Hitwhoring Kiwi from New Zealand (846 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.37 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (View user info) at 2006-02-16 23:22:39 EST
Yesssss my precioussssssssssssss
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's too cute, too squishy and too... Kiwi
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A DINGO ATE MY BAY-BAY
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone who gives this anything but a -2 is a fucking homo. Now this is funny:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:22:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-17 04:47:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
+ve ratings for pieces of fucking shit like this is why Uber is retarded nowadays.
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Funny to hear this from an Uber nobody.
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and THIS is how we spell irony
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-17 04:47:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
+ve ratings for pieces of fucking shit like this is why Uber is retarded nowadays.
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Funny to hear this from an Uber nobody.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy fuck, where can i get one of those?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-17 07:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-17 04:47:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
+ve ratings for pieces of fucking shit like this is why Uber is retarded nowadays.
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yeah, and uber was the PINNACLE of human society before this post....donkey toucher.
Interesting Kiwi fact: They have the shortest beak of any bird. "BUT TASTE" I hear thee cry "They CLEARLY have a huge beak!"
Nope. Scientists (for some reason or other) measure the length of a birds beak from its tip to its nostril...a kiwis nostril is at the tip of its beak, hence smallest beak. Strange but true.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-17 04:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+ve ratings for pieces of fucking shit like this is why Uber is retarded nowadays.
Submitted by KatHunter (user info) at 2006-02-17 04:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Right. So then you shave it, remove head and feet, and slice it in half so you can eat the lovely green stuff inside.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-17 04:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Has the Kiwi replaced emu and HA HA RABBIT while I've been away? This isn't the Uber I used to know... *sniff*
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is so cute. Auto +2 for baby bird, even if it is a New Zealander.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kiwi. Second only to Koala.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The land of the wrong white crowd.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wonder if they taste as good as bald eagle? or puffin... i heard puffin is tasty.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-02-16 23:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-16 23:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have girly hands.