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Cancers post got me thinking.... (771 hits)

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Submitted by Oleannder (View user info) at 2006-02-18 15:53:32 EST


This in reference to FunnyAsCancers post here: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=114020570918043184

There was one thing he wrote that really got me thinking....

"Apparently, the pee hole and the tampon hole are two entirely different areas. As a young, sexually inexperienced male, I did not know this until Wednesday. Now I'm wondering how many of you older, experienced males are just learning this now. "

Oddly enough I was watching South Park last night & it was the episode in which Mr. Garrison gets his fancy new vagina. At the begining we are subjected to watching the cartoon surgury intercut with footage from an actual sex change operation.

So with that in mind & with Cancers comment I started to wonder..... in a sex change if the penis is really turned inside out & stuffed into the body cavity to create a vagina then just where the hell is the new pee hole?

Does it come out of the new vaginal opening? Does it spray up into the body cavity? Does it shoot out their ears? Where does it go? These are the kinds of things that keep me awake at night.

What about right after the surgury during heaing time? Where does the catheter go? For something that I will never in a million years be going through the questions are driving me crazy.

Since I have a lot of free time on my hands, where transexuals urinate from is one of the burning questions that keeps me going, which is kind of odd since I am a straight woman, but I wonder regardless.

I should go watch some more TV before I get too caught up in this.

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:50:46 (#)
Ranking: 1


but a BJ is a fantastical wonderous thing. However, a mangled inverted penis with a urinating clitoris is not.
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for some reason this made me chuckle


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Call Eric Cartman and ask him. In the meantime, quit jacking off.

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2006-02-18 18:32:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:39:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

This made me think of Mr/Mrs Garrison off of South Park, so I laughed and danced. The post, on the other hand, was total crap.
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Crap? Why? I was actually curious & wanted an answer. Curiosity is never crap.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:50:46 (#)
Ranking: 1

but a BJ is a fantastical wonderous thing. However, a mangled inverted penis with a urinating clitoris is not.
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This made me think of Mr/Mrs Garrison off of South Park, so I laughed and danced. The post, on the other hand, was total crap.

Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-18 17:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:57:07 (#)
Ranking: 1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_hood

Hey Ramen, wanna see where women "pee" from?
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They do not pee from some faux clitoris located in a disgusting mangina, only nasty ass post- op trannsexuals do that.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_hood

Hey Ramen, wanna see where women "pee" from?

Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:45:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:40:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_inversion

apparantly they use the tip of the penis to make a new clitoris, implying that the tip is postitioned where a normal clit should be and that's where the "pee" flows through
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My first thought was to think how nasty that was but then I remembered that women are sucking on men's pee hole every time we give a blowjob...... fuck I really want some mouthwash now

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but a BJ is a fantastical wonderous thing. However, a mangled inverted penis with a urinating clitoris is not.

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:40:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_inversion

apparantly they use the tip of the penis to make a new clitoris, implying that the tip is postitioned where a normal clit should be and that's where the "pee" flows through
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My first thought was to think how nasty that was but then I remembered that women are sucking on men's pee hole every time we give a blowjob...... fuck I really want some mouthwash now.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_inversion

apparantly they use the tip of the penis to make a new clitoris, implying that the tip is postitioned where a normal clit should be and that's where the "pee" flows through

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

there must be a website for it somewhere... I'm off to boolistic or google

Submitted by stupiddummy (user info) at 2006-02-18 16:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

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