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The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry (1215293 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: mspaint

Rating: 1.63 on 1085 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-02-17 03:53:50 EST

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This drawing was done entirely in MS Paint with a Logitech laser mouse. I did not use the copy and paste tool, or the text tool. There was no color sampling or pasting from other images, but I did view some seperate images as reference, as do most artists.

Want to see proof that I really drew this and how? Go here: http://www.swmoore.com/paintproof.html

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User Reviews

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Submitted by Azo (user info) at 2009-08-28 13:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Inspirational!

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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-05 17:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-02-18 09:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yo I cannot get over the fucking water in that first panel, pure awesome.

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Submitted by Geordie80 (user info) at 2009-02-09 11:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Always a pleasure to look at...

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Submitted by crimebusterofthesea (user info) at 2009-01-26 09:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

yep..

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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-01-16 10:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by GenifromMO (user info) at 2009-01-10 18:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-10 16:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

here come a bunch of fags telling you not to bump an old post...

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Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 16:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, that was awesome! I loved the precise, small details that you put, like lava leaking from the core, and the droplets of water falling from the cup. I was cool. (^_^)

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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2008-12-19 17:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

!

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Submitted by zarak (user info) at 2008-12-12 14:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This work is superior to everything on DeviantArt.

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Submitted by pigpen2917 (user info) at 2008-11-18 18:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Very nice

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Submitted by RoscoMalosco (user info) at 2008-11-14 13:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Kairu (user info) at 2008-11-03 00:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You sir, win.

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Submitted by nargles (user info) at 2008-10-09 17:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

took forever to load but totally worth it

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Submitted by OminousFate (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome digital artwork.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-01 17:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-16 00:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pity hadley conclusively and scientifically proved he is a dick.

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Submitted by John_H_Kim (user info) at 2008-09-23 19:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-15 00:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by metalbeast7 (user info) at 2008-08-14 00:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GAY

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Submitted by English_Master (user info) at 2008-07-27 22:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Very nicely done, sir.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-17 11:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

just stirring the shit ftw

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-16 03:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Experima, mail, now, please

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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-16 02:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this made me cry!

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-07-16 02:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

People still think this is Photoshopped?

Well, think what you want, I'm just happy for some attention. I haven't gotten any for this in a long time!! :(:(:(

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-16 00:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hadley didn't prove jack.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-16 00:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pity hadley conclusively and scientifically proved it was photoshopped.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-16 00:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

everyone in their right mind hates thorpe.

weedy little turd.

this is awesome.

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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this still amazes me.

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Submitted by kandy (user info) at 2008-06-06 02:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My God... It's beautiful.

*angelic chorus*

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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-01 11:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome!

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Submitted by Majik_Marker (user info) at 2008-05-18 08:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's insane... but it also shows that "somebody" has no life at all. How long did it take to make that? WAY TOO LONG.

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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-14 23:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hate that thorpe was the first one to rate this.


I hate thorpe.

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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-29 15:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.unf-unf.de/show1077.html

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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-04-26 10:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's impressive.

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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-24 12:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty God Damn Amazing!

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Submitted by skyler (user info) at 2008-03-23 15:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i actually drew this, thanks for ripping off my work.

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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-07 20:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by dluther31 (user info) at 2007-12-17 23:07:03 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

After this post you need to do homework - essays and term papers - and this will help you: http://essaybuzz.com/browse.php?cat=17&n=History%20Term%20Papers
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Hahahahaha...

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ubmitted by Arnold_Benedict (user info) at 2008-02-03 03:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

next time try putting in some effort

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LOL!!!

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Submitted by Arnold_Benedict (user info) at 2008-02-03 03:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

next time try putting in some effort

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Submitted by Tanatic (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Amazing...

Nuff said.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha- that's okay, this post has so many ratings it's hard to make it change at this point.

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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Gah- meant to leave that on your other post- sorry about the rating.

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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I almost put Neutral Milk Hotel on here, but I recall a list by ETS with it on there.
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I have MS Paint too, you know.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110614

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-28 19:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

there sure is a lot of fucked-up names, on this post, that i've never seen before

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-12-28 15:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha

It's actually getting to the point where the joke has worn so thin it's almost funny again.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I had a conversation with Mr. S. William Moore. He doesn't mind if I stir shit up.


Now forget I said that.

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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stop it Hadley!

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The best MSPaint that Photoshop can buy.

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Submitted by cowboybert (user info) at 2007-12-24 06:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Amazing.

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Christ almighty, you've got a groupie FTW.

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Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm still taken back by how good this is. As mentioned earlier, I've done some MS Paint art myself. Recently I've been experimenting with it, but cannot even approach this level of expertise. At one time, I had a graphics tablet for rendering buildings etc, but never really got the hang of it. You used a laser mouse. All I can say is this artwork - particularly the skyline (my favourite) is the best I've seen with either laser mouse or high-res graphics tablet. It deserves an award.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-12-18 11:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude, who said you could spam in my post?

What are you even doing here?

Go back to AOL.

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Submitted by dluther31 (user info) at 2007-12-18 02:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

After this post you need to do homework - essays and term papers - and this will help you: http://essaybuzz.com/browse.php?cat=17&n=History%20Term%20Papers

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Submitted by Infidel (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This is fucking huge, epic.

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Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Forgot to add that the first part (city skyline) is my favourite. So much attention to detail - really impressive. Just wish my own MS Paint attempts could match this.

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Submitted by idodeklair (user info) at 2007-11-20 17:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by BuSt3r (user info) at 2007-11-20 13:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

immense

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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-12 10:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

indeed

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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-11-09 23:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I still jerk off to this nightly, I swear to God.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-09 23:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is the best art Photoshop has ever produced.

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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-09 22:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

amazing.

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Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great work ! Well done

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-08 00:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

isn't it about time for you to submit a new one, you lazy little punk?!

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Submitted by BikerVet (user info) at 2007-11-07 22:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't cry, but I do feel a good fart brewing.

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Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Never got to rate this as my pc is too slow, or was,
and took too long to load completely. It is really amazing.

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Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-26 09:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

g a y

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Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2007-10-22 02:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know I'm a filthy talentless n00b and all, but this:

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:24:38 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Chop chop, Photoshop.
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is pathetic. What a fat slimy loser. Happy Birthday, FTW!

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-21 14:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Will this ever die?

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Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-21 13:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nifty

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Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-10-12 18:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i think that this post has the best rating ever. 1.65 on 1000 reviews wow. have you thought of making posters of this?

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Chop chop, Photoshop.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-29 13:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-08-29 09:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Like that shit is insane, though I struggle to believe someone could draw that in MS paint.
If I could comprehend one doing that I would +2 it.

If you really did do that in MS paint you shouldn't be on uber, you should be making shit loads of money somewhere.

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Thanks! I'm working on the shitloads of money part. Hopefully it'll happen sooner than later.

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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-08-29 09:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Like that shit is insane, though I struggle to believe someone could draw that in MS paint.
If I could comprehend one doing that I would +2 it.

If you really did do that in MS paint you shouldn't be on uber, you should be making shit loads of money somewhere.

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Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2007-08-28 13:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

god damn! i have been gone from ubersite (and the tainternet in general) for a while, so i haven't seen this before now. And, even disregarding how hard this kicks ass, i would have to +2 it because of a beautiful comment it inspired (pasted below), a comment that made me, literally, hiccup Dr Pepper out of my nose when i read it (i don't usually drink Dr Pepper, but it just recently became available in my part of Japan and i had a craving) because of how nonchalant and matter-of-fact it was written/said. i know, i know, i'm a loser for reading all the comments. honestly, i didn't read all of them. i read them all for about 15 minutes then i got super bored and began to skim them. i mean, c'mon, i wanted to read them all, but then i actually *saw* how tiny the slider bar was and the utter futility of trying to read all that hit me and it just crushed my spirit. anyway...

BTW, i believe this was done in paint, if that makes any difference. and congrats on positioning. it was wierd for me when i realized the MVMs had changed...






Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup, that's nice. But now there's man-spooge all over the screen.

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Submitted by Astral206 (user info) at 2007-08-27 21:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Promoting my first post!

This new and refreshing and I really enjoyed it!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/111273

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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-08-27 15:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN DOO DOO DEE DOO, DOO DOO DEE DEE DOO

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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-27 08:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your August 17th didn't earn you any money.

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-27 06:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

COULD TODAY BE THE DAY?

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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-25 15:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dprime is going to be a writer, be nice to him or he'll make sure you see his retorts by copying and pasting links.

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-17 21:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167#2481013

Why should I try to pretend I've seen a real pair of tits when I can just see your mom's for 50% off whenever I buy two medium pizza's at Pizza Hut? (Pick-up only.)

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-15 17:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When you passed "Watching Dragon Ball Z, playing Halo, drinking Pepsi," I thought for a second you were refering to me. It was creepy.

My friends in grade six called me Dragon Ball because my initials are D.B.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-15 00:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1000

But FACT: ULTIMATE MS PAINT WAS GOOD BACK WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

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Sounds like a fun childhood. WOO!

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ew that looks gross...all caps sucks, but I couldn't get rid of it due to my lack of ms word skills.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1000

But FACT: ULTIMATE MS PAINT WAS GOOD BACK WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

999

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:45:17 EDT (#)
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998

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:45:09 EDT (#)
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997

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:45:05 EDT (#)
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996

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

995 reviews

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

993 reviews.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

992 reviews

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

991st review

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

W000000!!!

This makes you the official owner of Ubersite right? THE REVOLUTION IS HERE.

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-06 21:36:57 BST (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd pay a few bucks to learn how to do something like this...tutorial could make you some cash, I'd imagine.

Oh and I'm predicting you'll pass bart bart by September.

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Wrong. Give it a few days. A week at most.

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I'll take August 17th.

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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd pay a few bucks to learn how to do something like this...tutorial could make you some cash, I'd imagine.

Oh and I'm predicting you'll pass bart bart by September.

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Wrong. Give it a few days. A week at most.

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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is insanely good.

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd pay a few bucks to learn how to do something like this...tutorial could make you some cash, I'd imagine.

Oh and I'm predicting you'll pass bart bart by September.

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-08-02 12:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When FTW passes Bart on MVA is that gonna be like the fallen angels going back to heaven? Will all existence cease to...exist? This and more on the next Jerry Springer.

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Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-07-29 21:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should write a tutorial titled 'Crazy-ass MS Paint Tutorial'.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-23 22:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-18 01:36:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, you just passed JARED himself on the MVA! Oh dear God! Is Bart next?
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Pretend you've seen a girl's tits in person and stop acting like it matters.















































Photoshop.

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Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-07-23 21:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You are about to pass Bart in the MVA list.

Hopefully that isnt one of the signs of the apocalypse or anything.

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-06 08:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-18 01:36:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, you just passed JARED himself on the MVA! Oh dear God! Is Bart next?

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Yes. I give it a month.

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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-06-18 18:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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ASCII ftw

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-17 20:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, you just passed JARED himself on the MVA! Oh dear God! Is Bart next?

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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-06-17 05:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Marvelous work. Hats off to you.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-16 10:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I really didn't mean anything, I was just being ridiculous.

AND WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS THAT BART DIDN'T HIT CAP WAZAA'S POST, I DID, SO THAT I WOULD HAVE THE MVM AND TAKE OVER THE WORLDS!!!!!!

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-16 09:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wazza's post had the hits frozen, so we don't know how many it actually had. What I meant was that if we assume hits and reviews are roughly proportional, his post is the most viewed ever by a factor of five.

WHAT the fuck you two meant is beyond me, honestly.

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-16 07:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-14 23:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-14 05:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know if we use number of reviews for scale... Wazza has a post that is five times this in hits.

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You know if we use number of grains of sand for scale... A desert has 5,000,000,000 times this in hits.
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No it doesn't, it has an infinite times this in hits.

Unless of course you are counting your drawings of sand environments as sand.

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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-16 06:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is still the greatest thing ever.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-14 09:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-14 05:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know if we use number of reviews for scale... Wazza has a post that is five times this in hits.

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You know if we use number of grains of sand for scale... A desert has 5,000,000,000 times this in hits.

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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-14 07:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

because the best I can do is a dog that resembles a tree

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-14 05:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know if we use number of reviews for scale... Wazza has a post that is five times this in hits.

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Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ness auto +2

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Submitted by dluther31 (user info) at 2007-05-18 07:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.essaybuzz.com

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-01 07:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i love CS so fucking hard

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Photoshopper

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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-14 18:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jeez

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-04-11 03:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay well I will get to one billion before you. Hah.

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Submitted by Agent_FUBAR (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow

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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-06 01:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

its almost to 1000 reviews

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-06 00:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-06 00:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-05 23:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the first user that to pass away (first CONFIRMED case), as outlined by Corn_Nugget.
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What?

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-06 00:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-05 23:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the first user that to pass away (first CONFIRMED case), as outlined by Corn_Nugget.
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What?

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-06 00:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nope

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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-05 23:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the first user that to pass away (first CONFIRMED case), as outlined by Corn_Nugget.

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Submitted by Plaidish (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-19 13:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One million hits in just over a year.

Damn!

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-03-17 10:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. A million hits.

That's more than all of Bart's posts combined just a few months ago.

I'm afraid of you.

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry (1000345 hits)
Category: Graphics
Labels: mspaint

Rating: 1.63 on 954 reviews (Rate this item) (V) (Label this item)
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Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-02-17 18:53:50 EST

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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-15 22:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

1 MILLION HITS!

+2!!!

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I like you better now that you don't take yourself so seriously.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-15 22:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

1 MILLION HITS!

+2!!!

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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats on a Million hits.

I just broke 10,000............total.




Christ.

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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1M hits.

Wow.

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Almost a million hits and thousand comments.



Pretty fucking cool.

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just took a screen shot of before you were at 1 million. You're almost there.

I am destined to make the hit that will send you over! 'cause we were friends before you were famous.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-09 08:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I saw the top frame on a art school graduate friend of mine myspace comments left from one of her students. didnt give credit but was marvelling that it was mspaint

TELL THE TRUTH ALREADY

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Submitted by damunzy (user info) at 2007-03-07 19:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Made me smile - not cry. :)

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Submitted by Jaurenlo (user info) at 2007-02-26 13:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice...

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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-02-25 20:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Another +2 for owning that Misanthrope guy all over the place, without even saying anything sarcastic about how he's been spending HIS time.

I need to practice Paint more, it's fun! Here's a quick drawing I did a long time ago for Maddox:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/neptina/maddoxprez2.jpg

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Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This = Amazing.... Dude, this is totally awesome. Total work of art; specially coz it's drawn in paint. I'm choosing not to believe all those people that say it's fake, because I'm not gullable =) Well done ftw, great work. ^^

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

DesolateMisanthrope:

Point taken. My main reason for doing it was because I knew it would get my website with my artwork a lot of traffic, which it did. My average painting takes me 30-50 hours to complete, and so 100 hours on an art based project didn't seem that overwhelming.

When I look at the logs for my website, I see that over 20,000 people have viewed the page with my art, and over 16,000 have viewed the page with my photography.

When you take into account that being a successful artist is the goal that you're talking about, I'm sure you can see my reasoning behind doing this.

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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 03:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

On second thought let me elaborate. You see, you spent 100 or so hours on this but what will you get in return? "Man that is nice" or," you are the best". 100 hours = 4 full days of your life spent on an arduous thing that will not reciprocate. I could relate if you do this out of sheer enjoyment, but somehow I feel that you were merely trying to make an impression on people. Your contribution will not return those 4 days of your waning life. These superficial people surely will not. I would not do ANYTHING unless I could predetermine beforehand that I will I make some kind of gain or break even. That is just me. The fact' is that you as a person should have a goal in life, and everything you say or do will either further that goal or set you back a step. Then again, you may derive good feelings from receiving acclaim. Regardless, people will soon forget your post, and move on and die. 500 years from now, your existence will be wiped from the pages of time and still your efforts will have been in vain. There are, universally two intangibles that men have tried to grab hold of (not that I am an advocate of either). Have kids and try to create the best possible conditions for them to flourish so they can in turn establish your legacy through their kids and grandkids. This is a futile effort due to the truth that the most famous men in their time have succumbed to a trivial existence (Hitler seems to be the most mentioned so what does that mean... then again it has been only 70 years and time will wear on his legacy). Also, how will any of this help a Dead man? The other thing that has occupied many a great mind is a life after this one. The hope of some kind of sustenance in a 2nd chance eternal life. Now occasionally you might get distracted from the ultimate goal (100 hours on a meaningless entity) because there is ample opportunity but to synopsize; I would hope that you could agree with me that if you do not adhere to one of those ideologies your entire life/existence is without merit.

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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I would like to express my dislike for this post in terms of numbers and symbols. -2 for this washed up rat shit.

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Submitted by Striperella (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Time well wasted. you should capitalize on this kinda shit. Aside from it being amazing for "paint" It's just awesome in its own right as a work of art.

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-14 01:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait....how did I miss this one?

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Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-02-14 00:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-14 00:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because this new mouse can scroll really fast.

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Submitted by chuckdoggydogg (user info) at 2007-02-13 23:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you have way too much time on your hands

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-09 02:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by AFmendiosus (user info) at 2007-02-09 00:24:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

You are much, much better than me.

However, I don't have the time to get good at anything. I draw between classes, and I am eventually going to be producing the contrails of noxious gas you so poignantly denounce.

I suppose if I had the time (i.e. retirement) I might get a little better, but consider the fact that I started doodling (poorly) in Calculus class in high school. I'm not exactly a professional.

I wonder, how much time did you invest in learning to draw? From what I've seen, you are undeniably talented. But still, some things ARE learned.

________________________________

I've been painting and drawing almost since I have memory of existing. The thing about it is that over the past 6 years or so, I've spent an incredibly insignificant amount of my time painting, it's just that I'm constantly taking mental notes of things, so even when I'm not painting, I'm improving. The amount of time I invested in learning how to draw is pretty much my whole life. But most of my learning is through observation, rather than actually doing it.

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Submitted by AFmendiosus (user info) at 2007-02-09 00:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are much, much better than me.

However, I don't have the time to get good at anything. I draw between classes, and I am eventually going to be producing the contrails of noxious gas you so poignantly denounce.

I suppose if I had the time (i.e. retirement) I might get a little better, but consider the fact that I started doodling (poorly) in Calculus class in high school. I'm not exactly a professional.

I wonder, how much time did you invest in learning to draw? From what I've seen, you are undeniably talented. But still, some things ARE learned.

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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's something I just got from someone who works for World of Warcraft ~ it was done by a fan who sent it to them. I thought forthewin and other artists on Uber might like it. I think it's way cool.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/PermaSwooned/Pondscum.jpg

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-29 10:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I made a better one using Photoshop.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MRR

Just for the hell of it.

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


i bet you can't wait till this little puppy hits 1m

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Submitted by Qaarkk (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-08 14:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Man....is Stabkill still not able to tell a joke when he sees it?

FTW and I have an understanding. I drag this up onto MRR every so often, and I ge tto make photoshop jokes.

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-05 11:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HTBD is still going on about this photoshop vs. mspaint thing?

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah. The ladies love a guy with enough time to dick around, claiming to not use Photoshop.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by 501LatinVerbs (user info) at 2007-01-03 15:24:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

thats sick man. though i question how much time you have on your hands...

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A lot less than I did when I made this.

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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

holy balls!!!

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Submitted by 501LatinVerbs (user info) at 2007-01-03 15:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thats sick man. though i question how much time you have on your hands...

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Submitted by nbading (user info) at 2007-01-03 09:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This sucks.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-03 09:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

CONFESS YOUR PHOTOSHOP SINS

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-02 23:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-01 04:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this seems to be the only post on the entire fucking MRR that i haven't reviewed on the first day of 2007 so...here you go...happy new year

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Submitted by aintnobarbiedoll_x (user info) at 2007-01-01 03:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the dripping water and then it turns int- You know it.
How long did it take?

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Submitted by Teilomsas (user info) at 2006-12-28 20:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-12-27 13:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've been using the same version of photoshop for so long, I have to run it from DOS.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-12-27 12:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you get the new version of photoshop yet? There's a great new filter: "MSPaint".

Makes good drawings look like mspaint renderings, complete with denial.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-12-26 01:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That +1 was by far the best thing I got this Christmas. Thanks, buddy.

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Submitted by dwype (user info) at 2006-12-26 00:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-23 03:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i didnt rate this yet?

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-12-22 22:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow

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Submitted by jdanm (user info) at 2006-12-18 03:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's impressive

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-16 15:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brother-in-spirit post:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/96894

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Join us. Get the most pointless on all of Uber on Most Heated: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34330
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-13 16:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I will find a way to beat you to having the first post with 1 000 000 hits.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-12-07 15:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It didn't take long at all.....


IN PHOTOSHOP!

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-05 07:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

long ass time?

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Submitted by HoofFoot (user info) at 2006-12-05 07:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Woah!

I've been using MS Paint since my family got computer, some of them quite good, but this makes me feel worthless! How long did it take you to make it?
I read somewhere your computer rebooted couple of times, that must have been a nightmare to do everything that was lost again.

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Submitted by _God (user info) at 2006-12-03 01:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have just now signed up, but I have been a fan of this piece of work for a long-ass time, so it gets my first vote.

This thing really does deserve to transcend above and beyond the "+2" rating cap.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-12-02 05:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jim_Lokus (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:20:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

The hits aren't because your piece of bullshit (so-called art) is worth anything other than the criticism it gets, you "ignorant" fuck, but then again, you're probably too stupid to figure that out on your own, aren't you douchebag-boy?......LOL.

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Hmm... What validity is there in your opinion? Oh wait, there isn't! How crazy is that!

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Submitted by Jim_Lokus (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The hits aren't because your piece of bullshit (so-called art) is worth anything other than the criticism it gets, you "ignorant" fuck, but then again, you're probably too stupid to figure that out on your own, aren't you douchebag-boy?......LOL.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-28 14:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

smooches

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-28 13:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha-

thanks asshole

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-28 13:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's because I tagged this "photoshop"

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-27 00:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Uh, what with all the hits? I thought this thing died.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-25 15:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jim_Lokus (user info) at 2006-11-23 17:08:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

What a fucking Charlatan.

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Main Entry: ig·no·rant
Pronunciation: 'ig-n(&-)r&nt
Function: adjective

1 a : destitute of knowledge or education <an ignorant society>; also : lacking knowledge or comprehension of the thing specified <parents ignorant of modern mathematics>

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Submitted by Jim_Lokus (user info) at 2006-11-23 17:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What a fucking Charlatan.


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char·la·tan (shärl-tn)
n.

A person fraudulently claiming knowledge and skills not possessed.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-18 10:09:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:40:17 (#)
Ranking: -1

wikipedia article was fucking annoying

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I'd have to agree.
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well +2 for that

though it's not like ratings really matter on this post at this point, right

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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-19 08:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cannibal's children soup

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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-19 07:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

cool

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-18 10:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:40:17 (#)
Ranking: -1

wikipedia article was fucking annoying

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I'd have to agree.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

wikipedia article was fucking annoying

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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is cool

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:20:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:14:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Photoshop?



hahahaha

Hadley makes me laugh
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As long as he keeps denying it, I'll keep being a jackass for no reason.

It's what I do.

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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 13:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-04 03:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, but I am sensitive. I'm the most sensitive guy I know. In fact, a stranger brushed past me on the street the other day, and it broke my arm. One time I didn't use fabric softener, and my shirt gave me thousands of tiny cuts.

Curse my sensitivity!
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I'd wipe away your tears but I'm afraid I'd tear your scleras.

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-04 05:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm going with an asian

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-04 03:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

im going with photoshop

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-04 03:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:31:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-08 01:01:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

Just come clean on this, you fucking prick. You used photoshop so that you could sell your shitty art to virgin chicks who think you're sensitive, you gas mask-wearing fuck.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHA

HE'S ONTO YOU!

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Oh, but I am sensitive. I'm the most sensitive guy I know. In fact, a stranger brushed past me on the street the other day, and it broke my arm. One time I didn't use fabric softener, and my shirt gave me thousands of tiny cuts.

Curse my sensitivity!

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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-08 01:01:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

Just come clean on this, you fucking prick. You used photoshop so that you could sell your shitty art to virgin chicks who think you're sensitive, you gas mask-wearing fuck.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHA

HE'S ONTO YOU!

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:14:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Photoshop?



hahahaha

Hadley makes me laugh

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Submitted by ShakeyBear (user info) at 2006-11-02 11:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome

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Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-02 02:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that Linda the hulking lungfish? Going after Pikachu? It better be.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Photoshop?

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Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This might be too good.

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

or no, bad link...it was

http://meatspin.com

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I saw someone already do this...

http://www.lemonparty.org

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Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Incredible until I saw this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=B5cM1YY1AGI&mode=related&search=

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-09 04:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

-2 filename

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Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2006-10-07 22:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

'nuff said.

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Submitted by porknbeans6534 (user info) at 2006-10-03 21:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-09-17 14:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by CaptainObvious (user info) at 2006-09-17 01:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, this is better than mine. Even though I didn't actually use mspaint. Way to go man, well deserving of top spots on this site and BAW.

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Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awsome job. Very Cool too! Nice Krono ;)
Fan of CS Aand LOTR aswell.
Some guy is repeat ranking -2's saying you have too much time on your hands...and yet hes wasting his time...repeat ranking this...a -2....k...
Anyway, hes an idiot, gj man. I like it.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-08 01:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-30 15:30:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

TO muhc time on your hands
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TOO few Os in your comment, jackass.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-08 01:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just come clean on this, you fucking prick. You used photoshop so that you could sell your shitty art to virgin chicks who think you're sensitive, you gas mask-wearing fuck.

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid? ,uh ?

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Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-09-04 03:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe because despite going back in time, his plans were meant to be foiled and leave the future unscathed?

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

another awesome ms paint.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92472

The only question is, If old biff went back to 1955 and gave younger biff the almanac, how was he able to return the time machine without arriving in the ravaged biff-world?

it just don't make sense.

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Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-30 15:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

TO muhc time on your hands

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Submitted by HaydenX (user info) at 2006-08-25 00:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Far out man! (Tommy Chong r00lz)

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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-22 16:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92092

logitech is the devil.

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Submitted by pinkshoes (user info) at 2006-08-19 00:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the penguin alone. That was fucking amazing.

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Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-08-19 00:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking amazing

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Submitted by saxon4eva (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know this is old but its new to me..... shit hot brov.....period.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Photoshop.

<stirs frantically>

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-15 02:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91729

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Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-15 02:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Beh. I think I've rated this before...

I can appreciate it, but I don't enjoy it.

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Submitted by compEngineer0 (user info) at 2006-08-09 08:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice, +2 for Crono and the fact that it beats my 3D cube M$ Paint drawing...

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-09 02:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2006-08-09 02:14:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://industrialevolution.bravehost.com/ftrip.htm

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Heeeey, buddy. You're supposed to put camwhores in your own post so people can review it!

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Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2006-08-09 02:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://industrialevolution.bravehost.com/ftrip.htm

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-07 03:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-07 00:45:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

for the record I really don't

________

Tell it like it is, Darko. Don't hold anything back. Say it again, but this time with FEELING.

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-07 00:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

for the record I really don't

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-07 00:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

for the record I really do like this post.

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-07 00:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If Pikachu were in a dark place like that, he'd just execute Flash. And, if your Pikachu doesn't have Flash yet, then you're just a n00b.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:10:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Liar.

________________


o rly?

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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Liar.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-04 08:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nope

still a bag of crap

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Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-04 08:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Before this MS Paint was a bag of crap. This makes it all worthwhile.

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Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

One pixel at a time over many, many hours...

You're the fucking David Blaine of MSPaint.

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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-08-02 22:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Kirbage (user info) at 2006-07-31 21:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

david the gnome?

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-21 11:17:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a +2 for drawing Lord Woo Fak Fak from the N64 game Banjo-Tooie. Ah, the memories...

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He was a pussy.

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Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-07-29 05:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

truly marvelous

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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've never actually gotten round to looking at this before today. Go figure.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-21 11:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a +2 for drawing Lord Woo Fak Fak from the N64 game Banjo-Tooie. Ah, the memories...

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-21 11:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a +2 for Counter-Strike.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-21 11:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a +2 for the sheer amount of time it took to make that.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-21 10:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That's pretty inconvenient, Darko. Having to do that would suck even if you liked the post.

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-21 09:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oddly enough I click on this post about 4 times every day. For some reason my laptop doesn't let me type in ubersite, so i need to get a link from google. The google link doesn't connect to the front page either, but your link to this works for me.

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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-07-21 09:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you forthewin

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Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

777777 hits, here we come!

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Submitted by B-17-F (user info) at 2006-07-20 01:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best MSPaint artwork I've ever seen!!

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Submitted by AceArtemis7 (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow...wowowowowowowwowowowowowowowowowowowow!
that is too awesome...

do more! :D

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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-07-11 22:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad for a girl.

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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Incredible.

I read about a quarter of the reviews, and fuck did that waste me like an hour.

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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-07-07 14:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awsome

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Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-07-07 14:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-07-06 08:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have just now FINALLY seen this for the first time.

This transcends a +2 by a long shot. Amazing in every sense of the word. Good show.

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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-28 21:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:01:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

Um... Can someone explain to me why this post just got 15000 more hits?
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The link probably got posted on some huge site.

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good on ya.

Its sophomoric and not really all that spectacular in composition or content.... But the sheer effort deserves a good solid pat on the back.

...and Gandolf?

You are such a nerd.

I give this post a +2 (+4 against caustic self important assholes)


r.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

(746121 hits)

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Um... Can someone explain to me why this post just got 15000 more hits?

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Submitted by overtoBob (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

excellent

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Submitted by bavrix (user info) at 2006-06-20 13:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-19 16:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry (729964 hits)

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wiggles: Good point. Though, what I meant, but failed to say, is that I didn't find a need to respond by trying to argue or refute what you were saying.

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-19 09:45:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wiggles: I don't find a need to respond to that

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If this isn't a response then what exactly do you call it?

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-19 09:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wiggles: I don't find a need to respond to that, since you're incapable of having a valid argument, and rely on unfounded insults and assumptions.

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-18 23:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-15 00:17:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wiggles: Are you saying you dislike this post because it gets a lot of hits? Or are you saying you dislike it because it doesn't get as many hits as Maddox? As for what you were saying about Maddox, he has been mentioned on this website all the time, and at one point had an active account here. """

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What I'm saying is that I copied that review directly off of some other post on the MVM because I knew it would cheese off some douche like you.


"Either way, I can go up to random people I've never met who are honored to meet me because of something I did. As unimportant as that is, it's still a feeling that you'll most likely never experience. """

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You mean I'm not going to be internet famous? :'''''(


"Now, you can go on about how insignificant I am, and I would agree. But, if I'm insignificant, what does that make you? """

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Not a nerdlinger who gets off on being cyberpopular.

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-18 23:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That this is on a 1.61 rating is ridiculous. That's like saying that on average, every post I make is as good as this.

Jealous cunts, the lot of you.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:11:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

I still dont see how THIS is the most viewed picture there is...

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Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I still dont see how THIS is the most viewed picture there is...

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-16 19:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I still dislike this post.

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Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2006-06-16 19:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

un-fucking-be-fucking-lieva-fucking-ble

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-15 00:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wiggles: Are you saying you dislike this post because it gets a lot of hits? Or are you saying you dislike it because it doesn't get as many hits as Maddox? As for what you were saying about Maddox, he has been mentioned on this website all the time, and at one point had an active account here.

Either way, I can go up to random people I've never met who are honored to meet me because of something I did. As unimportant as that is, it's still a feeling that you'll most likely never experience.

Now, you can go on about how insignificant I am, and I would agree. But, if I'm insignificant, what does that make you?

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-14 15:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You guys think this guy gets alot of hits you should check out http://maddox.xmission.com/. This guy named Maddox gets at least 150 hits every minute every day (over 50 million all together. This site is has over 300 articles about Maddox's opinions on everything, and as far as im concerned it is pure genius. I'm not sure if he has been mentioned yet on this board but if he has he is worth another.

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wiggles is an angry, repressed homosexual.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2DIE

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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

801st review!
801st review!
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

800th REVIEW
800th REVIEW
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-14 22:09:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Ingsoc: Yeah, I see what you mean. If someone asks my name I'll say "William Moore", but I prefer "S. William Moore II" in printed form, because so many other people are named "William Moore" that it makes me feel insignificant in Google searches.


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Maybe that's because you are indeed insignificant, you hack piece of shit.

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Submitted by atz (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

-

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-06 20:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

vagina

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-02 01:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-02 01:37:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck this post
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LOL

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-02 01:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck this post

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Submitted by The_T_Man (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by pastacheese (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty awesome

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88623

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Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2006-05-27 13:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-05-26 22:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was the awesomeness.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-24 05:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

die

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

will

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

said

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

opyuyppppppppppppppppppp

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hyhjl

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

uhj

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-14 22:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ingsoc: Yeah, I see what you mean. If someone asks my name I'll say "William Moore", but I prefer "S. William Moore II" in printed form, because so many other people are named "William Moore" that it makes me feel insignificant in Google searches.

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-05-14 18:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, maybe it's not so much pretentiousness as needless extravagance in nomenclature. Had you a name like a regular Midwestern person instead of a feudal lord it wouldn't seem quite as odd.

That shit may have worked for C. Thomas Howell, but don't let him give you any bright ideas. Seen you not The Outsiders? That kid's nothing but trouble!

Researchers are working feverishly to plot precisely the economic point where a Junior becomes a The Second.

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-14 00:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're 3/4's of the way there kid

you should hit the magic # around the end of the year

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:10:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't get over this guy's MVA name.

I salute you, S.Q.J.M. Formal On The Internet VIII, and all that you undertake!

Sincerely,
R. Smedley Worthington IX
PRETENTIOUSVILLE, INTERNET

______________________________________________


How does having my actual name on the MVA list qualify as pretentious? Because that's how I sign my paintings? And it's like I'm signing Ubersite? Oh... Heh heh...

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't get over this guy's MVA name.

I salute you, S.Q.J.M. Formal On The Internet VIII, and all that you undertake!

Sincerely,
R. Smedley Worthington IX
PRETENTIOUSVILLE, INTERNET

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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/87821

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Submitted by desipalen (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Woah!!! Congradulations! That must have taken forever!!

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You guys okay?

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry (700051 hits)

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Woo.

Now that it's passed 700K, I can legitimately -2 this.

-2diE!!

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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this is a travesty

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

700K hits. Jesus Fucking Christ.

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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-05 10:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-02 05:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

die

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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-04-28 03:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Please mail me alcohol wipes

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Blogwars.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.helpwinthisbet.com

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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-25 15:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is a great site, I think everybody will like it, definitely worth it. Check it out: http://www.robotz.firez.org/

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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:10:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-19 19:27:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:15:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

I was so the first to review this.

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And soon it'll have twice as many reviews as *any* other uber post...
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[None] The Neverending Thread (Rating: 1.2 on 2543 reviews, last by MOssiah 2 years ago)
Submitted by Anthony Rizzo <rizzo.at.efmovie.com> [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2003-06-30 23:39:57

[None] Word Association Bitch! (Rating: 0.4 on 1257 reviews, last by williamson 9 days ago)
Submitted by MickGinny [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2003-09-24 10:28:27

[None] The Nazis may have been on to something (Rating: -0.81 on 1149 reviews, last by Bubba2341 211 days ago)
Submitted by John Wilkes Booth [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2003-07-14 20:35:17

[News] This Man Saved Your Life (Rating: -0.24 on 794 reviews, last by EchoBoxing 6 hours ago)
Submitted by Cyst Master [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2004-07-05 00:34:30

[Graphics] The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry (Rating: 1.65 on 759 reviews, last by Chillax 12 hours ago)
Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2006-02-17 03:53:50



Not even close.

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Dammit, I meant hits.

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

re 16 y/olds (Rating: 0.49 on 4533 reviews, last by stevie_says 7 hours ago)
Submitted by Wazza hill <wazza_hj.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-07 05:53:20

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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Also note that #1 there has 2500 reviews and was capped 2 years ago.

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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-19 19:27:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:15:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

I was so the first to review this.

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And soon it'll have twice as many reviews as *any* other uber post...
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[None] The Neverending Thread (Rating: 1.2 on 2543 reviews, last by MOssiah 2 years ago)
Submitted by Anthony Rizzo <rizzo.at.efmovie.com> [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2003-06-30 23:39:57

[None] Word Association Bitch! (Rating: 0.4 on 1257 reviews, last by williamson 9 days ago)
Submitted by MickGinny [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2003-09-24 10:28:27

[None] The Nazis may have been on to something (Rating: -0.81 on 1149 reviews, last by Bubba2341 211 days ago)
Submitted by John Wilkes Booth [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2003-07-14 20:35:17

[News] This Man Saved Your Life (Rating: -0.24 on 794 reviews, last by EchoBoxing 6 hours ago)
Submitted by Cyst Master [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2004-07-05 00:34:30

[Graphics] The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry (Rating: 1.65 on 759 reviews, last by Chillax 12 hours ago)
Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2006-02-17 03:53:50



Not even close.

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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-19 19:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:15:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

I was so the first to review this.

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And soon it'll have twice as many reviews as *any* other uber post...

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

TimTheBard: You're most likely having a problem because you're saving it under the wrong kind of BMP.

Under the "Save as type" scroll down menu, make sure you select "24-bit Bitmap". You're probably saving it as a "16 color Bitmap" or a "256 color Bitmap".

One time as I was working on this, I accidentally saved it as a lower color BMP, and it ruined a lot of work I had done.

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Submitted by TimTheBard (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is it that whenever I save something in MSPaint, it comes back all blurred when I reload it? I'm saving in BMP format, so I have no idea what could be wrong.

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just wandered out of my cave to make sure this was still here

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-16 10:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA@FTW

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Troy: That happens a lot. It just means that my drawing is too good for your computer.

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Submitted by Troy (user info) at 2006-04-16 03:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I tried to copy and paste this and my computer crashed.

-2 for 2 minutes in time spent trying to restart!

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Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2006-04-15 06:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet Jesus...

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was so the first to review this.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-11 10:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Now that this is MVM, we have any and all right to spam this, -2 this, try to get it on heated, etc generally treat this post with disrespect.

WOOOOOOOOOooo-2die

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-11 03:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the truth I can handle.

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Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-04-10 22:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-08 10:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i've seen this at least 40 times, and i've never cried.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-08 10:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Electro: Uh yeah, if I wanted it to look like crap.

rad1101: Don't like the truth?

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-08 07:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 00:53:59 (#)
Ranking: -1

I disliked this

___________________________

Well, that's pretty inconvenient, considering that you're going to have to see this post every time you're on Ubersite until the end of time.



====================


stfu n00b

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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-04-08 06:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why the hell is this jpg about 3MB?
I know it can be MUCH smaller than this!

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Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gib is turning in his "grave".


Auto +2 for:

CS Dust 2
Kirby? Was that Kirby?
And.... the glass of water turning into a waterfall.


Seriously... Gib is shamed.

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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-05 14:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

forthewin, i'm not sure if you realise that onecheapgeek is actually that little bitch hadtobedone.
byebye

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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The only thing I can honestly say I don't like about this is that each component seems way too spaced out. You could have fit everything way closer together and the drawing would have seemed so much better.

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

740!!!

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wham bam negative rating

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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why would anyone be talking to you greening. I was of course quoting tom cruise for no reason, as there is no reason needed for quoting tom cruise, as I often do on a soft summer's morn, should the mood strike me perchance.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

darko: I don't blame you for feeling that way, but really... Ubersite is whatever people make it.

If you're looking for something that better reflects what's on the mind of most Uberers, just look for one of the many parodies with emus and rabbits.

If you're looking for something with more humor, just read most of my other posts.

Either way, the old #1 MVM has been there so long before this, I don't think anything would look right in its place.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 19:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Me?

I'm making an observation, not ripping this at all.

At the pace this post is going the past 4 weeks, this could pass 1million in about 5 months. It'd take another few months to pass Bart, because he'll get another 10000-20000 hits from now until then.

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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're a real jerk you know that?

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill going, huh?

At this pace, I honestly think that this one post will have more hits overall than Bart in about 6 months if it doesn't slow down.

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

and pardon him if he gets a little testy after the 200th guy tells him (after the posts made the mvm, mind you) that it sucks.
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In my defense, I didn't have the opportunity to give him a - rating prior to it making the mvm. And me saying I disliked this by no means says it sucks. This just doesn't feel uber to me.

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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Logitech.

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Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-04-02 06:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you should make another one, but include Dubai.

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-02 04:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:12:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 00:53:59 (#)
Ranking: -1

I disliked this

___________________________

Well, that's pretty inconvenient, considering that you're going to have to see this post every time you're on Ubersite until the end of time.

...........................

"I just want to get my art out there." And be a smug little shit because you pimped this link out to every popular site on the web. But believe the hype.

_____________________________________

haha, i'm sure he plastered this thing all over the net. who cares. he beat the system.

besides, it's obvious that the guy had a website and he wanted to sell his art. if anything this was a business move using far-reaching, inexpensive advertizing. I mean, out of all the uberers, i bet he has made the most off of this site. you got to respect that, and pardon him if he gets a little testy after the 200th guy tells him (after the posts made the mvm, mind you) that it sucks.

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:55:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 00:53:59 (#)
Ranking: -1

I disliked this

___________________________

Well, that's pretty inconvenient, considering that you're going to have to see this post every time you're on Ubersite until the end of time.

Unless Darko makes 10 posts that are so awesome they take over the MVA.
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Or unless I keep rating ten existing posts enough time so people keep clicking on them and they take over the MVM.

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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 00:53:59 (#)
Ranking: -1

I disliked this

___________________________

Well, that's pretty inconvenient, considering that you're going to have to see this post every time you're on Ubersite until the end of time.




"I just want to get my art out there." And be a smug little shit because you pimped this link out to every popular site on the web. But believe the hype.

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 00:53:59 (#)
Ranking: -1

I disliked this

___________________________

Well, that's pretty inconvenient, considering that you're going to have to see this post every time you're on Ubersite until the end of time.

Unless Darko makes 10 posts that are so awesome they take over the MVA.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 00:53:59 (#)
Ranking: -1

I disliked this

___________________________

Well, that's pretty inconvenient, considering that you're going to have to see this post every time you're on Ubersite until the end of time.

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 00:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I disliked this

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-30 00:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2006-03-29 15:52:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

I leave Ubersite for a few years and look what you assholes do to the place. First I lose my MVA spot, then Bart deducts 100k hits from my total, then I see Gibberish II here getting more hits than seems reasonable...You're all worthless. I'm leaving for another year.

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You can't blame us for losing your MVA slot if you keep going away. See you in a year.

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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2006-03-29 15:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I leave Ubersite for a few years and look what you assholes do to the place. First I lose my MVA spot, then Bart deducts 100k hits from my total, then I see Gibberish II here getting more hits than seems reasonable...You're all worthless. I'm leaving for another year.

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Submitted by GuitarBizarre (user info) at 2006-03-26 09:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OH. EMM. EFF. GEE.

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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bow down before me, your new lord and ruler, and serenade me with a beautiful flowing chorus of insults and -2's.



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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bow down before me, your new lord and ruler, and serenade me with a beautiful flowing chorus of insults and -2's.



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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bow down before me, your new lord and ruler, and serenade me with a beautiful flowing chorus of insults and -2's.



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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bow down before me, your new lord and ruler, and serenade me with a beautiful flowing chorus of insults and -2's.



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Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF? It's STILL GOING.

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Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes. Very good.

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Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now that is what I call talent.

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Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, this is impressive. I wonder if anyone else has seen it...

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-20 04:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Retire now. Go out on top. Create yourself a slew of alters, and use them to do your bidding.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-20 02:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Or not.

5000 hits since then...

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-19 00:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

IT IS FINALLY SLOWING DOWN.

THANK YOU GOD.

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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?

I saw this when it had like 5 reviews and now its fucking MWM?

Fuck man, I guess you did it. Good job.

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

600K hits.
.
.
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600K hits.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-16 04:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:47:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

BubbaEarl: I guess won't post the thing I was writing about my lethal brain cloud.

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I don't know what is sadder. That he referenced Joe vs. The Volcano, or that I know what movie that's from?


It's probably me. I suck at life.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-16 04:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:23:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

What is the record for most reviews on one post? We tried to push Harry Carry way up, but Bart put the brakes on that one.

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www.ubersite.com/m/44213


You're not going to catch it either. There's no sense in trying. Harry Carey is nothing compared to this masterpiece.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

BubbaEarl: I guess won't post the thing I was writing about my lethal brain cloud.

DanielH: Is there something wrong with that?

FATMANTPK: I have no clue, but I think I saw one in the thousands once.

HadToBeDone: lyk omg !!1 how did u no?!

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

LIEK OMG YOU TOTLALALLALLLY PSHOPPEDEDEDED IT!!!!

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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

One thing, dude, don't even think about announcing that you have a fatal illness.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What is the record for most reviews on one post? We tried to push Harry Carry way up, but Bart put the brakes on that one.

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Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It appears a patchwork of separate works forced into a contrived flow. The number of hits is far more interesting than the picture(s). Good work, regardless.

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

701st review.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

700th review.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

699

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

698

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

697

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-14 08:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:19:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

can't believe you kicked the
cum article off the most hit
post.
=-=-=-=-=---=-=-=
"the cum article"

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-14 02:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Slowing down yet?

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Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

can't believe you kicked the
cum article off the most hit
post.

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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

why is this getting so many hits?

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

#6 MVA, and very very close to Jonukah. another 100k after that to reach Razor and MickGinny though.

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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-03-08 22:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:56:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop posting this lame-ass piece of crap.
once was enough.

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Why don't you try making a 'lame-ass piece of crap' sometime soon?

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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-08 21:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HOLY



SHIT


THIS



IS




INSANE




533,000 HITS?



THATS LIKE THE ENTIRE AREA OF WASHINGTON DC CLICKING YOUR POST ONCE.





INSANITY

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Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/85053

Gaze upon my tribute and weeeeep

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Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop posting this lame-ass piece of crap.
once was enough.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:51:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

22253.384615384615384615384615385 hits per post as of 12:51 PM EST.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:00:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Who will reach 1,000,000 hits first: Bart or Forthewin?


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Bart

I am lucky to have 222 hits per post. Then again, I am not very creative

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

22253.384615384615384615384615385 hits per post as of 12:51 PM EST.

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who will reach 1,000,000 hits first: Bart or Forthewin?

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Submitted by IchBinEinBerliner (user info) at 2006-03-08 03:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think that it's all a load of shit and you should check out my graphical manipulations:

www.ubersite.com/u/bargled

Soup's on.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lucid: That is so very true...

Zoidberg: Nah, I just asked for art skills, and they covered MS Paint, too. And, I don't know about you, but I respect people that are willing to work for minimum wage.

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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This falls into the "Really cool but why?" category.

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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow.

So when the Almighty was handing out talent, you asked for MSPaint skills?

That should work out *really* well for you in the future.

Don't fuck up my burger when I'm at your drive-thru window.

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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

beautiful just beautiful

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hello,

I am writing this because I hope to be sandwiched between the millions of reviews on here and just offer you all a breather to go get a cup of coffee, or take a pee, or, or.....have a stretch and just enjoy UBER for a moment sans screen.







There...



Now back to the show.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:27:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

If that's true, then ho-lee-fuck.

Good thing I see BartBart tomorrow, since he's probably on a plane or on the ground in Vegas right now... """


I WAS THERE WHEN HE TOLD BART.

Bart's response was 'why would you even care?'.

Jay drivvled on for a bit but bart was drinking his brandy.

Poor Jay.

:-(
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And old Jay says Uber isn't his life.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

then you are not an alter only cool people can be alters.

like me and the big fat headed greek whom goes by method and why.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:27:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

If that's true, then ho-lee-fuck.

Good thing I see BartBart tomorrow, since he's probably on a plane or on the ground in Vegas right now... """


I WAS THERE WHEN HE TOLD BART.

Bart's response was 'why would you even care?'.

Jay drivvled on for a bit but bart was drinking his brandy.

Poor Jay.

:-(

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HAHAHAHA..Dare I say Jay got PWNED?

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:52:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Good god, the first 500K post. This post could possibly push forthewin to the top of MVA. Is it even possible to overthrow King Bartbart? Would that destroy the time-space continuum? Would that negate all of reality?

Nah. But it'd be pretty cool as far as Uber-happenings go.
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Hits are gonna get capped at one short of BartBart's total. Watch. That would be glorious.

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hadley is not an alter. He's just saying that to fuck with you people.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm honored the accusation finally came out, but I am not Method's alter. You'll never suspect the right person. I've always been too low profile.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:56:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess you missed the part where I'm a shit-stirring alter, you fucking Nancy.




Are you actually still crying about this?


hadley=method.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HadToBeDone: No, I saw that. I was just saying. If I was crying it would've looked like this:

<cry>

HADTOBEDONE WAS WRONG, WHY DID HE TELL BART?! OMG. WHAT IF BART TAKES IT OFF NOW?!?!

</cry>

By the way... You're very good at what you do.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess you missed the part where I'm a shit-stirring alter, you fucking Nancy.




Are you actually still crying about this?

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

apollo88: I guess Jay didn't see where I proved HadToBeDone's theory completely false.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

If that's true, then ho-lee-fuck.

Good thing I see BartBart tomorrow, since he's probably on a plane or on the ground in Vegas right now... """


I WAS THERE WHEN HE TOLD BART.

Bart's response was 'why would you even care?'.

Jay drivvled on for a bit but bart was drinking his brandy.

Poor Jay.

:-(

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Review 667 - curses.

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good god, the first 500K post. This post could possibly push forthewin to the top of MVA. Is it even possible to overthrow King Bartbart? Would that destroy the time-space continuum? Would that negate all of reality?

Nah. But it'd be pretty cool as far as Uber-happenings go.
.
.
.
Okay, seriously, lighten up. The caffeine from my morning coffee hasn't sunk in. Work's not that exciting at 8:51 AM.

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-06 04:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm about to make a huge mess, but I dont mind, so deal with it.


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-06 02:45:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

"If you want to get into it, internet notoriety is probably the lowest form of celebrity there is"

Wrong, it has more potential than any other means of communication in the World.

+++More potential means nothing. Tucker Max is my hero, and even now as a NYT bestselling author, all he really has is internet notoriety. The only people who know who he is are the people like me who spend way too much time on the internet. The same goes for those political blogging clowns who make it onto MSNBC or The Colbert Report. Only a very small percentage of people will know who you are until somebody else makes you bigger.+++

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"Based on what else of SWM's stuff I've read, I believe he fucking agrees with me"

You have 1 18yr old that agrees with you.
I'll let you think about that aspect of your weak reply for a moment, or longer if need be.

+++Try to follow your own train of thought (I know, it's hard, but just try): You thought I was talking shit to SWM, which i was not, and you defended him. I'm telling you he agrees with me, which, by his own admission, he does, and now you're telling me what he thinks is worthless. Does your head hurt yet? Are the veins in your temples bulging out? They should be.+++
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"Mister Wildman, will never accomplish anything of importance in your entire life"

That's not even worth a response for reasons obviously beyond your limited comprehension.

+++I used the super decoder ring I got in my box of Cracker Jack this morning to find the hidden meaning: "You're right and I can only prove that with a legitimate response, so I'll try to be condescending and hope that throws you off."+++
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"I am issuing you a challenge: tell me everything you have ever done that was important to you or that you are proud of. What have been your accomplishments? Why are you imporant?"

Right, I'm stupid enough to answer these questions to a complete stranger on the Internet

*If you ever grow up and develop the ability to properly bait someone to answer a question
you get back to me, OK? (*This, is what's known as: The Takeaway)

Suffice it to say I'm very comfortable in what I've already accomplished and that I plan to do more.

+++Thanks for playing. You lose at life. Successful baiting begets defensive statements like yours. I dont have to assume you've never done anything important; you just told me.+++
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Now, run along child, you're interfering with my entertainment and relaxation period.

+++When you can't prove an argument wrong, you attack the person presenting it. This is basic. And you're right, I am a child by some standards, but by all standards I'm bigger and better than you can ever hope to be. Don't even respond, man, you're just embarrassing yourself.+++






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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-06 02:01:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

People who consider 100 hours to be a waste of time, consider this...

If everybody who has viewed this so far only spent a single minute on this page then this picture has cost collectively a total of about 348 days; nearly an entire year... 24/7.

Now, let's exclude sleeping and eating and commuting and all times a person can not be at a computer. Let's say there is only 14 hours left in the day. That's 598 days awake. Now let's say that 50% of hits were at work... that's 299 workdays wasted viewing this picture.

There are about 240 workdays a year (5 days x 48 weeks). Let's say that the average Income is $25000. That means that this picture has cost the world economy over $31145 and that's if everybody only spent a single minute here.



+++But even beyond economics, an artist spending 100 hours creating art is never a waste of time. That's like saying a football player wastes 6 hours every day practicing and training for football, or a writer wasting 2 or 3 hours every day writing. Maybe if he spent 100 hours on this and it was complete shit, then it would be a waste, but it doesnt matter because this straight up kicks ass. It was time well spent, I think.+++

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-05 22:46:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

"Based on what else of SWM's stuff I've read, I believe he fucking agrees with me."

True. I mean, it's awesome what happened with this and everything. More than anything else, I'm glad to have gotten the hits to my actual website from it, because I put a lot of work into my website. But, in a month, no one is really going to care. I don't feel any better about myself because of this.

I just don't like being accused of being a liar, which I'm not. I don't care if it's about this post, or something else.

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+++I'm not saying you shouldn't be proud of this, because you should be. You should be proud that you created the most popular post of all 85,000 or so ever on this site. You should even be proud that people are trying to rip your creation apart, because that's proof of its greatness. Nobody would give a shit if it wasn't worth a shit. This was good stuff man, and you should be proud of it and the attention it's gotten, both positive and negative.

But it's like Varsity Blues, when Mox overthrows the coach, and he tells the team that football is what we do, not who we are. I just really admire that attitude. Maybe it's just me. I need to go to bed.

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Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-03-06 03:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

williamson, your logic is flawed. you assume that every minute spent at work is dedicated with 100% efficiency towards work...and as anyone who has seen Office Space knows...that is certainly not the case. If people at work had not spent that one minute looking at this picture, they certainly would have spent it looking at something else.

and who is to say that a minute spent reading something like this didn't actually give one enough respite such that it increased their efficiency once they resumed their work a minute later long enough to compensate for that lost minute?

and this is not to mention the fact that there are several periods during the work hours of many occupations in which there is simply no work to be done...one is waiting for work to accumulate...this is not taking into account lunch breaks.

therefore, i think the total cost of this picture on the global economy is $0.00.

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-06 02:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"If you want to get into it, internet notoriety is probably the lowest form of celebrity there is"

Wrong, it has more potential than any other means of communication in the World.
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"Based on what else of SWM's stuff I've read, I believe he fucking agrees with me"

You have 1 18yr old that agrees with you.
I'll let you think about that aspect of your weak reply for a moment, or longer if need be.
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"Mister Wildman, will never accomplish anything of importance in your entire life"

That's not even worth a response for reasons obviously beyond your limited comprehension.
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"I am issuing you a challenge: tell me everything you have ever done that was important to you or that you are proud of. What have been your accomplishments? Why are you imporant?"

Right, I'm stupid enough to answer these questions to a complete stranger on the Internet

*If you ever grow up and develop the ability to properly bait someone to answer a question
you get back to me, OK? (*This, is what's known as: The Takeaway)

Suffice it to say I'm very comfortable in what I've already accomplished and that I plan to do more.
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Now, run along child, you're interfering with my entertainment and relaxation period.

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-06 02:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

People who consider 100 hours to be a waste of time, consider this...

If everybody who has viewed this so far only spent a single minute on this page then this picture has cost collectively a total of about 348 days; nearly an entire year... 24/7.

Now, let's exclude sleeping and eating and commuting and all times a person can not be at a computer. Let's say there is only 14 hours left in the day. That's 598 days awake. Now let's say that 50% of hits were at work... that's 299 workdays wasted viewing this picture.

There are about 240 workdays a year (5 days x 48 weeks). Let's say that the average Income is $25000. That means that this picture has cost the world economy over $31145 and that's if everybody only spent a single minute here.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-05 22:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Based on what else of SWM's stuff I've read, I believe he fucking agrees with me."

True. I mean, it's awesome what happened with this and everything. More than anything else, I'm glad to have gotten the hits to my actual website from it, because I put a lot of work into my website. But, in a month, no one is really going to care. I don't feel any better about myself because of this.

I just don't like being accused of being a liar, which I'm not. I don't care if it's about this post, or something else.

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-05 21:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-05 05:37:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-05 04:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

It's like you won a fucking Emmy. YOU STILL HAVEN'T THANKED GOD.
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When was the last time a million people saw anything YOU did, in YOUR entire miserable life?

Yeah, I said a million, because that's how many people are going to see this, at least.

Have you ever heard the words: courteous, mannerly, affable, civil?
Yeah, I didn't think so.

btw...Perfect user name there, Ass!

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No, I have NEVER heard ANY of those words in my ENTIRE life.

If you want to get into it, internet notoriety is probably the lowest form of celebrity there is. If you really believe that by becoming the most viewed author on a relatively obscure website will be the pinnacle of this kid's life, you are a retard. Based on what else of SWM's stuff I've read, I believe he fucking agrees with me.

Conversely, the fact that you care enough to find an implicit meaning in a wholly meaningless jab shows that you really do have nothing to look forward to and that you, Mister Wildman, will never accomplish anything of importance in your entire life.

I am issuing you a challenge: tell me everything you have ever done that was important to you or that you are proud of. What have been your accomplishments? Why are you imporant? Or are you just another piece of shit pissant who hates his life and hangs around on a website all day waiting for somebody to justify his existence?

Test results will show that it sucks to be you.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-05 19:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-05 10:51:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-05 02:52:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Watch the bleeting sheep pile on....

Fucking idiots.
__________________________________________________
Sheep don't 'bleet'. They 'bleat'.

Hadley, do you have any talent in ANY area other than
running down your betters?
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I seem to be quite the accomplished shit-stirrer, wouldn't you say?

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-05 18:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

498842 hits
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So close!!

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Submitted by monkey_fish (user info) at 2006-03-05 17:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i like it.
+1 for pikachu death.

i cant believe i still remember how to spell pikachu.

+1 for bringing back memories.

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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-05 15:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

3756 hits away from getting 500,000
3656,
Take one down pass it around
3755 hit away form getting 500,000

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-05 11:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Half a Mill. By the way forthewin....after all is said and done it did make them cry didn't it?

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-05 10:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-05 02:52:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Watch the bleeting sheep pile on....

Fucking idiots.
__________________________________________________
Sheep don't 'bleet'. They 'bleat'.

Hadley, do you have any talent in ANY area other than
running down your betters?

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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-05 10:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-05 02:52:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Watch the bleeting sheep pile on....

Fucking idiots.
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Anyone else see the irony here?

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-05 10:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't give a screaming rat's ass what medium was used to do this.

Hadley et al: Do anything even CLOSE to this. Pick your program, you
talentless motherfuckers, and STFU !!!

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-05 10:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AsshOly: Yeah, it kind of does. I always do that, though... Like I am right now.

HadToBeDone: Did you do that thing I said to? I was curious as to what you would think.

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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-05 09:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about Wildman
User id: 25212
Registered on or around: 2006-02-12 14:11:07
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 123
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00



This guy's telling people how it is? He's like mystiamoon, but with a smaller penis.

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-05 05:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-05 04:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

It's like you won a fucking Emmy. YOU STILL HAVEN'T THANKED GOD.
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When was the last time a million people saw anything YOU did, in YOUR entire miserable life?

Yeah, I said a million, because that's how many people are going to see this, at least.

Have you ever heard the words: courteous, mannerly, affable, civil?
Yeah, I didn't think so.

btw...Perfect user name there, Ass!

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-05 04:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-04 01:15:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

OneCheapGeek: I wanted to save it in a different program (Photoshop in this case) because if I hadn't, the distortion from saving it in MS Paint would have caused a misrepresentation of the drawing... And considering the amount of time it required to make sure every pixel was in the right place, I had no choice. And because I didn't use any tools to edit it, and all I did was convert the file to a format that would accurately represent what I had created in MS Paint, that means that my claim that it was "drawn completely in MS Paint" still holds true.

Anyway... You said there were clear signs of Photoshop manipulation... Can you tell me where in the image you see anything that would have required a Photoshop tool? I'm not getting on your case about this, I just can't figure out what part of the image looks like Photoshop was used, and I thought maybe you could help me to better understand this. After the amount of time I spent drawing it, often pixel at a time, I probably see it in a different way than others.



Tom: I'm glad to see that someone that's been around awhile enjoyed this. I agree with you, lying about something can make the content more amusing. After reading some of my previous posts, you may guess that I don't really wear a gas mask all the time, and I'm not really obsessed with washing dishes with a cat.

The thing is, in this case, I'm defending myself because nothing I said regarding this drawing was untrue. If it were, I would have say, "haha- you finally cought me. Looks like I tricked 450,000 people!" Then people would say, "Man, forthewin, you are one sneaky bastard!" among other things.

But, I won't say that, because if my intent was to trick people, I would have fessed up after someone called me on it. I'm not going to lose any sleep over it, I just wanted to correct people if they came to the wrong conclusion. I thought my proof page was sufficient, but I guess not.



Shlongy: Yessa massa!


Spooner: Thanks for making that clear. It was very helpful, because all my examples are 20 MBs. Also, I love your AHTT posts. I've been meaning to go back over them and rate them appropriately for awhile now.


electrictoothsyndrome: Thank you for taking your time to say all that. I appreciate it.

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It's like you won a fucking Emmy. YOU STILL HAVEN'T THANKED GOD.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-05 04:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck it.

I'm sorry.

Have a +2, that takes it back to the 0 I originally gave this. All the back and forth about saving it in Photoshop or not, bah....who gives a shit. This was still really good, and showed a lot of skill whether or not it was to my tastes or not.


You have a lot of talent, for that you deserve any recognition that you get here or anywhere else.

My apologies.

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-05 03:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ARE YOU CALLING ME A BLEETING SHEEP, HADLEY?

BECAUSE I MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!

YOU KNOW, ME BEING A GREEK SHEEPFUCKER AND ALL

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-05 02:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Watch the bleeting sheep pile on....

Fucking idiots.

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-05 01:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-05 01:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

joedaddy: Got it!

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-03-05 00:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


dammit forthewin, fix that page!

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-04 22:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ripple: Hey, I remember making that comment! I was totally joking around, because I thought it might be somewhat humorous to make such a hypocritical statement, when I myself don't have a job.

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Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-03-04 21:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i like that the bottom's a truck. i keep looking at this because it is insane that you did it all. and you told me on one of my posts that i contributed nothing to society...

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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-04 16:52:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:15:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

Everyone's got posting secrets. Mine for example. I embellished all the numbers on "Exploiting peer-to-peer networking: I've lost all faith in humanity." Why? It was fuckin funnier that way. I've lied numerous times about it, but who cares? It was just a minor, shall I say, addition, and if anyone gives a shit.

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For once, the other Tom and I are in 100% agreement.

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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-03-04 14:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

really done in ms-paint

no lies here

HABEEB IS TRUTHFUL

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84244

GO ILLINI WOO

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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-04 13:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am retarded, every time Ive pronouced your name FTW in my head I did it forth win... Not sure what that has to do with the post I just wanted to give you another +2.

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-04 13:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THE REAL TRUTH EXPOSED HERE - http://www.ubersite.com/m/84852

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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-03-04 13:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, seeing as there's now a link on the Uberboard saying this is a fraud, I thought I'd put in my two cents.

As the #4 MSPaint dabbler on this site (behind FTW, Gibberish, and PFF), I will say that saving a file in MSPaint, especially of this size, in jpeg will most certainly decrease the quality. Whomever said it wouldn't is a numbskull. I used Jasc Photo-whatever (the program that came pre-installed on my Dell) to save my MSPaints for just that reason. Any large solid areas of color tended to get very pixelated, and any greens or yellows ended up getting a little bit grayer/lighter. So saving in Photoshop, a program known for its amazing picture quality, would definitely be preferrable.

I think considering the fact that PFF is gone (or a shitty alter), Gib is dead/gone, and FTW is the guy in question, I have the most MSPaint experience in this field here. And from my judgment, I say this is the real deal. So any conspiracy theorists can go suck a big one.

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-04 13:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does this have so many hits? It's cool and everything but I'm a bit baffled.

Just ignore everyone that says it isn't done in Paint. What a bunch of losers- it's a stupid thing to argue on the Interweb about.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-04 13:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Here, let me post this again, just so no one misses it.

Follow these instructions:

Open a new file in MS Paint

Save it as a BMP image

Open the BMP image in Photoshop 6.0

Save the image as a 12 quality JPG.

Open the image in Notepad

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I believe that completely nullifies HadToBeDone's argument. Are we done with this yet?

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-04 12:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Still-Life: Actually, I can't explain the FX filters because I don't know that much about Photoshop. But I will prove to you that it has nothing to do with my using Photoshop to edit the drawing, as HadToBeDone claims.

Follow these instructions:

Open a new file in MS Paint

Save it as a BMP image

Open the BMP image in Photoshop 6.0

Save the image as a 12 quality JPG.

Open the image in Notepad

Note that when you follow the same steps I used, even with a blank image, you'll see the same writing that appears in my drawing. There you go, Still-Life. I justified them.

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Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2006-03-04 12:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:51:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:42:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:36:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Its still really cool to look at, especially after smoking a blunt. Appreciate it for that. Hadley is a little bitch/whiner/complainer. Who the fuck cares what program it was made with?

Seriously.

I'm in NYC right now (I live in Florida), and I logged in just to agree with digdug.
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Well, I care for one. Its much easier to fake something like this in photoshop. Hell, its much easier to do this PERIOD in photoshop. There are plenty of filters and tools that could be used to aid the artist.

The whole point of an MS-Paint is to USE MS-PAINT... Not photoshop... because paint is harder to use than photoshop to make such a rad drawing.

Its the equivalent of someone daying they won the The Indy 500 with a Geo Metro rather than a F-1 race car.

Generally when you try to brag about the greatness of your zomg mspaint masterpiece, you'd want to DRAW IT IN MSPAINT rather than being full of shit and lying.

If you can't justify the layers and the fx filters then you should just shut it FORTHEWIN, I don't really care whats going on- you usually post pretty cool shit- but if you've been found out you might as well admit it.

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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-04 12:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Almost up to 500,000 Jesus

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-04 10:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

zakalwe: People keep talking about that, but do you really think it would happen? I mean, it's twice as many hits as this, and this is winding down. Besides, I wouldn't want to be higher than Bart, that would just be wrong.

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Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-03-04 08:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no matter what programs were used, it still is a shit ton better than anything else any of these bed wetters could do.

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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-04 05:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Alright, since this is turning into a linwhore forum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80214

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-04 05:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bart will ban you before you overtake him on the MVA. or you'll get capped.

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-04 02:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't remember if I reviewed this. It's cool.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-04 01:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OneCheapGeek: I wanted to save it in a different program (Photoshop in this case) because if I hadn't, the distortion from saving it in MS Paint would have caused a misrepresentation of the drawing... And considering the amount of time it required to make sure every pixel was in the right place, I had no choice. And because I didn't use any tools to edit it, and all I did was convert the file to a format that would accurately represent what I had created in MS Paint, that means that my claim that it was "drawn completely in MS Paint" still holds true.

Anyway... You said there were clear signs of Photoshop manipulation... Can you tell me where in the image you see anything that would have required a Photoshop tool? I'm not getting on your case about this, I just can't figure out what part of the image looks like Photoshop was used, and I thought maybe you could help me to better understand this. After the amount of time I spent drawing it, often pixel at a time, I probably see it in a different way than others.



Tom: I'm glad to see that someone that's been around awhile enjoyed this. I agree with you, lying about something can make the content more amusing. After reading some of my previous posts, you may guess that I don't really wear a gas mask all the time, and I'm not really obsessed with washing dishes with a cat.

The thing is, in this case, I'm defending myself because nothing I said regarding this drawing was untrue. If it were, I would have say, "haha- you finally cought me. Looks like I tricked 450,000 people!" Then people would say, "Man, forthewin, you are one sneaky bastard!" among other things.

But, I won't say that, because if my intent was to trick people, I would have fessed up after someone called me on it. I'm not going to lose any sleep over it, I just wanted to correct people if they came to the wrong conclusion. I thought my proof page was sufficient, but I guess not.



Shlongy: Yessa massa!


Spooner: Thanks for making that clear. It was very helpful, because all my examples are 20 MBs. Also, I love your AHTT posts. I've been meaning to go back over them and rate them appropriately for awhile now.


electrictoothsyndrome: Thank you for taking your time to say all that. I appreciate it.

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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-03-04 01:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just because FTW is #9 on the MVA and this post is #1 on the MVM doesn't mean he deserves someone like HadToBeDone spending the entire Friday trying to figure out a way to get FTW a few -2s. Not only has he succeeded in something that other people have never been so successful with but he has certainly broken the record for least posts a user has ever had that made it to the MVA.

People have been saying that he's an attention starved emo kid that needs a life just because this link has been posted on too many websites to count. FTW only submitted this link to a couple of websites but other people that found this project really interesting submitted it to other websites or put it on their own.

Who cares if maybe he made a few little touches with Photoshop? He made this entire picture with MS Paint but even for people that still think he used Photoshop, doesn't he still deserve a +2 for more effort than any other uber user has ever put forth?

You certainly are here for the win.

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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.swmoore.com/paintproof.html

Proof read, anyone?

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-03 20:47:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

Two facts:

1) Hadley is a goddman loser
2) jgreening is a goddamn loser, only to make matters worse, he's a fucking tattle tale
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Yes Folks, We Have......a Winner!

No more calls,
and thanks for playing.

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hadley is a fat blockheaded mongoloid who hasn't seen vagina since his birth, and most likely never will. Do you really care about the opinion of a person who has singlehandledly supported the phone sex industry through that whole crazy "internet porn" craze?

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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You guys are all attacking the motivations he said something, but he is right. Those are clear signs of photoshop manipulation, which is all he said. Yes, it was saved as a JPEG in Photosop, we get that. No one is disputing that. What it does mean, though, is that it was not entirely done in MSPaint.

That said, this is a fucking awesome piece. I don't think anyone is saying that it isn't. But it isn't the "purely" MSPaint creation it was branded. When you say that you have to take the good with the bad. From an art standpoint, it's like starting a watercolor, and finishing it with a little bit of paint for vibrant color. You can't still claim it as a pure watercolor.



But Hadley is still a little bitch for starting this.

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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey there, FTW. Tom here, former best-poster-ever here on ubersite. If I would actually post, I'd still be the best poster ever. Now I'm just the best poster that's so far existed. No one trumps me. Eat it, bitches.

I'm not here for an egotrip though. Okay, yes I am. (I'm the best, I'm the best, hah hah hah). Okay, but really, that's enough of that. My ego shall plateau.

The only advice I can really give you is, "Walk it off, pussy." Seriously. Everyone's got posting secrets. Mine for example. I embellished all the numbers on "Exploiting peer-to-peer networking: I've lost all faith in humanity." Why? It was fuckin funnier that way. I've lied numerous times about it, but who cares? It was just a minor, shall I say, addition, and if anyone gives a shit, I've some advice: fuck off. I've no regrets saying this.

You're probably wondering "What does this have to do with me?" Can it, pussy. I'm getting to that, like, right now. See, you may or may not have used adobe whateverthefuck to make this cooler, but who cares? I lied to make my most viewed message funnier, and guess what? It's still pretty goddamn funny without it, and this post is still pretty goddamn cool. Who gives a shit what Detective Jackass down there thinks. It doesn't matter. Fact is, this is a really cool post, and it had to have taken a little talent either way. But who cares? You did it, it rocks, the fact is, people don't do you any favors by rating your work and giving you their opinions or grade-a detective work, you do people here a favor by posting it. You're the entertainer here, not them, so fuck em. This is your post, you can do and say whatever the hell you want.

That is all.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-03 21:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-03 20:47:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

Two facts:

1) Hadley is a goddman loser
2) jgreening is a goddamn loser, only to make matters worse, he's a fucking tattle tale and a fatass.

Ignore the two retards. But NEVER ignore Shlongy.

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I will obey Shlongy. I will obey, and stay bizar.

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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-03-03 20:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:36:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hadley is a little bitch/whiner/complainer. Who the fuck cares what program it was made with?

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-03 20:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Two facts:

1) Hadley is a goddman loser
2) jgreening is a goddamn loser, only to make matters worse, he's a fucking tattle tale and a fatass.

Ignore the two retards. But NEVER ignore Shlongy.

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-03 20:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way, I love this comment:


"Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:09:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for helping waste my Friday afternoon, boys. I'm off for a long weekend of life in the outside world."




I think the minute you dedicate any amount of time to proving a picture on the internet wasn't really drawn in MSPaint, you lose all rights to make the above statement.

It comes off as "I TAKE THIS WEBSITE AND POST SO SERIOUSLY I SPENT TIME PROVING THAT IT IS FAKE AND THEN ARGUING MY POINT, MOST LIKELY BECAUSE I'M JEALOUS, BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS I HAVE A LIFE AND YOU DON'T STFU"

Or am I wrong in thinking this? Hadley's taking this way too seriously to be able to snap back witha ny kind of "at least I have a life" sort of line.

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-03 20:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Spooner, you REDREW THE PICTURES between the two."


It doesn't matter that I redrew it. If I put it in MSPaint and save it in Jpeg, it'll look crap. Here, I'll walk you through it.


I open this image in MSPaint. This is my template for all my AHTT comics. This is the image I use to every new comic I make. It saved as a .PNG because, for whatever reason, it causes the least amount of destruction.

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/8/hadtobecompressed34je.png

Now, I take that image and I save it as a .jpeg. I don't redraw it, I don't do anything. I just open up "save as" and save it as a jpeg file.

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/7517/hadtobecompressed9bv.jpg

Open up the two pictures in seperate windows. Switch between them. The .png is perfectly preserved, but on the jepg, there are glaringly obvious artifacts on Tom the turkey. On Jeremy the Turkey, the artifacts are less obvious but there if you look close enough. If you really care enough, zoom in on him and they'll become more clear.

So as you can see, saving my file as a .jpeg caused artifacts. My turkeys weren't quite as crisp and looked a lot uglier. It had nothign to do with redrawing. It had to do with me saving the file as a jpeg.

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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-03 19:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:26:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

If that's true, then ho-lee-fuck.

Good thing I see BartBart tomorrow, since he's probably on a plane or on the ground in Vegas right now...

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Why? Are you going to tattle like a 6 year old that heard someone on the playground say a naughty word?

Does it say anywhere in the (unwritten)Uber rules that a misrepresentation (if it is one) cannot make the MVM?

What about the fiction pieces that are on MVM? Do they count?

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Bart wouldn't take this off the MVM if it's being misrepresented as an MS-Paint drawing. Jgreening is a fucking retard who just wanted everybody to know that he's going to Ubercon and seeing Bart.

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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-21 00:20:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh man, I was hoping the Uberfighting in this post would stay at a minimum.
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dream on

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:31:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

The funny thing is that after HadToBeDone got done with this post, Habeeb's "real ultimate ms paint" is going to have a higher rating than this any time now.

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It's called 'immaturity'. Get used to it.

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shake the haters, FTW. This artwork is brilliant.

You're being harped on for reasons of jealousy and the human desire to see others fail. This desire is well documented, and right now, you're feeling the brunt of it. It comes from a need we all feel for our bit of attention. This goes way back to the most primal parts of ourselves as people - back to a time when we had to vie with our brothers and sisters to suckle at the mother's tit. If one of the siblings is TOO good at getting his meal, the rest will conspire to take him out. It's our way of not letting the bigger one 'blow the curve', so to speak.

Think about that. All of you. Right now, you feel the need to attack like sharks because you think it is necessary to maintain the status quo and not rock the boat.

Think of it in these terms... You cannot deny that if someone from ubersite became famous...by that I mean, moviestar/rockstar famous, and was world renowned, few of us here wouldn't feel the deep desire to cut that person down. "I didn't think he was all that."

You KNOW you would.

That is what is happening now. It's a fear that someone might be breaking out of the mold and it wasn't you.

It's really too bad, too. FTW deserves all the accolades he gets for this post.





Now on to the technical....


Conversion to jpeg in MSPaint is not even NEARLY as flexible as the one in Photoshop.

If I ever did an MSPaint this size, I'd undoubtedly do my conversion in Photoshop. It shows you the quality and the size before you even convert, for one thing, which is a whole heck of a lot easier.

Looking at your explanation page, epecially the section dealing with the layers of Gandalf's face, I have zero doubt this could have been created in Paint. That is to say, I have more reason to believe you than to disbelieve you.

You are an artist who obviously knows a thing or two about the gradients of light and dark and how to use colors to create depth. I've gone over your paintings on your site and, while the style is different, undoubtedly a result of different mediums and moods, I see you know your stuff.


I have a close friend who used to draw the most incredible things after long nights staying up high on Nyquil and pot. He would bury his head in something and obsess over it.

People who discount this based on the file information are jumping to conclusions, and are missing the more fundamental question: Is this possible with MSPaint?

There are plenty of other places on the web where artists have done incredible things in MSPaint. The nature of the program is really no different than oil painting in theory. It's just that anyone who's ever tried to do anything in Paint knows how tedious and time-consuming it can be.

I have no doubt that a talented artist of forthewin's calibre (as judged from his other work), who knows the program of MSPaint inside and out, could do this.

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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think HadToBeDone is just jealous.

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:42:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:36:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Its still really cool to look at, especially after smoking a blunt. Appreciate it for that. Hadley is a little bitch/whiner/complainer. Who the fuck cares what program it was made with?




Seriously.






I'm in NYC right now (I live in Florida), and I logged in just to agree with digdug.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Awww, heck...linkwhore

www.trailerparkdream.com

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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUN WITH REAL E-MAIL!! LINK: http://www.ubersite.com/m/57235

Yea, that's right.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The funny thing is that after HadToBeDone got done with this post, Habeeb's "real ultimate ms paint" is going to have a higher rating than this any time now.

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just one thing: you shouldn't have said "Made Entirely in MS Paint." That's just an invitation for Hadtobedone to challenge it.


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well, it was.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

If that's true, then ho-lee-fuck.

Good thing I see BartBart tomorrow, since he's probably on a plane or on the ground in Vegas right now...

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Why? Are you going to tattle like a 6 year old that heard someone on the playground say a naughty word?

Does it say anywhere in the (unwritten)Uber rules that a misrepresentation (if it is one) cannot make the MVM?

What about the fiction pieces that are on MVM? Do they count?

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Alexor and forthewin, I know more about graphic compression and file formats than you ever will. You can mock the numbers I used, but it doesn't change 2 facts. 1) Filters were applied in Photoshop. 2) Layers were used in photoshop. You can't dispute that because it's in the file.

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apparently, you don't excell in "graphic compression and file formats", though i'm sure you do know more than i.

"1) Filters were applied in Photoshop. 2) Layers were used in photoshop. You can't dispute that because it's in the file."

where do you get this? filters? layers being more than one? copying an image, pasting it, and saving it. those are layers? ah. no point in arguing. you know what they say, ignorance is bliss.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll revise my rating. This took skill whether it was made in Photoshop or not.

Just one thing: you shouldn't have said "Made Entirely in MS Paint." That's just an invitation for Hadtobedone to challenge it.

That is all.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HadToBeDone: For someone who considers himself intelligent, you don't seem to grasp the definition of a "fact".

Either way, I offered to show you the original files before I converted them, but you claim that 47 different stages in the evolution of the drawing, all in BMP format, aren't good enough.

Obviously, you have no intention of changing your mind.

Enjoy your weekend.

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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:09:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for helping waste my Friday afternoon, boys. I'm off for a long weekend of life in the outside world

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liar

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for helping waste my Friday afternoon, boys. I'm off for a long weekend of life in the outside world.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Spooner, you REDREW THE PICTURES between the two. Do an apples to apples comparison. Redrawing means it ISN'T THE SAME. I thought you were supposed to be intelligent. If you use the same compression algorithm to compress the same file and they are almost identical in size, the difference tcan actually be attributed to the fact that Adobe sticks extra embedded tags in the file. Making the image nearly identical.


Alexor and forthewin, I know more about graphic compression and file formats than you ever will. You can mock the numbers I used, but it doesn't change 2 facts. 1) Filters were applied in Photoshop. 2) Layers were used in photoshop. You can't dispute that because it's in the file.

The simple fact is, you don't use JPEGs for decent results. For your purposes of posting here, an 8 is the same as a 12 because the shitty monitors most people use degrade the image more than the labeled quality.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HadToBeDone: Nice numbers there. Either way, they proved that there is a difference. That proves I'm right. As for you still claiming otherwise...

Also, note what Spooner said. Obviously, he knows from experience. You can see proof of that by just looking at his posts.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A 12 JPEG is, at most, 33% better than an 8. That, however, is tempered by the fact that it is a narrow drawing with 0 photo-quality edges (where JPEG compression of 12 is most useful). As a result, the net result is, at best, 10% and on a computer monitor and not photo printed, that difference is negligible.


Keep floundering.

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'd like to see how much better this would've look had it actually been done in photoshop.

oh well.

here comes the "ALTER!"

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, and for the record, it's awesome REGARDLESS the program used.

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hadley, i'm not tlaking about image size. I'm tlaking about Look at the first comic. The image quality sucks. I saved it in MSPaint as a jpeg. Look at the second image. The image quality is good. I saved it as a .bmp in MSPaint and then as a .gif in ImageReady.



Conclusion: Unless you do something I don't know how to do, saving as a jpeg in MSPaint fucks up your quality. So save a .bmp in paint and then a .gif or something in another program.

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is humorous.

i watched the mspaint develope over the weeks, continuously dissing forthewin for taking the time to make this piece of work in mspaint. (we sleep under the same roof)

about a week after he posted this, i heard about the fraudulent claims started by those eager to diss his artwork.

"so, why didn't you convert it in ACD Classic?" i asked him

this isn't word for word, but he replied with,

"i didn't think about it. i figured my 'proof page' would be enough. apparently not."

rawr. this is funny. soon as someone becomes successful, there are always people there to bring their work down.

sweet uberboard,

"#1 MVA IS A FRAUD!!!!! http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167#1865564"

oh well. i can't wait to see the responses when proof does roll along that this was done in mspaint.

maybe tonight?

hadtobedone, i'm sure you feel good about yourself now. i know i would.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The reason for that is probably because I saved mine as 12 quality in Photoshop. Anything under the very highest possible quality wasn't perfect, and I wanted it to look perfect.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry"

Yeah, who cares if it was partially drawn/layered/filtered with Photoshop? Idiots...




For Spooner and forthewin, I just took a bitmap and saved it as a JPEG at quality of 8 in Photoshop (High quality) and saved a copy of the same bitmap in MSPaint. Grand difference? .2K

Now, I'm sure someone will say "Nearly identical same size != the same quality." Which, by definition, is bullshit since it is the same compression algorithm. Oh, and single-layer bitmaps saved as JPEGs don't have FX tags and Layer identifiers in Photoshop 6, CS or CS2.

What does that mean? You not only filtered, you used layers. Come clean.

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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:42:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:36:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Its still really cool to look at, especially after smoking a blunt. Appreciate it for that. Hadley is a little bitch/whiner/complainer. Who the fuck cares what program it was made with?

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Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Its still really cool to look at, especially after smoking a blunt. Appreciate it for that. Hadley is a little bitch/whiner/complainer. Who the fuck cares what program it was made with?

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

in MS Paint*

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"That, and the fact that MSPaint does not significantly degrade JPEGs."



I present to you, "The Secret lives of Turkeys," drawn entirely in MSPaint and saved as a JPeg in MSPaint...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/69641


I present to you, "Awkward hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Greek Philosopher Chrysippus Dies After Seeing a Donkey Eating Figs," saves as a .bmp in MSPaint and then uploaded to ImageReady (Photoshop Lite, basically) and saved as a .gif. yes, I redrew tha charcters between then and now, but that's irrellevant...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83798



THE DIFFERENCE IN QUALITY IS BARELY NOTICABLE AT ALLLLLLLLLL.


I'm not convinced.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:31:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:26:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

If you look at the definition, Ryu, JPEG's only get lossy and smudgy over multiple saves. If he weren't "dead" I would put a month's pay on the fact that ol' Gib saved that file many times, as evidenced by parts being "clearer" than others.

For one save on a non-photo, MSPaint is nearly lossless.

__________________________________________________________

Since I know from firsthand experience, I have complete confidence in saying that you don't know what you're talking about. Converting a BMP image to MS Paint does not work well.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:26:08 EST (#)
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If you look at the definition, Ryu, JPEG's only get lossy and smudgy over multiple saves. If he weren't "dead" I would put a month's pay on the fact that ol' Gib saved that file many times, as evidenced by parts being "clearer" than others.

For one save on a non-photo, MSPaint is nearly lossless.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:22:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:12:30 (#)
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No, I read it. You said you saved it in Photoshop. You neglected to mention the two FX filters.

That, and the fact that MSPaint does not significantly degrade JPEGs. Except when working with PHOTOS. bitmapped images are sufficiently lo-res that there is no effect.



Should have use the gimp.

________________________________


Now, see... I find it funny you say that, because I tried converting it to a JPG in MS Paint, and after I saw how bad it looked, I did it in Photoshop.

As for the FX filters, I couldn't explain them, because I didn't even know I would have to deal with this until someone on a forum pointed out that it said Photoshop in the image. I do have a feeling that if I saved the bmp image in photoshop again, it would say the same thing every time.

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:19:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:51:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:48:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

You're a regular detective, HadToBeDone. Why don't you read the page I wrote for people that doubt that I really did this, before posting your so called evidence. Here you go, I'll even link you, so you don't have to find it yourself. http://swmoore.com/asdfghjkl.html

By following that link, you'll see that I had to open the original image in Photoshop to convert it to JPG format. If you convert an image from BMP to JPG in MS Paint, the quality turns out horrible. Because of that, I had no choice but to save it in a seperate program.


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If you save the blank page as a jpg first, and then draw in paint on it, the quality remains the same.
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I disagree. MSPaint jpeg's turn a little rough when saved. Photoshop jpg's maintain the integrity of the pic much better.

Case in point: Look at the now-#10 on MVM, gibberish's "Unholy MSPaint." That was saved as a jpeg in MSPaint and looks it, especially if you have an anal eye (weird term, i know) for that sort of thing. It amounts to a sort of "smudge" effect throughout.

Thus, forthewin's decision to save in photoshop is justified. Why I'm hanging off his nuts, I don't know.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:17:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

You pulled the wool over 450,000 people's eyes young man. Don't backpedal now. It's all good. I'll give you till tonight to copy it into paint. In fact, I'll do it for you. Just tell me where to upload it.

__________________________________________


Well, I have 47 bmp images of the drawing in different stages of its progress. Maybe I can get on a computer with high speed internet and upload all of them, but that probably still wouldn't make you believe me, because you seem like an angry person.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No, I read it. You said you saved it in Photoshop. You neglected to mention the two FX filters.

That, and the fact that MSPaint does not significantly degrade JPEGs. Except when working with PHOTOS. bitmapped images are sufficiently lo-res that there is no effect.



Should have use the gimp.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

_Aries_: Just kind of frustrating. I saw someone say the same thing on a forum over a week ago, and I thought I had already addressed the issue on the page on my website. I'm not going to do all that work on something and then allow people to make me out as a liar.

HadToBeDone, among other people, are so eager to make me look bad that they will jump to conclusions without proper research on the subject, especially after I had a link on the post itself, to a page on my website explaining things. He didn't even take the time to read the information I provided. Either that, or he read it and then discarded it so that he could make the accusations anyway.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:05:55 EST (#)
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You pulled the wool over 450,000 people's eyes young man. Don't backpedal now. It's all good. I'll give you till tonight to copy it into paint. In fact, I'll do it for you. Just tell me where to upload it.

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Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

CUT HE'S FUCKIN HEAD OFF!

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Also... If you would like, I will post the original BMP image on my website, as proof that it was, in fact, drawn completely in MS Paint. I won't be able to upload the image until tonight, though. I'm running on dial-up, so the 20 mb file will take all night to upload.

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Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Relax, forthewin - this little revelation will only add fuel to the hits fire.

At this rate you'll be Supreme Overlord of The Internet by next Wednesday. I only ask that my humble life is spared in the bloody coup of your ascendance to the golden throne.

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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:59:10 EST (#)
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and anybody that enjoyed this painting should check out my body of work.


http://www.ubersite.com/u/retrospect

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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:58:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:56:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

And the FX tags as a result of filters?


I guess those are carry-overs from Paint. I've known about this from the start.

';';';

you're SO cool.



























sarcasm

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And the FX tags as a result of filters?


I guess those are carry-overs from Paint. I've known about this from the start.

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Submitted by hactar (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

book 'em, Dano

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Looks like many of you have been waiting for an excuse to trash this since it got on MVM. It's interesting that you would resort to believing a flawed piece of information that I've thoroughly explained the reason for.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Once again... I'd like to ask people to please see http://swmoore.com/asdfghjkl.html and http://swmoore.com/paintproof.html before passing incorrect judgement.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:48:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

You're a regular detective, HadToBeDone. Why don't you read the page I wrote for people that doubt that I really did this, before posting your so called evidence. Here you go, I'll even link you, so you don't have to find it yourself. http://swmoore.com/asdfghjkl.html

By following that link, you'll see that I had to open the original image in Photoshop to convert it to JPG format. If you convert an image from BMP to JPG in MS Paint, the quality turns out horrible. Because of that, I had no choice but to save it in a seperate program.


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If you save the blank page as a jpg first, and then draw in paint on it, the quality remains the same.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hadley always knows his computey shit.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You're a regular detective, HadToBeDone. Why don't you read the page I wrote for people that doubt that I really did this, before posting your so called evidence. Here you go, I'll even link you, so you don't have to find it yourself. http://swmoore.com/asdfghjkl.html

By following that link, you'll see that I had to open the original image in Photoshop to convert it to JPG format. If you convert an image from BMP to JPG in MS Paint, the quality turns out horrible. Because of that, I had no choice but to save it in a seperate program.

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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:27:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a giant fuckin crybaby homo shithead. Who waited until now to post the evidence.

Save picture. Open in Notepad or Wordpad or other favorite text editor.

Post results (with binary garbage removed).

ÿØÿà JFIF ÿí ôPhotoshop 3.0
Resolution
FX Global Lighting Angle FX Global Altitude
Print Flags
Copyright Flag Japanese PrintFlags
Color Halftone Settings Color Transfer Settings
Guides
URL overrides Slices ICC Untagged Flag Layer ID Generator Base
New Windows Thumbnail

Adobe



And further down:
Version compatibility info A d o b e P h o t o s h o p 6 . 0
JPEG Quality
Adobe




Nice MSPaint job, Spanky.


======================

Verified

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It means this was done in Photoshop. Which makes it significantly easier. Indeed, anyone who can paste heads onto bodies could have done this.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If I might be so bold....

Hadley opens Wordpad.......FORTHEWIN!

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:44:03 EST (#)
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Sorry Hadley, I'm a computer numbskull, please forgive my ignorance. Does what you've just reviewed with mean that the claim that this was done in MSPaint only is a lie?

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Look at it for yourself Greening. Do what the directions say.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If that's true, then ho-lee-fuck.

Good thing I see BartBart tomorrow, since he's probably on a plane or on the ground in Vegas right now...

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a giant fuckin crybaby homo shithead. Who waited until now to post the evidence.

Save picture. Open in Notepad or Wordpad or other favorite text editor.

Post results (with binary garbage removed).

ÿØÿà JFIF ÿí ôPhotoshop 3.0
Resolution
FX Global Lighting Angle FX Global Altitude
Print Flags
Copyright Flag Japanese PrintFlags
Color Halftone Settings Color Transfer Settings
Guides
URL overrides Slices ICC Untagged Flag Layer ID Generator Base
New Windows Thumbnail

Adobe



And further down:
Version compatibility info A d o b e P h o t o s h o p 6 . 0
JPEG Quality
Adobe




Nice MSPaint job, Spanky.

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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUN WITH REAL E-MAIL!! LINK: http://www.ubersite.com/m/57235

Yea, that's right.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

FunnyAsCancer: hmm, cash sounds good to me. The reason I did that was to just make it clear that it was a normal mouse I used.

HighVoltage900: Sorry about that... As I said awhile ago, Ubersite looks kind of weird without that post on the #1 spot.

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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-03-03 13:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You should contact Logitec with a link to this post and see if they'll give you some cash or something for blatantly whoring out their product in such a fine way.

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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-03 13:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NOOOOOOOO!


NOOOOOOOOO!

I HATE YOU FORTHEWIN! I HATE YOU!

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!

HOW WILL I KNOW IF I AM CUMMING TOO SOON NOW?!?!

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-03 13:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

#1 on MVM, leading to a #9 MVA spot. Un-fucking-believable.

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Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2006-03-03 13:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry (454191 hits)

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I make that #1

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-03 12:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How the FUCK can a post made less than a MONTH ago take the #2 spot?

It cannot...no, WILL not, be allowed!

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-03 12:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ignore hadley, he's the biggest fuckin crybaby homo shithead this site has ever seen

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Today is the day you get on top! Congratz and shit.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 02:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Gonna become #1 what, tomorrow?

Maybe Saturday at the latest?

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-03 00:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bart (1)
Registered: 1999-11-30 02:06:04 Hits: 970539 Messages: 125 Reviews: 5386 Reviewed: 5559 Avg Rating: 0.96

JMG114 (794)
Registered: 2003-04-03 11:41:01 Hits: 904154 Messages: 390 Reviews: 5261 Reviewed: 14289 Avg Rating: 1.51

MickGinny (1060)
Registered: 2003-05-07 16:48:39 Hits: 720132 Messages: 629 Reviews: 9101 Reviewed: 18502 Avg Rating: 0.99

Razor (111)
Registered: 2002-06-20 11:45:11 Hits: 714465 Messages: 386 Reviews: 7719 Reviewed: 20055 Avg Rating: 0.94

jonukah (3305)
Registered: 2003-10-26 23:04:59 Hits: 608141 Messages: 75 Reviews: 1042 Reviewed: 2710 Avg Rating: 1.33

Tom (1129)
Registered: 2003-05-18 01:51:21 Hits: 586462 Messages: 378 Reviews: 5948 Reviewed: 9246 Avg Rating: 1.03

loki (749)
Registered: 2003-03-27 15:54:49 Hits: 555710 Messages: 737 Reviews: 18923 Reviewed: 24099 Avg Rating: 1.31

Sideburns (4105)
Registered: 2003-12-06 08:05:03 Hits: 521127 Messages: 189 Reviews: 4773 Reviewed: 9752 Avg Rating: 1.58

UberMadness (6690)
Registered: 2004-03-11 04:02:01 Hits: 496784 Messages: 436 Reviews: 0 Reviewed: 32767 Avg Rating: 0.32

forthewin (20852)
Registered: 2005-07-27 14:39:43 Hits: 484562 Messages: 25 Reviews: 1021 Reviewed: 1606 Avg Rating: 1.63



Unfuckingreal. You've cracked the top 10 with 25 posts.

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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-03 00:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

use this:

http://www.blender.org/cms/Websites.7.0.html

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-02 23:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HadToBeDone: Clearly you can see the futility of commenting my own post for the first time in days with the intent of getting hits, considering the incredibly insignificant amount of hits ubersite generates towards a post in comparison to the hits it's receiving from elsewhere.

As you can tell by the comment I made, I was curious if anyone knew where the sudden jump in hits came from.

As for spamming the link to collegehumor.com... Why would anyone even think of submitting a link to a website that has already posted it? I'm still wondering why they would post it twice. They must have multiple people that work on the website, which might cause them to lose track of previous content.

If you still want to believe that I'm lying, and I did do what you're accusing me of, you're more than welcome. You must have already developed a negative opinion of me, and that's your business. A lot of people seem to have labeled me a liar and dishonest person in their mind, due to the impact this post is having.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-02 22:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Not really. You keep bringing this back up so it's on MRR and sheep like me will give you more hits, thus validating your life. You are acting very much like an attention-starved child.



I remember children were meant to be raped, not seen or heard.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-02 22:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HadToBeDone: That was a joke, right?

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-02 22:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Because you keep submitting it again and again you whore. I'm glad this is going to make your existence worthwhile, you pathetic wretch.




And I thought Greening was bad....

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-02 22:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WOW! ...

collegehumor.com just posted this in the hotlinks today. And, they posted it in the hotlinks last month under "this is insane". Why would they link to it two times??

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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-03-02 21:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This has been hotlinked on collegehumor.com.

This will gain at least 250K more hits by Saturday.

Cancerdomus has spoken!

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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-02 21:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it's traveled south, from <RU>, into the "stans" now...my friend

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Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The sky doesn't jump colors like that at dusk, asshole, it's supposed to fade gradually. But other than that this was pretty good I guess.

SURELY I JEST! However, I just wanted to say that all this time I thought your name was "forthewinD," like you were some kind of spiritual Indian or something. But now I know the truth, you're just another Vince Lombardi fan.

Disregard the above.

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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84244

I DID IT BETTER

GIMME 400000 FREAKIN HITS
TACOS FOR EVERYONE

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ingsoc: Works for me. I never want to do something this long again, much less with MS Paint.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

scourge: I won't argue that. Same thing could happen with any post if people liked it enough. the "best ms paint evah" got to a couple high hit websites (including ebaumsworld), but it didn't spread like this one did. My website has around 250 new links to it every day, and the total hits on my website aren't even half the amount as on here.

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes yes, very nice, but perhaps it's time to put this low rent Hieronymus Bosch nonsense to an end once and for all?

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-02 18:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If I dislike it I would have rated it accordingly.

Talentwise, it's fucking fantastic, nobody could deny your skill in MSPaint. I just don't particularly care for the content of the piece.



The only thing I truly dislike about this post is how it has been wholesale whored across the internet to put it at the top of the most viewed list.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-02 18:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

scourge: I can respect your right to dislike it, that's fine with me. But I sure am getting tired of hearing criticism about how it's just "a bunch of pop culture references".

I guess everyone that says that is referring to the video game characters and Gandalf, right?

Here's the thing... I spent a lot of time back in the day playing games like EarthBound, Megaman, Chrono Trigger, and whatever else I put in there. If I was doing it so people would like it, I would have put characters from games like Halo, Grand Theft Auto, and Need For Speed.

As for Gandalf, that was because I wanted to do a portrait of someone, and Gandalf is an awesome looking guy to do a portrait of.

The content of the drawing is what it is, because it's either things I like, or things that are significant to me in some way or another.

Okay, I'm done.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-02 18:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't care for the way this post has gotten to where it is on the most viewed list. Through a million fucking links scattered around the web.

This guy has some pretty damn good MSPAINT skills, so do a lot of other people. A lot of other people who have posted here, and their shit wasn't fawned over like this. This was just a jumble of pop culture images and some random crap.

For the number of reviews you would expect a much lower rating than it has.

0 = worth reading, (or looking at in this case) but just barely

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Submitted by Sheba (user info) at 2006-03-02 16:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You got at least 13407 views from compfused.com Wow!

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Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

One word.

Outtafuckingcontrol.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SullyThePirate: Yeah, I've been checking Google every so often. I still can't seem to find out where they're coming from, I don't see anywhere new right now. And yeah, it's been getting 3-5,000 an hour since this morning.

Chroniclysm: I was expecting the same thing, but I haven't seen many noob posts lately.

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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It appears to have active links to it in over 700 places across the Internet. Everything we know about hits is about to change.

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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This just got about 3000 hits in the past half hour.

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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Search for this title on google. It's linked to a shitload of sites you probably never knew about.

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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-02 14:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

With all these hits, I'm pretty surprised I haven't seen a bunch of:

Title: hi
User name: Fr0ZenTeArZ.at.aol.com

Message: hey guyz this is my first post i like your site i saw Uber user 'forthewin's' picture and that's how I found the site ill talk to you soon i have to go listen to some <insert shitty emo band>.

byebye

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-02 14:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

maiorano84: Thanks, I was just reading the link. After reading about other computer graphics people have done, it looks like he's a pretty shady character. That's why I made sure to include my name and website address in the image itself, so if someone posted it on their website, I would still get credit.

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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-03-02 14:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Oh, and forthewin -

The point of that last review was to warn you. If Ebaum puts this picture up on his site, you better make damn sure he links back to this post.

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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-03-02 14:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-03-02 13:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

hmm, maybe your on ebaumsworld.com

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This was originally posted on http://www.entensity.net

Entensity is pretty much the leading site where people submit the best of everything on the internet. Somethingawful.com and Collegehumor.com are also the intellectual giants that allow people to see things that are made out of awesome. Rotten.com also has a few famous pictures, but most of which only end up on joke posts and Rotten.com itself due to how fucking gross they really are.

Ebaumsworld is at the bottom of the ladder where Eric Bauman steals everything he comes across by placing his shitty little watermark on all of his stolen material, and will even go so far as to photoshop another website's domain out of the original picture so that he will retain his regular audience of middle school dipshits and retards. I'm willing to make the guess that 95% of everything on Ebaumsworld is stolen. Fuck Eric Bauman.

For more information and a fun little flash video, see http://ebaumsworldsucks.org

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Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-03-02 13:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hmm, maybe your on ebaumsworld.com

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-02 13:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

RonArtestPunch: Yeah, I know, but that was awhile ago... It was also on entensity.net, i-am-bored.com, and some other ones... But it would have to have been recently linked to a website bigger than all of those, because even when I had it on all of those at once, it still never got more than 3,000 hits an hour, now it's getting almost 5,000.

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Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-03-02 13:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're on collegehumor.com

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-02 11:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WOW! This just got 5,000 hits in the past hour, WHERE IS THIS LINKED FROM??

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it just me, or did this just get a huge boost in hits last night? I thought it would slow down more than it has by now.

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Submitted by gloop (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-01 17:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well the day's just not complete without seeing some guy get cornholed by a kangaroo while wearing a cream pie on his head

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-28 22:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:32:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

GET BILL GATES IN HERE!

Am I the only one who got that reference?



And this DOES seem to be slowing down a bit, finally.

Right?

I'm too bored to keep track.

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Jay... you have to wait more than one review to ask if you're the ONLY one who got the reference. It wasn't being ignored. That being said... given the collective maturity level around here, myself included, I doubt that you were the only one who caught that.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck the haters, congrats

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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i feel this is a bit overrated. its great, but some of the people early on are like "omg this is the best thing to ever hit ubersite" and theyre actually serious. its excellent, and probably the best in its genre, but there are way better things than this on uber. waaaaay better.

congrats on internet ubiquity.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

GET BILL GATES IN HERE!

Am I the only one who got that reference?



And this DOES seem to be slowing down a bit, finally.

Right?

I'm too bored to keep track.

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Submitted by Aitsu (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-02-27 19:08:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

a_reader...aj is a founding member of Asshole-o-rama™

even if your computer has; 'detect-a-Dick' software, your search will come up empty
when you enter his name


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Even with "Detect-a-Dick 2006?"


*types angrily*


FUCKING WINDOWS 98!!!!

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-28 03:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep, it's Sydney Harbour.

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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-27 19:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Get off Daddy's nuts, kids. He's trying to take a nap.

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-02-27 19:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

a_reader...aj is a founding member of Asshole-o-rama™

even if your computer has; 'detect-a-Dick' software, your search will come up empty
when you enter his name

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-27 18:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-27 02:30:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

Ratings mean dick on Ubersite these days. No offense, but your rating probably would've been on the .8-1.2 level back in the days of the 2-3000s. 1.08 is pretty generous even from where I stand.

Advice is always free, so here's some more: don't put any stock in anything on Ubersite that has any correlation with numbers. Someone could've just as easily gone through and dropped -2s on all your posts and it would still hold as much weight as what that 1.63 does now. Which is 0.


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Coming from the man who bitches at everyone who lowers his rating.


Hmmm...

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Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2006-02-27 16:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ho-lee-hell.

Congrats on getting the attention you deserve, for this and for your other artwork on your website. You do awesome stuff, man. I just wish I had some spare money to buy some with. :p

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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-27 16:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no wait... yea!

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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-27 16:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

500th rewiew?

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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-02-27 15:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's off Most Heated #1....wow...

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Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-02-27 12:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeez...this is going to be #1 in no time...(and I don't care if anyone has said it already, I'm not reading 496 reviews).

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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:58:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously Mike, who gives a fuck about the MVA at all?


This is kind of what I'm trying to say. I've always said that the MVA means nothing. Take it down tomorrow and who cares? Nobody except for those people on it that see it as some kind of badge of honor.

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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-26 22:57:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Bigmike: Well, I value your opinion, because you're probably the only poster on Ubersite who's new posts I always read. Sorry about getting defensive, though. After all the crap I've gotten from this, it's hard not to be sometimes.

You're right about one post getting this many hits and putting me on the MVA list being pretty insane. But, I have the 3rd highest average rating on the MVA list, so at least the few (24) other posts I made weren't crap.


I think that ratings do tell a story when you are determining the quality of someone's writing here at Uber. Jimbo, who I feel had some of the funniest stuff on here has 1.68 with 69 posts (haha I said 69). Comicbookguy also has some extrememly funny stuff with his 1.68 on 100 posts. Your 1.63 on 25 posts means that most of the people that have clicked on your posts seemed to enjoy them. It could be a testament to your writing, or your ideas or a little of both. Poly has a good point though. It could have just as easily gone the other way with some idiot spamming your posts with -2's. Other writers ratings have been destroyed by this sort of thing. Actually, I am surprised my rating over 300 posts has gone to 1.61. I have been spammed in the past and I don't know how many Shlongy -2's have turned a good rating bad (but I like Shlongy because we are from the same generation and he seems to have a somewhat reasonable streak in him when he's not chasing bitches or a nut straight on the river.)

I guess it doesn't matter as long as you are happy with what you post and others get some enjoyment out of it. it's nice to see that other people enjoy what you have to offer.

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously Mike, who gives a fuck about the MVA at all?


The only thing remotely interesting about the MVA list is that Bart kicked Helmet off it and now he doesn't post here anymore.

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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-27 02:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ratings mean dick on Ubersite these days. No offense, but your rating probably would've been on the .8-1.2 level back in the days of the 2-3000s. 1.08 is pretty generous even from where I stand.

Advice is always free, so here's some more: don't put any stock in anything on Ubersite that has any correlation with numbers. Someone could've just as easily gone through and dropped -2s on all your posts and it would still hold as much weight as what that 1.63 does now. Which is 0.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-26 22:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bigmike: Well, I value your opinion, because you're probably the only poster on Ubersite who's new posts I always read. Sorry about getting defensive, though. After all the crap I've gotten from this, it's hard not to be sometimes.

You're right about one post getting this many hits and putting me on the MVA list being pretty insane. But, I have the 3rd highest average rating on the MVA list, so at least the few (24) other posts I made weren't crap.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-26 22:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Christ...

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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-26 22:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-26 22:06:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

My opinion doesn't mean shit.
________________

It certainly was a long-winded bit shit though.

Constipated, Mike?

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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-26 22:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-26 09:13:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

BigMike: Actually... I didn't post it anywhere but my website, which definately had no link to ubersite. I submitted the link to a few websites, and they liked it enough to link to. The reason it's getting so many hits is that people find it interesting enough to post it on 100s of forums, blogs, personal websites, and linkdumps.

I checked my website stats this morning, and over 1000 websites have links to mine, which must only be a small fraction of the amount linked to ubersite. But, if you think it got so many hits from sending it to a few websites, try it with your next post and prove me wrong.


You have a little over 354000 hits and as of right now, 312000 came from this post. There's going to be more coming too. Why should anybody care? I'm not saying any of your other stuff is bad. I'm not saying you are a bad person or a linkwhore or any of that stuff. I'm not saying I don't like you or that anybody else shouldn't like you. All I'm saying is that I find it kind of ridiculous for you or anybody to see it as a major accomplishment to be on the MVA especially if it's one post that got you there. Stop being defensive about it and stop taking yourself so seriously for chrissake. It's good work and you should be proud that people like it. I don't really care about how many sites link to yours or to Ubersite. I also don't really care to prove you wrong because the proof is in what's happening to your post right now. I don't really care about number of hits. If my hits were erased down to zero tomorrow I would still write here because I like to write not because I want hits. You've done well with this post but I hardly think that anybody should get excited because one post gets them to the all powerful MVA list.

And if you're going to get defensive because I'm not bending over backwards to praise this particular piece of work, well, it's really not something I'm interested in completely. This was good, no doubt, but I just can't get that excited about it.

My opinion shouldn't matter though. I'm just another random internet stranger who likes to write. My opinion doesn't mean shit. Seriously. I mean that. There is no sarcasm there. Who the hell cares what I think? Nobody, that's who. And you shouldn't either.

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-26 20:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Soon I can say that I was the first to review the Most Viewed Message.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-26 18:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it doesn't look like it, he's gained over 13000 hits since the mva list updated this morning.

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Submitted by GuitarBizarre (user info) at 2006-02-26 16:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best. Ever.


Ever.

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Submitted by hartmannwho (user info) at 2006-02-26 14:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-26 14:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this slowing down yet?

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-26 11:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-26 08:56:48 (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh the hits we could all have if we posted our shit all over the internet.

300000 hits? Not that it matters because there are people on the MVA now that have inflated totals because of stuff like this. I just can't see anybody celebrating because one post, obviously posted elsewhere to generate hits, lands you not only on the MVA but most likely headed towards the most viewed post ever.

This reminds me of that gellieman post that had a million hits in like a week except this is pretty good to look at I suppose.

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it's not like this is his only post that people have enjoyed and loved. he's earned where he's at.

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Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2006-02-26 10:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A little late for some dumbass n00b's comment? Probably.

But for what it's worth; you sir, are the pwnage.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-26 09:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

BigMike: Actually... I didn't post it anywhere but my website, which definately had no link to ubersite. I submitted the link to a few websites, and they liked it enough to link to. The reason it's getting so many hits is that people find it interesting enough to post it on 100s of forums, blogs, personal websites, and linkdumps.

I checked my website stats this morning, and over 1000 websites have links to mine, which must only be a small fraction of the amount linked to ubersite. But, if you think it got so many hits from sending it to a few websites, try it with your next post and prove me wrong.

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Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-02-26 09:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more Bat Country

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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-26 08:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh the hits we could all have if we posted our shit all over the internet.

300000 hits? Not that it matters because there are people on the MVA now that have inflated totals because of stuff like this. I just can't see anybody celebrating because one post, obviously posted elsewhere to generate hits, lands you not only on the MVA but most likely headed towards the most viewed post ever.

This reminds me of that gellieman post that had a million hits in like a week except this is pretty good to look at I suppose.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-26 05:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

jesus christ, you've gained 20000 hits since that last review I wrote and jumped six places on the MVA. where has this been posted???

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Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-02-26 05:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mother Of God

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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2006-02-25 23:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay for pitching a tent on dust2.

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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-02-25 23:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is fantastic.

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-25 22:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It has slowed down a bit, eh? This will still overtake #2. I can see Tom reposting his article all over the internet to try to obtain fresh hits to compete.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-02-25 10:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wicked good. Just awesome.

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Submitted by stocksy (user info) at 2006-02-25 08:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant, simply

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-25 08:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A well-deserved slap to your bitchy little face, Zak.
Ah, yes, there is a God. . .

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-25 07:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

overtaken by a 20k user...fucker.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-25 07:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM? YOU'RE GOING TO PUSH ME TO #24 YOU BASTARD.

FUCKS SAKE

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-25 00:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, up to #24.

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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:46:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Is Bart keeping you off the MVA list? Because that's just wrong that is.
~~~~~~

I think you need to ask Bart to update the MVA list. I think I remember Tom Sorrell complaining because it hadn't been updated when he made it on.

Either that, or Bart knows (how could he not?) and he's waiting for it to slow down so he won't have to update the MVA every time you move higher up onto the list.

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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:31:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

I knew the comparisons to Gibberish were inevitable.

Look, you can't compare two pieces of art simply by how much work goes into it. It'd be like comparing a Jackson Pollock painting to a Monet. Monet obviously put much more effort into his, but it doesn't automatically make his better than Pollock. Both artists have a method, and both artists' art is enjoyable. Just because, say, Picasso's style looks simple compared to someone like Van Gogh does not mean that Van Gogh's painting is absolutely and without debate the better piece.


===================================


...umm

I think you're agreeing with me...

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Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

at first I was going to -2 all over this but then I saw mega-man..

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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57039

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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's nicely drawn, but I'm kind of sick of MSPaint posts that just throw a bunch of pop culture bullshit on a scrolling picture. No offense, it's good work. I still say Professorfuckface's knockoff of Gibberish's characters in the Silence of the Lambs format is the best MSPaint I've ever seen. Everything just flows so well. I don't get why Mega Man and Kirby have to be in there and what they have to do with a guy digging a hole. I would've liked it more if maybe you would've had the blue or black shell guys from the Mario games. Those two seem out of place.

I'm babbling, so I'll just give you your +2 and leave now.

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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

To tell you the truth, the only thing that i consider actually 'good' is the sequence from the water glass to Gandalf.

Everything above and below is just filler.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That is eerie.

I was dead on correct.

As of now, his total hits would make him #25 exactly.


Ooofs.

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Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is Bart keeping you off the MVA list? Because that's just wrong that is.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jimmo: Yeah, me either... Weird... I guess the MVA list refreshes differently?

Alexor: Yeah, it is a pastel.

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:49:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

William, errr, forthewin: I wanted to ask you about this painting - http://www.swmoore.com/images/art/6s.jpg

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i believe it's a pastel. no?

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jimmo (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:53:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

That said, I can't see you on there....

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Submitted by Jimmo (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That said, I can't see you on there....

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Submitted by Jimmo (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats!

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes! MVA!

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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84466 this link will change your life

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Y HELO THAR MVA!

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, you have now made the MVA, at this EXACT moment, you're #28.

I'm sure by the time I wake up tomorrow, you'll be around #25 or so, and by the end of work tomorrow night, you'll be around the low teens.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 04:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So I guess the question is, will it pass 1 million, and topple BartBart overall on the MVA?

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

William, errr, forthewin: I wanted to ask you about this painting - http://www.swmoore.com/images/art/6s.jpg

Can I buy it? I think I asked you about it once before, but I can't remember what you said.

I think you might have said "yes"...

Come to think of it, I may have bought it already and just don't remember...

electrictoothsyndrome.at.gmail.com

How much?

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best user on this site: http://www.ubersite.com/u/electrictoothsyndrome

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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:32:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

How does this have 248THOUSAND hits in less than a week?

HOLY SHIT THIS COULD CHALLENGE FOR MOST VIEWED!

MOTHER OF FUCK!
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I dont think there's very much of a challenge in it, it'll be most viewed.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I mean, seriously, this fucking thing, at this rate, will be the most viewed EVER in like, a week.



Where are the hits coming from, chainmail?

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How does this have 248THOUSAND hits in less than a week?

HOLY SHIT THIS COULD CHALLENGE FOR MOST VIEWED!

MOTHER OF FUCK!

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So this is why ubersite is running like a grandmother tripping on her tits...

Thanks a lot asshole.

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I haven't even looked at the pic yet, but congrats for getting as many hits already with this post than all my posts combined, for getting on the most viewed messages list, top of most heated, B@W, and MVA.




I give up.

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-02-24 01:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

#3 on the MVM already??

Quit cheating Uber William!!11

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-24 00:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I know! I'll end up at #25 on MVA easy. If not, I'll just have to h4x0r t3h ub3rs173 again.

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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-24 00:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're so close to MVA.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-23 22:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

USER ID****

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-23 22:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually, if you check his user idea, he's most likely never going to turn into anything.

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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-23 22:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Silja (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:24:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

Gib had more imagination than you'll ever have mate...

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I think this is one of those guys that was making fun of your work on a forum. He's also going to turn into someone that doesn't post anything good.

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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Have just found out you are 18 and a mere 16 days older than me

I am envious beyond belief

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:26:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

G-prime: I don't disagree. It's true, his does have much more interesting content. The purpose of this one was to be like, "Hey, look what I did in paint." You have to keep in mind, I would've made mine far more interesting, but when you put as much detail into it as I did, it would've taken so many hours to make it more interesting that, I wouldn't have been able to handle it.

I actually had a lot more planned for this, but I just said, "wow, I can't take this anymore, I'm just calling it done."

His looks childish compared to mine, but mine looks boring compared to his. In my opinion, that's a good thing. We both made good MS Paint drawings with completely different content.
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well put. Forthewin, see my review of Gib's, curious as to what you think. Maybe I was wrong, but it was something I thought from the beginning.

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Submitted by queenemily (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I detest you and your amazingness.

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I knew the comparisons to Gibberish were inevitable.

Look, you can't compare two pieces of art simply by how much work goes into it. It'd be like comparing a Jackson Pollock painting to a Monet. Monet obviously put much more effort into his, but it doesn't automatically make his better than Pollock. Both artists have a method, and both artists' art is enjoyable. Just because, say, Picasso's style looks simple compared to someone like Van Gogh does not mean that Van Gogh's painting is absolutely and without debate the better piece.


Is it just me or is Ubersite turning MSPaint into a respectable medium? I could be wrong, but I don't think any site utilizes it more, or better.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

G-prime: I don't disagree. It's true, his does have much more interesting content. The purpose of this one was to be like, "Hey, look what I did in paint." You have to keep in mind, I would've made mine far more interesting, but when you put as much detail into it as I did, it would've taken so many hours to make it more interesting that, I wouldn't have been able to handle it.

I actually had a lot more planned for this, but I just said, "wow, I can't take this anymore, I'm just calling it done."

His looks childish compared to mine, but mine looks boring compared to his. In my opinion, that's a good thing. We both made good MS Paint drawings with completely different content.

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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Honestly Mr. Moore, I really like your painting. Drawing. Mouseresulting. Whatever. It's really wicked, and just amazing that you managed such quality with the medium. But I really have to say that I like gib's ART more. Don't take it the wrong way. His pictures were more pleasing to the spirit, whereas yours are more pleasing to the eye. In his there was some kind of story, a "happening" if Ican call it thats. yours is mind-blowing, but simply for the effort that went into it. I have to say, it's the picture of Ian McKellan that sealed it for me, but yours is just nice to look at. Gib's were fun to explore, and to smoke a big spliff and really get into. You could look at his and be like "woah that's awesome I never notived thatthat before! thats wicked! WOAH! DUUDE! KABALLAJ!" while yours is mostly just "holy shit that must have been hard and taken a lot of time..."



Did that sound drunkÉ?

It'S cause I am. àé




JAGERMESITER!


again dont take it the wrong way. I havent looked at your paintings, but I definitely will. When you paint, you have a more free expression of the soul. You arent contained by the limits applied to you by MS Paint. I feel that it's really hard to truly create art in paint. Gib got it, but I've never seen it otherwise. You might like to check out funnyascancer's "15 feet of awesome" mspaint picture. I cant be bothered to look it up, but just type in "15 feet of awesome" into the search bar at the top of uber.


and that is my drunken unsight into mspaint.

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Submitted by FannyGrady (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Silja (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:24:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

Gib had more imagination than you'll ever have mate...

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one word:

lol





matnotharry:

yes.

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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks like it'll ovetake #3 and #2 pretty soon, then camp at #2 for a while, given the massive leap in hits between #2 and #1...but it'll get there eventually.

And rightly so.

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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-22 19:40:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is just what bart needed with every single one of those people getting his ads. I can't remember what Google gives per view....let's say .1 cents for argument's sake.

205,000 * .001 bucks per view = $205


Hey, let's see if we can't write something that just gets Google bombed to shit so that bart gets a couple grand some month. I know, that's just one Friday of hookers and blow, but it's a Hell of a Friday.

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1 cent = 0.01 dollars (?)

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Silja (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:24:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

Gib had more imagination than you'll ever have mate...

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You're cool. No, seriously.

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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is a fucking milestone in the history of Uber. Kind of like this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65607


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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:25:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Who cares if this pops ftw to the most viewed user of all time?

If it brings five quality posters to Ubersite, isn't that worth it?

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And no, razor, I don't think that four hundred shitty posters can justify five quality posters.

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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Silja (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Gib had more imagination than you'll ever have mate...

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:20:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-21 22:59:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-21 22:54:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Woah, I hope not.

I don't think I could live with the guilt of knocking a dead guy down the MVM ladder.

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When i got on the MVA, I had to knock gibberish off the last spot to do it.

It's true.

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Poor Gibberish... If my post keeps going like it is, I'll have gotten on the MVA list, the MVM list, and two B@W posts withen 5 months of signing up. """


you know his whole dying thing was a fake right?

he goes under the user stoned_silly now.

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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bugger me. Your oil paintings are even better than this. I'm jealous.

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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know, I just noticed Middle Earth is at the bottom and the bottom of the earth is in the middle.

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Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-23 15:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I made this my homepage.

Your welcome, forthewin.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Technically, "lol" isn't really a word but your point is well taken.

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:13:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

I've decided that this is pissing Shlongy off, now.

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one word:

lol

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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who cares if this pops ftw to the most viewed user of all time?

If it brings five quality posters to Ubersite, isn't that worth it?

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've decided that this is pissing Shlongy off, now.

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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Badass.

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YAY! It's my Überversary.

Have a +2

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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Could the unthinkable happen?

Could someone become more viewed than BARTBART!?

Oh shit...why don't we just go jack off over god!?

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-23 11:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-23 11:16:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

it's on myspace now too...read a bulletin last night that directed me to ubersite and I was like wow what a cool bunch of sensitive and caring individuals...then I made an account and started posting and reviewing and everyone thought I was the coolest...

yeah that was neat.

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So, does that mean this post will be getting EVEN MORE hits? If that's the case, it might push forthewin to the MVA by Friday.

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-23 11:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it's on myspace now too...read a bulletin last night that directed me to ubersite and I was like wow what a cool bunch of sensitive and caring individuals...then I made an account and started posting and reviewing and everyone thought I was the coolest...

yeah that was neat.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-23 02:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

i loved the counterstrike part.

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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-23 02:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the bounce from <RU> has started

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-23 01:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are currently 34th on the MVA.

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-23 01:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

congratulations again kid, i knew you had skills

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 23:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Blinkish: Yeah, someone emailed me and said that's how they got there. +15,000 hits today because of it.

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Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-02-22 23:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm too lazy to go through the reviews, but did you know this was posted on i-am-bored.com?

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 23:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

#3

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-22 21:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ads by yahoo now? Bart's keeping things interesting....I wonder how that one works. And I'm far too lazy to find out.

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-22 21:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, shouldn't we all click on the ads like crazy then? Uber has alot of power collectively to do that.

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Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-22 20:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-22 19:40:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is just what bart needed with every single one of those people getting his ads. I can't remember what Google gives per view....let's say .1 cents for argument's sake.

205,000 * .001 bucks per view = $205


Hey, let's see if we can't write something that just gets Google bombed to shit so that bart gets a couple grand some month. I know, that's just one Friday of hookers and blow, but it's a Hell of a Friday.

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It's not per view. Google pays per actual click on the adverts and the pay rate varies greatly depending on the actual ad.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-22 19:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It is important to note that I pulled that per-click number out of my ass. Don't quote me on it.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 19:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HadToBeDone: Wow, I didn't realise that. That means I'm making Bart a minimum of 2-4 dollars an hour.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-22 19:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is just what bart needed with every single one of those people getting his ads. I can't remember what Google gives per view....let's say .1 cents for argument's sake.

205,000 * .001 bucks per view = $205


Hey, let's see if we can't write something that just gets Google bombed to shit so that bart gets a couple grand some month. I know, that's just one Friday of hookers and blow, but it's a Hell of a Friday.

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-22 19:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I suppose B@W is something... but I think with the higher traffic and increased ad revenue....

Well, I'll just go ahead and say it: Bart, you owe forthewin a BJ.

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Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GO HAMSTER GO!

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:24:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

very interesting Alexa chart. Damn straight Bart owes you at least a comment.

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he put it on boredatwork...what do you want from him ...haha

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Oh yeah. Forgot about that. Heheh, I guess I should check B@W more than once a month from now on.

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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is better than Giberish's

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

very interesting Alexa chart. Damn straight Bart owes you at least a comment.

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he put it on boredatwork...what do you want from him ...haha

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Chillax: Nope, not yet. Will be around 10 or 11 though.

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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:47:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

Boon: Actually... I never did anything that complicated on MS Paint before I did this. And I don't plan to ever again. I'd much rather have a paintbrush, but this isn't that hard if you zoom in 300% as you're working.

Chillax: EH?!?!

Spooner: I know, I'm getting enough hits on my website, people are actually buying prints now.

Stabkill: What's even funnier is when you go to that link and check the past 2 years. I think this is a record.

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It was #4 on the MVP list when I posted that...is it 3 by now?

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

very interesting Alexa chart. Damn straight Bart owes you at least a comment.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Boon: Actually... I never did anything that complicated on MS Paint before I did this. And I don't plan to ever again. I'd much rather have a paintbrush, but this isn't that hard if you zoom in 300% as you're working.

Chillax: EH?!?!

Spooner: I know, I'm getting enough hits on my website, people are actually buying prints now.

Stabkill: What's even funnier is when you go to that link and check the past 2 years. I think this is a record.

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Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

very nice. I'm an artist as well, but I can't manage the same dexterity with a mouse that I have with a pencil. It takes a lot of practice I suppose.

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This post is kicking ass all over the internet, isn't it?

I'm so e-jealous.

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Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. Definately NOT ADD.

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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Traffic after is noticeable? It's like a 150% INCREASE over what it has been averaging.

It's fucked up.

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=3m&size=large&compare_sites=&y=r&url=www.ubersite.com

The traffic after your post is noticeable. Bart I'm sure knows more. Did he comment on this post? I am too lazy to look at EVERY SINGLE NAME now that "find" doesn't work on IE. He owes you a comment. There will certainly be an influx of new users as a few people will check out what the site is all about.

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I check in this morning, and the post is at #7 on the MVM. Now #4? Yeah, uh... 'holy fuck' seem to be appropriate words.

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:23:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:16:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

AND WOW... This just got 4000 hits in the past hour. That's probably the most so far. What on earth is going on with this thing?

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The script you made is spreading through some college campuses and government machines. I'm guessing Norton and McAfee got caught with their pants down. God damn hijacking viruses.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AND WOW... This just got 4000 hits in the past hour. That's probably the most so far. What on earth is going on with this thing?

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

MickGinny: If you want to understand more about it, just open MS Paint (comes with all windows versions I think) and draw something good in it.

As for the subject matter... I wanted it to be PG.

As for spamming the link... I really only submitted it to around 6 websites. Only 3 of which posted it. Judging by the amount of forums and websites linking to my website right now, I'm assuming it's spreading because people that see it want it to.

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Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not long before you're MVA now

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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I gather by the comments that this is quite an accomplishment to create in ms paint. I cannot gush all over this like a schoolgirl does to the captain of the football team like the rest of these geeks because I honestly don't know what it took to create this. I have never used ms paint and even viewing your page, I cant really grasp how it proves that you created it. But I am taking your word for it because the geeks seem to be convinced by your proof.

I probably know more about computers and software than your average 40 year old, however my knowledge is nothing compared to a 12 year old kid that grew up with a server under his bed. When I was 12, pong was the most kick ass "computer" that I knew of.


Now with acknowledgment of my ignorance in regards to how substantial this must be; seriously, Gandolf- a kid fishing- a gopher? If you spent so much time why didn't you draw something meaningful, something that benefits your fellow man like naked supermodels playing leap frog for instance .

Use your powers for good not geeky japanimation bullshit. It is titties that bring us to are knees VanGogh.

And by the by, how in flying fuck do you have the time to spam this link to as many people as it took to crank up so much traffic?

You should take barts spot for most hits by next Tuesday.

I will give you a +2 for the picture even though I cannot appreciate it because again, the geeks are creaming out over this so it must be good.

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Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-02-22 14:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

TOTALLY AWESOME!

I used to doodle on mspaint during my lunch breaks. This makes me want to pick up my digital brush and give it a shot.

This deserves the attention it is getting. Well done.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 14:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HadToBeDone: You're not trying to say that I'm somehow h4x0ring t3h ub3r5173 to get hits, are you?

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-22 14:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Seems like something unnatural may be powering this....

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-22 13:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah what's wrong with me

forthewin*

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-22 13:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:59:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

Stabkill: Yeah, it'll probably keep up til the weekend, and then slow down. I have no idea what it will do at the start of next week.

Sphagnum: I remember that. I was like, "woo, someone listed me".

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you were like, "ctrl + f /for the win + enter"

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Stabkill: Yeah, it'll probably keep up til the weekend, and then slow down. I have no idea what it will do at the start of next week.

Sphagnum: I remember that. I was like, "woo, someone listed me".

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"If I cum now, will it be too soon" or why guys are quiet in bed (444981 hits) 2003-11-04

This post has been uber for roughly 840 days. That averages to 53.5488 hits per day.

The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry (181555 hits) 2006-02-17

This post has been on for 5 days. Hits per day is 36,311 (and today isn't over with so that number is inaccurate).

443981 - 181555 = 262426. At the current hit rate this post is getting, it will pass #1 in about a week.

It can't keep up this pace forever, but it will definitely hit #2...and fast.

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:51:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:49:13 (#)
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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:47:22 (#)
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Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:45:24 (#)
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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:41:55 (#)
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Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:03:35 (#)
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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-22 10:02:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:14:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

rad1101: But why -2 it?

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

because ratings don't mean a goddamn thing.


haha paint it off.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:37 (#)
Ranking: 1

remember, I'm the dude who +1ed everything on the best ever page.

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He went from a -2, to a 0 then a +1. Make up your mind.

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Why must you keep copying this crap over and over.

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because he's ownage like that. stoofoo, ok?

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Negative, son. I own your face like none other.

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stop replying. this forthewin guy.. whoever he is, he owns everyones face like none other. he is the uberl33ts4uc3 von doom, ok? SO STOP OK? LOL THX

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Okay, sorry. I won't let it happen again. forthewin is a big loser, OMG YOU MUST HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME!!!1!one

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free time? syke. i could do better than this in less than 2 hours easy. don't test me. i'll do it

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Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:49:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:47:22 (#)
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Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:03:35 (#)
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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-22 10:02:21 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:14:18 (#)
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rad1101: But why -2 it?

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:07 (#)
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because ratings don't mean a goddamn thing.


haha paint it off.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:37 (#)
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remember, I'm the dude who +1ed everything on the best ever page.

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He went from a -2, to a 0 then a +1. Make up your mind.

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Why must you keep copying this crap over and over.

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because he's ownage like that. stoofoo, ok?

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Negative, son. I own your face like none other.

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stop replying. this forthewin guy.. whoever he is, he owns everyones face like none other. he is the uberl33ts4uc3 von doom, ok? SO STOP OK? LOL THX

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Okay, sorry. I won't let it happen again. forthewin is a big loser, OMG YOU MUST HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME!!!1!one

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:47:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:45:24 (#)
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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:41:55 (#)
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Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:03:35 (#)
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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-22 10:02:21 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:14:18 (#)
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rad1101: But why -2 it?

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:07 (#)
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because ratings don't mean a goddamn thing.


haha paint it off.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:37 (#)
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remember, I'm the dude who +1ed everything on the best ever page.

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He went from a -2, to a 0 then a +1. Make up your mind.

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Why must you keep copying this crap over and over.

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because he's ownage like that. stoofoo, ok?

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Negative, son. I own your face like none other.

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stop replying. this forthewin guy.. whoever he is, he owns everyones face like none other. he is the uberl33ts4uc3 von doom, ok? SO STOP OK? LOL THX

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Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:45:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:41:55 (#)
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Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:03:35 (#)
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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-22 10:02:21 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:14:18 (#)
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rad1101: But why -2 it?

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:07 (#)
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because ratings don't mean a goddamn thing.


haha paint it off.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:37 (#)
Ranking: 1

remember, I'm the dude who +1ed everything on the best ever page.

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He went from a -2, to a 0 then a +1. Make up your mind.

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Why must you keep copying this crap over and over.

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because he's ownage like that. stoofoo, ok?

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Negative, son. I own your face like none other.

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:41:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:03:35 (#)
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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-22 10:02:21 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:14:18 (#)
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rad1101: But why -2 it?

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

because ratings don't mean a goddamn thing.


haha paint it off.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:37 (#)
Ranking: 1

remember, I'm the dude who +1ed everything on the best ever page.

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He went from a -2, to a 0 then a +1. Make up your mind.

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Why must you keep copying this crap over and over.

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because he's ownage like that. stoofoo, ok?

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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:30:07 EST (#)
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Dude this can't POSSIBLY beat "If I cum now..."

It just can't....

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:54:07 EST (#)
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Want to see a clear Demonstration of Sphagnum's unbridled genius?

Check here:- http://www.ubersite.com/m/82204#1778625

"Most Underrated Poster: Forthewin "

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about forthewin
User id: 20852
Registered on or around: 2005-07-27 14:39:43
# Messages posted: 25
# Reviews written: 972
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1416
# Hits: 220904
Average rating of all messages: 1.64

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HAHA! Not only has this post broken Über, it is going to take your average hits per post over 10,000.

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:34:42 EST (#)
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This post will be #3 by the end of today, and #2 by the of tomorrow. #1? Quite possible. An amazing feat, dude. Do another and you're sure to be able to put yourself on the MVA list in the top 5 in a week.

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Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:03:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-22 10:02:21 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:14:18 (#)
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rad1101: But why -2 it?

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

because ratings don't mean a goddamn thing.


haha paint it off.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:37 (#)
Ranking: 1

remember, I'm the dude who +1ed everything on the best ever page.

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He went from a -2, to a 0 then a +1. Make up your mind.

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Why must you keep copying this crap over and over.

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus Effing Cee!!!

I'm a little late on this one, thank goodness for B@W. I thought the days of the 100,000+ hit posts were long gone, like Wilt Chamberlain's scoring burst over 40 years ago. But then this post comes along and drops 81. Kobe reference.

I hate Kobe and the Lakers. I'm incoherent at the moment.

This was good. This post alone in less than a week has garnered 20,000 more hits than all of my posts. Fantastic.

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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-22 10:02:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:14:18 (#)
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rad1101: But why -2 it?

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

because ratings don't mean a goddamn thing.


haha paint it off.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:37 (#)
Ranking: 1

remember, I'm the dude who +1ed everything on the best ever page.

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He went from a -2, to a 0 then a +1. Make up your mind.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 08:29:39 EST (#)
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pen_name: haha, okay Mr. Holland.

CLAIRE1: Thank you.

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Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-22 07:49:27 EST (#)
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You know, you said you saw the other "ultimate paint" where the guy used photoshop for some slight blurring. That supposedly took 500 hours to complete and it's just a city on a river. How could something so simple take 5 times as long as this?

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Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-02-22 07:11:53 EST (#)
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Here is link http://www.collegehumor.com/out/1782/url/www.ubersite.com/m/84167

It is the sixth from the bottom if you go here http://www.collegehumor.com/

It is called "this is insane"

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-22 06:40:26 EST (#)
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Fuckin' A.

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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-22 05:33:31 EST (#)
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now if only that shitty gibberish one would get the hell off the MVM list

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:37 EST (#)
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remember, I'm the dude who +1ed everything on the best ever page.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

because ratings don't mean a goddamn thing.


haha paint it off.

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:50:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:14:18 (#)
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But why -2 it?
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paint it off

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:43:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:14:18 (#)
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rad1101: But why -2 it?

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jealousy---hahaha

i admit, i'm feeling it, too. It falls under my "let it ride" theorem. In the movie "let it ride," richard dreyfus makes a series of bets on horseraces without losing. at first people cheered him on thinking how funny it was to see a guy go on a bender. after a while, they got irritated because he wasn't losing. They started asking, "hey, if you knew the winner, why didn't you tell us?" even though he had freely admitted who he was betting on.

the same goes for this post. we knew gib, we knew how he succeeded, but we assumed it couldn't be done again. then when a guy comes along and does it, you feel stupid for not making that post, and resentful at the guy who bothered to take the time to do it.

of course, i could be talking out of my ass, but i love talkin about richard dreyfus movies.

beautiful,

beautiful,

beautiful,



beautiful...cole!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:14:18 EST (#)
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rad1101: But why -2 it?

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 01:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

all right people, this is fucking old already.

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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:47:21 EST (#)
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KICKASS

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:29:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:11:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is going to be #4 on the MVM by the end of the week.


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Actually... It should be #4 by this time tomorrow.

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:11:48 EST (#)
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This is going to be #4 on the MVM by the end of the week.

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:05:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-21 22:56:55 (#)
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VelvetElvis: haha! I didn't mean that it was more than a random MS Paint job as using other programs. What I meant was, I had planned to get on the MVM with this post, and I had websites ready to submit it to as soon as it was posted. I basically just had it planned out, I just didn't know if I would pull it off.

I definately only used MS Paint for the drawing! Wouldn't lie about that, then make a page based on proof I did.
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I follow you on that part. What I meant by Satan might be involved is that you posted your reply to my review before I submitted my review. Yeah, haha, let's just pretend that didn't happen. It didn't happen. So we're cool.






666









Seriously, we're cool. I'm down with Satan.

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-21 22:56:55 EST (#)
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VelvetElvis: haha! I didn't mean that it was more than a random MS Paint job as using other programs. What I meant was, I had planned to get on the MVM with this post, and I had websites ready to submit it to as soon as it was posted. I basically just had it planned out, I just didn't know if I would pull it off.

I definately only used MS Paint for the drawing! Wouldn't lie about that, then make a page based on proof I did.

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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-21 22:52:51 EST (