Happy V-Day! (482 hits)
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Submitted by Laura (View user info) at 2006-02-17 00:20:34 EST
Happy Valentine's Day, Uber! I wrote a poem for you, and I'll recite before I go away.
I can tell from the scars on your arms
And the fact that you're rich
And the fact you have friends
That you're an emo little bitch
And you cry yourself to sleep
I don't believe it
You're really just a sheep
Baa baa baa ing
You subject yourself to punishment
And then go home and beat off to it.
(Sung to the tune of "Girl Anachronism" by The Dresden Dolls. Well, parts of it anyways.)
Bye, Uber. See you on St. Patrick's Day.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bye, Uber. See you on St. Patrick's Day.
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March 28th, right?
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-17 06:48:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you're really no poet.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-17 08:43:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Needed more Chlamydia and rape.
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This reveiw is endorsed by the National Council of STFU.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
*shrug* Whatever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-17 08:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
St. Patrick's Day has been cancelled.
With that said, NEVER come back because you stink.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-17 08:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needed more Chlamydia and rape.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-17 06:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you're really no poet.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-17 05:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-02-17 04:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WHAT??
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 Dresden Dolls.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you want EMO?
talk to a whore from Auschwitz
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're too kind.
Watch out. There's a windscorpion behind you.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this was awesome
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, you know what? I think I'll post something on Presidents' Day, because I just can't resist the abuse that will ensue.
TTFN
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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