Screw you fuckers. Here are my terrible cameraphone photos. (7821 hits)
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Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-02-16 14:09:22 EST
Now - 2 die. These look like shit. And I wasted my lunch break.
Lick my nutz, Method.
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-11-04 13:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84246
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-04 12:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-10-31 04:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hotter than a mexicans bum hole :)
Will u kiss me :)
Go something, GO!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're attractive?
Submitted by Havoc (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you should sleep more. you look like a racoon!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA, Shlongy dropped some gems on this post... For a change.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This proves nothing.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2006-02-19 19:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nothing like a good bathroom photo to get your day going......
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-18 20:36:57 EST (#)
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and, as a side note, http://www.ubersite.com/m/84246
Everyone looks like someone...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-02-18 20:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you look like a succubus.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look rather like a couple of my cousins.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:14:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
joeaverage with the face-shattering slam
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Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:21:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
How appropriate that a foul mouthed slore would take pictures of herself in the bathroom (probably the Men's bathroom). You know you didn't have to write your name on that paper and hold it up, I'm sure the writing on the bathroom wall would have been proof enough. Do they call you MistressFist at work (at your McDonald's and/or Burger King) or do they just call you the bathroom blowjob queen? By the way if you want to laugh check this out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763"
you've been doing pretty well yourself, sparky
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
joeaverage with the face-shattering slam
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How appropriate that a foul mouthed slore would take pictures of herself in the bathroom (probably the Men's bathroom). You know you didn't have to write your name on that paper and hold it up, I'm sure the writing on the bathroom wall would have been proof enough. Do they call you MistressFist at work (at your McDonald's and/or Burger King) or do they just call you the bathroom blowjob queen? By the way if you want to laugh check this out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am wearing my fucking wedding band. It cost a mint I'm sure and my Electro would kill me if I didn't wear it.... he worked hard delivering newspapers and grocery shopping for Priests to earn money for it. I will post it now if you need proof.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So youre wearing your wedding band on your right hand???
There are absolutely no rings on your left hand. Thank you very much, we know how mirrors work, Captain Obvious
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am wearing my wedding band...it's just that the pics in the mirror reverse everything, so it looks like I am not wearing a band on my left hand. And in the other pics my left ring finger was not in view.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beauty eye of beholder thingy?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-16 23:48:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:49:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
i didn't know they taught mongoloids how to use camera phones!?!?!?!?!
anybody who found this broad good looking has lower standards than the US Army.
in all seriousness, people need to be honest. she is far from cute and you people tell her she's good looking. not telling people the truth results in fat girls wearing half shirts and these stupid fuckers that think they can sing on American Idol.
you see them and say, i wonder why that idiot/fat girl thinks that they are hot/can sing? why? because people dont tell them the truth.
yeah, i've seen uglier, but then i turned off the bestiality video and said damn that monkey took an ass raping like a white man in prison.
that is all, thank you.
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Go back to your drivel, Psycho suckass. Oh, and I wanna hear you do karaoke,
you condescending cocksucker. You disgust me!!
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haha bubba
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamnit, wish i had boobs so i could do nothing and get most heated.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd cross the street for a peice of that.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you don't have a wedding ring on. Your husband electro would be MAD
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you're pretty. Not that the opinion of anyone on this website should count to you. I mean, look at some of these losers.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ill give you 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I toss a batch in your hair?
Although, based on these pictures, someone already beat me to it.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
for all you assholes, here is a way better pic...not in a bathroom
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84130
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-17 08:35:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
What's up with your hair in the STFU pic? Do you have giant ears?
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my hair was in a pony tail all morning, so it gets bumpy when i take my hair down since my hair is naturally wavy. you are looking at unkempt waves in that pic. these are seriously the worse pictures ever taken of me.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:35:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
hey MF, i take boob donations.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-17 08:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's up with your hair in the STFU pic? Do you have giant ears?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 08:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TASTE THE HEAT
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-17 08:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are hardcore, Fisty!
Can I brush your hair? It's very pretty.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-17 06:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I think you look pretty.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-17 06:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA ha ha
well done Misstress Fist. You proved your point.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-02-17 04:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84170
MY PICTURE IS BETTER!!! MISTRESS FIST - HAVE YOU GOT ANY JOBS FOR THE FINEST ACTOR OF HIS GENERATION??
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:40:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Me too, with a two-by-four.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:40:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:37:46 EST (#)
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im confused
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I seriously considered printing a pic of Method and shitting on it. Then taking a pic of it. But that's too Urbane-ish. "
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i'd pay to see it.
Submitted by breakfastmaster (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit it.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:19:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:15:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're gaying up the place with pseudo-chivalry for some sort of mix between christina ricci and a bison over the internet but I've lost touch with reality?
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You sure have.
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no he hasn't. Just lose the Ricci remark. That's near blasphamy. The end is nigh when that horse is a horse of course a horse looks remotely like ricci.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:15:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're gaying up the place with pseudo-chivalry for some sort of mix between christina ricci and a bison over the internet but I've lost touch with reality?
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You sure have.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:33:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
How you managed to pervert a simple compliment was somewhat impressive. And by impressive I mean suggestive of you losing touch with reality because of ergot poisoning or something.
you're gaying up the place with pseudo-chivalry for some sort of mix between christina ricci and a bison over the internet but I've lost touch with reality?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-16 23:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:49:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
i didn't know they taught mongoloids how to use camera phones!?!?!?!?!
anybody who found this broad good looking has lower standards than the US Army.
in all seriousness, people need to be honest. she is far from cute and you people tell her she's good looking. not telling people the truth results in fat girls wearing half shirts and these stupid fuckers that think they can sing on American Idol.
you see them and say, i wonder why that idiot/fat girl thinks that they are hot/can sing? why? because people dont tell them the truth.
yeah, i've seen uglier, but then i turned off the bestiality video and said damn that monkey took an ass raping like a white man in prison.
that is all, thank you.
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Go back to your drivel, Psycho suckass. Oh, and I wanna hear you do karaoke,
you condescending cocksucker. You disgust me!!
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 23:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 23:07:01 (#)
Oh, the wit.
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thank ya very much. Now move along, you bother me, kid.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 23:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 23:05:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok Butthead, it was an insult. Just scanned your posts, actually read parts of some. I didn't use that name indiscriminately.
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Oh, the wit.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 23:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok Butthead, it was an insult. Just scanned your posts, actually read parts of some. I didn't use that name indiscriminately.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:54:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
If you have to ask, you already know the answer. Begone.
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Your logic skills are worse than those of my pothead friend's. Obviously I would not have asked unless I didn't know.
My question still stands.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you have to ask, you already know the answer. Begone.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:49:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hush up, boy. His photo is scary, unlike you.
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Is that an insult or not?
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i didn't know they taught mongoloids how to use camera phones!?!?!?!?!
anybody who found this broad good looking has lower standards than the US Army.
in all seriousness, people need to be honest. she is far from cute and you people tell her she's good looking. not telling people the truth results in fat girls wearing half shirts and these stupid fuckers that think they can sing on American Idol.
you see them and say, i wonder why that idiot/fat girl thinks that they are hot/can sing? why? because people dont tell them the truth.
yeah, i've seen uglier, but then i turned off the bestiality video and said damn that monkey took an ass raping like a white man in prison.
that is all, thank you.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:35:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Er, I mean directed at DeathMetal.
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Hush up, boy. His photo is scary, unlike you.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Er, I mean directed at DeathMetal.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:39:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
hurrrrrrrr nice save hot shot
I hate to dash your dreams of getting a bj from her but I don't think manatees can exert suction
/ha- note that's the men's room
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How you managed to pervert a simple compliment was somewhat impressive. And by impressive I mean suggestive of you losing touch with reality because of ergot poisoning or something.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your Republican, cat-loving nutz????
Jihad!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Plagiarized pictures are readily available after you leave San Fransisco.....
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not the best at comebacks. Her/his lights are on, but no one's home. Zero.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, and i have that same phone.. does yours turn off at random times? mine fucks with me.. and the photos it takes aren't too great.. how'd you get yours to turn out good?
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:26:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:06:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:59:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
uhhh great another circlejerk post featuring an internet female (known in real life as an eye-scarring beast)
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You wouldn't be able to get with her if she even was ugly.
hurrrrrrrr nice save hot shot
I hate to dash your dreams of getting a bj from her but I don't think manatees can exert suction
/ha- note that's the men's room
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:06:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:59:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
uhhh great another circlejerk post featuring an internet female (known in real life as an eye-scarring beast)
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You wouldn't be able to get with her if she even was ugly.
hurrrrrrrr nice save hot shot
I hate to dash your dreams of getting a bj from her but I don't think manatees can exert suction
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:06:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:59:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
uhhh great another circlejerk post featuring an internet female (known in real life as an eye-scarring beast)
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You wouldn't be able to get with her if she even was ugly.
It's really cute when you guys jump to the defense of tits.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:59:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
uhhh great another circlejerk post featuring an internet female (known in real life as an eye-scarring beast)
/didn't want to say it
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:59:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
uhhh great another circlejerk post featuring an internet female (known in real life as an eye-scarring beast)
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You wouldn't be able to get with her if she even was ugly.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uhhh great another circlejerk post featuring an internet female (known in real life as an eye-scarring beast)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The girl in the stall behind you heard the clicking of your phone, she's peeking through the hole scared while trying to cover her nasty bits.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-02-16 19:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha well done missfist, i got a giggle from this and may i say your not so shabby.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PROVE YOU ARE NOT URBANE WHO GOT A FACE TRANSPLANT.
This will require a picture of you standing next to your doctor. In the doctor's left hand should be his medical degree, in his other should be a note saying that you are not Urbane. Attached to the doctor's wrist should be a polygraph, and the results of the polygraph should be shown in the picture as well.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I found myself looking for a wedding ring.
Came up empty.
Conclusion: You're still available. (but not for me)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My apologies.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh.
I was so sure goddamnit.
Maybe you are Urbane, and you just had a face transplant.
Hmmmm.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think these now take over from the pic of method masturbating as the morst sordid uber pics i've seen
the whole ambiance is just so ...
sordid
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go back to Canada, Alanis Morissette.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, your cute enough. If that marriage thing doesn't work out for you let me know.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:23:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jack are you saying we fucked?
Wow!
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You can't remember it either, huh?
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Oh, it was spectacular, btw. When the hotel manager heard about the noises you where making he called the cops. When I heard the sirens and jumped out of bed you cried and smashed a water glass and threatened to cut your wrists.
Of course, that just started pushing my 'blood'n'sex' buttons so I
Hey, look at the time. Gotta run.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm always kidding...except when I'm not.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jack see this pic to make sure
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84130
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:23:24 EST (#)
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Jack are you saying we fucked?
Wow!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT the...
I've seen you before! Har-har on you!
Unfortunately, my memory is full of more holes than Harry Whittington's hide, so I may never recall where I saw you, or when.
Now, There is a chance...
What the fuck was I just talking about?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wanna lick somebody's ass!!!!!!!
oh electro.....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:13:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Take a Midol, Mary. What are you , 12 years old?
If so, I'll come down to the fucking playground and beat your teeth down your throat. Then, I'll knock out your mom, too. Right before I skull fuck her.
Re-fucking-lax.
PS. Ratings matter not.
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I'm just fucking around man. I'm no swampdonkey. I take nothing here personally. You threw some heat my way I threw some back in the spirit of internet bickering.
I know about the ratings, I agree with you. The ratings system exists so you can see how cool you are on Uber.
No hard feelings here man. Like I said, I give fuck all about comments here. I laughed the whole time I typed that just waiting to see what you'd say back..
You still can't lick my ass though.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uberfiiiiiiiiiiight!
shlongy and scorge.
i'll blow the winner.
ready set go!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:10:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't you go eat nittys ass Shlong? If I'm so fucking bad why am I running a 1.6 average on ratings from you?
Take a Midol, Mary. What are you , 12 years old?
If so, I'll come down to the fucking playground and beat your teeth down your throat. Then, I'll knock out your mom, too. Right before I skull fuck her.
Re-fucking-lax.
PS. Ratings matter not.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't you go eat nittys ass Shlong? If I'm so fucking bad why am I running a 1.6 average on ratings from you? Is it because you lust after my youthful ass you shrivelled up old fuck? You wanna toss my salad? Is that it? You want to slide that tongue out between those dentures and taste my ass?
Piss off grandpa, scourge is your daddy.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:52:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
I for one am disappointed that you caved to that man-boobed Greek and his dorkish legions.
You too fucking cool for me anymore or what bitch?
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Nope, I still want to fuck you deeply.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Face it, scourge...EVERYONE'S too cool for you, cockjockey.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:46:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just took my laptop to the hopper to try and snap one off to this post before the end of the day but the damn laptop kept getting in the way of my kung-fu death grip on my knob.
Drats!
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hehe
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I for one am disappointed that you caved to that man-boobed Greek and his dorkish legions.
You too fucking cool for me anymore or what bitch?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just took my laptop to the hopper to try and snap one off to this post before the end of the day but the damn laptop kept getting in the way of my kung-fu death grip on my knob.
Drats!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes I have one in my hairy asshole.
What????
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wait a god damn minute! We can't use acronyms yet we can use binary animations...isn't that regressing further?
Hey Misstress....do you have a widows peak anyplace else?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no, these are acceptable replacements
http://members.cox.net/pimpbot9000/roflcopter.htm
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:51:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
The use of LOL is strictly forbidden on this site, you farkin mushmouth
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Okay then....
How about ROFLMAO, fishturd breath?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm letting my beloved Electro loose on all you haters out there.
Down with the haters!
Love,
Mr and Mrs Wellman
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
boring
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Retracting my ~lol~ so Method doesn't shit his diaper!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:45:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont take the ugly comments personally. It just comes with the territory. Chances are most of these dipshits haven't seen vagina since they took their first breath, and won't see it again until they take their last breath, when the Virgin Mary ushers them forth into her holy beaver.
Besides, people call me ugly.
Me.
ME?!?!?!?!
Go figure. """
shut up you elephant man looking motherfucker.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i do have a VERY pronounced widows peak. so it is scientifically proven that i am teh hotness.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The use of LOL is strictly forbidden on this site, you farkin mushmouth
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Awwwwww.....look at that!
I always expected to see some sort of large ass desperation figure.
So much for my assumption.
Nice widows peak...LOL!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
color the STFU in all pretty like and put it on a piece of cardboard glued to a popsicle stick and hold it up when people come bother you.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
indo, i don't know what to do with them.....i might shred it.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I keep picturing a janitor knocking over the trash while cleaning up and seeing "Mistress Fist" and "STFU" scribbled on papers and getting really wierded out.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:40:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
dang it girl, you're ALREADY in the bathroom, and you forgot to take the 'vienna sausages covering up the steeze' picture?? What is wrong with you!!
Although, you do have nice long fingers, so mayhap that might not work.
And, you look like you could be BadAssJulie's cousin.
Now, gimme an order of rape, rape, rape, cupcakes, rape, lobster thermidor aux crevettes beurre blanc, and a side of rape. To go.
p.s. You are very hot.
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<ejaculates profusely>
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dang it girl, you're ALREADY in the bathroom, and you forgot to take the 'vienna sausages covering up the steeze' picture?? What is wrong with you!!
Although, you do have nice long fingers, so mayhap that might not work.
And, you look like you could be BadAssJulie's cousin.
Now, gimme an order of rape, rape, rape, cupcakes, rape, lobster thermidor aux crevettes beurre blanc, and a side of rape. To go.
p.s. You are very hot.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:35:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
remind me to always keep the sharp objects pointing towards you just in case then.
side note: i'm wondering what it would really be like to be raped with a cupcake... fresh out of the oven? or been on the counter for a day? frosted or not? homebaked or store bought? do these things matter when putting cupcakes in orafices?
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Usually the cupcake is used the same way duct tape or a day old pair of Electro's panties would be - stuffed in the rapee's mouth.
But, I've been using it as a consoler lately. The aftermath of rape is better with cupcake. They get a sugar high, I don't get sued.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
remind me to always keep the sharp objects pointing towards you just in case then.
side note: i'm wondering what it would really be like to be raped with a cupcake... fresh out of the oven? or been on the counter for a day? frosted or not? homebaked or store bought? do these things matter when putting cupcakes in orafices?
i need research subjects.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:14:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's Pugsley, Wednesday?
On snap!
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GOMEZOWNED
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
method wants your cupcakes deary.
what's with the almost innocent look to your eyes? they look like they should be fluttering.
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I use my doe eyes and giant pupils to mesmerize my prey before I shovel them and rape them. Think Jungle Book snake.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:18:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that we know you're real, please continue with the rape and the cupcakes and whatever else you say.
It wasn't cool when you were Urbane. Now it's just hot.
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You'll get your cupcake just as soon as my AIDS dripped shovel cracks you in the back of your skull.
Leave my shiny forehead alone. The moisturizer makes it look that way when I don't wear powder.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
method wants your cupcakes deary.
what's with the almost innocent look to your eyes? they look like they should be fluttering.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I need the barf brigade in my office, now. This upchuck is on par with last Wednesday when I had food poisoning.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe is christina ricci and corky from that show had a baby, it would look like her
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that we know you're real, please continue with the rape and the cupcakes and whatever else you say.
It wasn't cool when you were Urbane. Now it's just hot.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:15:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:12:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:09:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look exactly like this one woman I know who got thrown out of her apartment when the landlords found out she built her own miniature Grotto of Satan in it.
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Um...not me. That was probably Christina Ricci or Michael Jackson.
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If it was Christina Ricci, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. But seriously, I'm not joking. You look EXACTLY like this woman. Except less pale.
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are you blinded by the glare off that forehead or something?
ricci is gorgous
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:12:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:09:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look exactly like this one woman I know who got thrown out of her apartment when the landlords found out she built her own miniature Grotto of Satan in it.
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Um...not me. That was probably Christina Ricci or Michael Jackson.
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If it was Christina Ricci, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. But seriously, I'm not joking. You look EXACTLY like this woman. Except less pale.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:07:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for letting them bully into doing this
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i feel ashamed. i'm going home to listen to fiona apple and cut myself emo style.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:09:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look exactly like this one woman I know who got thrown out of her apartment when the landlords found out she built her own miniature Grotto of Satan in it.
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Um...not me. That was probably Christina Ricci or Michael Jackson.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:01:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL that one pic looked like Mike Jackson
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You know you DO have a bit of the MJ look about you. I think it's the nose.
Well done for proving the fuckers wrong anyway Sweetits
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look exactly like this one woman I know who got thrown out of her apartment when the landlords found out she built her own miniature Grotto of Satan in it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you know, low-key is right, we're just a bunch of bullies.
We're an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a vest.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for letting them bully into doing this
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i still dont believe you.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shamone!
Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL that one pic looked like Mike Jackson
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hope your boss sees those ;)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
People in glass apartments... ;)
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:55:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:52:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Good job Miss Piggy.
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People in glass houses......
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There is no house, woman. I have never pretended to be anything more or less than the truth and I hold no illusions, about myself most of all.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so....
when do we get to see your boobs?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the sign is not backwards, retard. i took it IN the mirror because i have terrible aim with the phone.
no one walked in on me. you need a key to get in, so i would have a second or 2 to hide in a stall.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:52:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Good job Miss Piggy.
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People in glass houses......
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"You're gay for this woman"
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:51:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
i have to admit that i was totally pissed that i gave up my lunch break for these shenanigans. and that makes me a total uberloser.
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That makes two of us, toots.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love how the "mistress fist" sign is held backwards in the last picture. That makes me laugh.
Good job Miss Piggy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
did anyone walk into the bathroom while you were doing this and just look at you like wtf and mutter something like freak as they backed out through the door?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TASTE THE RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION!!!
YOU CAN'T ACCUSE THIS!!!
This post is made of awesome.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have to admit that i was totally pissed that i gave up my lunch break for these shenanigans. and that makes me a total uberloser.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:14:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
From this day forward all you'll receive is +2s from me.
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Likewise. Well done, Fistress. I applaud you!
Oh, and you're pretty damn cute, too.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i haven't seen anyone call you really ugly method, they just all seem fascinated with your big head. on the upside you'd make a great dashboard bobble doll.
you're not ugly fist, but ya do have a great pissed off face.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:45:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont take the ugly comments personally. It just comes with the territory. Chances are most of these dipshits haven't seen vagina since they took their first breath, and won't see it again until they take their last breath, when the Virgin Mary ushers them forth into her holy beaver.
Besides, people call me ugly.
Me.
ME?!?!?!?!
Go figure.
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Dude, your fucking gay for this woman.
Leave it alone.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont take the ugly comments personally. It just comes with the territory. Chances are most of these dipshits haven't seen vagina since they took their first breath, and won't see it again until they take their last breath, when the Virgin Mary ushers them forth into her holy beaver.
Besides, people call me ugly.
Me.
ME?!?!?!?!
Go figure.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now...where's Habeeb at when you need him?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
badass you can take it like a man can't you?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the last time i saw someone with that much space between their upper lip and nose i was at the zoo.
if you dont want people to call you ugly, dont put your picture on the web.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn... this fish is testy.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahaa!
Yay for MistressFist!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 5'4"
You know what, fuck everyone with the ugly comments. I don't see you gem sweater chick wannabees posting your pics. So fuck you. This is what you get when I don't have any prep time or even a fucking hairbrush at work right now. EAT COCK and DIE.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Filename
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How tall are you? You may be right about d's.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have very long fingers.
I'm just sayin.
Have another +2 for filename.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey MF, i take boob donations.
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for having the balls to post pics of your ugly ass on the internet, -2 for being in the bathroom... Twat the fuck is with bathroom cell phone pics?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait...you have nuts?
Oh oh...
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't worry i'm going to VT next week for a vaca. i'll take hot tub pics.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why are you letting these morons get to you? Take the high road - I did once - and laugh it off.
Thanks for the pictures...now email me some from your "private stock".
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:27:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
so she's not a skinny twig - who the hell wants a girl with no meat on her bones anyway? "
i agree. i'm just saying; she could choose her words better
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow's going to be like post Superbowl blues. I don't get to wonder if MF is real, I don't get to wonder what became of Loki's sock.
*sigh*
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:17:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
I DEMAND EVIDENCE THAT YOU HAVE TWO LEGS.
I'VE BEEN BURNED IN THE PAST BY 'HOP ALONG LILLY'
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What the fuck are you talking about? I never lied about my leg or made any of you belive
I had two.
Just wait apollo. My fake leg is going to meet your nuts in Vegas.
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That sounds painful. Intriguing to watch but painful nonetheless.
And Ms. Fist, you win the "Hottest-chic-taking-photos-in-the-bathroom-on-her-camera-phone-today" award. for whatever it's worth. Congrats
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you remind me of may.
you know the girl from the movie that cuts people up and reassembles them to make the perfect friend?
yea, her.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:24:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:22:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm wearing a fucking sweatshirt! Give me a break, I'm not Mobese. I tried to take a picture of my ass in the bathroom for Method to kiss, but I could not get the angle correct."
i didn't think you looked fat, but reading this makes me wonder
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please dude. i've been tortured enough already today.....i'm not fat. i'm seriously just wearing a sweatshirt zippy top thing. not exactly sexy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so she's not a skinny twig - who the hell wants a girl with no meat on her bones anyway?
Looks like she's got it in all the right places.
Namely, her gigundo funbags and pending further proof, her ass.
Mr. Fist is soooo gonna kick my ass.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:21:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
how bout badass, his replies are guaranteed to be entertaining.
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dude, I don't like having my feelings hurt.
and I suck at internet fights, i'm better at leaving comments and not coming back to defend what I've said.
don't pick on me...I"m sensitive.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
less repulsive than the usual uberhound.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:22:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm wearing a fucking sweatshirt! Give me a break, I'm not Mobese. I tried to take a picture of my ass in the bathroom for Method to kiss, but I could not get the angle correct."
i didn't think you looked fat, but reading this makes me wonder
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:17:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
So, what's on the agenda for tomorrow? We're done harassing Alain (Pronounced Ah-Lay), we've totally annoyed the fuck out of Mistressfist, and Electro is nowhere to be found.
Who's the target for tomorrow?"
something will come up. a new lojope post, Kristy Swan's return, Shlongy next to a punching bag... there's always something right around the corner here.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:23:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
I DEMAND EVIDENCE THAT YOU HAVE TWO LEGS.
I'VE BEEN BURNED IN THE PAST BY 'HOP ALONG LILLY'
<pees self>
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
I DEMAND EVIDENCE THAT YOU HAVE TWO LEGS.
I'VE BEEN BURNED IN THE PAST BY 'HOP ALONG LILLY'
<pees self>
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:20:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm tired now and I have actual work to do. My boss is staring a hole in my face.
Thanks for making me post on a sweatshirt, no makeup bad hair day
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no major corrective surgery day
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm wearing a fucking sweatshirt! Give me a break, I'm not Mobese. I tried to take a picture of my ass in the bathroom for Method to kiss, but I could not get the angle correct.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how bout badass, his replies are guaranteed to be entertaining.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you took this while taking a shit?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm tired now and I have actual work to do. My boss is staring a hole in my face.
Thanks for making me post on a sweatshirt, no makeup bad hair day.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a 150lb lighter urbane . Urbane Lite .
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You do not look amused. But you do look hawt.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
even uglier than the wedding pics? i din't think it was possible. send my condolences to mr. fist
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Jesus Christ go away.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you look like Christina Ricci before she got skinny
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
I DEMAND EVIDENCE THAT YOU HAVE TWO LEGS.
I'VE BEEN BURNED IN THE PAST BY 'HOP ALONG LILLY'
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What the fuck are you talking about? I never lied about my leg or made any of you belive
I had two.
Just wait apollo. My fake leg is going to meet your nuts in Vegas.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, what's on the agenda for tomorrow? We're done harassing Alain (Pronounced Ah-Lay), we've totally annoyed the fuck out of Mistressfist, and Electro is nowhere to be found.
Who's the target for tomorrow?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeebus Christ. I'll take more another day to prove I have legs. Right now I'm plotting my revenge on Method.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
I DEMAND EVIDENCE THAT YOU HAVE TWO LEGS.
I'VE BEEN BURNED IN THE PAST BY 'HOP ALONG LILLY'"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Way to step up to the plate
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno....If you were really MistressFist you would be holding a cupcake.
DO IT AGAIN! CUPCAKE IN HAND THIS TIME!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks everyone. I have been exonerated. I feel like OJ Simpson.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
even uglier than the wedding pics? i din't think it was possible. send my condolences to mr. fist
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
I DEMAND EVIDENCE THAT YOU HAVE TWO LEGS.
I'VE BEEN BURNED IN THE PAST BY 'HOP ALONG LILLY'
<pees self>
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew it.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAH you caved... oh god, uber is better than... than... well it's better than Jim Gaffigan but that's not too hard to do. better than Seinfeld? sometimes.
"Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:12:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
YOU POOR THING, YOU LOOK SO ANGRY"
bahahahaha Method you're going to hell. my kind of people.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:14:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's Pugsley, Wednesday?
On snap!
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GOMEZOWNED
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
method should let you shove a cupcake up his ass for that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I DEMAND EVIDENCE THAT YOU HAVE TWO LEGS.
I'VE BEEN BURNED IN THE PAST BY 'HOP ALONG LILLY'
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still think you have a mouth like a truck driver though. Eh, fuck it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're not smiling.
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I stand corrected.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
From this day forward all you'll receive is +2s from me.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's Pugsley, Wednesday?
On snap!
Sorry, I love you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Snowboarding was originated in Haddonfield, Tom Sims of Sims Snowboards went to High School there.
The high speed line runs under Haddonfield, the town did not want to affect the look of the it.
Bobby Clarke's Gym is behind the Playdrome.
I.Goldberg used to be where the Golf Store is now.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look oddly like Urbane though.....hmmmm........
JUST KIDDING
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and I can definitely see a hint of D's in that first picture
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I give you mad props girl for handling all that shit so well.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha i cant believe you went into the bathroom to take those
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope nobody walked in while you were doing that. Its good to know that you are "real" I'd hate to think you were really a perverted old man.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:10:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Should have taken shots of everything else you did in the bathroom.
Still going 8x/day?
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I seriously considered printing a pic of Method and shitting on it. Then taking a pic of it. But that's too Urbane-ish.
I just called Method, called him a fucker, but then my phone died due to all of the photo taking, it drained my battery
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
YOU POOR THING, YOU LOOK SO ANGRY
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY! Joy returns to my world.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Should have taken shots of everything else you did in the bathroom.
Still going 8x/day?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well fucking done!!! <cheers>