MistressFist, it's time to come clean, you lying bitch (4863 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.98 on 151 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2006-02-16 09:32:58 EST
The jig is up, lady. I don't know who you were trying to fool, but theres no way in hell that you're going to get away with this.
You are Urbane. Don't try to deny it.
How convenient that you showed up soon after the whole rotting oyster fiasco. Just like her, you're an attention whore, and can't get enough of it. Anyone could just as easily find some random pictures off of the internet and pose as that person. Not that I would ever do anything so dishonest, posing as some random girl in an attempt to garner attention is just plain sad.
You have the same filthy truck driver mouth, you say the same filthy shit she does in a pathetic attempt to get the uber masses to accept you into their folds. It's quite obvious what's going on, and it doesn't take a genius to figure it out. My alter radar is off the fucking charts. Don't try to bullshit a bullshitter.
We've asked you repeatedly to prove that you're not Urbane, and you've always come back with "Ok, I'll post a picture with a sign that says 'Methods dick is the star of the show'".
What's that? You never actually did it? I WONDER WHY THAT IS??? MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE URBANE??
All this talk about rape and cupcakes has gotten me sick. It's a nice little routine you've got going, but it's time that you either shit or get off the pot.
If you really are who you say you are, prove it. It can't be that hard, can it?
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Stop saying my name, you bitches,!!!!"
Who is Mistress Fist? I think she had to move out of "her" place
in San Fansisco recently. And "she" has money problems.
J McC????????????????
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:48:17 EST (#)
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We're hearing this here not for the first time. How long has it been since Caul professed his sexual adulation of the Greek?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:51:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:33:18 (#)
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Yes, it is. Along with deadlifts...my overall strenghts is going up pretty fast. So does the size of my penis but that has to do with training it into men's assholes.
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You heard it here first folks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:33:18 EST (#)
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Yes, it is. Along with deadlifts...my overall strenghts is going up pretty fast. So does the size of my penis but that has to do with training it into men's assholes.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:15:29 EST (#)
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Aint it though? It's a fuckin great workout
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:07:06 EST (#)
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I've finally started doing clean & press seriously a little while ago. Though I uppercuted myself with the barebell pretty hard, the overall results have been great.
You were right. Thanks for the tip, bitch!
Submitted by CRUNKY40 (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:31:59 EST (#)
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Urbane is back.....(sigh).
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:14:55 EST (#)
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Method, could you do one of these for me next?
I still won't post pictures but I will feel loved and accepted.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-19 19:22:32 EST (#)
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Sir, YOU are a nutcase.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:33:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:31:02 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:18:23 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/bart/l/
He seems to be slightly obsessed with leilani....
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i just looked at this?
what does this mean? what are these labels?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-02-17 03:09:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:21:43 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:18:19 (#)
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You mean you had cybersex with her, eh Monsieur LaFlamme? How does it feel to have cybered with Urbane? Do you feel "le dirty"???
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*gasp of breath*
Hahahahahahahaa!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:37:49 EST (#)
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I don't know who you were trying to fool...
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Ironic coming from the Alter King.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:30:13 EST (#)
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Just saw her/his photo, would be better if it was bs.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:54:00 EST (#)
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Fuck. Shit. Hell. Damn. Puke. Snot!!!!
Rating fuckup...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think Madame Fist recently moved out of her disgusting city.
She may even like cats. . .
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-16 19:16:51 EST (#)
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I feel like I'm back in high school
How retarded is this?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:10:24 EST (#)
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pwn3t
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:14:35 EST (#)
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suck my nuts
i'm not urbane
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84140
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:04:38 EST (#)
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Fuck that...it's just a night... February 24. Next Friday night. I'm comin' in at like 10am.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:02:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:57:51 (#)
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I've been fooling all of you. I'm really Shlongy.
Thanks for ruining my cover, TL. All of my hard work, down the drain.
Speaking of hard, are you coming to visit Shlongy in Atlantic City next weekend?
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I would looooooove to but I have Vegas the following weekend and won't be able to. :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On the other hand, it is rather comical watching Method have a Uber fight...with himself.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:50:36 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:48:48 (#)
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You better watch your step too, TL - I've got a sneaking suspicion that you're not a fucking real person either.
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I've been fooling all of you. I'm really Shlongy.
Thanks for ruining my cover, TL. All of my hard work, down the drain.
Speaking of hard, are you coming to visit Shlongy in Atlantic City next weekend?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I called her an alter from "Day 1" also, but I was swayed to the other side after we cybered one night.
But the fact remains - a new "broad" comes around and has the hots for Shlongy?
I'm not buying it.
Something sounds fishy in Denmark...and I don't think it's the beaver.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:31:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:18:23 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/bart/l/
He seems to be slightly obsessed with leilani....
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:30:51 EST (#)
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Fist is Method.
Fat Tony is Method.
Elain is gay.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:24:14 EST (#)
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gripping.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:14:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:55:36 (#)
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I don't know how people manage an alter. I have enough trouble just being me.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:19:32 EST (#)
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I love grapes
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:18:23 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/bart/l/
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:04:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:32:15 (#)
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I got a tarot reading from you, and you pulled the "rotting oyster of death" card on me
WTF IS THAT SHIT ALL ABOUT?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<dies>
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:03:01 EST (#)
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That didn't clear anything up for me. Did I miss something?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:01:31 EST (#)
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this should clear things up. I'm coming out of the closet
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84130
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:58:01 EST (#)
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Shut up you assholes. I don't even have an AIM account.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:56:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:51:39 (#)
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I found out it was Urbane when I got on AIM a few nights ago and Urbane IM's me with this weird comment that had to relate with the convo I had with MistressFist via e-mail earlier that day. I call her out on it, she freaks out, signs off, gets on again like five minutes later and says she was joking and just wanted to see how I was doing. I have never talked to Urbane on AIM except for one occasion when I was wasted. I don't really care the she's doing it, just kind of weirded me out that she could just totally create and become this alternate persona to continue interacting with uber.
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Whoa! Maybe she'll like to come to the latest Ubercon http://www.ubersite.com/m/84124
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:56:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:36:28 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:32:15 (#)
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I got a tarot reading from you, and you pulled the "rotting oyster of death" card on me
WTF IS THAT SHIT ALL ABOUT?
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Dude, I am SO NOT in the motherfucking mood right now for this shit. ""'
that response confirmed it.
WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIIIIIIIIIIIIE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE OF CANCER....DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:51:39 EST (#)
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I found out it was Urbane when I got on AIM a few nights ago and Urbane IM's me with this weird comment that had to relate with the convo I had with MistressFist via e-mail earlier that day. I call her out on it, she freaks out, signs off, gets on again like five minutes later and says she was joking and just wanted to see how I was doing. I have never talked to Urbane on AIM except for one occasion when I was wasted. I don't really care the she's doing it, just kind of weirded me out that she could just totally create and become this alternate persona to continue interacting with uber.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:43:22 EST (#)
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Oh you tawdry little minx, was that an internet threat? I've never been threatened to be beat up by a girl on here, unless you count Electro
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:42:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:41:16 (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:36:28 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:32:15 (#)
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I got a tarot reading from you, and you pulled the "rotting oyster of death" card on me
WTF IS THAT SHIT ALL ABOUT?
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Dude, I am SO NOT in the motherfucking mood right now for this shit.
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Oh boo hoo! :~(
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Hahahahaa.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:41:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:36:28 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:32:15 (#)
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I got a tarot reading from you, and you pulled the "rotting oyster of death" card on me
WTF IS THAT SHIT ALL ABOUT?
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Dude, I am SO NOT in the motherfucking mood right now for this shit.
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Oh boo hoo! :~(
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:41:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:40:05 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:37:54 (#)
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Great, she's not in the mood, guess I'll have to switch over to harassing Monsieur Alain
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Yes, move on. I'm about to cave your fat Greek skull in with a baseball bat.
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I would pay buckets of money to see you try.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:40:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:37:54 (#)
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Great, she's not in the mood, guess I'll have to switch over to harassing Monsieur Alain
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Yes, move on. I'm about to cave your fat Greek skull in with a baseball bat.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:39:49 EST (#)
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yeah but normally when people aren't in the mood that's when you'll get the best reaction. not that i'm saying it's a good idea to poke the sleeping bear with a stick or anything.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:37:54 EST (#)
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Great, she's not in the mood, guess I'll have to switch over to harassing Monsieur Alain
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:36:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:32:15 (#)
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I got a tarot reading from you, and you pulled the "rotting oyster of death" card on me
WTF IS THAT SHIT ALL ABOUT?
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It means your twig and berries are going to have little bugs on them after bangin' some nasty ho.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:36:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:32:15 (#)
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I got a tarot reading from you, and you pulled the "rotting oyster of death" card on me
WTF IS THAT SHIT ALL ABOUT?
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Dude, I am SO NOT in the motherfucking mood right now for this shit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:32:15 EST (#)
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I got a tarot reading from you, and you pulled the "rotting oyster of death" card on me
WTF IS THAT SHIT ALL ABOUT?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84124
Link whore
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:29:24 EST (#)
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STFU Method. Go fuck yourself.
Ask anyone here that got a tarot reading from me. Alters don't take the time to do hour long readings for people they don't know for free.
Suck it, you little bitch. We both know that I'm not Urbane. And YOU KNOW IT.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:26:01 EST (#)
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Hence the stealing of my friends uber account and not using CHR15, creep_firebombing.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:23:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:21:18 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:19:31 (#)
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So was it about you admitting youre a pothead, or the white supremacy stuff?
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A little from column A and a little from column B, also I mentioned something todo with the companies name and a colleague.
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I should start being more careful.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:21:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:19:31 (#)
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So was it about you admitting youre a pothead, or the white supremacy stuff?
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A little from column A and a little from column B, also I mentioned something todo with the companies name and a colleague.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:19:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:12:29 (#)
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So. Is it like a fight with your other personality? You know, since she doesn't exist...
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No. When I fight with my other personality it always ends in solo-sex. As opposed to how it ends when I argue with my gf.
You know...No sex.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:19:31 EST (#)
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So was it about you admitting youre a pothead, or the white supremacy stuff?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:19:27 EST (#)
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Oh, hectic. I wondered where you'd gone.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:17:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:15:18 (#)
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Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:13:36 (#)
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I'm an alter but only because I got fired for some stuff I wrote with my old account and I can't use it at my new job for fear of history repeating itself.
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HAHA. Bummer.
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Yup I used to be CHR15.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:16:20 EST (#)
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I've been 'told' that the creation of alters is getting much harder...accounts just aren't getting approved.
Teephphphphp[hphphah told me.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:15:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:13:36 (#)
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I'm an alter but only because I got fired for some stuff I wrote with my old account and I can't use it at my new job for fear of history repeating itself.
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HAHA. Bummer.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:14:24 EST (#)
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hahahaahhahahaha you got fired??!?!?!?!?
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:13:36 EST (#)
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I'm an alter but only because I got fired for some stuff I wrote with my old account and I can't use it at my new job for fear of history repeating itself.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:12:29 EST (#)
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So. Is it like a fight with your other personality? You know, since she doesn't exist...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:11:50 EST (#)
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If someone was a cleverclogs, they could have gone ballistic with a MisterFist.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:11:17 EST (#)
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Yeah I told her that. She still occasionally tells me "I haven't recieved a confirmation email" and I just keep telling her "I emailed bart, there isn't anything else I can do."
Then we fight.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:07:55 EST (#)
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"She" is your alter you fucking doofus. She'll be treated as such in any case.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 11:07:00 EST (#)
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bart thinks that Mrs_Highvoltage900 is an alter of mine and won't approve her.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:59:51 EST (#)
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bart won't approve my alters. What a bitch.
Will someone sell me one of theirs? Is the apollo character for sale? How about Circe?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:59:33 EST (#)
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Mistress Fist is not an alter. She was rimming me with a 12 inch strap on just last night. Then she stuck a cupcake up her gash.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:56:56 EST (#)
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i dig lime jello, it cuts vodka so therefore is great for shots. something about that jello looks like someone added a little cream to it. kinda scary. then again that's just the slime from double dare isn't it.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:56:24 EST (#)
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I really don't care either way but this......
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:43:08 (#)
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*stands* "I'M SPARTI....URBANE!"
........was very funny.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:54:05 EST (#)
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this kind
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74028
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:53:35 EST (#)
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what kinda jello?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:52:24 EST (#)
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How conveeeeenient, I bet you she's not going to reply to this post at all!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:49:39 EST (#)
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I don't know if she's an alter, nor do I care.
So, for those of us that don't care. Let's jello wrestle.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:49:12 EST (#)
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And have these so called alters filled out the necessary Local 101 Chapter Union of Alters paperwork?
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:47:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:08:35 (#)
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Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:03:31 (#)
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Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:00:31 (#)
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Alters suck nearly as much cock as Method
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That ain't no lie.
Awwwww, how cute, I have admirers! I'm blushing!
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I think these comments were intended to be ironic since both of these assholes are exposed alters.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:46:15 EST (#)
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Fuck this. I have no labels.
"Pompous cunt" works.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:44:50 EST (#)
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My labels:
die
hate
I
please
you
So apparently someone wants to please me right? RIGHT?!?!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:43:49 EST (#)
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Sometimes, I think you'd be better off duck hunting with Dick Cheney.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:43:20 EST (#)
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Right. You can only use a single word label or it breaks it up into the component words and assigns a category for each.
I labelled this post as "method is a jackass."
It's like an Uber based tracker. You can click on the link provided fro the category and see what posts have been saved under the category. I haven't played enough to see if it opens posts everyone has saved under a given category name.
My guess is "rape", "Urbane", and "buttsecks" are going to be big categories.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:38:47 EST (#)
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I believe they're like internal keywords for uber.
it's quite brilliant, actually.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:37:48 EST (#)
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Your Labels: what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh? (Edit)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:37:35 EST (#)
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so... i have witches that were chased out of massachusetts back in the day in my family lineage. we're always the fucking psychos of our time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:37:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:31:25 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/method/l/
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how do these work?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:36:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:21:14 (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:02:55 (#)
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She claimed to have D's and the attatched photo didn't look like D's (I remember every conversation about boobs, ever). I don't know if she is urbane though because she didn't post a rotting oyster.
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that doesn't prove anything btw, my friend lindsey was convinced she had c's and we kept trying to get her to just admit she was a cup with the tag ripped out.
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Proof?
Who needs proof, if uber was a New England village she would already be burning on a stake.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:31:25 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/method/l/
hahahaha
buttsecks
halo
thar
y
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:30:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:25:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:24:20 (#)
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Was it kinda like this?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/jdid/pepe_le_pew.jpg
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Your sense of humor is very sharp. Wow.
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Trying to go for the obvious 'people will laugh because this is stupid and obvious' jokes don't work anymore on Uber, huh?
Sigh.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:26:20 EST (#)
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p.s.
STOP PICKING ON MY ALTER DAMMIT!!!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:25:39 EST (#)
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"Not that I would ever do anything so dishonest, posing as some random girl in an attempt to garner attention"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:24:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Was it kinda like this?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/jdid/pepe_le_pew.jpg
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Your sense of humor is very sharp. Wow.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Was it kinda like this?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/jdid/pepe_le_pew.jpg
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's only funny because Method is my alter.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:18:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean you had cybersex with her, eh Monsieur LaFlamme? How does it feel to have cybered with Urbane? Do you feel "le dirty"???
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*gasp of breath*
Hahahahahahahaa!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
stop saying my name
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:02:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
She claimed to have D's and the attatched photo didn't look like D's (I remember every conversation about boobs, ever). I don't know if she is urbane though because she didn't post a rotting oyster.
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that doesn't prove anything btw, my friend lindsey was convinced she had c's and we kept trying to get her to just admit she was a cup with the tag ripped out.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean you had cybersex with her, eh Monsieur LaFlamme? How does it feel to have cybered with Urbane? Do you feel "le dirty"???
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope that's not true. I talked to MistressFist.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking miscued rating.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was pure comedic bliss, that was. Who else could coax AJ into cybering with them?
Okay, okay, pretty much anyone with 5 bucks and a Butterfinger.
But still, it was great.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut the fuck up, Clemsoncheer
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Cupcakes.
Taste better than a cheerleader on game day.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:07:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
*shrug* As long as she doesn't piss me off, I don't care.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perhaps I can put together a list of tougher, area specific questions for her and put her to a real test.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The word 'labia' is sacred in Uzbekistan. In their language it means "a golden snifter for the nectar of Allah's secretions."
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and you are? did i bang your mom/sister/aunt/brother/father or something?
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Retrospect likes to sniff my skid marked jockey shorts. Its because his dad used to beat him with an ax handle.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha lol@davros
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:55:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know how people manage an alter. I have enough trouble just being me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:03:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:00:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters suck nearly as much cock as Method
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That ain't no lie.
Awwwww, how cute, I have admirers! I'm blushing!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:06:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:04:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
Personally I think it's a bit below-the-belt (haha). The fake profile for TMI and all.
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Yeah, and that pisses me off. Cabaret Girl even smelled a skunk.
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you HELPED her set it up TL!!!!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*shrug* As long as she doesn't piss me off, I don't care.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she emailed me piucs before and they are all the same ones from her posts.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:04:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
Personally I think it's a bit below-the-belt (haha). The fake profile for TMI and all.
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Yeah, and that pisses me off. Cabaret Girl even smelled a skunk.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83922#1837451
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yep. When I first heard that it clicked. Plus she's pseudo-admitted it several times.
Personally I think it's a bit below-the-belt (haha). The fake profile for TMI and all.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:00:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters suck nearly as much cock as Method
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That ain't no lie.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've asked her many a times, and she refuses, or changes the subject. VERY SHADY
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She claimed to have D's and the attatched photo didn't look like D's (I remember every conversation about boobs, ever). I don't know if she is urbane though because she didn't post a rotting oyster.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why doesn't she just give us undeniable proof like badass did with the IM?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am intent on breaking that "label" thingamajig, just like I do everything else on ubersite.
When I was a kid I didn't have any toys, all I had was a giant chest full of toy parts, because I would take EVERYTHING apart.
By my estimation, I would eventually use all the parts to make one giant SUPERTOY, that walked and talked, and all the time spent with nothing to play with would be well worth it.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha.. a fanny shot is the only real proof
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-02-16 10:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters suck nearly as much cock as Method
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Methods dick is the star of the show'.
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Now this just cracks me up.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT THE FUCK UP, NO WAY
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:50:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been fooling all of you. I'm really Shlongy.
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no no cause if I'm not Mistress Fist I'm almost positive I'm Shlongy...right?
shit...I'm confused.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know how people manage an alter. I have enough trouble just being me.
-Dave
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He's going to be furious
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always thought she was an alter and have questioned her a few times about it but he/she/it always has the right answers.
I figured rizzo as the real user, he would at least have knowledge of this area.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I SAID IT FROM DAY ONE BEFORE METHOD FOR THE RECORD.
MEHTOD DIDN'Y YOU GET THE MEMO?
It's ALT today.
Alain LaFlamme Thursday.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SERIOUSLY, WHO TALKS ABOUT RAPE AND CUPCAKES ALL THE TIME
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i can't be 12 people effectively. i'm not sneaky and dysfunctional enough. i actually don't think i could lie long enough to be two. stupid brain.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See? I told you.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know if she's an alter or not, but something ain't quite right with that chick.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahaha
you douche
Submitted by StoneAgeSoldier (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bigmike is right, as usual. :) I will say say the exact same thing. We both love Method though.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I KNOW YOU HAVE AN ALTER, BIGMIKE, YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
You better watch your step too, TL - I've got a sneaking suspicion that you're not a fucking real person either.
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I've been fooling all of you. I'm really Shlongy.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And all this time I thought she was a member of your alter harem.
Silly me. :)
On a more serious note, I don't really care. There are so many alter ego's here that the site is swelling like a rotten pumpkin. It's one of the things about a site such as this. You can be twelve people if you want to be. Just ask my alter. He'll tell you exactly the same thing.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok i'll be tl when i write mushy love stories. at least then i get to be a girly blonde.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You better watch your step too, TL - I've got a sneaking suspicion that you're not a fucking real person either.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're my sex slave, stupid, there's no room for alters on my heart-shaped waterbed
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:47:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
whose alter do i get to be?
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Me. You can be me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whose alter do i get to be?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa...this should be interesting you Super Sleuth.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think she's an alter as well, but I don't think it's Urbane...call me crazy.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*stands* "I'M SPARTI....URBANE!"
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but I thought I was Mistress Fist's alter. Fuck, who's alter am I again?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:34:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaah Dave i fuckin love ya man
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Right back at you.
You sensual hunk of man-flesh.
What?
-Dave
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm going to agree. i've called this person an alter from day one.
always with the "teh" the "rape" and all other uber phrases since she first signed on. look at me!!! accept me!!! i'm cool, i have the same sense of humor as a small percntage of you!!! love me!!!
if shes not an alter. shes an unoriginal beeyotch
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shhhhhh D, I'm onto something here!
Plus I don't want to do any work
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The jig is up. MistressFist is my alter. Good work Sherlock.
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"but it's time that you either shit or get off the pot. "
brilliant, i love it!
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoops.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-16 09:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh honey. I don't know what to say. Maybe we're all Urbane?