Not Today. (530 hits)
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Submitted by >Malachewaii< (View user info) at 2006-02-17 21:44:57 EST
There's always that one bitch that you hate more than anyone else. Mine happens to be at the workplace. You know the type.. the goody-two shoes, does everything right, has her head so far up the manager's ass I don't know where he ends and she begins..
Anyhow.. I don't hate her so much because of the insane amount of ass-kissing she gives to management. I hate her because she's the worst liar I've ever known. For instance.
She works in customer service, but has a Master's Degree in English. Also, she always asks me how to spell things.
She owns a magical Ford Mustang. (She does own a Mustang, though.) Apparently, during a snowy day, she flipped her car end over end 7 (seven) times.. and made it to work on time, without a scratch on it.
She also came to work one day with a plastic baggie full of her kidney stones. Honestly, who the FUCK does that? and secondly, who the fuck cares?
Anyhow, one day, she comes in on her day off, to pick up her check. I note the shirt she's wearing says "Princess" yeah.. right..
Of course, on her way out, she couldn't resist giving me a shitty remark before leaving in her Magical Mustang. Without a second thought, I blurted out in front of a customer "Your shirt may say princess, but your face says troll." Oops. Oh well.. she hasn't fucked with me since..
I could go on, but I'd probably bore you more than I already have. So, uber.. what work-related horror stores do you have?
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-17 22:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ravage her lyin' eyes or her poon with a six-foot hockey stick...
Tell her if she wants horse cock, fuck her Mustang. Or poontang.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-17 22:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2006-02-17 22:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She flipped her car 7 times with no damage to the car or herself?? Not fucking possible.
Slam a staple into her left eye.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-17 21:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82521
Work related linkwhore.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-17 21:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quick! Repost it with the right pic!
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-17 21:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck. wrong picture. damn it.