount of shit that i give PokeyPecker.
Nice reference on my first camwhore! http://www.ubersite.com/m/52565 <--- you can see the weed drapes on that one too. Shit, i look way young on the first one. It was only two years ago.
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:08:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
EFag-o
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Nope. Remember 'Rate my Ex-Girlfriend'? http://www.ubersite.com/m/80512
Ich bin keine schwul. <--- Probably a very bad translation.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have to admit you do look good, and you've rated a few things of mine well, so here you go
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
deliver that piano yet?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EFag-o
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
teh hottness
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:51:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Harry S. Truman Teddy Roosevelt Christ.
This is the fuckwit stalking me?
Just by looking at you it's obvious that when you're my age you'll be fat, bald and gray.
All the hair gel in the world won't help you then, sonny boy.
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Did it suddenly get bitter around here?
And dude, theres a difference between 'giving grief' and 'stalking'. You fucking wish i was stalking you. It would give you a conversation starter with the other sex-offenders in the high-risk wing.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have green eyes.
"i'm so full of myself"
anyways, you're cute.....
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Harry S. Truman Teddy Roosevelt Christ.
This is the fuckwit stalking me?
Just by looking at you it's obvious that when you're my age you'll be fat, bald and gray.
All the hair gel in the world won't help you then, sonny boy.
Good luck with that whole thing.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:48:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
how would saying what color your eyes are make you sound gay?
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Meh, i didn't want it to sound like i was being conceited.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how would saying what color your eyes are make you sound gay?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:41:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
WEED ON YOUR DRAPES!
+2!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
giovanni ribisi
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WEED ON YOUR DRAPES!
+2!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG FAG
Just kidding. You're very cute. What's with all the hotties posting pics today?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:35:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Y HALO THAR GHEY HAIRSECKS!
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This made me spit my drink all over my keyboard.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:36:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have purple eyes?
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Without trying to sound like a fag, i have blue eyes. I guess the flash gave me devil-eyes & the red + blue = purpleish.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww what a cutie.
Feel free to call me when you are legal.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:36:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmm
hey!! nice curtains!!
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That obligatory student drapes. They hide the mould.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there weed on those curtains?
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have purple eyes?
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmm
hey!! nice curtains!!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Y HALO THAR GHEY HAIRSECKS!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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