Black History Month: "The Project" DAY 12 (509 hits)
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Submitted by sicosemen (View user info) at 2006-02-16 07:12:51 EST
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We salute you Condoleeza Rice.
NEW YORK - A survey conducted 6 months ago by the National Security Agency in Texas indicated that, when given a taste test between two brands of rice, 3 out of 4 Americans said they preferred the taste of Condoleeza Rice over Uncle Ben's Rice. (more...)
Spokesmen at Uncle Ben's were surprised by the results; but stated that the original study was flawed since consumers were not told the name of the rice brands prior to making a choice and since it was conducted only in the Republican state of Texas.
They also stated that they had conducted their own nationwide study, which indicated that 3 out of 4 Americans would now boycott any product endorsed by Condoleeza Rice after a string of less than credible statements in defense of the Iraqi war.
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"Condoleezza Rice brings an impressive resume to her new job. The granddaughter of a cotton farmer, the former provost of Stanford University, she is fluent in four languages, an accomplished classical pianist, and even an expert figure skater. Wow, it seems like the only thing she can't do is make peace with other nations." —Jon Stewart
"As the New York Times noted, Rice is the president's closest adviser on foreign policy matters, so close in fact she can even sometimes finish his sentences — which makes one of them." —Jon Stewart
"Condoleezza Rice gave her big testimony yesterday before the 9/11 commission. She said one of her big ambitions in life is to become the commissioner of the National Football League. And yesterday she demonstrated her ability to perform the end around, the double reverse and the prevent defense." —Jay Leno
"Condoleezza Rice testified this morning before the 9/11 commission.
Or as they're calling it in Washington — 'The Passion of the Rice'. ... She did a great job. It is not easy raising your right hand while you're trying to cover your ass at the same time." —Jay Leno
President Bush says he is looking forward to the testimony of Condoleezza Rice. Yes, he is very excited about Condoleezza Rice's testimony before Congress. Well, it makes perfect sense — he wants to know what was going on, too." —David Letterman
"Condoleezza Rice has been rehearsing for her appearance this week before the 9/11 commission. They say she has been practicing her answers by having her aides ask her questions. Wouldn't be easier just to tell the truth? Then you wouldn't have to remember the answer." —Jay Leno
"President Bush has reversed himself and decided to allow Condoleezza Rice to publicly testify before the 9/11 commission under oath. It was a little dicey for awhile because White House lawyers told Bush that they didn't want to set a dangerous precedent. Bush said 'Hey I'm the precedent, I'll decide what's dangerous around here.'" —Jay Leno
"Not only will Condoleezza Rice testify, but President Bush has also agreed to meet with the (9/11) commission. He's going to testify, but he said he wants have Dick Cheney there with him. Why does he want Cheney with him? What? Does he have a learner's permit to be president and have to have an adult with him." —Jay Leno
"They are grilling Rice and boy is she steamed. ... This White House is nothing if not clever. They said they will allow Condoleezza Rice to testify, and they want her to do it on TV, but it has to be on UPN, the night NBC has the final episode of 'Friends." —Jay Leno
"They say that Saddam is stonewalling, he's refusing to talk, he's not giving out any information. No, wait a minute, that's Condoleezza Rice." —David Letterman
"Condoleezza Rice was on every network morning show today blaming this whole mess on 'flawed intelligence.' Afterward the president took her into his office and said, 'You weren't talking about me were you?'" —Bill Maher, on the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
Enough Said.
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User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-18 03:20:32 EST (#)
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controversial?
I apparently cannot spell.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-18 03:19:43 EST (#)
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what digdug said.
I enjoyed the ones where you showed where our brothers from other mothers actually were assholes and were fucking up.
In this post, however, you couldn't pin one contraversial or "bad" thing on C. Rice.
Which I find funny, considering she is a Bush administration official. (read: the new evil empire)
funny how when I said this "you couldn't dig one negative thing on a bush administration official besides a bunch of jokes some hacks wrote." you would go to assume I was a right-winger nazi redneck when the meaning of what I said was obvious.
You sir, besides being a hack, are a complete idiot.
I don't know why I try to explain things to people who just cannot grasp the meaning of things.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:53:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:14:27 (#)
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Rad,
I believe something crawled in your panties and died. Also, I'm willing to bet that you are a Nazi right winger....just speculation though. The point of this series isn't originality. It's to bring light to a subject in a paradoxical view. I do appreciate your insight, though. Now fuck off and don't read it if you don't like it.
Congratulations, you are still loved.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-16 08:21:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
you couldn't dig one negative thing on a bush administration official besides a bunch of jokes some hacks wrote.
you, my friend, fucking suck at this worse than electro sucks at making original, entertaining videogames.
good fucking god.
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Its funny how your retort is "auto you're a Nazi because you don't like my jokes."
Rad is right...your critique of Condoleeza Rice is just a bunch of jokes. Which is funny and all, but the jokes are jokes because no one takes them seriously. I actually enjoy most of this series because I am a little bit of a bigot--but this one is pretty retarded.
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:31:01 EST (#)
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DO OJ! DO OJ!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:14:27 EST (#)
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Rad,
I believe something crawled in your panties and died. Also, I'm willing to bet that you are a Nazi right winger....just speculation though. The point of this series isn't originality. It's to bring light to a subject in a paradoxical view. I do appreciate your insight, though. Now fuck off and don't read it if you don't like it.
Congratulations, you are still loved.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-16 08:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you couldn't dig one negative thing on a bush administration official besides a bunch of jokes some hacks wrote.
you, my friend, fucking suck at this worse than electro sucks at making original, entertaining videogames.
good fucking god.