Have you ever been chased by the entire JV football team simply because you chose to wear your cloak to school? (1194 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.04 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by digdug<norcal40846.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-02-16 15:04:46 EST
This is just...great.
http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/02/scaredofgirls.html
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-05 22:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no i haven't.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84018
Shut up Conor.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-17 03:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ebaumsworld makes money off of other people's work, and they steal most of their material from somethingawful, fark, entensity, and ytmnd
http://www.ebaumsworldsucks.org/
Fuck Eric Bauman
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I got bored half way through.
Have a 0 on the premise that it got better at the end.
-Dave
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I could've found this on my own, and I still didn't for a very good reason.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Somewhat funny. I guess you have to be one to really get it.
Looking over the ratings, I'd say that's a safe bet.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha...
*weeze*
hahahahahahahaahhahahahaha
*gasps*
hahaha
*gasps*
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-16 19:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:34:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:24:50 (#)
Ranking: -1
A link? That's... ALL?!?
This was way too long and not that funny. And it's not like YOU filmed it.
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YES I DID SO FILM IT.
2 things (Ahem):
1) SPT.
2) Lick my balls (try not to get any pubes in your mouth).
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SPT doesn't mean absolutely no content and a link to ebaum's world. This sucked, and a -1 I've seen better is certainly fitting, even if every post was a SPT type post. This just wasn't that funny.
Eat my ass (try not to get any shit chunks stuck in your braces)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-16 19:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Next time, at least give us a paragraph or two of editorial comment.
"Huh! Huh! Here's a funny thing I saw." < Actual Post.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:24:50 (#)
Ranking: -1
A link? That's... ALL?!?
This was way too long and not that funny. And it's not like YOU filmed it.
=========================================================
YES I DID SO FILM IT.
2 things (Ahem):
1) SPT.
2) Lick my balls (try not to get any pubes in your mouth).
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
A link? That's... ALL?!?
This was way too long and not that funny. And it's not like YOU filmed it.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"DO YOU RUE ATTACKING KRUNK? DO YOU RUE IT?!?!?!?!"
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:51:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't like video games or video dorks.
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Then a gentleman like yourself should definitely see the humor in a parody of a gamer's life.
*footnote--I despise video games--they hurt my eyes, and I have ADD. The only video game I've ever played is Final Fantasy 7. And of course, DigDug.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I wanna have sex with her!"
"...ok... uh..gimme a roll!"
hahahahahhahahah!!!!
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:58:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
You poor bastard. Homestarrunner, fark and ebaumsworld are three of the other havens for Uber-critics. I myself have only been there once or twice to avoid the degradation of my brain and/or personality/individuality, but they're going to eat you alive for this one.
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Look into my eyes.
Deeper.
Deeper.
Deeper....
Notice how I don't give a fuck.
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-02-16 18:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SEEN IT!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You poor bastard. Homestarrunner, fark and ebaumsworld are three of the other havens for Uber-critics. I myself have only been there once or twice to avoid the degradation of my brain and/or personality/individuality, but they're going to eat you alive for this one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't like video games or video dorks.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
do something yourself
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Crap.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remeber the one part about loins. Mumbled because the 2 were talking at the same time... but just listen to doug... man... hilarious
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rofl "Vampires aren't evil either, football players are"
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I found this offensive...and hilarious.
TTOM:Roleplaygamer, 20th level.
Submitted by Skeptic (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
NERDSSSS.... MUST RESIST URGE TO KILL.........
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
godammit, now I want to have sex with the Elven Queen
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Saw it, dug it.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
saw it earlier today. you really have to wait it out. it starts slow, but really gathers steam. especially when the hero becomes a druid.