Fat Tony and Jeebus! Holy Christ! (2149 hits)
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Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-02-17 12:14:52 EST
Tell me they don't look alike! Another reason I'm not a Christian! Holy Jeebus!
Plus wedding ring camwhore.
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Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84270
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-19 17:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me they don't look alike!
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they don't look alike. How can this have a positive rating? It's a piece of shit. "Jeebus"? Jesus Christ.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-18 11:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84238
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-02-18 05:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How many blowjobs did that ring cost you?
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-02-18 05:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
asdf
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-18 03:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
circlejerk post auto -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-18 02:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
atuo -2 being married.
unless you swing.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-18 02:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok bits. Seems I have more free time on my hands than expected. Your Cystfucking will commence at 1 pm ET on 2/18/06. Look for it and be ready. Thanks for being a good sport sweet cheeks.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:02:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
FYI Joe Average, I spoke to my mom, and told her what you said, and she said that I could be a model if I wanted to! Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it, you awful man!
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I find internet terminology, such as owned, to be a sign of weakness. If they have to say that the opposition was "Owned" so to say, then clearly they fear for a loss and simply want to cover that fact up by saying that they "Dominated". But clearly, Method would be the victor in all of this, I did in fact read every insult, and Methods were the most entertaining. But I suppose JoeAverage lost points I think by simply bringing the word owned into the "Nerd Fight" as Method called it. It was a bit too early for that JoeAverage. Hence why Methods comment "One Pump Chump" had a bit more flavor to it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:02:55 EST (#)
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FYI Joe Average, I spoke to my mom, and told her what you said, and she said that I could be a model if I wanted to! Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it, you awful man!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:40:27 EST (#)
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Ft your wife will be happy that you are licking your own titties and not monica's
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THEY WONT REACH! I tried. Do you realize what deep shit I'd be in if my son or worse, my wife walked in on me? I tried to suck my own nipples to see if they'd reach FOR YOU! Maybe with some photochop skillz. I'll see......
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:35:37 EST (#)
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FT shut it and lick your mantitties
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:31:24 EST (#)
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Jesus is NOT Mexican!
Neither am I.
Oy ye, dos tacos de asada, no cebolla, mucho salsa verde por forvor. Parra aqui. Un Corona.
I just know that because I work with Mexicans. Notice I said Salsa Verde (mild) and not rojo (hot). Any self respecting Beaner would not order green. See, proof I am not a Beaner.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:10:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:04:44 (#)
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no, you're just unnecessarily annoying for no reason other than just being plain fucking annoying. and that ends it for me.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:04:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:53:47 (#)
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retrospect you wanted to know who asked for you to be banned:
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:49:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
ban retrospect AND joe average.
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teacher!! the kids on the playground are being mean to me! take their recess away!!
how childish
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:55:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Electro getting slammed.
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Cyst, wait for me to publish the honeymoon photos. Meow!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Electro getting slammed.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
retrospect you wanted to know who asked for you to be banned:
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:49:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
ban retrospect AND joe average.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:42:40 EST (#)
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"he is a loathsome offensive brute, yet i cant look away"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:19:05 EST (#)
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hahahahaah THANK GOD someone finally "owned" me on this site that is my life, that puts money in my pocket, that is my sun and stars! That's never happened before! I dont know what I would do if this place shut down one day. I probably would have to kill myself. I don't have a job, or a girlfriend, and I still live in my parents basement! I also most definitely don't have any friends.
That being said, it's nice to see someone that can do a half assed job of arguing around here. Please don't stop, Joe, I'm thoroughly enjoying this. My self esteem is dropping as we speak. Could you call me ugly again? That really got me wet
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cute how you grabbed a few shitty random posts, all of them from when I first got here, and ignored the fucking gems that I've written.
Wow, are you really delusional enought to believe that anything you've ever written is a gem? Do you think that through the magical tutoring of Ubersite you've suddenly blossomed in to a great writer? You remind me of the dilluted fat girls on American Idol that are shocked when they're told that they have no talent and have no shot at stardom. Here's a reality check for you: you are an ugly guy (even with your desperate waxing attempts) so that's strike one, strike two is the fact that you don't have any talent, strike three is that you get fucking owned on a stupid internet site that defines your life. Wow, this must be crushing for you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:56:42 EST (#)
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Hahahahaah I love Joeaverage, that guy is a fuckin class act
Cute how you grabbed a few shitty random posts, all of them from when I first got here, and ignored the fucking gems that I've written.
Waaaaait, am I actually arguing with you about posts? You, my good sir, need to come up with something more insulting than my posting abilities. The fact that posts actually hold any clout with you says volumes about you.
It's so sad that I have to resort to arguing with my alters because no one else is good at it.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I plus two anything with me in it.
Not a bad rock. Not great. Just not bad.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In your camphone pics post there are no wedding rings, I call shenanigans, you got a colleague to pose for you didn't you Urbane?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I only said what everyone was thinking Method, you eyebrow waxing queer. You are a no talent hack and your inability to verbally spar with retrospect is only overshadowed by your incredibly boring posts. Let's go over some of your exciting work (these are actual posts from this boring loser):
Bugs Suck Ass (creative and interesting, good job asshole)
My Refrigerator (that should be a good one)
Naked pictures of my 8 year old daughter (is anyone suprised?)
Laundry Day (wow that's exciting)
Emotes as an expressive tool (what a fairy)
I Like Monkeys (because they can't rat on your pedophile ass)
Oh god Im bored (we give a shit)
I'd give more examples of your horseshit work but frankly I'm already fucking bored. You are a fucking loser and you got schooled by retrospect. Deal with it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:28:57 EST (#)
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hahahahaah Mr. "one pump chump" Joe Average, has spoken! Everyone please file out of the building in an orderly fashion
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:21:36 EST (#)
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who called for me to be banned?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's over ladies and gentelmen and it's a one sided victory in favor of retrospect. Method has no fucking game whatsoever and is not funny or witty. Retro handed Method is ass as well as the slore that wrote this stupid piece. Good night everyone from Friday night sissy fights.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:19:56 EST (#)
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You did call for retro to be banned though. That big meaniehead.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:16:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:12:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
Are you Guys still fighting?
Let it go peep's
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it's between retro and method now. i'm taking BAMF's advice.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:15:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:11:14 (#)
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oh dear, I believe this is all my fault.
But hey, it was going to happen sooner or later, might as well take yer uberbeating now and get it over with.
For the record, I'd bang ya, but im sure someone will say its because im a desperate loser with no friends/life/have never seen a vagina
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Method is a desperate loser with no friends/life/and he's never seen a vagina, except Urbanes of course. Oh yeah and he's a piece of shit that makes the love with men. Ask apollo.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:12:47 EST (#)
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Are you Guys still fighting?
Let it go peep's
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:06:42 EST (#)
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oh definately, because i need to proove myself to some random internet personality.
shes just not what i find attractive, if you do, good for you. i'm sure once her husband gets his vision back and sees that she isn't the model she told him she was while he was blind, she'll be single and you'll have a shot
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:06:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:03:19 (#)
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Well you're entitled to your opinion, Eric D. Rice II, no one is going to disparage you for that. I would love you to give an example of what you consider hot though. Mayhaps a picture of one of these unbelievably gorgeous girls you've dated in the past?
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Oh right like when Iago posted the "rate my ex" photo of the moon faced/overly makeuped tranny he used to "date". More like she took a strap on to his ass in exchange for lunch money.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:03:19 EST (#)
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Well you're entitled to your opinion, Eric D. Rice II, no one is going to disparage you for that. I would love you to give an example of what you consider hot though. Mayhaps a picture of one of these unbelievably gorgeous girls you've dated in the past?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:00:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:57:21 (#)
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I think she'd look quite fetching in a corset and bar wench outfit.
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these do exist. really.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:00:37 EST (#)
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down syndrome. some people have just a touch of it.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder. some find picassos pictures ugly, i dont. it's stupid how if somebody says someone is ugly people are like , OMG YOUR SUCH A DICK, SHES NOT UGLY.
i think she is, and that pic made me LOL
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:57:21 EST (#)
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What are DS qualities?
I think she'd look quite fetching in a corset and bar wench outfit.
I dont think she's ugly at all. But then again, this is what I have to compare her to on this site.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83944
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:55:59 EST (#)
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but ds isn't an insult, it means you have an extra chromosome! one more than me!!! good for you!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I WIN!
AND MISTRESSFIST IS STILL AN UGLY HAG. UUGGHH, DID YOU SEE THE CAMERAPHONE PIC, THE ONE ON THE TOP LEFT, SHE'S ALL CONCENTRATING ON THE PHONE AND REVEALING HER DS QUALITIES. UUUGGGHHHHHH
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:51:37 EST (#)
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I give up. It really is hard to pick a good dork fight on this site nowadays. You people just don't have what it takes. If the best thing you could come up with is calling me a dishwasher, I should just hang up my apron and yellow rubber gloves.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:44:23 (#)
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haha jokes on you GLALL, i dont even use that email address anymore. next time you fabricate an email, use method373.at.gmail.com, mmmmkay?
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How about "fuck you"? I fabricated my e-mail in that as well, proving that I care if anyone figured it out.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:49:38 EST (#)
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and you can call me gay all you want but that doesnt bother me, i have gay friends and they are all for the most part more succesfull than an eyebrow waxing dishwasher. so as long as you call me gay and not Method, I'm fine.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:49:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:26:40 (#)
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Amen sister!
That's pretty good. Isn't that pic one that facial reconstruction type experty did and is supposed to actual Jesus not just some artist drawin a skinny white guy with a beard.
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Yes this is the one.
And I would never want to be Eva Longoria. What a fucking diva.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:48:53 EST (#)
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haha yeah, im defending a married broad because Im trying to get in her pants.
You do realize that I'm arguing with you just for the sake of an internet nerdfight, and not defending her? If I were, I would have said something like
"HEY SHES BEAUTIFUL STOP SAYING MEAN THINGS TO/ABOUT HER, ILL KICK YOUR FUCKIN ASS"
Let's get back to insulting each other please. Stop changing the subject.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:47:30 EST (#)
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LOOK AT ME!!! I NEED TO BANG A REGULAR BROAD SO BAD THAT I'LL STICK UP FOR HER ON THE INTERNET.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:47:17 EST (#)
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I hate you O-tron
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:46:45 EST (#)
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You must have me confused with Alain "Pepe" LaFlamme. He slept with his cousin, not me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:46:12 EST (#)
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I suggest you try insulting my obviously non-existent writing abilities and my utter lack of social skills. No one's really gone down that path yet, and I'd love to see you try.
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That's what 'What's in a Name: Method' is for.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:46:02 EST (#)
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the reason they've been done to death is because they're all true. except for maybe the virginity because hey, we all know how you greeks and your cousins get after greek school.
i only brought up the "grooming" because you said my shirt was metrosexual and i thought, thats the pot calling the kettle black.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha jokes on you GLALL, i dont even use that email address anymore. next time you fabricate an email, use method373.at.gmail.com, mmmmkay?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats SOOOOOOOOOOO funny, you managed to insult my ethnicity as well as my supposed morbid obesity!
Listen pumpkin, if you're going to try and insult me, say something that hasn't been said a million times already. The judges look for originality as well as sarcasm and wit.
Here are some things to avoid when trying to insult me:
1. The fat jokes - they just dont apply and they're really not funny.
2. My metrosexuality - It's been done to death - also not funny, especially coming from someone who probably owns a "salmon" colored polo shirt. It's pink, you fucking fag.
Don't try to deny it. I know you do.
3. My virginity - Also doesn't apply, as much as I know you wish it did.
I suggest you try insulting my obviously non-existent writing abilities and my utter lack of social skills. No one's really gone down that path yet, and I'd love to see you try.
Love,
Method
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I never called you gay, Method.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
from: George <ubermethod.at.gmail.com>
sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2006 1:20 PM
to: Mike <GLALLstones.at.hotmail.com>
subject: Re:stop being a faggot
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GLALL, you should know better than anyone the intricacies of this site. What's the point of being mean to her, anyways? That's one less supporter of my work. I know she's an auto +2 now when I post. You can call me the gay all you want, but I know exactly what I'm fucking doing.
On 2/16/06, Mike <GLALLstones.at.hotmail.com> wrote:
Hey, I'm Method and I make vain attempts to sleep with married women over the internet. I deserve to have my dick turned inside out and inserted into my anus.
Love,
GLALL
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Thanks to the new head shot, I like to think of him in this way:
http://www.luc.edu/depts/history/dennis/Visual_Arts/101Images/21_21.04-189_Gentileschi_Judith_Beheading_Holofernes.jpg
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
method, you are about three chicken kabob subs away from being fat tony. he looks like he could be your uncle.
"i get my eyebrows done"
i was going to insult you but i dont have to after that quote.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:31:37 EST (#)
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I'm going to have a cigarette, retro, sweetie, but I'll be right back!
Don't miss me too much you fuckfairy
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually shitbomb, it's called grooming, and people like Fat Tony here could benefit from it. You, however, are a child molester who preys on unsuspecting little girls.
I may get my eyebrows done, but at least I'm allowed within 1000 feet of a schoolyard
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:45:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'VE TOLD HALF THE GIRLS ON THIS SITE (3) THAT HAVE POSTED PICS, THEY ARE PRETTY. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND, LOOK LIKE AN EXTRA FROM PLANET OF THE APES
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For one, she could be a cool person, the fact she deals and takes the shit of this website tells me shes not so bad. But c'mon now, she's no fucking Eva Longoria.... This chica is just MAYBE a 5 on the 1-10 scale... 4 Seems more reasonable.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:29:08 EST (#)
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Thats directed at retrospect.
It's been a while since I nerd-fought with someone.
All bets are off at 3:30 though, I'm going to get some vagina after work while retrospic fondles his mammaries and sings "Ave Maria" to his two ferrets, Slippy and Fisty
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:27:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
This coming from the kid toucher with the bad tan and the metrosexual Polo shirt
Go pop your collar, you fucking queer, raping drunk sorority girls while they're passed out is the best you've got going for you
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shouldn't you be shaving/waxing your eyebrows/chest/back/ass or something?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:27:38 EST (#)
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This coming from the kid toucher with the bad tan and the metrosexual Polo shirt
Go pop your collar, you fucking queer, raping drunk sorority girls while they're passed out is the best you've got going for you
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:27:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:24:38 (#)
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P.S. I'm sorry, but Joeaverage is my alter. I couldnt resist fucking with you, but now I feel bad because I like you.
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ahahahahah lick nutz!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen sister!
That's pretty good. Isn't that pic one that facial reconstruction type experty did and is supposed to actual Jesus not just some artist drawin a skinny white guy with a beard.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:25:48 EST (#)
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you're younger sibling were better than you??? that makes it even better.
if cindy posted a pic i'd say, mmmm pretty. if somebody from celbrity fit club posted their pic i'd say, FAT.
call 'em like i see 'em
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:24:38 EST (#)
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P.S. I'm sorry, but Joeaverage is my alter. I couldnt resist fucking with you, but now I feel bad because I like you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:23:22 EST (#)
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oooh thats the WOMEN SHUT THE FUCK UP guy
A real credible source, that guy is.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:19:21 EST (#)
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why are you arguing with a goober named Joeaverage anyway?
I would love to see what that shitlick looks like.
too bad he doesn't have the balls to post a picture
(disclaimer: author has not done any research on the matter, so if said person has indeed posted a picture, the above comment is null and void)
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:18:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:16:35 (#)
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seriously though MF, you are coming off as though you are taking this place a little too serious.
if you don't let that go, you'll likely not hang around too long because once the pirhana smell blood they will...uh...act like uh...pirhana
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point well taken BAMF.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:17:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:15:40 (#)
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You still love Electro after THIS???
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my love grows like the ear wax in the folds of his delicate auric cavities.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:16:35 EST (#)
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seriously though MF, you are coming off as though you are taking this place a little too serious.
if you don't let that go, you'll likely not hang around too long because once the pirhana smell blood they will...uh...act like uh...pirhana
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:16:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:13:31 (#)
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and stop arguing with these retards, it just keeps them going and going and going and going
If i fought with every single person who's called me fat and ugly on here, I would be a master debater.
huh huh. Master debater.
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You are master debating right now! I just got shot in my eye! George!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:15:40 EST (#)
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You still love Electro after THIS???
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51838
absolutely fucking nauseating
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:14:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:11:14 (#)
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oh dear, I believe this is all my fault.
But hey, it was going to happen sooner or later, might as well take yer uberbeating now and get it over with.
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what's my prize?! oh i forgot, uber gave me my beloved electro!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:14:18 EST (#)
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Ah no worries MF. Pay no mind to the lesser folk here.
Nice ring....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and stop arguing with these retards, it just keeps them going and going and going and going
If i fought with every single person who's called me fat and ugly on here, I would be a master debater.
huh huh. Master debater.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fist, it's not even worth arguing about. people are vultures.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dear, I believe this is all my fault.
But hey, it was going to happen sooner or later, might as well take yer uberbeating now and get it over with.
For the record, I'd bang ya, but im sure someone will say its because im a desperate loser with no friends/life/have never seen a vagina
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:05:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME, THAT CERTAIN PEOPLE ARE DICKS ON UBER??? THAT'S SO NOT LIKE REAL LIFE.
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people are dicks on uber b/c they can't be dicks in real life. kinda like the pussies that beat their wives and molest their children. they crave that power because they are fucking hopelessly desperate for control.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME, THAT CERTAIN PEOPLE ARE DICKS ON UBER??? THAT'S SO NOT LIKE REAL LIFE.
Fucking deal with it. You are obviously trying to defend yourself and debase these people who don't agree with how you conduct yourself. Why? Because you care.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wrong, asspounder. I'm the oldest kid. And no need to please.
Stop camping in my posts.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the fact of the matter is that i post what i want to, not what i think everbody wants.
you obviously have some type of deep need to please. i'm willing to bet you had an older sister who was better looking than you(not hard) and did better than you at everything and no matter how hard you tried, mom and dad always loved her more.
uber is not your daddy.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I never said I was Cindy. My point is that some people are dicks on here and that's it. And you are one of them. And it's pointless really. Do you get enjoyment out of it? I guess so. You and retrospect should suck each other off in the school gym bathroom.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Water into whine?
Shit.
FT can turn ANYTHING into whine.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
You people are totally fucking stupid. If Cindy Crawford posted her pic, you guys would still be, "you're fat, you're ugly, you have a lazy eye and a smelly pussy!"
Trust me skank, you are no Cindy Crawford.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My point with that is you obviously go out of your way to be a dick, considering your shitty ratings. I guess someone's (you) pretty impotent in their "real life" and enjoys taking it out on others. My goal is to have fun, have laughs, give some laughs. No one gets enjoyment out of your posts or comments. That's my point. You are a fucking annoyance.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your rings are pretty. anyone who says they're fake from a cameraphone pic is an asswipe.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:45:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about retrospect
User id: 22623
Registered on or around: 2005-10-14 19:16:18
# Messages posted: 21
# Reviews written: 517
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 530
# Hits: 9881
Average rating of all messages: -0.14
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Fuck off.
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hahahahahahaha, and who's taking this place seriosly?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:34:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not "trying hard" to do anything.
If you think my whole life is ubercentered and that I really "need attention" you are sorely mistaken. I can really care less what people really think of me here. I'm just having a good time and passing the day at work. Stop taking this place so fucking seriously.
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A-FUCKING-MEN! Preach on, cupcake-raping sister!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about retrospect
User id: 22623
Registered on or around: 2005-10-14 19:16:18
# Messages posted: 21
# Reviews written: 517
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 530
# Hits: 9881
Average rating of all messages: -0.14
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Fuck off.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'VE TOLD HALF THE GIRLS ON THIS SITE (3) THAT HAVE POSTED PICS, THEY ARE PRETTY. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND, LOOK LIKE AN EXTRA FROM PLANET OF THE APES.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its not that i'm taking this place seriously, its that if you post something, the readers are supposed to rate it review it.
everything you have reviewed/posted has been utter horseshit. you recycle all these phrases and what not to fit in with a small percentage..
while with racists do you make racist jokes? i'm sure you do
while with homophobes do you make homphobic jokes? again, i'm sure.
i've been here the same amount of time as you and you dont see me saying that elecrto(whoever the fuck that is) is my friend. or that i'm going to rape people and say "jeebus" "cries emo tears".
next thing you know you'll be ending reviews with..
*ejaculates*
GOSH
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not Urbane. She has little sausage fingers.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
You people are totally fucking stupid. If Cindy Crawford posted her pic, you guys would still be, "you're fat, you're ugly, you have a lazy eye and a smelly pussy!"
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Cindy Crawford= old wrinkly pussy
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I have long skinny fingers AND toes.
And I bet you are a perfectly Godly creation yourself.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't be mad....................ugly fingers.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:24:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Because you are an attention starved slore with a filthy mouth and you are desperate for people to think that you're not a white trash piece of shit. By the way, it's not working. FAKE RINGS!!! My father is a diamond importer and I can spot the fakes a mile away.
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I see someone found the old password from one of their shitty, trash-talking alters.
So Boring.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You people are totally fucking stupid. If Cindy Crawford posted her pic, you guys would still be, "you're fat, you're ugly, you have a lazy eye and a smelly pussy!"
Grow up.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:36:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm in your neck of the woods tomorrow from 9:15 - 11: 00, I take the baby to art class at Gymboree down there on saturdays
not that it matters or anything
Don't forget to wear a clean skirt if you're gonna be meeting people.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
UGLY FINGERS!!!!!!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm in your neck of the woods tomorrow from 9:15 - 11: 00, I take the baby to art class at Gymboree down there on saturdays
not that it matters or anything
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I totally agree with retrospect and Joeaverage.
Your an attention-seeker, woman.
Youve had your 15 minutes.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not "trying hard" to do anything.
If you think my whole life is ubercentered and that I really "need attention" you are sorely mistaken. I can really care less what people really think of me here. I'm just having a good time and passing the day at work. Stop taking this place so fucking seriously.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:24:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
My rings are real assholes. Fuck off. Why would I post fake rings?
Because you are an attention starved slore with a filthy mouth and you are desperate for people to think that you're not a white trash piece of shit. By the way, it's not working. FAKE RINGS!!! My father is a diamond importer and I can spot the fakes a mile away.
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and to further proove yourself as an unoriginal hag, you say "jeebus".
why do you try so hard to fit in? you're like those kids frm the burbs with they're "yo yo waddup" shit just praying to be accepted.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:27:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah Joe, I'm sure you can spot a fake diamond from a blurry internet photo. What mad skills. Fucking dipshit.
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Exactly. Cameraphone is not exactly the crispest...
Basically whatever I post he's going to shit on anyway, so I really don't give a fuck.
Eat shit and die.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When did Jesus get a haircut?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Shut the fuck up, Joe.
Only Shlongy can speak to people like that.
You're a cheap imitation.
Now let's get back to my nuts...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah Joe, I'm sure you can spot a fake diamond from a blurry internet photo. What mad skills. Fucking dipshit.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
My rings are real assholes. Fuck off. Why would I post fake rings?
Because you are an attention starved slore with a filthy mouth and you are desperate for people to think that you're not a white trash piece of shit. By the way, it's not working. FAKE RINGS!!! My father is a diamond importer and I can spot the fakes a mile away.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:21:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, THIS was a waste of my time.
Get back to showing hole and talking about fondling my balls.
I gave back a point because you'd do me.
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I want to lick your nuts and nibble your shaft like a piece of little baby corn.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Why, what lovely, strong hands you have."
"All the better to grip your todger with."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, THIS was a waste of my time.
Get back to showing hole and talking about fondling my balls.
I gave back a point because you'd do me.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My rings are real assholes. Fuck off. Why would I post fake rings?
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hjejejfkl;h fjlocjido;a c;jfiod;
I'm electro today.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:17:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fake ring!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19325
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Nope, try again fucker.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's no jeebus, that's a caveman!!!!
Nice cubic zirconia, btw.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice rings
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fake ring!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19325
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the quickness
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it?
-- Homer Simpson