Pulp Dicktion (2377 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: 0.65 on 116 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by keglined (View user info) at 2006-02-19 20:40:37 EST
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Submitted by keglined (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks everyone. It'd be awesome to make it onto Boredatwork, but that's probably too late now.
Occasionally I come up with something decent; maybe next time I'll do better.
Submitted by Jimmo (user info) at 2006-02-23 10:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Good post.
"I think my comment stated something about posting a link to the original... but that was when I thought you happened upon the piece and were not the author of it. I think this may be an uber first; someone accused of plagiarism and then proving they are indeed the author. "
Nope he's not the first, the following post (not mine) was thus accused by the author's ex girlfriend: http://www.ubersite.com/m/66097 .
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-02-23 09:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-23 02:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-23 02:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Way too long but how is the rating so low? What I read of it was hilarious.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-02-21 18:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yea
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-21 18:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'shit Nero'
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-21 18:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a lot of work!
good thing you proved it wasn't plaigerized..
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-02-21 12:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me laugh out loud a bunch of times.
Very, very well done.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-21 12:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit negro, that's all you had to say.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-21 11:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i missed this somehow.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-21 11:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was retarded and not amusing in the slightest. However, you didn't deserve the barrage of negativity you received because it was actually your work.
+2 ratings repair.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just doesnt matter
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
funny
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-21 03:42:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:46:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson's fault..
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why the fuck anyone listened to williamson in the first place
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think my comment stated something about posting a link to the original... but that was when I thought you happened upon the piece and were not the author of it. I think this may be an uber first; someone accused of plagiarism and then proving they are indeed the author. if you want an apology, let me ask you something- how does it feel to want?
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2006-02-21 05:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-21 04:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What your last caption says.
//also:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84271#1848767 (it worked)
Submitted by Viper_04 (user info) at 2006-02-21 04:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just jumping on the +2 bandwagon seeing as how I missed the -2 one...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-21 03:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:46:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson's fault..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-21 03:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thouroughoughoughougly enjoyed this cartoon.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-21 03:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Question is now do I go back to B@W and say "Actually...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now what sucks is that this piece of fucking gold is on a negative rating.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Though it wasn't my fault
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I even went to B@W and said "Sorry about that, it was plagiarised".
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh you're kidding me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
plagiariser
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. FUCKING DIE I HOPE YOUR FAMILY GETS RAPED ETC ETC
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry dude, this ruled.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There, submitted it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahahahaha
This is fucking awesome. The plagiarism mishap just makes it better. Tomorrow I'm going to come and rate this a few dozen times and see if it'll catapult to most heated.
I'll nominate it for B@W right now. hold on.............
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DERP
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHA
These little bastards followed behind williamson, a man who believes the Holocaust is only partly true with a good deal of hype attached.
Bravo Uber.
groupthink lives. I am groupthink and so are you, la de da de doooooooooooo
Any way you slice it, it's your own damn fault for not speaking up sooner and letting this shit go on so long.
Fine work.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson's fault.......
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson's fault......
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson's fault.....
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson's fault....
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson's fault...
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson's fault..
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson's fault.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey every two helps.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank... umm...
Joe Pesci!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
even though, technically i'm agnostic...
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:36:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
why? it was so good. WHY!?!
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thank god.
Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-20 21:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2006-02-20 21:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here ya go, Lazarus
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-20 21:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Please, please, he didn't SHOOT him, he SPRAYED him. With shotgun pellets. In the face, chest, and neck.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry man. Real sorry.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another....
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was wondering how this was -2'd all the way down it...then it was plag'd, then it wasn't...what's a man to do in these crazy times?
Submitted by keglined (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
williamson -
No problem at all. I didn't cite my website for two reasons -
1) looks tacky to advertise your own page in a forum like this
2) didn't think anyone really paid any attention to my site - I only get a thousand or so hits a day,.
No biggie though. Just glad you guys liked it.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Readjusting accordingly.
Sorry 'bout that but how were we supposed to believe you?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Told you that would work.
Submitted by keglined (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How's about that williamson - I left ubersite a note on top of the page.
I'm flattered you would think fauxnewschannel.com is above someone like me, but it's just a cheesy little diversion I add to whenever I get the chance.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:45:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Go to your site and post a link to this post below the original: you'll get more hits and I'll believe you, and so will lots of others. When you're done, come back and post a link to the original.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by keglined (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:28:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
williamson et al
I AM fauxnewschannel.com -- it's my site. I put Pulp Dicktion here because ubersite gets about six gazillion hits per day.
www.fauxnewschannel.com gets about exactly one dozen hit a week.
Hope this clears things up.
And yes, I'm rating my own stuff 2+
//
Go to your site and post a link to this post below the original: you'll get more hits and I'll believe you, and so will lots of others. When you're done, come back and post a link to the original.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Check out fauxnewschannel.com
It would appear this could be genuine. I afford it a +1 for uncertainty purposes.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by keglined (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:28:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
williamson et al
I AM fauxnewschannel.com -- it's my site. I put Pulp Dicktion here because ubersite gets about six gazillion hits per day.
www.fauxnewschannel.com gets about exactly one dozen hit a week.
Hope this clears things up.
And yes, I'm rating my own stuff 2+
=--=-==-=-=--==-=--=--
I sincerely hope you aren't actually trying to get us to believe that.
Submitted by keglined (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
williamson et al
I AM fauxnewschannel.com -- it's my site. I put Pulp Dicktion here because ubersite gets about six gazillion hits per day.
www.fauxnewschannel.com gets about exactly one dozen hit a week.
Hope this clears things up.
And yes, I'm rating my own stuff 2+
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-20 08:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a poem I wrote to commemorate this post:
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.
Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'
But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow will he leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'
But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-20 07:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 04:10:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
the only thing more plagiarized than this is amorphous's reply
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Amen, DMD.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 for the post.
... but I just gots to know; since Amorphous' tapestry of vitriol was attached to a -1 rating, has he ever -2'd anything? I'd like to take my lunch hour and read that.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 05:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 04:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the only thing more plagiarized than this is amorphous's reply
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-20 03:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ha ha Amorphous, tell us how you REALLY feel!
plagarism... how naughty
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-02-20 02:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAR HAR PEENER
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-20 02:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Plagiarism is evil.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-20 02:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my other review was lonely.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-20 02:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow Amorphous, you didn't hold anything back did you?
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-20 01:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As
they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with
instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.
I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad,
a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very
thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid
you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus,
the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink
shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea
of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do
you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have
more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You
are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source
of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I
despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond
the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are
trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far
that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no
intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on
Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire
galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some
primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure
essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is
an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me
again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant
questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of
the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say
anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I
would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right".
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck
in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a
demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,
imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-20 01:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE PLAGIARIZER
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-20 01:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-20 01:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ready for Amorphous' first negative ratings?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 01:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bend over fucky fucky.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:11:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Man... I was about to say B@W and call you a genius before I saw that you shanked it. So sad...
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I actually submitted it to B@W. I should at least Google the title before I do that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See also: yourself, hang
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man... I was about to say B@W and call you a genius before I saw that you shanked it. So sad...
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wanted to +2, but stolen..
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please die.
~Management
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why? it was so good. WHY!?!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Big time.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just include a link jackass. plagiarism is like boning a fat girl...eventually people will find out and humiliate you for it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dick
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kinda like when they said I died on the toilet, the public humiliation. Time is the great healer. I wanted to say car wreck but we couldn't figure out how to fake it.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoops
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CUNT!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
tsk, tsk, tsk, le plagia c'est pas gentil!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucked up dude.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, you forgot to mention you ripped someone off. allow me to revise my rating accordingly.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
does every good post nowadays have to be plagiarized
fuck off and kill yourself
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.fauxnewschannel.com/
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I shit myself...........
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-19 20:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-02-19 20:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit. This was great.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-19 20:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-19 20:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-02-19 20:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!