BOISTOROUS BRIAN BlESSED HERE! (393 hits)
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Submitted by BRIAN BLESSED (View user info) at 2006-02-17 04:25:54 EST
HELLO ALL!!
BRIAN BLESSED HERE, YOU MAY REMEMBER ME BEST FROM THAT MACGUYVER FILM FROM 1994! YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE I TALK IN A REASONABLE VOICE ABOUT HOW KNOWLEDGE IS THE GREATEST TREASURE OF ALL, AND HOW YOU ARE *ALL* MY FAVOURITE STUDENTS!!!!
WHAT? STOP SHOUTING?!!! MY DEAR HILDEGARD, I AM SPEAKING AT A PERFECTLY REASONABLE VOLUME!!
Hildegard has put on my muzzle, reducing me to a mere whisper of my usual self. Those at the back, please keep it down, otherwise you may not hear my words of wisdom.
I just wanted to introduce myself to the good hearty folks of Ubersite. UBERSITE. It has a ring to it don't you think? It reminds me when I was starring the film Flash Gordon back in the 80s. That was a quality production!! The director told me to be as hearty as I could be, and boy oh boy, did I oblige!
Not only were my words 'Who wants to live forever?' my personal motto, but that smashing chappie Freddie Mercury titled a song after them, I often sing that song when I'm running errands for dear old Hildegard, although it occasionally is a source of some consternation for my travelling companions.
Yes, last time I was venturing up Everest (the jolly great big mountain in Tibet) - the old singing caused a few problems. Not many of you may know, (having not climbed Kilimanjaro like yours truly) - but loud noises can sometimes set off avalanches! Indeed, sometimes even quite quiet voices can cause it too! That's what happened when I was treating everyone to a few verses of Queen
Let's just get the old voice in order - right...
THERE'S NO TIME FOR US
THERE'S NO PLACE FOR US
WHAT IS THIS THING THAT BUILDS OUR DREAMS YET SLIPS AWAY
FROM US
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER....?
WHAT'S THAT HILDEGARD? TOO LOUD??!!! NONSENSE!! OH VERY WELL
Damn muzzle.
Anyway, as I got to the chorus, the ruddy mountain started shaking. They don't build mountains like they used too. Anyway, being the seasoned campaigner, I shouted for everyone to take cover, poor blighters, by the time they heard me the whole thing had collapsed on them...
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEE!!!!
YES HILDEGARD - I'LL GO AND WALK THE HOUNDS NOW - YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT YOU KNOW?!!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:20:01 EST (#)
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Bye, Uber. See you on St. Patrick's Day.