POMHF: The Ghey Ghetto (1328 hits)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (View user info) at 2006-02-17 19:50:59 EST
Now that Jack McCallum has moved out of San Francisco, I think it's safe to say I'm the Uber user who lives in the gheyest city of all. I live in Long Beach, California, AKA the Ghey Ghetto. Here are some pictures of Long Beach in all it's ghey glory.
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-19 09:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ghey
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your town either looks like the funnest place to live in or the most annoying place on earth to even hear about.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These pictures make me want to move back. I miss the sunny weather.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:19:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this?
Oh, and I used to live in Philly, the city of brotherly love. Although not as pretty as your town, but still pretty freaking ghey.
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So... um... *twirls hair*....
Sup neighbor?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this?
Oh, and I used to live in Philly, the city of brotherly love. Although not as pretty as your town, but still pretty freaking ghey.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wherever ETS lives would have to be considered the "gayest town in America" at this point in the festivities.
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me giggle...
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
this has to be one of the gayest posts ever.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that makes me sad. sublime *sniffle* brad wasn't gay *sniffle*
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-10 03:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love teh fairfax area.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-10 03:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LBC REPRESENT NEGRO
*throws up gang signs*
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-03-10 03:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have an older brother in San Francisco...... does that count for something?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-09 20:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i was born in Long Beach, CA
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well good for you
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can see why swans make a good ghey symbol, since it is not completely uncommon for two male swans to steal a nest from a female and raise the chicks as their own.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-18 01:36:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Swans ARE scary.
There was one terrorizing a pond in Plymouth, named Ghengis Swan.
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How can swans be scary? I know some people have been bitten by them but come on, they have no teeth! Besides, you could probably outrun them with their short little legs and the way they waddle.
Ghengis Swan is an awesome name though. If I had a pet swan, that's what I'd name him.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all come on.
you know you'd rather crash into cement with dolphins and fish on it!
Submitted by coocoocachoo (user info) at 2006-02-18 13:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We have purple busses where i live too, and I live in the most un-ghey city in the US.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-18 10:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, dude. Don't knock swans. They will Fuck You Up. So speaketh MyNameIsTim.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54423
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-18 10:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that looks like somewhere i'd like to go
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-18 10:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This was thoroughly uninteresting.
But I tossed in a +1 because you have a vagina, in theory.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-18 01:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Makes me want to visit Dupont Circle at this time of night...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-18 01:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Swans ARE scary.
There was one terrorizing a pond in Plymouth, named Ghengis Swan.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-18 01:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
anyone from southbeach? i wonder which is gayer.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-18 00:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's only one place Ghey-er.
FatTony's house.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-02-18 00:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey...swans are some mean little shits, I got bit in the nuts by one once...wait...maybe swans ARE gay...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-17 22:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's ask the judges...
What?
Really?
Yeah, OK...
That is whey ghey.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-02-17 21:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is pretty ghey
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-17 21:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2TT3NT1ON 6H3Y M3NZ!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-17 20:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I wish the genpop would just accept gay people. I'm so tired of the parades and the "accept me or be snotted at" attitudes. I don't care that someone's gay in the same way that they don't care that I'm straight. Wingeing on about it is just boring at this point.
This was a well-assembled post, too. A good read.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-02-17 20:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you had really good seats at the gay/lesbo parade. i mean, come on, you were right there... in the middle of everything, watching, waiting, wishing...
then "suzie", your friend, you've known her all your life, thought it would be fun to go to the parade, brushes up against you while reaching for a baloon.
your breasts, her breasts, they touch...
she stops... your eyes meet. she's close, so close you can smell her perfume.
you cant continue hiding it. you've had these feeling since middle school, when you were at sleepovers.
you kiss. finally.
i love commas
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-17 20:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't argue with your reasoning for living there.
I'm from Michigan, and those aware of this states existence probably know of Ann Arbor. In Ann Arbor there are homosexual/bisexual clubs in the middle/high schools that help/convince students to realize/become gay.
I think they're trying to Terraform the people in Ann Arbor in order to compete in Americas Gayest city.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-17 20:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Death_Metal_Dude- You live in West Hollywood? You're right, West Hollywood is gayer than Long Beach.
Jacobt26- I've lived here since I was 10. I stayed here because I have a lot of friends here and I love the beach. Besides, little gay boys are so much fun.
Submitted by Timberwolves_At_New_York (user info) at 2006-02-17 20:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
meh
+2 effort
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-17 20:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
long beach is nothing compared to west hollywood
in weho even the cop cars have rainbow emblems on the side
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-17 20:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've obviously never been to Key West.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-17 19:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Now heres the question, why did you choose to live in this homoville?