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Flying Squirrel Poem (842 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -0.5 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (View user info) at 2006-02-18 14:47:21 EST


This is one of the quick, non violent poems that i made. I'll probably submit some violent better ones in the near future.

Flying Squirrel

O, flying squirrel
Flying high through the night.
Up in the air,
You are a majestic sight.

Flying in the forest,
To catch moths as your prey.
You spot your enemy, the owl,
And quickly glide away.

Your nocturnal antics
Greatly amuse me.
Flipping yourself around
To get from tree to tree.

For tonight, flying squirrel,
I bid you adieu.
I'll love you flying squirrel.
No matter what you do.

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Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-28 04:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (user info) at 2006-02-19 13:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a minature flying squirrel. Or at least GOOGLE thinks it is.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-19 11:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thats not a squirrel!

Submitted by cybergoose (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

my squirrels would rape yours any day

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:24:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

Ode to Peking Duck:

Little glazed mallard of impossible delight
Your sacrifice will not go unforgotten
Soon you'll take to air again, though not on wing in flight
Rather, you will soar when poo I'm ploppin'
_________________________

To be honest, I only came to this post to see if Orgasmatron left a tidbit. Yours wasn't bad though.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ode to Peking Duck:

Little glazed mallard of impossible delight
Your sacrifice will not go unforgotten
Soon you'll take to air again, though not on wing in flight
Rather, you will soar when poo I'm ploppin'

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

uninspiring.


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