No content to speak, bart, you overbearing fascist! (919 hits)
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Submitted by Kam "And this, kids, is your mind. On drugs." pA (View user info) at 2006-02-19 05:26:22 EST
Yes, this is a thinly-veiled excuse for a post, submitted only for the camwhore.
Yes, I'm 18 (hopefully I look older than thorpe, that 12-year-old cunt...no, I love him really...his posts make me smile. WITH MY ANUS!) and still living at home and going to school and having to tidy that home before the parents get back to it because it looks like it's been hit with an incendary bomb...if incendary bombs were filled with vodka instead of fire.
And I'm starving and tired and the acid was a REAL BAD IDEA!
Gah...
Shucks, you bastards made me do this with your incessent uberdirectory shite...go fuck yourselves.
IN THE ASS, with a cactus.
I'm running out of rambling things to say, so here's the picture...
nop, wait, just noticed my hand again...My small knuckle on my right hand is bruised, slightly swollen and is cut in 4 seperate places. There is also a fist-shaped dent in my brother's wall. This is because I told a mate to hit me 3 times in the stomach to see what it felt like, and for a dig-for-dig competition. There's a video. It goes something like this;
<bittersweet symphony in background>
<thumbs up given>
<lunge - three punches hit home with a kind of 'slapping wet cement' sound>
<I stagger back, holding stomach, and bump against wall>
"AHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH FUCK!"
<rolls, punches wall, slump over chair>
"Oooooh....shit..."
<laughing>
<I look up and see the hole>
"Christ....."
<camera pans to mate. He laughs and smiles>
Ha, fucker didn't realise how he'd not being doing that *after* the fucking video...hahaha...I set him up and slugged him in the guts with my right, and the bastard crumpled up and didn't stand for three or four minutes.
That made me feel REALLY good, on a kindof primevil, genetic-male way.
The picture was the point of this, but it kindof got lost in that story...
TAt this very moment in time (11.15am) the following items are on my computer desk:
1) My computer
2) Bowl&fork from aforementioned mate's sausage roll last night (OMFG TEH PEENER JOKE LOLZ!!!!!1!!!)
3) Glass
3) Small glass, looks to have the remains of whiskey in it. <sniffs> Yep.
4) Big jug, almost empty of water now.
5) Empty litre of vodka.
6) Empty bud times 3
7) Empty bacardi quart bottle
8) Digital camera. <watches video again> Gods, that;'s funny shite.
9) Digital camera case (which is actually a rockclimbing pouch of some kind)
10) Phone
11) Bottle top.
12) Coins...about 2 quid
13) School diary, with mobile&watch on it.
14) Headache.
15) Sunglasses, whose outline I keep seeing on my eyes from wearing them for about 30hours straight.
16) Sunglasses orange pouch.
17) X&Y - no fucking way should that have won best album. Demon Days, fuckers.
18) Book about alternative maths. What?
19) PS1 case of cds
20) List of songs I needed for my 'Best of' Cd.
21) Pen
22) Lighter
23) Driving lesson cheque thingy.
Damn, but there's an abnormally impressive amount of things on my desk... And speaking of the driving, I got a date for my test (if you're interested, I got 100% on the theory part...man, I'm such a fucking legend...) which means that soon I'll be able to take thwe ka on road trips!
w00t!
And ka's are fucking great, despite their size (yeah, I-don't-need-a-big-car-to-make-up-for-my-penis-because-I'm-comfortable-with-it's-fucking-tinyness)...uh, I mean, massiveness. Aye. They stick ot hte road like Method's alters on a Method post.
This is where the post ends, because I need tiem to clean my house, and I'[ haven't been this hungry in months.
Mahalo, fuckers.
User Reviews
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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All -2s. All the same review.
"Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:03:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167 "
Knock it off, you fuck.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:50:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-19 17:34:27 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-19 09:08:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my fucking God, is this gay.
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Yes Shlongy, this is indeed the gay.
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At least you weren't named.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What...
Teh...
Ghey...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just needs a couple of nipple rings, and he's good to go
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mind, brain, whatever...ha, this got about twice as many reviews as my best post (which had a +2 streak straight)...probably tons more hits as well...all with one overtly homosexual picture.
Gods, I love ubersite...
oh, and as an afterthought, I'm far too vain for critcism. All insults merely rebound off my bloated ego...
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-19 18:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The cliche is "this is your BRAIN on drugs." Also, don't, er, visit here anymore.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2006-02-19 18:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm telling you now, your friend did *not* roll around on the ground for "three or four mintues". He might have collapsed, yes, but that's besides the point. He didn't feel it neccesary to put a hole through the fucking ceiling, cos he's *sensible*.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-02-19 17:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I thought you were a woman...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-19 17:34:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-19 09:08:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my fucking God, is this gay.
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Yes Shlongy, this is indeed the gay.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-19 16:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-02-19 16:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
My fav is that sweet purple feather, GO MAVERICK!
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-02-19 15:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHERE IS YOUR STOMACH?? YOU WOULD DO WELL TO PUT ON SOME WEIGHT MY FRIEND!!! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SCALE EVEREST WITHOUT SOME FAT TO KEEP OUT THE COLD??!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-19 14:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Your shoulder acne is sexy
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-19 13:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What makes you think I'm straight?
Hell, I'd pork you, you sexy hunk of greek meat!
BEND OVER!
JUST DONT STRUGGLE WHILE I PUT THIS EEL UP YOUR ASS!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-19 13:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fuck this is almost as bad as my gay camwhore post, and that was fucking G-A-Y
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-19 13:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-19 10:38:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
I like how you're squeezing your thighs together in the desperate attempt to try and create a bulge in your pants.
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Honey, a fucking *elephant* couldn't create a proper bulge in my pants. Bron unlucky, I guess...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-19 12:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-19 11:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
time to hit the gym nancy
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-19 10:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like how you're squeezing your thighs together in the desperate attempt to try and create a bulge in your pants.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-02-19 10:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
anyways, +2 for being a runner like me
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-19 09:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Belfast, WOO! Could you submit an mp3 of your voice for me, in a future post? For personal reasons. OK, I love Irish brogues. LOVE, I say.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-02-19 09:40:34 EST (#)
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you look like my cousin mikey from ireland, except he has a mans chest.
and relax man, i've seen statues in the park that stand more relaxed than you do..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-19 09:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my fucking God, is this gay.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-19 08:07:04 EST (#)
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you have child bearing hips...susie.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-19 07:01:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-19 05:28:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I@M CONSTAPATED IN THAT PICTURE LOLZ!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Constipated = full of shit.
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-02-19 06:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-02-19 05:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
is that a 3 and a half pack?
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-19 05:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I@M CONSTAPATED IN THAT PICTURE LOLZ!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!