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Fat Tony is Beebed, and more colliding birds (1467 hits)

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Rating: 1.56 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "Let's Punch Christ kiddies!" Thomas (View user info) at 2006-02-19 20:39:18 EST




BLAAARGH

YO DICK CHENEY WHAT CHU THINK YOU DOIN POPPING PEOPLE WIT SHOTGUNS?

THAT IS MOST UNACCEPTABLE, SO I HAVE BEEBED YOU.





MISTRESS FIST, YOU ARE A FROLLICK YOUNG LASS, AND SHOULD BE SPANKED VICIOUSLY.

METHOD, YOUR CHARMING GOOD LOOKS ENGEORGE ME PEENER!

FAT TONY, FUCK U DIRTY MEXICAN




BAH IMA GO EAT SOME PIE, DIS SUCKS AND I'M BORED




DERP DERP DERP




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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-20 21:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BEEBED, Niggaz!

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-20 21:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:33:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Now THIS is a Beeb post!

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My word!

Given new information, my post seems crazily ironic.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Transformer Jr. - Remix 2006


wtf, I still liked it.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-20 15:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This was FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Then I checked User Info.

Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

weeps

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fusion fusion fusion STILL cracks me up

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i love shit that doesn't make me think at all. it's the simple things in life.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Beebtastic!

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've seen many beautiful things in my life. Billy Madison. The Boundary Waters. Jennifer Connelly. This definitely takes its place among them.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

grunts
strains

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-20 08:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-02-20 08:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fusion Fusion

Caw Caw..Cough Cough...Caw Caw

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-20 07:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For some strange reason, I liked this.

Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 04:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<engorge>

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-20 02:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Im so tired.... this is either brilliant or shite... can't tell

auto +2 for late nite/early morning

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-02-20 02:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

damn Method has one huge peener! I'm impressed

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-20 00:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES! BIRD CRASHING! I don't care if it's not beeb, I enjoy the bird crashing/commentary.

Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-20 00:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-02-20 00:38:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Firefly, I demand that you post. Now.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-02-20 00:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:10:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

weeeeeeepp

IMO KEEL U

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP


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BOOOOOO NO U WONT U BAD ARAB HABEEB IMO GIVE U CANCER OF THE PEENER.

*touches peener, gives Habeeb cancer*

DERP

Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:11:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

munkeypants1: is that even you?
HogMan650: what huh
HogMan650: what chu talkin boot willis
munkeypants1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84270
HogMan650: noiooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HogMan650: qweeeeeeeeeeeeeep
HogMan650: i have been vNDALIES
munkeypants1: what?
HogMan650: WEEEEEEEEEEEP
HogMan650: who has done this
HogMan650: i will keel dem

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This made me laugh so hard for about ten minutes straight. From the noooooos and qweeep (queef?), to Habeeb declaring he has been vandalized, to the weeping and killing, I just found this amazingly hilarious.

Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

Peeners sticking out of the pants is getting sorta old.

-

Never.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh. I'm just saying this has been done before, and much better. I knew this wasn't Beeb as soon as I saw the sun, and Beeb doesn't exactly have the most subtle style to imitate.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

munkeypants1: is that even you?
HogMan650: what huh
HogMan650: what chu talkin boot willis
munkeypants1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84270
HogMan650: noiooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HogMan650: qweeeeeeeeeeeeeep
HogMan650: i have been vNDALIES
munkeypants1: what?
HogMan650: WEEEEEEEEEEEP
HogMan650: who has done this
HogMan650: i will keel dem

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

weeeeeeepp

IMO KEEL U

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP



Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Fat Tony Photoshop - http://www.ubersite.com/m/84217

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Be it known that I hand out +2s, and I am very friendly. I lure children into my van with puppies and promises of candy, and there I play monopoly with them. It's very fun. "

monopoly? is that what the pc people have labeled it as now days?

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BEST ALTER EVAR!

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Peeners sticking out of the pants is getting sorta old.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

wow

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:33:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Now THIS is a Beeb post!

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Key word:

Is.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now THIS is a Beeb post!

Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:26:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Solid beebing.

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WOOO GO CHRONICLYSM

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Solid beebing.

Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:05:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck ya dude, fuck ya.

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:04:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

nice, fooled me

=======================

a +2 from Smack_Fuck! The guy who always -2ed my main account back when he was a "bad" alter?

Bad alters are alters that exist for the purpose of -2ing people and +2ing the main account.
Good alters are alters that have a point.

Be it known that I hand out +2s, and I am very friendly. I lure children into my van with puppies and promises of candy, and there I play monopoly with them. It's very fun.

Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thorpe is angry. Don't be mad, Mr. Aussie, I love you anyway, even if I'm not Mr. Beeb.

Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck ya dude, fuck ya.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice, fooled me

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-19 20:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/u/transformer

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-19 20:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i worry about you sometimes


Flanders:
Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us
friends.

Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town.

When Flanders Failed