Myspace Truth (2501 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.28 on 59 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (View user info) at 2006-02-14 21:28:19 EST
I have decided to drop that little joke series I thought I was going to start. But I have mostly gotten shit for everything I have posted. lago please be nice...even though you probably won't be. Here goes another attempt at please the general populous.
User Reviews
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-28 12:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GEM!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-05 19:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
someone with booze, you forgot that they are also underage
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-05 19:32:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
beware may be ninja was good, but you didn't make this.
If you're gonna take stuff, take ten or 20 good pics/things like this and put them ina collage.
then post.
E.g.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81403
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81476
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Give over spamming this around!
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ever tried cyanide?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-02-16 07:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:57:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-15 05:11:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:32:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 copy and paste
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I am disappointed. I read this and was all ready to give you a +2, it would have been deserved. And to find out it was plagiarised is a huge let down. Keep trying, but make your own content. It may be an idea to sleep on ideas for a post for a while before hitting submit. Are they really that funny/insightful/clever after a day? If so, post away. Good luck
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 07:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, stop fucking apologizing. It's the anonnymouse intarweb, stop giving a fuck about what people think and just do what you want.
THAT'S how you survive here. Not by apologising and trying to appease.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-16 04:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:50:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:47:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:45:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Henry Aloysius Mahoney Christ!!
The word is 'anyway', not 'anyways'. Sheesh!!!
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Spelling is too fucking ridiculed on here...jeez.
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Grammar is too.
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I don't mind this, it's a good way to learn. Anywayz I'm off to sleep!
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-02-16 04:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It made me smile
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-16 03:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK ALL THE -2'ERS
U KNOW ITS TRU
THIS MAN IS A GENIUS
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-15 17:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:31:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Top one looks like Urbane.
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actually the one in the middle does
Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2006-02-15 16:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just saw this two days ago on another site.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have a myspace account so I must be one in a million, but I'll take your word for it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All true.
And yet, I bet you STILL have a MySpace account.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by BallzOut (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
According to this 90% of the people on MySpace are fat! Truth hurts!
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-15 05:11:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:32:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 copy and paste
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I am disappointed. I read this and was all ready to give you a +2, it would have been deserved. And to find out it was plagiarised is a huge let down. Keep trying, but make your own content. It may be an idea to sleep on ideas for a post for a while before hitting submit. Are they really that funny/insightful/clever after a day? If so, post away. Good luck
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loves the cock.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:47:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:45:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Henry Aloysius Mahoney Christ!!
The word is 'anyway', not 'anyways'. Sheesh!!!
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Spelling is too fucking ridiculed on here...jeez.
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Grammar is too.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I KNOW that first girl!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh i see
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As old as fossilised turd and not otherwise dis-similar.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was funny
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-15 06:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i was going to -2 this anyway just because you submitted it so no point
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-15 05:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:32:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 copy and paste
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I am disappointed. I read this and was all ready to give you a +2, it would have been deserved. And to find out it was plagiarised is a huge let down. Keep trying, but make your own content. It may be an idea to sleep on ideas for a post for a while before hitting submit. Are they really that funny/insightful/clever after a day? If so, post away. Good luck
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 03:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
tough luck buddy.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-15 02:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:50:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Plagiarism auto -2
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Ok I understand all your complaints of plagiarism. I'm sorry. Don't waste anymore ranking on this post because I know it sucked and tomorrow I shall try to post something of my own creation.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-15 02:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ooo...sorry man, I was gonna +2 this, but plagiarism...? If you'd credited it, it would've been a +1, but I can't support teh plajoreyes.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-02-15 01:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:50:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Plagiarism auto -2
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Sorry. I usually like your stuff too ....
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-15 01:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So... are you OFFICIALLY certified at Cut & Paste???
Did you have to take a class?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Plagiarism auto -2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Earning a high rating is done by any of the following:
posting anything involving rape and/or female degradation
posting porn on SPT
Actually, that's all I can think of.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:32:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
you aren't so good at this 'life' thing are you?
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I'm just fine at it thanks.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you aren't so good at this 'life' thing are you?
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Asking for mercy just makes Ubersite lick it's lips before it eats you alive.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-15 00:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Never ask for mercy.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The sad part is... Even the thing you copy and pasted wasn't funny.
Try and steal something good next time. (considering that this is the internet, it shouldn't be hard)
Here's the deal, you steal something good that I haven't seen and post it and I'll give you a positive rating.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Better when I saw the exact same thing posted 4 months ago.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Next post probably will be mine. Also it will probably recieve a worse ranking.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://myspacetruth.ytmnd.com/
DIE
Submitted by ChurleR (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://myspacetruth.ytmnd.com/
Unless you created that ytmnd, you shouldn't be posting that here.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:41:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
No one likes me anyways.
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Have a +2
I likes you anyways. You try and you're not a total halfwit.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
not half bad
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by SiddleyHawker (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If this was original I might have given you a better rating.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:45:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Henry Aloysius Mahoney Christ!!
The word is 'anyway', not 'anyways'. Sheesh!!!
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Spelling is too fucking ridiculed on here...jeez.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Henry Aloysius Mahoney Christ!!
The word is 'anyway', not 'anyways'. Sheesh!!!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I used to do homework... back in 1965...
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No one likes me anyways.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:36:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Good point.
Darn...
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Sorry to disappoint people....I got lazy...cause I should be doing homework.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
didn't suck
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good point.
Darn...
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:32:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll put my life on it you didn't make this.
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Good bet. I would probably put the same odds on that.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll put my life on it you didn't make this.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 copy and paste
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Top one looks like Urbane.
DAMN YOU FOR BRINGING HER BACK!!!