Life as He Knows It, Episode II: I donyt think its that funny just an amusing day (437 hits)
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Submitted by lungbutter (View user info) at 2006-02-15 16:26:51 EST
episode 1: Spaghettios and a Goat Named Dugan
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Sorry kinda long but its been a long day. I donyt think its that funny just an amusing day
Well this day started with me waking up and realizing I had a test for at 12:30 that I had not yet studied for. So about 8:00 oclock I got dressed and poored my cerial to realize I had no milk. Kinda angried I decided it would be okay and that would just stop by sonic on the way to school for a burrito. Well kinda stressed about not studying I decided to make a drink since I am in a drunken state over 50 percent of my awakend state. Thus I figured a drink would put in my regular state of mind. So I made me a vodka and soda which was not to settling on me tummy and I thought oj would be better so I put vodka in a glass and went to sonic to get the orange juice and some food to.
So now I have my food and second drink and its barely 8:20 so im doing good on time. Well as I approach the coit and 15th intersection traffic gets all cluster fucked. But I bottle the anger deep inside where it belongs to be released at a later time. So my window is down and the oldies station is blaring, and im singing, eating my burrito, and just minding my business when all of a sudden this jack ass in a jag pulls up next to me and it's a convertible which will be important later just hold on. And he has his little shades on and his spiked hair acting like this traffic is the end of the world and he started getting under my skin but I pushed it down. Before long he gunned it and cut me and again I pushed it down. He changed lanes the other way and soon darted back in front or me cutting me off. This time no push down the anger. I got right on his ass and gave a huge loud honk and when he threw up his arms he received to middle fingers up at him. So being the little prick he was he started yellin and acting real stupid so I kindly (like I always do) enformed this man that any continuation of his yelling would shurly end in his loss of life, thus shutting him up. Period so as we slowely continue he gets out of my lane only to cut me off again soon. (apparently he did not learn) so this time I open my door and stand on the step up dill between the car and door and begin verbally assaulting him and he cowers again, not filling my need to release energy in the form of killing him. So again he changes lanes again and this time we get stuck behind a train where we are side by side. Ironically the song that was playing on my radio was My Girl no to fitting as background music behind my lesson to him. So I pulled out one of my school folders and start taking out sheets of paper and filling his car with my trash. He got paper food canister sausage on his seat and all kinmda trash he could find. Once he noticed what was going on in his bitch voice he tried to confront where he was quickely matched as I prepared to exit my car again as the train left and he took off.
Anyway im t school now in my first class when tell Donnie that im drinking and he says he will be there soon with refills for the rest of the morning. And as he said he showed up soon with an enormous drink with much vodka and redbull. He went to a class with me where he obliged in helping take notes for me while I tried to focus on the blurry letters and study. It didn't work I only got drunk and Donnie got hammered to the poibnt that he was yelling out answers and random comment (funny though I might add)
So he leaves and I must again try to study as I continue to get drunk and before I know it iom shitfaced and its test time. What happened on the test you ask I pretty much entailed my begging for free points from the teacher for different reasons on everyu question and barely being able to read my own handwriting. So I go home and here I sit drinking still getting more drunk and bout to make another big drink and go sit in the sauna at the gym so to get drunk even quicker with Donnie so if anyone is as
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