The Shamrock Open - St. Patty's Day Comp (3030 hits)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2006-02-17 15:12:51 EST
I had a lot of fun with Ubertines so if there's interest I'm thinking we should do a St. Patty's Day themed contest. I know this might seem early but I don't want to be as rushed as we were with Ubertines. So, without further ado, please sign up below to participate in the Shamrock Open and if you have any SERIOUS title suggestions include those too. Anyone's invited but those who forfiet will be harshly punished, with, um, harsh words.
Sign up will close Monday 2/21 at noon CST so that we can put the math schedule together and get rolling toward St. Patty's day.
First round match ups will be drawn from a hat as well as title assignments.
I would like to stay with the raw ratings as much as possible but will adjust ratings if need be.
All titles will be assigned randomly.
Deadlines will be 11:59 P.M. CST
In other words, standard format.
Posts can be anything as long as the title is incorporated in some recognizeable way and they have some tie to St. Patty's; traditions, celebrations, the spirit of the holiday. Bring your pots-o-gold, leprechauns (Fucking sp?), rainbows, green beer, and shamrocks and throw together the winning post.
The winner will once again be the one to outplay his competition to gain the right to brag as winner of the Shamrock Open.
Orgasmatron has the three-peat under his belt, can that really continue?
User Reviews
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-20 21:59:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
marry me?
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On my way to Georgia, babe.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-20 21:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:46:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:57:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
NO MORE RHYMES NOW I MEAN IT!
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Simple_Catalyst- young indie boy
Sacrilicious- she needed a toy
They listened to Pixies,
They shared drunken licksies,
And each brought the other great joy
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marry me?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasm is normally crass,
he sticks his big rhymes up yer ass,
we all start to hum, as he starts to cum,
he takes all the posers with class. . . .
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-20 18:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"The boys of Liverpool, When we safely landed,
Called meself a fool; I could no longer stand it;
Blood began to boil, Temper I was losing,
Poor old Erin's isle They began abusing,
"Hurrah my soul," sez I, Let the shillelagh fly;
Some Galway boys were nigh, Saw I was a hobbling,
With a loud hurray, They joined me in the fray.
Soon we cleared the way, O'er the rocky road to Dublin
One, two, three, four, five!"
ST PAT'S = CRUNKED UP MICKS TIME!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:57:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
NO MORE RHYMES NOW I MEAN IT!
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Simple_Catalyst- young indie boy
Sacrilicious- she needed a toy
They listened to Pixies,
They shared drunken licksies,
And each brought the other great joy
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
He hollared "My name, it is Tim"
As he filled the cow's butt to the brim
He made sure that it knew
Who he was as it mooed
Then he wiped his dick off on its rim
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:36:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron is an orgasm machine?
Maybe with boys of fourteen.
he'll take off their socks
and tickle their cocks
singing the gayest limerick yet seen.
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HA!
Man I leave for a few hours and I come back to this?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84295
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
anybody want a peanut?
be posted shortly.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, and when do the titties/match ups go up?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NO MORE RHYMES NOW I MEAN IT!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron is an orgasm machine?
Maybe with boys of fourteen.
he'll take off their socks
and tickle their cocks
singing the gayest limerick yet seen.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron
CaptainThorns
The_taste_of_Monkeys
Jacobt26
Brdn_Nkd
badassmofo
inion_de_trua
Chroniclysm
HighVoltage900
ripple
ghola
Crystle
Circe
Doberish
simple_catalyst
MickGinny
scourge
PokeyPecker
wardy
MyNameIsTim
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just to clarify: i'd like to be a contestant.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
count me in.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job on incorporating the "gay lick" in there brdn.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By the skin of your chinny chin chin
Orgasmatron
CaptainThorns
The_taste_of_Monkeys
Jacobt26
Brdn_Nkd
badassmofo
inion_de_trua
Chroniclysm
HighVoltage900
ripple
ghola
Crystle
Circe
Doberish
simple_catalyst
MickGinny
scourge
PokeyPecker
wardy
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There once was a woman named Orange...
FUCK
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron that rhyming fool,
Dropped mad lyrics making womenz drool
he went too far rhyming in a bar
and soon had ghey menz drooling too
A man named Highvoltage heard this fools rhymes
He heard the rhymes flowing in precision times
Highvoltage that ghey-licking manly man
Got up to dance and did the can can
Orgasmatron and highvoltage made eye contact
Each inhaled sharply and loudly and without tact
They bound crost the room and collided with a boom
And fell making a pile of man flesh
Before a word could be said to the pair
Shoved their noses in the other's derriere
Going for broke they both gan to choke
as the stench of ass and balls o're their noses broke.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HAR HAR FINE
There once was a slut named ineen
Who could never say no to a peen
She loved sex unprotected
Till once she inspected
And found her puss bumpy and green
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Brdn_Nkd took off his shirt, blue
Then he stroked his new silicon boobs
"One more trip to the doc's
And they'll cut off my cock
Yes, I'll soon be a woman! Woo hoo!"
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahaha phuzzy. that's funny but I would have to agree that he looks bout ready to drop a load.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That goblin looks like he's about to crap out a lump of purest green.
Aaaand that's my title suggestion. Use it. Do it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There once was a captain named Thorny
Whose Ubergirlz made him quite horny
He'd record them a song
While stroking his dong
He had no need for teh porny
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the best part is it doesn't rhyme because inion is pronounced INEEN. hehe, i fucked your poem with my name.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Quite a stench raised the gringo named scourge
When he gave in to his primal urge
He could not help but fart
When he jerked his flesh dart
And he'd shit when he started to splurge
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
I once knew a gal, inion
Who would deepthroat men hither and yon
She would charge but a nickel
Ne'er picky nor fickle
And she'd suck them all off on her lawn
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Bah! Mine be better!
I CHALLENGE YOU TO LIMERICKS AT HIGH NOON
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:21:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
nuuurr rhymes with grrrrrr
uuuuughh rhymes with rug
woot rhymes with boot
har har peener rhymes with halo have you seen her?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*falls off chair*
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron was dropping rhymes like a fool
whilst caressing and rubbing his tool
he felt like a gimp when his piece went limp
he stuttered and started to drool
nuuurr rhymes with grrrrrr
uuuuughh rhymes with rug
woot rhymes with boot
har har peener rhymes with halo have you seen her?
Satisfied that his mad skills were intact
the O-man turned to his wiener, made a pact
"I'll love you forever I'll love you for always
but go limp again and twill be the end of your days"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I once knew a gal, inion
Who would deepthroat men hither and yon
She would charge but a nickel
Ne'er picky nor fickle
And she'd suck them all off on her lawn
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:13:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
A girl named inion_de_trua
Was bi...everything she would do-a
Posing as MistressFist
She once really got pissed
And cupcake-raped Baby Beluga
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Fuck, that was hard. Let's try this again with your real name:
There once was a girl named katy
Who looked and smelled like a Kuwaiti
The unbearable mess
That became of her breasts
Was deposited by Warren Beatty
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
meh.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:06:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
From her loins the town prospered
All the newborns she fostered
And fed them secretions nutritious
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I wept. I love those kids. Im so, so maternal. And delicious.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A girl named inion_de_trua
Was bi...everything she would do-a
Posing as MistressFist
She once really got pissed
And cupcake-raped Baby Beluga
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:01:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
There once was a dude, Captain Thorns
Who was careless while stroking to porn
In his zipper it stuck
And he hollared "Oh fuck!"
Now his dick's torn to shreds and malformed
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WHO TOLD YOU?!?
I mean, um...
katy, you're next.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
In Dublin I met a man, Shlongy
Whose tastes were incredibly wrongy:
With his hat that read 'Rancid'
This sidekick of Ted Danson
Bounced up hungrily on nitty's dongy.
In cork lived a girl, Sacrilicious
Whose vagina was sweet and delicious
From her loins the town prospered
All the newborns she fostered
And fed them secretions nutritious
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DO ME! DO ME!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There once was a dude, Captain Thorns
Who was careless while stroking to porn
In his zipper it stuck
And he hollared "Oh fuck!"
Now his dick's torn to shreds and malformed
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There once was a leper named Shaun
Who drove on the big Autobahn
He was cruising too fast
Hit the bridge with his ass
And so now Shaun's a sick leprechaun
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ew.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry bout that, I bought new socks this weekend and my feet are sweaty
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh, yeah, that'd be today the 20th. damn nitpicker. always nay saying everything I do, everything I create.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
monday the 21st of 2007
or
monday the 20th of 2006
?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate freckles....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There once was a twink named HighVoltage
Who ingested a fair 'mount of poletage
Though he liked to gay-lick
Taste of cum made him sick
So he tended to spit out mens' loadage
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sign up will close Monday 2/21 at noon CST
I did say I'd wait. Matches and titty assignments will be posted shortly after noon. Each match pair will write from the same title.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Titles
My Day With Molly McConnell
I might look Irish But It's Only Green Hue
Mum, You Wouldn't Understand
Freckles Make the World Go 'Round
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I just am unimaginative when I wake up in the morning. Cause you know I'm not at work so I am not obligated to think about how ancient cultures names can be related to homo-erotic actions.
Brdn here are my honest-to-god title suggestions:
-Fuck, they stole my lucky charms!
-Leperchauns tell me to hurt people
-Come on Ireland...What gives?
-Hi, I'm (Name, in my case HighVoltage) and I'm a member of the IRA.
-What's the deal with Ivory soap?
-IRISH PEOPLE MAKE ME LACTATE WITH JOY!
-Fuck me I'm Irish.
-How I threw off the chains of English oppression.
-Journey to the hometown.
-Irish women gone wild!
-Boondock Saints
-I have what every Irish girl wants
-God made alcohol because drunk Irish are funny
-I married an Irish girl/guy and all I got was this ragingly alcoholic step-family.
Yeah....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm gay lick, makes me think of last friday with this chick...
anyway. so when do we fucking find out!!!!!!!!! ?
i didn't see anything about the ira in title suggestions. where's my fockin whiskey let's get on with this shit.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HV, I have to admit that I didn't think it that much a stretch either. Also were your title submissions serious submissions?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:50:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:40:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 08:22:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
[inserts joke about how Voltage knows how to "gay-lick" with the best of 'em]
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How did you even see that out of Gaelic?
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Who didn't see that out of Gaelic?
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Well apparently you two have gay-licking on the brain.
I always knew you two would be a great couple.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BAMF - I assume you are referring to my mention of adjustment of ratings. When I included that it was because we had some drive by raters dropping -2s on posts. I adjusted the ratings to eliminate those to ensure that they did not affect the outcome.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well i missed alot.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would say that we write about the same title, as TTOM said it will make it easier to judge one against the other.
although I would say that when rating we probably shouldn't be rating it based on what the other story is, rather you should rate it on its own merits albeit more strictly than normal.
the eventual rating will work itself out. I mean if two stories are equally compelling then they would be both worthy of a +2 that is why we have the fallback of hits to judge true ratings ties.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:40:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 08:22:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
[inserts joke about how Voltage knows how to "gay-lick" with the best of 'em]
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How did you even see that out of Gaelic?
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Who didn't see that out of Gaelic?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 08:22:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
[inserts joke about how Voltage knows how to "gay-lick" with the best of 'em]
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How did you even see that out of Gaelic?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Id prefer same titles, its easier to judge which is better that way...possibly, what do I know.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do we write from the same titties or would you rather write from a different title than your competitor? I do not really have a preference myself as I've seen interesting results from either format.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"ghola <-already an imp, should have no probs with Leprachaun type post"
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aaaaa haahahahahahaha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 08:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sounds like Lish is pullin' rank here.
Methinks someone needs to join this competition and put her Gaelic to good use.
[inserts joke about how Voltage knows how to "gay-lick" with the best of 'em]
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-20 01:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:27:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck them, Paddy makes no god damn sense.
It's Patty and anyone who disagrees can choke on my blood engorged penis.
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'Padraig' is 'Patrick' in Gaelic. It's 'St Patrick', or 'St Paddy'. 'Patty' is a girl's name. You don't have to like it, HV, but that's the way it is. And I'm not a choker, so save it. *Sticks out tongue at Voltage*
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-20 00:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:26:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
18 contestants, we will either need more titties or each pair/group will have to write from the same title (Not necessarily a bad thing). O-man you like to bracket and shit don't you? Suggestions for a time-line (actually anyone with ideas please pipe up).
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Can never have too many titties.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can help with bracketing/timeline suggestions on the 21st. It's fine to think about it now, but who knows how many other people will choose to sign up for this.
Other lame title ideas, (some possible repeats as I haven't scanned the latest list):
Black Tom
The Banshee to Dublintown Came
Bottle & Cork
You'll Never Get Me Pot O' Gold
The End of the Rainbow
I'm Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover
It's a Great Day for the Irish
Irish Car Bombs
Darby O'Gill and the Revenge of the Little People
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck them, Paddy makes no god damn sense.
It's Patty and anyone who disagrees can choke on my blood engorged penis.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought it was patricks...
fuck.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
25 days till St. Paddies day...
According to this site at least: http://wilstar.com/holidays/patrick.htm
I always thought it was Patty but it is actually Paddy.
Stupid, silly Irish people and their 'D's.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When's St. P day exactly?
That'll help determine how long the rounds should be.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More title ideas (I am the TITLE MASTER! I would also like to point out that the kilt ideas should be thrown out as kilts are SCOTTISH, not Irish.):
-Boondock Saints(Best movie evar!)
-One time....in Ireland....(Think "One time...at bandcamp....")
-Brdn_Nkd loves me and gives me all da +2's
-I have what every Irish girl wants
-God made alcohol because drunk Irish are funny
-I married an Irish girl/guy and all I got was this ragingly alcoholic step-family.
....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry the one I just wrote happened to my cousin and after I read it I laughed. It's probably bad I laugh at my own jokes.... But that's cause I never know what the punchline will be until I say it.
Alright I'm out of ideas. I'm sure in about 5 minutes I'll have plenty more but by that time I will have started climbing the Andes in search of the fabled chupathingy.
I better bring a light jacket.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
tis grrrrrrrrreat idea.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn tiger made me drop a 1 on here.
Way to go Tony the tiger, you fuckhead.
HOLY SHIT that should be a title.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
THE TIGER WON'T TALK TO ME! HE IS ANGRY!
I TOLD YOU! THAT TABBY CAT MEANS NOTHING TO ME! NOTHING!!!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Voltage: you rock. hard.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay I just ate a piece of toast I soaked in water laced with LSD.... A tiger is sitting next to me giving me title ideas.
HERE'S SOME FROM THE THINK TANK TIGER!
-Fuck, they stole my lucky charms!
-Leperchauns tell me to hurt people
-Come on Ireland...What gives?
-Hi, I'm (Name, in my case HighVoltage) and I'm a member of the IRA.
-Orgasmatron sucks and here is why...
-Har Har Irish peener
-Ha Ha Irish Rabbit (pretty self explanatory)
-What's the deal with Ivory soap?
-IRISH PEOPLE MAKE ME LACTATE WITH JOY!
-Sometimes when I am all alone I think about Ireland and I get an erection which is really awkward because normally it's when there are people around and when they ask "Why do you have an erection?" and you just respond by saying "Ireland" it's really weird but that's okay because I want to have sex with an entire country and not the people IN the country I literally want to fornicate with the dirt and rocks and trees and stuff that makes up the PHYSICAL area of Ireland.
-Fuck me I'm Irish.
-How I threw off the chains of English oppression.
-Journey to the hometown.
-Irish women gone wild!
Uhhhh...the tiger stopped talking....Let me go watch the history channel and Braveheart and get some more Irish ideas.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
18 contestants, we will either need more titties or each pair/group will have to write from the same title (Not necessarily a bad thing). O-man you like to bracket and shit don't you? Suggestions for a time-line (actually anyone with ideas please pipe up).
Contestants thus far:
Orgasmatron
CaptainThorns
The_taste_of_Monkeys
Jacobt26
Brdn_Nkd
badassmofo
inion_de_trua
Chroniclysm
HighVoltage900
ripple
ghola
Crystle
Circe
Doberish
simple_catalyst
MickGinny
scourge
PokeyPecker
Title Suggestions:
They're Magically Delicious
Stroke Me Clover
Erin Go Braugh
Erin Go Bra-less
Oh, Paddy Dear
Jolly Old St. Patrick
The Ides of March
Just a Little Bailey's, Please
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
May The Road Rise Up To Meet You
Switch to Beer
The Scotsman
What's Beneath The Kilt
Where's Me Lucky Charms?
I'm Not Drunk, I'm Irish
Corned Beef and the Urbane Mysteries
No Leaf Clover
Paddy Cake
The Erotic Irish Adventures of Merlina
O Whacking Day
Chasing The Snake
Sham, Rock, and Roll
Danny Boy
Finnigan's Wake
when irish eyes are smiling
'WTF?! There's no emeralds on the Emerald Isle!
The Blarney Stone
The Luck of the Irish
The Cladaugh
Slainte!
Green Beer and The Corner Pub
Good Gracious Good Guinness
The Road Home
Slainte!
Green Beer and The Corner Pub
Good Gracious Good Guinness
The Road Home
I love being a New York City cop.
Join the Union.
The only thing worth watching on television is Barney Miller.
Every household needs at least one shillelagh.
A shot of Rock and Rye will clear that cough right up.
A shot of Rock and Rye will take care of that toothache.
Who cares if you know the words. Just sing along.
The Glass Shillelagh
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-19 19:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
leprechauns (Fucking sp?)
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-19 18:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some title suggestions:
I love being a New York City cop.
Join the Union.
The only thing worth watching on television is Barney Miller.
Every household needs at least one shillelagh.
A shot of Rock and Rye will clear that cough right up.
A shot of Rock and Rye will take care of that toothache.
Who cares if you know the words. Just sing along.
And of course;
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-19 17:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in. I've never done one of these. About time I gave it a shot I suppose.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-19 15:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-19 09:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would post my camwhore, but I am so ripped if any Uberwimminz saw it they would immediately leave their bf's/husbands and come to DC to join my harem....
Believe me last time that happened I had to explain a LOT to a bunch of guys. It just isn't worth the hassle.
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-19 04:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should camwhore it sometime.
I should also stop posting on this fuckin' thread just because I'm really hungover and can't change the webpage because the effort,...
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-19 04:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, at least I have a fucking hot irish body, eh?
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-19 04:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"With shite writing and bollock posts!!!!!1!!!! LOLZ!!!!!!!"
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-19 04:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Doberish <-noob,ballssssssssssss"
Haha...I've been around here *ages* - just didn't register under the username Doberish till a few months back.
Oh, and I'm the only fucking IRISH in a St Paddy's day comp! How can I lose!?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-19 04:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chroniclysm- (I like Chronic)
T'will be your downfall, m'lad.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-19 03:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Contestants thus far:
Orgasmatron
CaptainThorns
The_taste_of_Monkeys
Jacobt26
Brdn_Nkd
badassmofo
inion_de_trua
Chroniclysm
HighVoltage900
ripple
ghola
Crystle
Circe
Doberish
simple_catalyst
MickGinny
Drunk rating. Wooo!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-18 22:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:24:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Contestants thus far:
Orgasmatron<---(GOING TO BE PWNED! PWNED! Or maybe not. We'll see.)
CaptainThorns<---(Singing won't get you out of this one Jack)
The_taste_of_Monkeys<---(I heart people who fear me. I WILL KILL YOUR PUPPY!)
Jacobt26<---(Ermm....Testicles. That is all.)
Brdn_Nkd<---(Since you got Beebed so much I am surprised you are still conscious)
badassmofo<---(I dunno what to think about you... I'll be interested to watch.)
inion_de_trua<---(The fact that you are a hot, porn watching, gamer bi-curious chick WON'T SAVE YOU!)
Chroniclysm<---(I like Chronic)
HighVoltage900<---(To be feared yet adored in a humble idolization. He is Love.)
ripple<---(Sorry. Don't even know who you are...)
ghola<---(NINJA SEX! And this time I will have the last orgasm! MUHAHAHAHAHA!)
Crystle<---(My diamond heart will beat your crystle. Or something like that.)
Circe<---(Crazed witch from the Odyssey? Dude she was fucking hot. I will hit that so hard.)
Doberish<---(You're name makes me think of a dog. COINCIDENCE?!?!)
simple_catalyst<---(BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM STEALING ALL YOUR BASES!)
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-18 21:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am down for this, if you have a spot. mickginny.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-18 20:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Beebed thrice thank you very much. I also beebed habeeb twice.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:24:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Contestants thus far:
Orgasmatron <-Hope I dont get him the first round
CaptainThorns <-up and down, could be in with a chance then blow it
The_taste_of_Monkeys <-Sexy
Jacobt26 <-noob but ballsy to enter an Ubercomp
Brdn_Nkd <-beebed twice and survived,possible companion for cockroaches when sun burns out
badassmofo <-Likes dogs
inion_de_trua <-relative new kid
Chroniclysm <-writes teh gud rants
HighVoltage900 <-Hope I dont get him in the first
ripple <-Noob, ballsy
ghola <-already an imp, should have no probs with Leprachaun type post
Crystle <-Rarely posts
Circe <-Disturbingly high rating,scary opponent
Doberish <-noob,ballssssssssssss
simple_catalyst <-Possible wildcard(or possibly, I just dont remember any of your posts, sorry man)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Contestants thus far:
Orgasmatron
CaptainThorns
The_taste_of_Monkeys
Jacobt26
Brdn_Nkd
badassmofo
inion_de_trua
Chroniclysm
HighVoltage900
ripple
ghola
Crystle
Circe
Doberish
simple_catalyst
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Believe me, I have a winning formula....
......I take LSD right before I log onto Ubersite.
Then the next day, I notice I have submitted something that involves me holding down the "f" button for 6 minutes straight.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this will be bad, i can see it all ready:
SHILLELAGH TO THE FACE!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i can still get in yes?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-18 02:43:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Much as I would love to be in on this, it looks like I will be moving house around this period, so will have to make arrangements to get a new phone line hooked up.
Given the wonderful service of our telecoms providers, it could lead to me being offline for a month or so.
Look forward to reading some stuff if I am about though.
-Dave
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This guarantees I don't have to write against you again.
Hardcore.
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-18 11:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm in - and I demand instant transferance to the final, and the assassination of my opponent, because I'm irish.
All you Americans who once had a grandaddy who had an irish wolfhound (which, of course, makes you irish) can bow down and mouth-juggle my junk now.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-02-18 07:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep, I'll play. Sounds like fun.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-18 07:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Brdn -- thanks for the invite. I really appreciate it. But I'm going to sit this one out. As far as holidays go, St Paddy's day doesn't really grab me. There's only so many stories I could write about drunken Irishmen and flesh-eating leprachauns, and I'm kind of busy in the next couple of weeks.
Thanks for the heads up, though. You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-18 02:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Much as I would love to be in on this, it looks like I will be moving house around this period, so will have to make arrangements to get a new phone line hooked up.
Given the wonderful service of our telecoms providers, it could lead to me being offline for a month or so.
Look forward to reading some stuff if I am about though.
-Dave
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-17 21:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hey.. I'll be in again. I'll use a real storyline this time instead of working an alternate style.
and PLEASE PLEASE take the urbane title out!
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:55:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:50:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh dear lord please take the urbane title out of the running, i know i'm gonna get that one and i don't have enough back history on her to make that worthwhile.
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Don't worry, I wasn't serious about that particular title...if anyone else wants to move to throw it out, go right ahead, it won't offend me in the least.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-17 20:22:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yay, i'll play!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-17 19:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't decide whether I want to meet O-man in the finals or beat him first thing...Hmm they both sound delicious.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-17 19:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Contestants thus far:
Orgasmatron
CaptainThorns
The_taste_of_Monkeys
Jacobt26
Brdn_Nkd
badassmofo
inion_de_trua
Chroniclysm
HighVoltage900
ripple
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
id like to try this
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BRING IT ON, LOW WATTAGE!
I'LL FUCK YOU IN FRONT OF YER FACKIN' MOTHA! YOU'RE GONNA DIE, BITCH...I'M COMIN' OUTTA THE BOOTH!
Now go. Go give me the 150+ hits I need to break 100K.
DO IT, MONKEYS! DANCE FOR DADDY!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-17 17:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY FUCK SAINT PATTY'S DAY CONTEST! I AM FUCKING IN!
FUCK YEAH! O-MAN YOU ARE GOING DOWN!
MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Title - Pog Mo Thoin
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Contestants thus far:
Orgasmatron
CaptainThorns
The_taste_of_Monkeys
Jacobt26
Brdn_Nkd
badassmofo
inion_de_trua
Chroniclysm
Title Suggestions:
They're Magically Delicious
Stroke Me Clover
Erin Go Braugh
Erin Go Bra-less
Oh, Paddy Dear
Jolly Old St. Patrick
The Ides of March
Just a Little Bailey's, Please
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
May The Road Rise Up To Meet You
Switch to Beer
The Scotsman
What's Beneath The Kilt
Where's Me Lucky Charms?
I'm Not Drunk, I'm Irish
Corned Beef and the Urbane Mysteries
No Leaf Clover
Paddy Cake
The Erotic Irish Adventures of Merlina
O Whacking Day
Chasing The Snake
Sham, Rock, and Roll
Danny Boy
Finnigan's Wake
when irish eyes are smiling
'WTF?! There's no emeralds on the Emerald Isle!
The Blarney Stone
The Luck of the Irish
The Cladaugh
Slainte!
Green Beer and The Corner Pub
Good Gracious Good Guinness
The Road Home
Slainte!
Green Beer and The Corner Pub
Good Gracious Good Guinness
The Road Home
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Inion -- Grueberfest (which is actually misleading, because thecaes and I both technically won that), and Ubermas, courtesy of these:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78095
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81416
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLinkwhore.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in, Irish blood and all.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what were the other two o was in on and won?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no I'm sorry I'll post some really ones
Slainte!
Green Beer and The Corner Pub
Good Gracious Good Guinness
The Road Home
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
last time i think i got one of bamf's. and then ghola's... i'm gonna get fucked over again, i know it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I supposed to include your titles there BAMF?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Blarney Stone
The Luck of the Irish
The Cladaugh
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mary Haley and My Shaleilea (sp)
IRA and URA2
Shekkie McDougal Suffers Stifling Setback
Green VIbrators or The Luckiest Day of My Life
I May be 2 Foot Tall But I'll Skullfuck Your Sister Yet
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Inion - Ironically, St. Pat's is one of the few days a year that I don't drink (usually). It always falls during Lent, and teh booze is always up there on the list of things that get given up.
Lent sucks.
Thorns - Aye. 'Tis true, 'tis true. The wine do be gettin' its hooks in ye.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Title suggestion;
'WTF?! There's no emeralds on the Emerald Isle!'
I may be able to wangle you a Guinness as a guest adjudicator.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, assclowns. It's 3PM and I'm officially outta here for the weekend. Glad to have done my part in HEATing things up on this post.
See y'all Monday!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Contestants thus far:
Winnermatron
CaptainThorns
The_taste_of_Monkeys
Jacobt26
Brdn_Nkd
badassmofo
inion_de_trua
Title Suggestions:
They're Magically Delicious
Stroke Me Clover
Erin Go Braugh
Erin Go Bra-less
Oh, Paddy Dear
Jolly Old St. Patrick
The Ides of March
Just a Little Bailey's, Please
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
May The Road Rise Up To Meet You
Switch to Beer
The Scotsman
What's Beneath The Kilt
Where's Me Lucky Charms?
I'm Not Drunk, I'm Irish
Corned Beef and the Urbane Mysteries
No Leaf Clover
Paddy Cake
The Erotic Irish Adventures of Merlina
O Whacking Day
Chasing The Snake
Sham, Rock, and Roll
Danny Boy
Finnigan's Wake
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:52:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Or maybe HOW ABOUT THE BLESSED SAINT PATRICK HIMSELF, WHO DROVE THE SNAKES FROM IRELAND AND BROUGHT HER PEOPLE THE HOLY LIGHT OF THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH!!!
Fucking pagans.
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Hey Teeph, I think I had that covered with my "Chasing the Snake" title suggestion...having been raised Catholic, it's hard to get all of it completely out of my system.
And by "it", I mean the sacramental wine.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:50:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
O - remind me to find out where you live and set your girlfriend on fire while you're in bed asleep next to her.
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Aw, don't be so violent, deeps. You're out of luck, anyway, because she's covered in a fine layer of asbestos.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
or what when irish eyes are smiling?
jeez teeph.... way to spread the good word of jesus again. so how drunk ya gonna get?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it actually works. Yeah, you could tie it to that but urbane is a real word that gives the title a different context besides the sausage framed clam.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:50:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh dear lord please take the urbane title out of the running, i know i'm gonna get that one and i don't have enough back history on her to make that worthwhile.
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Don't worry, I wasn't serious about that particular title...if anyone else wants to move to throw it out, go right ahead, it won't offend me in the least.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually meant to include that but as I was thinking of how to word it I got distracted by the cute little squirrel outside my window and by the time I was done ringing his neck and drinking the blood from his body I forgot. Sorry.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Posts can be anything as long as the title is incorporated in some recognizeable way and they have some tie to St. Patty's; traditions, celebrations, the spirit of the holiday. Bring your pots-o-gold, leprechauns (Fucking sp?), rainbows, green beer, and shamrocks and throw together the winning post.
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Or maybe HOW ABOUT THE BLESSED SAINT PATRICK HIMSELF, WHO DROVE THE SNAKES FROM IRELAND AND BROUGHT HER PEOPLE THE HOLY LIGHT OF THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH!!!
Fucking pagans.
And, uh, anyone suggest "Danny Boy" yet? Finnigan's Wake?
Anybody?
Jump Around?
No?
Okay. Must just be me.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
urbane
adj 1: showing a high degree of refinement and the assurance that comes from wide social experience; "his polished manner"; "maintained an urbane tone in his letters" [syn: polished, refined, svelte] 2: characterized by tact and propriety 3: marked by wide-ranging knowledge and appreciation of many parts of the world arising from urban life and wide travel; "the sophisticated manners of a true cosmopolite"; "urbane and pliant...he was at ease even in the drawing rooms of Paris" [syn: sophisticated]
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn! No need for that hostility.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh dear lord please take the urbane title out of the running, i know i'm gonna get that one and i don't have enough back history on her to make that worthwhile.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
O - remind me to find out where you live and set your girlfriend on fire while you're in bed asleep next to her.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks bob, I'll read that later.
Camp away, I have an hour left.
Contestants thus far:
Winnermatron
CaptainThorns
The_taste_of_Monkeys
Jacobt26
Brdn_Nkd
badassmofo
inion_de_trua
Title Suggestions:
They're Magically Delicious
Stroke Me Clover
Erin Go Braugh
Erin Go Bra-less
Oh, Paddy Dear
Jolly Old St. Patrick
The Ides of March
Just a Little Bailey's, Please
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
May The Road Rise Up To Meet You
Switch to Beer
The Scotsman
What's Beneath The Kilt
Where's Me Lucky Charms?
I'm Not Drunk, I'm Irish
Corned Beef and the Urbane Mysteries
No Leaf Clover
Paddy Cake
The Erotic Irish Adventures of Merlina
O Whacking Day
Chasing The Snake
Sham, Rock, and Roll
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:44:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least you weren't serious about the tattoo. you'd hafta buy me alot of whiskey to get that one done.
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I think the deep impression on your brow from the mollywop I gave you in the Ubertines finals is going to last long enough to make any tattoo pretty much useless at this point.
Oooh, sweet burn.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least you weren't serious about the tattoo. you'd hafta buy me alot of whiskey to get that one done.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think "touch me lucky charms" would be better than "magically delicious," or maybe i just see it as dirtier.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:42:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorns - I was as serious about the bye comment as I was the M&M one.
I look forward to working my way up to however far I get. Wouldn't be right otherwise.
And if you feel like camping today, might I suggest:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84196#1844779
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And I was about as serious as half of my title suggestions thus far. :p
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall now be brushing up on my Irish Studies by drinking Guiness, telling Paddy and Seumus jokes,watching the movie 'Leprachuan' and supporting any team in any sport with the word Celtic in their name till the start of the comp.
I have a slight advantage since I've lived in Glasgow since I was 18 and the place is fucking infested with Irish.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorns - I was as serious about the bye comment as I was the M&M one.
I look forward to working my way up to however far I get. Wouldn't be right otherwise.
And if you feel like camping today, might I suggest:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84196#1844779
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More title ideas:
No Leaf Clover
Paddy Cake
The Erotic Irish Adventures of Merlina
O Whacking Day
Chasing The Snake
Sham, Rock, and Roll
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah yeah, there is a lot of time on this one so i'm in
although I'll understand if you deny me entry based on my past deadline failures.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am officially camping out here for the last damn half-hour of my work day.
HEAT HEAT HEAT
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:33:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
and blow jobs only go out to those who throw the contest at my feet.
ya fuckers.
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Fine, be that way!
*sticks tongue out and grabs self*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:31:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I demand a bye to the final round.
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WHAT?! Like hell, Two-Face! (you half-shaved loverboy, you!)
Uber Rule Number 42.3b: There shall be NO byes in any Uber-related contests.
Love, Captain Thorns
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's my entry:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62119
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and blow jobs only go out to those who throw the contest at my feet.
ya fuckers.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm waiting for the mushroom tattoo comment...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:30:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll do it!!!! forced inspiration seems to work for me.
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katy, this time, you're going down...
...on me, after i beat you in the second round.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I demand a bye to the final round.
I demand I choose my own title and the title of my opponent.
I demand a bowl full of yellow peanut M&Ms on my desk each morning that stories are due. YELLOW, NOT BROWN OR BLACK, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
I demand water trapped by human hands from fresh springs in the Alps.
I demand that inion_de_trua gets a tattoo of my choosing on her forehead to commemorate the beginning of the competition.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll do it!!!! forced inspiration seems to work for me.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and some title ideas:
They're Magically Delicious
Stroke Me Clover
Erin Go Braugh
Erin Go Bra-less
Oh, Paddy Dear
Jolly Old St. Patrick
The Ides of March
Just a Little Bailey's, Please
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
May The Road Rise Up To Meet You
Switch to Beer
The Scotsman
What's Beneath The Kilt
Where's Me Lucky Charms?
I'm Not Drunk, I'm Irish
Corned Beef and the Urbane Mysteries
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Contestants thus far:
Winnermatron
CaptainThorns
The_taste_of_Monkeys
Jacobt26
Brdn_Nkd
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
drunk irish revelry posts?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This kind of thing gives me a reason to write and good stuff to read so yeah. I need to take my time and try to make it past first round for a change.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give it a shot, still new here but these always looked fun as a lurker.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'm pretty much fucked anyway now that this streak has been mentioned.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have never tried one of these actually, so COUNT ME IN!
Doin the bull dance,feelin the flow, workin it, circular
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in...this should be a bit easier than Ubertines, and maybe this time I'll hand O-Tron his ass on a platter.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Though three's a good number.
Four is just square.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Ubercontests
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha...awesome.
Didn't think people were serious about this.
I'm in.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY LEPRECHAUNZ