Uberdirectory : A Frost Bitten Terrorist (G-Prime A La Northern Burka) (1030 hits)
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Rating: 0.85 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by G-prime (View user info) at 2006-02-14 22:56:41 EST
It is a cold, cold day. The coldest we have ever lived.
The chill whips through us like a cold dagger. Every breath burns with the dry, frozen air rushing into your chest.
It is an unwelcome contrast to the dry, scorching desert air we are all used to.
We don't have many rations left, we have been out here too long.
Mohammed and Abdul are already dead, and there are only two of us left in our faction.
Damn it, we weren't supposed to be sent up North! They promised us we would be operating in the warmer areas of Danemark.
They lied. And now we are dying.
It all started with those blasphemous cartoons.
We tried to express our anger peacfully, but the Westerners would not stop publishing them.
So now it must happen. This is the end, our end. Barely a handful of people will notice our absence. Our cell was only notified yesterday, we didn't have time to talk to our families.
They won't even know what happened to us. They will hear of the bombings through the news, and they will praise and glorify the four unknown members of the cell that is no more, but they will not know it was us.
But this is the way it must be. Either the infidels will die, or we will die. And we will. We know it. But we know that we are just in our cause, and we will be ultimately rewarded in the next world.
This is the way it must be.
And now then we split up, each heading to our respective assigned targets.
This will be the last picture of me alive.
Hold the fight dear to you, brothers!
The Jihad will live forever!
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"excitant"? j'me demande qu'est-ce qu'il voulait dire.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha... rusé.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
excitant, vous des types êtes vraiment rusé avec votre Français parlez.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
calisse, ça fait du bien de parler en français un peu. Ca devient emmerdant vite de faire chier les têtes carrées
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ouais, c'est Gens du Pays.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:14:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
criss, té tu en train de passer à souffleuse dans la photo?
Ca me dit kkchose ça:
"Car ton bras sait porter l'épée, il sait porter la croix
Ton histoire est une épopée des plus brilliants exploits! "
C'est quoi?
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Non, j'en ai pas de souffleuse. Juste en train de prendre une marche l'hivers passé. C'est vieux, c'était pendant la "grosse" tempête, l'ouragan "White Juan". Personne içi a déja vu une vraie tempête, comme en 1998 au Québec. Ça, moi je m'en souviens.
Ces deux lignes viennent d'un morceau de propagande émise par le gouvernement fédéraliste il y a quelques années. Y a tu une chanson pour juste le qc? Je devinerais "Mon Pays" par Vigneault.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:13:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:11:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, you are an idiot. Does insulting random strangers on the internet make you feel like a big man? Cretin.
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Practice what you preach, shitblock.
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Hahaha. What am I preaching, exactly?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
criss, té tu en train de passer à souffleuse dans la photo?
Ca me dit kkchose ça:
"Car ton bras sait porter l'épée, il sait porter la croix
Ton histoire est une épopée des plus brilliants exploits! "
C'est quoi?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:11:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, you are an idiot. Does insulting random strangers on the internet make you feel like a big man? Cretin.
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Practice what you preach, shitblock.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, you are an idiot. Does insulting random strangers on the internet make you feel like a big man? Cretin.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lago confirms his idiocy with every review.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps you're an idiot.
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And perhaps you will die having experienced the caress of a woman.
Alas, the answer is 'No' for both.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps your fat.
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Perhaps you're an idiot.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the only thing i could possibly be wrong about is you being thin. Perhaps your fat. Either way you lose.
Nice glasses.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:37:03 (#)
Ranking: -1
So your a skinny ugly anaemic white kid?
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Perfect description. You got the nail right on the head there. Great judgement based on the whole eight square inches of my face you can see.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
So your a skinny ugly anaemic white kid?
I thought you were black.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
snow
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Berty, that 'bloke' was Sir Rannulph Fiennes, possibly the hardest man alive.
And I believe it was a thumb or finger.
Not sure he did so well in the reasonably priced car though, despite his general awesomeness.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because your arm can carry the sword, it can carry the cross Your history is one of the more brilliants exploits!
What?
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It's our French national anthem.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This picture reminded me of a story I heard from Top Gear. There was this bloke who went to Antarctica to wander about and break some record or other. Anyway, he got frostbite in his toe.
Now the funny thing with frostbite is that even though the extremity is dead they cannot amputate it for like 6 months so that the skin grows around the tissue and they can fold it over properly. During that time the frostbitten appendage is agony. Everytime movement occurs near the appendage you get pain, if something touches the afflicted appendage you get pain. Terrible agonising pain.
So the guy decided, after 4 months of suffering, that one day he'd had enough and went down to his toolshed. He tried to use a hacksaw but it just wasn't getting through the bone so he got out one of those nifty Black & Decker multitool things. He sawed through his toe with that. Needless to say his doctor was most annoyed as he didn't have much living skin to use as flaps.
Anyway, your picture reminded me of that.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your igloo collapsed on you?
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-02-15 04:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to review this message but then i got distracteced so i cna't even remember which messagfe this was.
You are awesome!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-02-15 02:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you guys keep pet polar bears?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-15 01:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look so damn cold! It hurts me to think about it.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, I've already corrupted one Canadian, and I think he might be a keeper.
If I ever tire of him, I'll be sure to ...uhh... post on Ubersite and hope you read it?
Because your arm can carry the sword, it can carry the cross Your history is one of the more brilliants exploits!
What?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:19:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're Canadian.
And Canadian's always get +2's because I've got a Canadian man fetish.
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Interesting... I am indeed Canadian. Perhaps a, umm, "deal" can be worked out here...
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée, il sait porter la croix
Ton histoire est une épopée des plus brilliants exploits!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
If you were only COMPLETELY covered in snow, I could have upped this rating.
Also, if you had suffocated and died, I would have probably +2ed you.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're Canadian.
And Canadian's always get +2's because I've got a Canadian man fetish.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooo G-Prime