Practicing for when I become the Crazy Old Cat Woman of Plymouth (819 hits)
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Submitted by Manda (View user info) at 2006-02-14 21:19:47 EST
I know, it severely lacks representation for all you dog lovers out there. I love dogs, too, but I just don't own one right now. I'm working on it.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:40:21 (#)
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Why is it only women are so fucking bonkers about cats?
I don't think one heterosexual man has ever like a cat. EVER.
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What are you talking about? I love pussy....cats.
Manda, let's see some pictures of that Tigger outfit.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Minion is the coolest cat name I have ever heard. And I always thought you were prettier. Maybe that's just a horrible picture.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:40:21 EST (#)
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Why is it only women are so fucking bonkers about cats?
I don't think one heterosexual man has ever like a cat. EVER.
What is wrong with the double chromosome people?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:22:54 EST (#)
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what car did you end up getting/
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-02-15 06:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gday, Mate, i dont mind a cat or two,keeps the rats down.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-15 06:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOOPSIE
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 05:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-15 05:13:32 (#)
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shes a masshole, not a brit.
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oh right then, -2's for you!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-15 05:24:47 EST (#)
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I just miss my dog.
*EMU TEARS*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-15 05:13:54 EST (#)
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I fucking hate cats
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-15 05:13:32 EST (#)
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shes a masshole, not a brit.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 05:07:11 EST (#)
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Its fucking pathetic owning that many cats.
I think your already a mad cat-lady.
Your unmarried, right? i dont see how a husband would put up with that shit, unless he was secretly teh ghey.
But i dont -2 fellow brits.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2006-02-15 04:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Minion. What a cute name!
Submitted by KatHunter (user info) at 2006-02-15 03:16:45 EST (#)
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Auto Cat +2
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-02-15 03:04:27 EST (#)
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kitty +2.
I like black cats the bestest, I have two of the little shit bags but they seem to be evolutionary freaks who are completely immune to cat nip. I should probably hire them out to the cat nip detection squad since sniffing it out won't get them stoned.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-15 02:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my roomate and i oogle at your kitties
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-15 02:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
they're lovely!
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-15 02:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cpt = Cat Post Tuesday
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-15 01:02:19 EST (#)
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Cats +2. Don't go insane.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:39:25 EST (#)
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hahaha for last pic. I love how cats elongate when they're asleep; like a cat might be two feet long, but asleep, he's, like, four foot long!! hahaha
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cat ladies are my favorite.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:22:09 EST (#)
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This is easily the most pussy that some ubermenz have seen in years.
Well done.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:17:38 EST (#)
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Haha I love that pic of Jasmine, it's priceless
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:11:54 EST (#)
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cat
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:58:28 EST (#)
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Yea, Minion was leaning against me. He has this habit of stretching when you're holding him, and I didn't want him to mess up my nose, since it was still wet.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:56:49 EST (#)
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Yellow is just the coolest. He's never hissed or swatted at the other kitties in the house, and he's a lap cat. He's not polite about wanting to be pet. He'll just come up on your lap and barge into your hand until you scratch his chin.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:56:29 EST (#)
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Your face got bigger since that bent over boob picture.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:55:20 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/83672#1828282
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:48:57 EST (#)
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Pix 7-9 look just like my cat Moose. Moose is bigger tho, he's mutant. You know that little button on their paws you push to make them spread? Well his paws open big as a.... real big, scary big, abnormal big paw.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:43:32 EST (#)
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How can I say no to the cute little face of THE DEMON CAT FROM HELL?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:42:45 EST (#)
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Haha! My best friend is worried about the same thing, being the crazy cat lady on her block. I couldn't tell her, "You already are, face facts." hahaha
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:40:44 EST (#)
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Meow.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:34:59 EST (#)
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Yeah yeah, I'm the crazy cat lady in my town.
Have a +2 for cute cats.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:32:23 EST (#)
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+2 because your cats have Satan-eyes
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:32:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:28:16 (#)
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dammit, i thought you were hot
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Oh hush. I had literally just woken up, slapped on my nose, and then that picture was taken.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:28:16 EST (#)
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dammit, i thought you were hot
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:27:39 EST (#)
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AND I don't wanna hear any complaining about lack of content when people are just posting Uberdirectory pictures with nothing else in the post.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love kitties....
kittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykitty
Aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww............
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:22:19 EST (#)
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Oh, darn... I forgot to mention that originally Minion barely weighed a pound when we brought him home from the pet store. He was tiny.