"This Job would be Great, if it weren't for the Fucking Customers." (1372 hits)
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Submitted by YELLOW MAN (View user info) at 2006-02-19 22:41:26 EST
I think the majority of us can agree with that line. (that being the title of this post). (side note, name the movie it came from and i'll plus 2 three of your posts, first one gets it of course). I don't think many people truly understand it, till they've been berated by someone with the vocabulary of a fifth grader. I never have been on the receiving end on such bashings, but i've over heard them. They usually just say "Fuck" or "Bitch", and on one occasion I heard the word "Cunt" used. I can some what understand, especially if they've had a hard day at work or whatever they do to pass the time. But still some shit is just uncalled for, especially people being asses just because they can.
Which brings me to yesterday. Yesterday I was working the graveyard shift (as I always do). And at certain points it can get really busy. Usually from 2-3 a.m. when the clubs and bars close. We started to get busy around 2 a.m., like people were ordering crap loads of burgers as well as other stuff. So inevitably people will have to wait, at maximum usually five minutes if you're at the window. Well up come these two guys in a truck, and they waited aproximately two and a half minutes, in total probably five, but two and a half minutes at the window. Well I suppose they got restless, and started yelling at the window to get someones attention. Here's the conversation between the person working drive thru and the customers (or what I heard, keep in mind there are two of them)
Drive Thru Person: Yes, is there something you needed sir?
Customer: I think we should get free sodas, for how long we've waited.
DTP: I'm sorry sir you've had to wait but I can't do that.
Customer: why not you fucking whore?
DTP: Sir, i'm sorry you had to wait, but I can't give you free drinks.
Customer: fucking bitch I want soda now!
DTP: Sir, you've only been waiting two and a half minutes according to my computer.
Customer: Well your computer is wrong bitch i've been waiting like twenty.
DTP: Well, in total sir you've waited five minutes from when you finished ordering earlier.
Customer: shut up bitch and get me my food.
She closed the door at this point and decided not to deal with them any more. They continued yelling at the window but she just ignored them. And finally when all the food was up she bagged it and opened the window, but she accidently dropped the bag, but the food didn't spill out and everything was still wrapped. The guy in the passengers seat started screaming
"I demand new food, I demand new food, you better make that shit all over again I want new food!"
He kept screaming this over and over and she told them
"Calm down please sir i'll make new food for you just calm down"
She took the food away from the drive thru area and decided to just rewrap it. It was at this point, I decided I would fuck with these people, and indeed it was a site to behold.
As she was rewrapping the food, and letting time pass so that it seemed like we actually were making new food, I took my name tag off and approached the window, Opened it and these guys started screaming at me. I decided before hand to pretend I was german, considering I knew enough to pass myself off as german, and considering I could easily lay the accent on thick.
(consider this, this guy is a Mexican, as is his friend).
Customer: Hey fucker get me my food, and some sodas too.
Me: Hullo my name is Holger I am being your waiter
Customer: WHAT THE FUCK? Get me my food fag
Me: I am from Germany, I know little english. I come here on flying train.
Customer: You mean an airplane you dumbass.
Me: I like America, you like America? Especially statue of delivery ist uber cool ja.
Customer: It's the statue of liberty you fucking nazi, now get me my food and some sodas.
Me: I have small package for your pooper, you accept charges?
Customer: What the Fuck, fuck you bitch I aint no fucking fag.
Me: What this mean fag?
Customer: Means you're gay, means you like shoving shit up your ass.
Me: Shove shit up donkey?
Customer: No up your butt or pooper whatever your nazi ass calls it.
Me: Oh, so you accept charges?
Customer: Just get me a damn soda.
Me: You like soda?
Customer: Yes now get me some!
It was a this point I went and grabbed the largest cup I could. I put a little bit of ice in it and started filling it up. The two guys were looking at me in delight and I stared back at them with a goofy smile a tourist would have. I took the soda back over to the window, put a lid on it real slow and at this point they were yelling at me saying to hurry up with it. I then placed the straw in it and started to drink it.
Me: Ja Soda ist gut Ja (and smiled in delight)
the guy in the passengers seat looked like he was going to burst a blood vessel. I could tell they were getting pissed. It was at this point the drive thru person came back with the food, my co-workers over heard the entire conversation. And were trying hard to hold in the laughter. The guys were yelling and screaming crap before they left. Twas an interesting site.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-22 20:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-22 20:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ich bin froh das euch alle wenigstens schafft. Des zo froher bin ich das euch alle nicht Hier schafft.
Adele und Grüß Gott.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-02-22 20:45:33 EST (#)
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ooo please how can i find this
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-22 20:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEH heh heh heh...
I found that picture!
I work in a restaurant, too. And when it gets to 11:00-ish, when all the drunk/high high school kids come in... we have us some fun.
Sometimes, if you try hard enough, you can draw one of them into a fight and get them all kicked out without even getting their food. State/local laws say we can make them pay for it if they ordered it and nothing was wrong with it, too! Tee hee!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-02-22 19:59:05 EST (#)
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funny story
bart has a myspace?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:47:20 EST (#)
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PF2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I woulda thrown the entire fuckin soda on them
Submitted by Sicknote (user info) at 2006-02-20 18:43:59 EST (#)
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My mate's boss got hit over the head with a plate yesterday by a fucking 75 year old Glasweigen woman while working in Wetherspoons. She had her arrested for common assault and thrown in a cell - she has more self control than me - I would have had her, and not in a sexy girl-on-pensioner way, neither.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:25:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by richsghostdog (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:05:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
Definitely better to give them a big, sloppy grin and piss them off even more.
Like for the 8 bucks an hour you should have to put up with their ignorant bullshit.
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I actually only get $6.25 an hour :(.
Submitted by richsghostdog (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Definitely better to give them a big, sloppy grin and piss them off even more.
Like for the 8 bucks an hour you should have to put up with their ignorant bullshit.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hot sauce packets are fun too. so why did you even bother to deal with them? that's when you say oops thanks for swearing you can leave now.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never fuck with people who handle my food. As a former waitress, I know what can happen.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jener Bursche hat einen kleinen hahn.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have spit in their burgers.
Submitted by stuckfix (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've only worked in one fast-food establishment in my life, but I imagine had that incident happened there, fecal matter would have made its way into their burgers.
People like that deserve to die slow, painful deaths, I'm glad you decided to give them some shit.
Submitted by Trojan (user info) at 2006-02-20 08:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I'm amused. I work in a pizza shop, it takes all my self control not to spit in some idiots' food. Finding new and exciting ways to mess with people is my daily goal. I commend you on your performance.
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2006-02-20 08:07:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:21:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
The general public is fucked. I work part-time in retail and feel your pain.
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I work in a supermarket, and the general consensus among the staff is that customers lose their minds as soon as they walk in, and don't get them back until they walk out. It's uncanny just how stupid people can be. I don't understand it.
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-02-20 07:55:51 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/63886
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-20 07:29:29 EST (#)
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I know it's already been said but it took me a whopping two seconds to figure out that it was "Clerks."
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:29:27 EST (#)
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This was well on its way to a +2 but the pic definitely did it.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-20 05:28:39 EST (#)
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Das ist gut!
I quite like reading amusing little anecdotes like this.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 05:00:14 EST (#)
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"till they've been berated by someone with the vocabulary of a fifth grader."
Don't you mean until... wait are you a fith grader??
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-20 04:20:59 EST (#)
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sehr guht
Or something
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-20 03:51:17 EST (#)
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Sight?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-20 03:09:49 EST (#)
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hehehe
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-20 02:20:33 EST (#)
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movie was Clerks, sorry i didn't bother to read the reviews, it's 2:30am here and I have to be up for work in three hours.
Fucking Joy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-20 01:30:31 EST (#)
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Me: I am from Germany, I know little english. I come here on flying train.
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HAHA!! +2 'Clerks'
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-20 00:12:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:48:50 EST (#)
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Zis ees a bootiful koch.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:32:16 EST (#)
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Wait, working a fast food job sucks? You don't say?
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:30:34 EST (#)
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This actually had me laughing out loud.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:21:57 EST (#)
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The general public is fucked. I work part-time in retail and feel your pain.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:12:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:01:44 EST (#)
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haaahahaaaaaaaah
I vey much enjoyed this.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:58:56 EST (#)
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There are a couple of typos on here.
But I usually don't penalize people for that because I don't want them to penalize me for it. I don't remember any except "site" should be "sight".
I never would have thought about that. I would have come out and said "Alright folks to get your food I'm gonna need to see a green card."
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:47:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:45:17 (#)
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right, note to self:
talk in bad german accent: piss off mexicans.
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Indeed, I was tempted to call them "Wetbacks" back I knew they'd of jumped out of their truck and tried to kick my ass. Btw, yee received the three plus 2's.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:45:17 EST (#)
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right, note to self:
talk in bad german accent: piss off mexicans.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
clercks, too easy