UberDirectory Pic!!! (2075 hits)
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Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-02-14 18:03:50 EST
fuck you
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That picture's TINY zak! It's all compressed down to like the size of text and looks like the words- HEY wait a minute.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-15 16:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG. HAWT!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2006-02-15 16:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yea, fuck me!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:12:57 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/68717
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:12:01 EST (#)
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are you trying to imply I am a homosexual, Professional_Peon?
because I am seriously considering it, now that I've looked up your picture.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:44:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:03:03 (#)
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goodbye everyone, I'll miss you all.
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See you around, nutsac!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:44:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:44:09 EST (#)
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We don't need to see your pic.
We know what you look like, we've all seen Queer Eye
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Moron
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:03:03 EST (#)
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goodbye everyone, I'll miss you all.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:01:00 EST (#)
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yeah, that's probably true. better kill myself, I suppose.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-15 04:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Urgh. I love knowing that, at the end of the day, my life is better than yours.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:55:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is way better than your picture could EVER be.
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My sides hurt!
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best pic yet.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's the spirit
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Predictable.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, pretty much.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is way better than your picture could EVER be.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blue flame.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what are you talking about?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And yet before posting this, you -2 an actual post that's rated around 1.5?
Man, it must be nice being able to do that without starting a flame war.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:00:40 EST (#)
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thanks. it's good to know my hard work can brighten at least one person's day.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Negative
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:54:30 EST (#)
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quote philosophy to me shadow. perhaps the depth of your thoughts can plumb the caverns of my soul.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ha! haaaaaa!!!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:47:41 EST (#)
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OMG, you're like sooooo super hot!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bitch
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:34:22 EST (#)
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stabby....what?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:24:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus, stabby, what the fuck? what did I do to deserve these baseless and morally bankrupt smear tactics?
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I don't think you should be asking me that question, but rather yourself.... And possibly the bobby that arrested you.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:27:35 EST (#)
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you don't realise how pointless this place is until you don't visit for a month. it's moronic.
ALL I WANT IS THE LOVE OF A GOOD WOMAN, LORD!
WHY MUST YOU DENY ME MY ONLY WISH?
oh parting is such sweet sorrow, but first we must meet, you and I.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did someone say rabbit fans? Good to see you again.
Now back to my self-imposed bannation.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus, stabby, what the fuck? what did I do to deserve these baseless and morally bankrupt smear tactics?
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should NOT have amused me...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's been a while since me and bart had a man-to-man chat, but I'm pretty sure the Sword of Damocles still hangs over me as far as the posting of perfect pudenda goes.
and it would sorely hurt me to lose my posting privileges, just as it would be a great loss to my avid readers and rabid fans.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You must be out on bond awaiting your court date on those child pornography charges.
Don't need to take out your anger on ubersite, guy. You're the one who downloaded kiddie porn.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:16:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:09:48 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:07:33 (#)
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what no pron????????????????
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you would have me stoop to your level? is there room in the gutter for another wayward soul?
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what do you mean 'my level'...have you forgotten your own reputation as poster of porn extraordinaire?
Perhaps, zak has been confined, Schiavo-esque, with no memories of what has gone before....SOUNDS LIKE NABOKOV.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:16:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:13:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's called growing up.
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That made me snort a whitish, slimy ball of mucus out of my nose.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:14:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:40:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
what's up, dawg?
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Nothing. Why don't you hate on me anymore? I feel neglected and unhated. That's a horrible way to go through life, "dawg."
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:14:14 EST (#)
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Hahaha
I used to think the same way, then I thought "Bah, what the fuck else am I gonna do."
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:13:16 EST (#)
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I haven't seen anything good posted since AtP finished, and I haven't gotten into your new series...and I've been FORCED TO TAKE PART IN THE REAL WORLD.
I think it's called growing up.
and this place just blows in general. it's good to come back every now and then and hand out lots of meaningless negative reviews, it's like an ephemeral balm for my troubled soul.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:10:57 EST (#)
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Whatup Zak?
You no likey the Uber anymore?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:09:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:07:33 (#)
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what no pron????????????????
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you would have me stoop to your level? is there room in the gutter for another wayward soul?
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:08:17 EST (#)
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anallingus.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're witty
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 but I still think you're Harry Potter in drag.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Edward Norton.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:07:33 EST (#)
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what no pron????????????????
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:06:49 EST (#)
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learn to spell your sexual deviancies, cretin.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, fuck you for making me laugh.
I still want anallingus.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This really defines a "don't bother" post.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
saw it coming a mile off
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAH