100% asshole now with more camwhore! (1102 hits)
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Submitted by Unabonger (View user info) at 2006-02-14 17:21:01 EST
Well my ubervarsary was a few days ago. I didn't do much, just sat around my room drinking pigs blood, standing on my head for 3 hours and 33 minutes in the center of a pentagon i drew on the floor with the blood of a goat and some ashes from a burned cat.
I digress
I didn't make a post or beat off furiously to my previous posts. I wasn't going to mention it except I figured if another Uberdirectory was going to be out soon, I'd like to see my face in it...even if 70% of you have no clue who I am and the other 30%, while having had short meaningless cybersex, probably doesn't remember me at all.
love me...or I'll fuck your daughter.
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Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-06 08:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by the_black_sheep (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA...now I know why you're so mean....CUZ YOU'RE SO FUCKIN UGLY!!!! HAHASHAHAHAHAHAA....
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-05 19:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Cameron Alexander from American History X. NAZI!
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the trampling of the zoo,
We have washed our hands in niggers' blood and all the mongrels too
We are tearing down the ZOG machine, jew by jew by jew,
The White Man marches on!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like the insane micro-nazi from Indiana Jones
"Why, hello Dr Jones" except he pronounces it 'Jawns'
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yawn
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You DO look like a fuckin' asshole. I know I'D fight ya!
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The unabomber lived in my neck of the woods...wait who cares.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You kinda look like my ex
That's bad, he was crazy.
-2 for looking like my ex, +2 because you can't help it unless you have extensive pastic surgery.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your nom de plume does not fit that nerdy picture.
That's false advertising.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like the bad guys in so many nazi movies.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Überraschend geile bilder von Leuchtturmen im Hintergrund.
Herzlichen glückwunsch zum 33.!
Surprising nice pics of lighthouses there in the background.
Congrats on your 33rd birthday!
Are you Welsh, Irish or just 33?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
only if you buy the roofies
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Y HELO THAR PENNAME WANT TO CUME OVAR?/
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:04:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
um...I'm not German at all. I'm Welsh Irish.
but whatever...I dig pork and sauerkraut and strudel and sheitBer videos and what not.
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...and murdering people and stuffing them with potatoes and pornography leaflets
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
um...I'm not German at all. I'm Welsh Irish.
but whatever...I dig pork and sauerkraut and strudel and sheitBer videos and what not.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
uber's resident serial killer.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shnell! shnell! gudobledof!
i didn't hid the jeeeews herr untergrupenfuhrer.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
something about your username makes me think of a pendulous, swaying oversize breast.
just one.
not sure why, better give it some thought. I'll get back to you.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Ya, I'm as giddy as a school girl! Touch it Eddie!"
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:22:56 (#)
Ranking: -1
NOW IS THE TIME ON SHPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mom?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, are you german? you look like a swastica-sporting neo-nazi if i ever seen one.
+2 for you getting my 'Owning sex-pests makes me feel good' post on most heated.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:22:56 (#)
Ranking: -1
NOW IS THE TIME ON SHPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE
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Bwwwaaa ha ha ha. And who can forget:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY MONKEY? TOUCH IT! TOUCH MY MONKEY!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Note to self: get daughter
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
NOW IS THE TIME ON SHPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE