The REAL Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Weep and Kill Your Children WOO!!! (10030 hits)
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Rating: 1.6 on 73 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Habeeb "No Thank You, Emo" Thomas (View user info) at 2006-02-18 13:52:43 EST
OMG
IT TOOK ME 4.9 YEARS TO CRAFT DIS
I USED WINDOWS XEMIO 7.8 ANDS A 12.9 BILLION MEGAPIXEL OPTICAL FLOROSCOPE MOUSE
I AM SOO COO AND TALENTED
GO RUSH WOO
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-01 00:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-08-10 02:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-20 16:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
durrgh
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
exlnt!
Submitted by maxmouse (user info) at 2006-03-06 05:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aw fuck, it's 5:25am, and this is the 2nd or 3rd time i have seen this post, but this time it got to me, it really got to me.
DAMNIT THIS IS FUNNY!
+2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-04 01:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have absolute proof that his was drawn IN PHOTOSHOP.
I checked a word file and said stuff about jpeg compression, IT MUST BE TRUE
This picture is a fraud!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-03 06:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is still genius. Habeeb you should try and do a really long MS Paint Habeeb style post.
Starting with the sun and fusion at the top and ending with the moon and... I forget what the moon does... I'm not worthy :(
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-03 00:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, I laughed at this.
Probably the first time I have done so on a Beeb post.
You shouldn't denigrade the masterpiece that is the orginal though by rating it negatively.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty funny. I thought about doing something like this, but then I realized HOW MUCH WORK it would be, even to make a crappy version of the original.
Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the funniest things I've ever fuckin' seen. I had to minimize the screen for like two minutes halfway through to avoid pissing myself from laughter.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-21 05:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
's alright. I smiled.
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-20 21:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:34:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Anyway, I'm flattered that someone did a parody of one of my posts.
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You are TOO NICE for uber.
Not this specifically, but you're calm and understanding towards Shlongy.
What the fuck is up with that?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
VERY COO
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Taco cake?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:15:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like a little retard did this.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like a little retard did this. Beebtastic.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed. I cried. I went to the bathroom at some point.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hysterical
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-20 08:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-20 04:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4.9 Years of your life gone!
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay Gandalf auto +2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaahha
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please behold this Beeb:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84270
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-02-19 20:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Solid.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-02-19 15:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Habeeb 'Chickenbone Collector' Thomas strikes again...DUN DUN DUN!
Submitted by Pelvis_Man (user info) at 2006-02-19 12:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-02-19 09:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha the fisherman is gold.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-18 23:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the one that should be on entensity
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-18 23:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:21:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:18:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:23:18 (#)
Ranking: -1
it was pretty immature of you to downgrade forthewin's post with a -1. honestly.
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Fuck him i was being honest, Cross lisa loebs heart and hope to die.
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Just for that
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Just for that, +2. This post was fucking ace.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-18 23:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
har har gandalf.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-18 22:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me pee!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-18 22:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bad
ass
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-02-18 22:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! Check out that glow-in-the-dark penos!!!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-18 22:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh man priceless....
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-18 21:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAHAHAHAHAHAH
This is tied with "Assholes in the Forest" as my favourite Beeb post.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-18 19:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:54:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
This fucking blows and I STILL like it better than that other geeker's masterpiece.
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I think that's a sign that you enjoy penis jokes, stupid humor, and aren't interested in skill based posts that are lacking in humor or stupidity. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just sayin.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This fucking blows and I STILL like it better than that other geeker's masterpiece.
Submitted by ryan5012 (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is gold
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Anyway, I'm flattered that someone did a parody of one of my posts.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
it's like, anywhere else in the world besides uber and you would long have been exiled for being the village idiot...but here, you're like the chief.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:08:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
On a side note, "Orion" is the greatest heavy metal instrumental ever. EVER. EVAAAR!
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Naaaah. Call of Ktulu.
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You're both close, but you're both wrong- it is "To Live is to Die".
No wait..it IS "Orion".
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like a pie.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:47:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:21:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:05:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:04:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I have some of your cake?
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YES
CAKE FOR EVERYONE
AND TACOS
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What kind of cake? If it's not chocolate and doesn't have frosting on it, I want some! And what kind of tacos?
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PICKY BASTARD
MUST BE FROM DA EAST COAST
WHO CARES WHAT KIND ITS FREE
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This made me laugh, but forthewin is the visual Orgasmatron, so halfway die.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:18:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:23:18 (#)
Ranking: -1
it was pretty immature of you to downgrade forthewin's post with a -1. honestly.
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Fuck him i was being honest, Cross lisa loebs heart and hope to die.
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Just for that.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:23:18 (#)
Ranking: -1
it was pretty immature of you to downgrade forthewin's post with a -1. honestly.
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Agreed.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't trust his cake, he's probably gayed it up with some semen.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you draw like a two year old on crack.
I like it.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:05:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:04:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I have some of your cake?
-------------------------------------
YES
CAKE FOR EVERYONE
AND TACOS
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What kind of cake? If it's not chocolate and doesn't have frosting on it, I want some! And what kind of tacos?
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:23:18 (#)
Ranking: -1
it was pretty immature of you to downgrade forthewin's post with a -1. honestly.
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Fuck him i was being honest, Cross lisa loebs heart and hope to die.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Naaaah. Call of Ktulu.
Cthulhu, surely
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
it was pretty immature of you to downgrade forthewin's post with a -1. honestly.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
har har gandalf.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is it...marble cake?
can I have some too?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What kind of cake?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. Never mind. Nuuur. Metallica.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Naaaah. Call of Ktulu.
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Who does that? I've never heard of it. Tell me, I'll download it, and be the judge of that, thank ya vury much.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:08:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
On a side note, "Orion" is the greatest heavy metal instrumental ever. EVER. EVAAAR!
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Naaaah. Call of Ktulu.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On a side note, "Orion" is the greatest heavy metal instrumental ever. EVER. EVAAAR!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:04:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I have some of your cake?
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YES
CAKE FOR EVERYONE
AND TACOS
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I have some of your cake?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i... nevermind
funny as an infected boil.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-18 13:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh hell yeah.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-18 13:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-02-18 13:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
duurgh