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Romantic Valentine's Day Post (593 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.25 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ConorJS (View user info) at 2006-02-14 19:30:37 EST


In accordance with this masterpiece: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84014 I bring to you my romantic Valentine's post.





Here was my attempt at romance today.

ME (to attractive young girl): Hey, ya wanna get nailed?

HER: Oh hey, Conor, wuh - whaaaaat...?

ME: See you later Lauren. Love you!






If the picture didn't work, SORRY!

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User Reviews


Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-06 14:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

meh

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-15 17:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

sorry, Beeb beat you to this.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-15 04:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate reference posts

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WATCH THE FUCKIN' HISTORY CHANNEL!!!

And it would help if you read the post referenced.


That photo is of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Google it, now.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

that made no sense, whatsoever.

Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I do get it now... okay. +1 for sure. I always liked response posts that were clever.

Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I have no idea what this is all about.


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