Germans Are Weird (950 hits)
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Submitted by Laura (View user info) at 2006-02-18 15:22:49 EST
This is way old, but fuck it.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3286721.stm
I've always known that Germans may or may not be a little odd in the head.
After all, they had Hitler. And Tatu was from a country north of Germany. And my dog is black.
That's irrefutable.
But cannibalism is just absolutely bonkers. I would have expected this from some place that's more weird or poor. You know, like that unnamed pink country in the middle of Central America.
Germany, we apologize that your reputation was soiled by a computer programmer.
I can't even imagine the conversation.
"Hi, I'd like to eat somebody."
"Bite me, weirdo."
"Okay."
And really, they said the guy chopped off his penis and they ate it together. Why?
Why would you eat your own penis?
I know men like the whole having a mouth on their cock thing, but that's just nuts. Haha nuts...
...In other news, another stupid little white kid got snatched from his mom's car in Albuquerque. I have an idea. If a guy is trying to take you away, fight back. Unless he's cute.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:41:44 EST (#)
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yeah, but we invented the Cleveland Steamer.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-20 07:01:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-19 17:04:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-19 16:51:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-19 10:04:37 EST (#)
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Forgot my -2 I was so enraged and I meant St patrick's day.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-19 10:03:28 EST (#)
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Hitler was Austrian, also don't say "I can't even imagine the conversation" and then attempt to imagine it, that just doesn't make sense. This was pathetic and I though you wouldn't be back until St Valentines day? On a more serious note, you have no talent.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-02-19 09:28:42 EST (#)
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Don't bother. Twice.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-19 08:09:17 EST (#)
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you just figured that out ayy?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-18 19:50:55 EST (#)
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Dear God.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-18 19:43:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:57:22 EST (#)
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Why don't you tongue my asshole?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:31:54 EST (#)
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Ubersite needs some kind of literacy baseline. Like, you can't get in unless you score a 4+ on an AP English exam.
Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:25:26 EST (#)
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+2 Because the Armin Meiwes case inspired Rammstein's "Mein Teil"
-2 Because you didn't really say much of anything.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:31:13 EST (#)
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Actually, I wanted to make it about sex fetishes. You ruined my worst post ever. Thanks a lot.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:30:25 EST (#)
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So can you.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:30:04 EST (#)
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every country has a few cannibal weirdos, look at the US for example.
+2 for not making this a post about German sex fetishes, we're really tired of that
-2 because it wasn't very involved, detailed or original
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:29:48 EST (#)
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FFS. How simple minded are you?
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:28:14 EST (#)
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You can do better than that.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:25:59 EST (#)
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i want my twenty seconds back.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2006-02-18 15:25:33 EST (#)
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By the way, where's jimthefiend? And that crossdressing man-chick?