Offensive Cancer (668 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.45 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Dan The Fucking Man (View user info) at 2006-02-20 11:59:12 EST
Is it just me, or does anyone else agree that "cancer" is the most useful word?
It annoys me how people find the word itself offensive. If you haven't had/got/or don't have a close, (as in blood) relative with cancer you can suck my balls! (or lick a bums ass!)
Useful uses of the amazing word "cancer": -
1)Jeebus Christ bitch! This dinner tastes like cancer!
2)Oh man you had to work at the weekend? Dude that is cancer as fuck! (I know it doesn't make sense but has such a good ring to it) Cancer as fuck!
3)No way bitch I will not clean the bathroom, I'd rather have cancer in my eyes!
4)Man your kids are proper little cancers!
Cancer is an uber useful word which can be used in many situations. If can't think of the word you need try a little cancer!
Tumor is another one, A buddie of mine reffers to his fiance as his tumor. Try it! See how bad she beats you!
Oh, and Cuntish is definately the word of the week! Man this site is cuntish!
User Reviews
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:42:13 EDT (#)
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maybe, but say AIDS, if you say cancer chances are everybody at the table is going to have either had cancer or knows somebody close who has died from it, so you're likely to get your shit wrecked
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:24:41 EDT (#)
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For inflicting upon this site the perfect example of textual cancer.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:10:25 EDT (#)
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i loves me some Orgasmatron, he's my lyrical linebacker
jeebus that sounds gay.
first post OR shitty alter?! The world my never know...
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:34:24 EST (#)
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the the fucking and sucking man
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-21 05:51:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Smooth_Shoes (user info) at 2006-02-21 05:40:44 (#)
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Perfect example of eye cancer.
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hmmm
Submitted by Smooth_Shoes (user info) at 2006-02-21 05:40:44 EST (#)
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Perfect example of eye cancer.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:58:36 EST (#)
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There once was a user named Dan
Who found himself raped by a man
Though he writhed and he bucked
The assailant still fucked
Till he shot his load deep in Dan's can
The user named Dan caught 'teh AIDS'
And he questioned decisions he'd made
Like his choice to firstpost
God, He hates that the most
Soon he'll die and find rest in his grave
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:38:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:02:05 (#)
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Exclamation points! Don't! Make! Everything! Funnier!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:04:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:45:14 (#)
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Cancer IS a useful word for such sentances as "I've HAD cancer, dickcheese!"
Dont worry, I skated it off.
Decent enough try for a first post.
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I think this was worse than MY first post. My mom has had cancer.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Cancer IS a useful word for such sentances as "I've HAD cancer, dickcheese!"
Dont worry, I skated it off.
Decent enough try for a first post.
Submitted by stupiddummy (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, you are not Jerry seinfeld.
Fuck you, my grandma died of cancer.
Fuck you.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:26:28 EST (#)
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Hahaha, kids post the darndest things.
Here's one for you: H5N1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:07:36 EST (#)
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fuck off.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:06:27 EST (#)
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Tastes like cancer is one of my favorite expressions.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:57:26 EST (#)
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You are the scourge of humanity.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:22:07 EST (#)
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Even if I didn't have blood relatives afflicted with cancer I would still tell you that you are terrible at life and your need to hurry up and die.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:21:24 EST (#)
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"This dinner tastes like cancer!"
I quite liked this.
If they'd let me keep my damned melanoma I might have had a reference point.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:15:28 EST (#)
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This post is a cuntish cancerous tumor.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:09:37 EST (#)
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If there was a god, I wish he'd inflict some nut cancer on you for writing this peice of shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:08:01 EST (#)
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These three words are way better: Fuck off, dipshit.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:04:20 EST (#)
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HAhaahaa!
Dan!!
You ARE the man!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:02:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Exclamation points! Don't! Make! Everything! Funnier!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This was slightly bosh.