Super Best Friends...With Benefits (NSFW) (3144 hits)
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Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-02-20 11:46:15 EST
For those that do not know of South Park's the "Super Best Friends," let me introduce:
- Jesus, with his amazing carpentry powers.
- Krishna, with the power of transformation.
- Buddha, with the power of invisibility.
- Mohammed, wielding flame.
- Lao-Tzu, the mentalist.
- Joseph Smith, with devastating ice breath.
- Sea-man, with the power to breathe underwater and link mentally with fish (who will be on hiatus throughout this post).
While not fighting intergalactic and heavenly injustice, the Super Best Friends rest quietly partaking in their individual leisure activities.
Only known by The Cyst Master and the gods themselves, they are:
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-27 21:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Theres a theme running through this but I cant put my finger around it, I mean on it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i missed this one the first time around.
too bad Cyst_Master got killed by that asian kid at Virginia Tech.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-09 04:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-23 10:02:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not a pussy, I just lack the literary talents to appropriately express how awful your contributions to Ubersite are.
If I were to, say, describe your work as the the intellectual equivalent of getting slipped a roofie and being anally molested by a one-eyed hunchbacked ex catholic priest named Luis with genital sores who didn't believe in lubricant, I would not only be doing Luis a disservice by comparing him to your work, I would actually be casting your efforts in a far more generous light than they deserved.
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Oh Razor, you uptight buffoon...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-09 03:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-09 03:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The "Dakota Fanning" line did it for me!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58444
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-23 10:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not a pussy, I just lack the literary talents to appropriately express how awful your contributions to Ubersite are.
If I were to, say, describe your work as the the intellectual equivalent of getting slipped a roofie and being anally molested by a one-eyed hunchbacked ex catholic priest named Luis with genital sores who didn't believe in lubricant, I would not only be doing Luis a disservice by comparing him to your work, I would actually be casting your efforts in a far more generous light than they deserved.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-23 00:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha pussy
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-21 21:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna go bomb your embassy.
And yes, by "bomb your embassy", I really do mean "fuck you from behind".
Vandersexxx.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-02-21 09:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo Dre.
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You poo minus two! -2
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-02-21 04:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-21 00:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You must huff gas.
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Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2006-02-21 00:22:42 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure this made the baby jesus cry.
Made me laugh, 'tho
Michelle
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-21 00:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i should get money for posing.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-21 00:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a gift.
I should be making money off this.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-21 00:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are disturbingly skilled at drawing male genitalia...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 21:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Holy Moses!
Once I hit "Lao Tzu", I couldn't stop laughing.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CAUL!
It's ok. I'll kill you later.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We're all going to die because of this. They are probably tracking our IP's.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AW FUCK! I fucked up your rating. Forgive me Father.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:15:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, you have opened my eyes to a new genre of entertainment. The moment I get the patience and motivation, my first animated cartoon will star you and you're Cystfucked! awesomeness.
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Neat! I have plenty of camwhores...if you need more material, I can give you more...or photograph my herpes ridden cock.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Make AIDS.
DONE!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
make babies
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
make movies
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus.
Fucking.
Two.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MMMkay!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you guys are so mean to Jeffrey
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-20 15:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes indeed.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for offending Muslims
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aye, the DARE shirt was awesome.
So was the final composite shot. Beauty, eh? Hoser.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whahahahahahahahahah Dare shirt...
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're going to hell in so many different religions.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the safe word is "dakota fanning"
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shouldn't you be salivating over Gionta's sexiness and how baddass the USA! is?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
they're in trouble now though. they need a big win against russia.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:22:17 EST (#)
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Fuck Sweden. Go USA!
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not nearly, I'm packing tonight
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how about sweden yesterday?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy nuts.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jokes on you. They don't have computers at Arkham!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed, then got worried you might escape your institution.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Moooooooooohammed
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Virginia far enough?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just want to be sure that you live pretty far away from me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh sweet jesus.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See you in Hell.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Political correctness is overrated anyways.
I think I hear the muslims outside my door...
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:53:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
So I guess ozzy liked THIS one.
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You bet your arse I did Cyst Master. Not sure why I didn't like the last one? Maybe 'cause it was an Uber "in joke."
But this on the other hand.
Good god.
This type of thing is the very reason I read Uber. It shatters every single political correctness rule.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Super
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:02:21 EST (#)
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There is so much more penii to come! I mean cum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Unless I die right now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your work is growing on me...like the size of the cartoon peni.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:54:50 EST (#)
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I love your mspaint drawings but beware the Muslims are get getcha for this!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So I guess ozzy liked THIS one.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:49:31 EST (#)
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In it's simplest form, I guess you could say, "Religion got Cystfucked!"
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet lord.