What is this "Label This Item" bullshit where my "View All Reviews" button should be? (1176 hits)
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Submitted by rad1101 <rad1101.at.gmail.com> ))<>(( (View user info) at 2006-02-16 04:55:37 EST
Seriously.
I don't want to have to scroll through your entire worthless post in order to veiw the genius reply I left on your tepid stroodel of a wank splooged bit of pseudo-intellectual hogwash.
Pease explain to me what the label thingy does, because I am afraid to use it myself.
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I wanna change jobs.
I would like to be a bartender.
I met up with this guy who I went to school with. Turns out after he left university, he went out and became a "flair bartender" (Those of you unawares, go watch Cocktail)
This dude tells me he makes over a hundred large plus all the trim he can handle. For pouring drinks, and doing cool shit with the glasses and what not.
I know another dude making eighty large working valet. All he does is park fucking cars.
Really makes me re-evaluate what the fuck I am doing trying to be a civil servant and make a shit wage. Why the fuck am I doing this? It isn't for the goddamn money, that's for sure.
So maybe bartending. Or I could get a microbusiness loan and open up some business to fit the need of the community I live in. I have a fair idea of what is needed, and what the market can handle. Perhaps I should just try to get some startup captial together and get my thing rolling.
It'd beat working for the man every night.
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I've been going to the bars in this town I moved to. There are two of them. BOth redneck joints; one of them reminds me of the cantina from Star Wars. The fucking people who walk into that joint are fucking mutants.
Anyway, every time I go to the bar I get hit on by some redneck womens. Now, as an ugly dude from vegas I have never been talked up by any chicks at a bar, and now it's like I'm the fucking best thing thats walked in. Seriously, I looked at myself, and then at all the dudes who were there, and I defo the best fucking specimen of manflesh in the place. And the girls all want it from me.
WHich makes me not want to go there ever again.
You know how turned off I am by any broad who is turned on by me?
christ.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 01:53:52 EST (#)
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whats right about now?
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-22 00:58:53 EST (#)
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right-about-...now
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2006-02-22 00:46:23 EST (#)
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Wazza you . are fucking a genious.
Bart ,this label thing has scary potential. The CIA will be interested. With data mining techniques ,I bet you could find out a lot about people.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-18 01:07:53 EST (#)
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HUZZAH!
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:02:56 EST (#)
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Working in a bar is overrated. You think you get hit on by slore beasts NOW, just being IN such an establishment? Think of it this way: if you're a bartender, not only will they want you, but you'll be getting them DRUNK.
Rad's Hawt Manflesh + Slag + Alcohol
NOT a good equation.
Good post.
P.S.: I are have returned. Huzzah.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:31:41 EST (#)
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I prefer to eat all my food with chopsticks.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:30:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:55:29 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/rad1101/l/paedophilia
You stole my fucking idea.
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it was such a brilliant idea.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:29:16 EST (#)
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just tried it on this post, typed in "let's see what happens" the machine sucked it in, and i didn't see shit happen.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:20:37 EST (#)
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Thanks Bart.
I think I like this label thingy
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:19:39 EST (#)
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Moapa Valley
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:00:05 EST (#)
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Radly, where are you living now? Searchlight? Pahrump? Elko?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:55:29 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/rad1101/l/paedophilia
You stole my fucking idea.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:40:42 EST (#)
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I have to pee.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:10:35 EST (#)
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BART THAT RULES AND IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED FOR 'PHASE TWO'.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:52:15 EST (#)
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The label is a way of associating multiple arbitrary names with individual posts so you can find them later without having to search by title or find by author. For example, http://www.ubersite.com/u/bart/l/lesbians shows everything I've labeled with "lesbians".
Once there's enough mass, it will be rolled up to do lots of fancy things.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:59:41 EST (#)
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Oh GAY! The label has to be one word or the post will be put in separate categories, one each for every word you used to label it. Also GAY...there's no way to manage your own labels to erase some stuff or whatever.
SUPER SUPER GAY...there's no link anywhere to access your own labels, even on they "My Uber" page with all your posts, so I guess you just have to remember the format and type it into your browser's address window.
This sucks worse than when Bart got rid of the "Last Viewed" window. Nothing made me happier on a Saturday morning than clicking refresh on my post until that whole window was filled with my title.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:53:45 EST (#)
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I can't wait to make a trip out to Vegas again. I'm sure the wife would love it and I wouldn't mind meeting you, ya goofy ass.
Gotta wait until Lily gets a bet older though.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:48:58 EST (#)
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I labelled this "crap" to see what would happen. Then I read the reviews. Sorry rad. At least he lets us edit the thing. I'll change it to "rad's first step on his redneck fucking adventures"
I'm going to label everything today. After that the excitement of having a new toy to play with will wear off and I'll just go back to berating alters and bickering with Uberers of the non American variety. And badassmofo.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:11:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-16 05:12:30 (#)
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I wish I didn't have to worry about embarrassing my parents with my choice of career. I would be the best porn producer EVER.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:06:37 EST (#)
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Looks like it's another toy that bart made for us to play with, manipulate, exploit, and eventually destroy.
P.S. Don't waste your time in hick bars. You'll only end up hating yourself.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-16 08:14:04 EST (#)
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You know how turned off I am by any broad who is turned on by me?
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HOT! And not at all dysfunctional!
But it is sort of like that Groucho Marx quote . . . "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
Hee-hee! He said, "member."
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-16 08:13:08 EST (#)
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goddamnit when did that label thing show up? I feel like an idiot for not seeing it before now.
I think those chicks in the bar are hitting on you because their "regular paycheck" radar when off when you walked in. Do you have all your own teeth? I'm pretty sure that = 10 in some circles.
One of the guys who used to work here quit and opened a bar. I haven't been over there yet, but I understand that it's doing really well.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-16 08:11:35 EST (#)
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These dudes are in Las Vegas, baby.
the place is made of money.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-16 07:59:08 EST (#)
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That's interesting - when I try to put something under the label "Drunk posts", it creates two seperate categories for drunk and posts.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 07:31:27 EST (#)
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I am pretty sure the flair bartender is lying, and once he gets old those tips will dry up.
The parking Valet is lying, unless he parks a drunk bill gates car about a hundred times a day.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-16 07:03:42 EST (#)
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rad1101 / labels
gay
lemonparty
paedophilia
strangechildren
www.WTF!.com
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:44:44 EST (#)
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What kind of puppy?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:43:02 EST (#)
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we're getting a puppy dog on saturday
IT'S A VERY BIG DECISION
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:35:07 EST (#)
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it was where the "label" button is now.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:34:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:15:50 (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:10:18 (#)
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I've got a better question Radley.
Where is this "View all reviews" button you speak of? Sounds like it would be quite handy.
And yes, I'm a dumb n00b. May I thank you in advance for pointing that out
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There was one until yesterday, and it was VERY useful, for all the reasons rapisting radley gave above...
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I'm hopeless, what I meant was, "Where WAS" the button before it got taken away. I can't remember ever seeing it.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:33:44 EST (#)
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Listen to your intuition, listen to your heart it is telling you where you want to go and where you want to be ,the first step is the hardest,.A new place brings new energy and a new life ,giving up the old is just a part of dying for the new.""
THAT is fucking true.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:30:17 EST (#)
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Listen to your intuition, listen to your heart it is telling you where you want to go and where you want to be ,the first step is the hardest,.A new place brings new energy and a new life ,giving up the old is just a part of dying for the new.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:26:37 EST (#)
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I suoppose I could go out and bang lots of chicks and make a ton of scratch now.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:26:10 EST (#)
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Why am I here ,man? ,uh!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:25:45 EST (#)
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wazza, that was brilliant!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:23:00 EST (#)
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Good lord Wazza.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:16:25 EST (#)
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It's like a ,"why am i here man>?" we are only at any given place in time cause we want to be !
Make a break man ,and do your self a big favour ,do what you wanna do ,just follow your heart! . Wazza.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:15:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:10:18 (#)
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I've got a better question Radley.
Where is this "View all reviews" button you speak of? Sounds like it would be quite handy.
And yes, I'm a dumb n00b. May I thank you in advance for pointing that out
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There was one until yesterday, and it was VERY useful, for all the reasons rapisting radley gave above...
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:11:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-16 05:05:50 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/bart/l/
this is indeed interesting... kinda like a favorites/bookmarking/obsessively tracking posts kinda thing.
added bonus-- you can stalk what other people label. this can be fun.
bob dole likes it.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:10:18 EST (#)
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I've got a better question Radley.
Where is this "View all reviews" button you speak of? Sounds like it would be quite handy.
And yes, I'm a dumb n00b. May I thank you in advance for pointing that out.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-16 05:14:23 EST (#)
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thief
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-16 05:14:17 EST (#)
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go taser one or two of those assholes, at random, and you'll feel better
hell, i know i will
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 05:14:16 EST (#)
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I agree.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-16 05:12:30 EST (#)
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I wish I didn't have to worry about embarrassing my parents with my choice of career. I would be the best porn producer EVER.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-16 05:10:51 EST (#)
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oxycodone and family entertainment with adult overtones.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-16 05:09:12 EST (#)
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On another note, Rad, I'm doing a modified personal case study for my entrepreneurship class.
It's basically a way to figure out which ventures to pursue based on personal preferences and whatnot.
I'm either going to end up starting a pet sitting business, a car detailing business, or a housekeeping service. So much for high honors through high school and being on the Dean's list.
And to top it all off, my freakin wisdom teeth are coming in and they ACHE.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-16 05:06:41 EST (#)
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It seems that when you label something, it adds a link and then when you click on the link, it will show you all the same labelled items, so I guess if there are certain posts you always want to find in a series, say "Nath's awesome zombie series", you just label them all the same and then it's easier to find.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-16 05:05:50 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/bart/l/
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-16 05:01:49 EST (#)
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Hmm.. it doesn't seem to do anything except for label it. Good answers, I know. When did this appear?
I think Bart takes great pleasure in putting up new functions and then keeping mum about them so that mass confusion ensues.