MySpace Add.....SWFL ISO Love (3462 hits)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (View user info) at 2006-02-20 12:14:44 EST
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:37:32 EDT (#)
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My grandfather had a fake leg down from the knee.
He used to fuck with the neighbor kids.
He would be sitting in his garage, smoking his pipe and they would stroll by and say "Hi."
He'd tell them to come over and fetch the hammer off his tool shelf.
He would tell them some outlandish story, usually that involved aliens.
He would then prove his story (?) by pounding on his fake leg with the hammer.
Scare the shit out of those little neighbor kids, my grandfather did...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:41:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:36:21 (#)
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hahah
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:17:58 EDT (#)
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Brilliant
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-22 09:39:35 EST (#)
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you know i actually visited the url http://myspace.com/leg
you know just to see what was there
it's just some hipster girl who likes a bunch of movies and bands no one has ever heard of.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-21 22:49:12 EST (#)
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awesome
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-21 13:10:52 EST (#)
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tee-hee, "electric sex"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-21 10:36:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:46:05 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:26:28 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-20 17:38:51 (#)
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Check for the "people" up your ass.
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What on earth are you talking about?
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*sticks head between legs and nervously peers up butt..*
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You're looking up Shlongys butt? What do you see up there?
Submitted by XoXFreaksRUsXoX (user info) at 2006-02-21 09:42:45 EST (#)
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Wtf?... lol. That was my first thought when I scrolled down.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:46:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:26:28 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-20 17:38:51 (#)
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Check for the "people" up your ass.
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What on earth are you talking about?
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*sticks head between legs and nervously peers up butt..*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:45:13 EST (#)
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The word game. Fun!!
Poop
Submitted by swedishgenius (user info) at 2006-02-21 06:01:50 EST (#)
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Crap.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-21 05:58:12 EST (#)
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Good Lord. You are one of the coolest people i have ever met, and I haven't even met you yet.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:15:08 EST (#)
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ahahahahahahahahahahahsnort
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:17:39 EST (#)
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RALPHIE!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:26:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-20 17:38:51 (#)
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Check for the "people" up your ass.
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What on earth are you talking about?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-20 18:21:46 EST (#)
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Brilliant.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-20 17:38:51 EST (#)
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Check for the "people" up your ass.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-20 17:20:56 EST (#)
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There was supposed to be a people in there somewhere.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-20 17:20:17 EST (#)
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I love who can make fun of themselves. You rock TL.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:15:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:15:37 EST (#)
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when I read the title, I was thinking, SWFL??? What, does that mean leg?
and then I scrolled down to see the picture, and my wish came true.
You're 31 flavors of awesome, baby!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:08:39 EST (#)
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Mr. Garrison: I think Chinpokoman is Chinpokarific, I've got Shoe!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-02-20 15:50:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 15:42:02 EST (#)
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Freebie, that was just fucking great! I didn't think of that.
Forensic, there is like a catalog of leg shit and there is this one leg called The C-leg that is actually programmed by a computer. They cost millions though and insurance doesn't cover any of it. I have the mid-grade model leg. I do however have four different feet that I have. It's awesome. One or two for flats like sneakers or the like, and then feet with arches for high heels. I have a foot with a 3 ½ inch arch. I love my stilettos.
inion_de_trua, I only use my leg as a weapon when provoked with isn't often at all. But I can assure you, a kick a with a fake leg hurts.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-02-20 15:35:50 EST (#)
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What? No favorite restaurant is IHOP
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-20 15:35:19 EST (#)
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This post is why Tiger is awesome!
I still say you should look into getting a James Bond leg that can shoot poison darts, remote launch missles, spy technology, and any other thing that Q can come up with!
Think of what you could do!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 15:32:40 EST (#)
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yeah i kinda figured, i just thought the leg would be like 8 years old or something, not 31.
if you can, you should wear flipflops and bend the toes in strange angles and then stick your foot out so someone's bound to run into it and start screaming "you broke my bloody toes!!!" when they bump into you.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-20 15:31:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 15:27:36 EST (#)
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They didn't make legs like the one in the picture when I was three.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 15:16:03 EST (#)
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it's kinda funny you put the age at 31, cuz it made me picture you having that leg when you were oh say 3 years old. good mental image.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:47:27 EST (#)
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If I had a leg every time I hear....I'd be a centipede.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:45:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:45:22 EST (#)
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Hahaha. Yeah I made up that website.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:43:34 EST (#)
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That's not really your web location.
http://www.myspace.com/leg
Who's this bitch?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:32:02 EST (#)
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Respect.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:31:52 EST (#)
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Hahahaha good one Tiger!
I have another book to recommend to Leg, I can't remember the author, but it's called "Skinny Legs and All." Very strange book, but a good read.
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Tom Robbins. One of the best authors I've ever read. That's a good one; also try "Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates", or "Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas".
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:18:44 EST (#)
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Favourite music:Hip Hop
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:13:53 EST (#)
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tee hee all those movies have fake legs
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:12:26 EST (#)
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favorite actor: Orlando Bloom aka Legolas
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:09:08 EST (#)
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lego my eggo!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:09:04 EST (#)
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Hahahaha. Nice.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:03:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:41:40 (#)
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Hahahaha good one Tiger!
I have another book to recommend to Leg, I can't remember the author, but it's called "Skinny Legs and All." Very strange book, but a good read.
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Tom Robbins.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:02:17 EST (#)
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good form!
can we still pretend you lost it in the war?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:53:57 EST (#)
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Please, you're the fakest bitch on the planet!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:50:22 EST (#)
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Well, except the leg part. My leg is fake. My personality isn't.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:49:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:47:24 (#)
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And you still try to say you aren't bitter and don't hate anyone. That's cute.
Get past that little incident, sweetheart. It ain't like I'm here much anymore. Oh, and here's your +2. Just so you don't think I hate you or anything.
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Listen up sweetheart, I don't hate you one bit. Still doesn't mean I want to be your friend. I'm not fake.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:48:09 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:47:24 EST (#)
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And you still try to say you aren't bitter and don't hate anyone. That's cute.
Get past that little incident, sweetheart. It ain't like I'm here much anymore. Oh, and here's your +2. Just so you don't think I hate you or anything.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:45:51 EST (#)
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Damn you Shlong, I want to go. Good luck and have fun.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:39:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:07:54 (#)
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This caused me to choke while drinking my diet Mountain Dew!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
and hahahaha re: Shlongy.
Go on Tiger, show the ol' man your box. He keeps asking.
The truth of the matter is that I've already seen it. I just wanted a refresher this morning.
Now...Who's meeting Shlongy in Atlantic City on FRIDAY??? THIS Friday.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:39:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:07:14 (#)
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I call shenanigans. You never add people to your myspace.
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I add the people I want to add.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:36:21 EST (#)
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hahah
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:32:51 EST (#)
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Auto electric sex +2
Well done, girl.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:07:54 EST (#)
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This caused me to choke while drinking my diet Mountain Dew!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
and hahahaha re: Shlongy.
Go on Tiger, show the ol' man your box. He keeps asking.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:07:14 EST (#)
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I call shenanigans. You never add people to your myspace.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:05:34 EST (#)
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Why aren't Berty's legs in your My Friends Network?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:05:26 EST (#)
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There are some clever moments in this post.
Bravo!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:04:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:46:04 (#)
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you shouldn't post your MySpace. Jeanneee found mine and I've been getting bizarre phone calls from an anglophone since then. I'm not kidding.
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I bet it's method...or apollo.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:01:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sicknote (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:54:19 (#)
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"I... ain't got no body..."
How we laughed on our way to Intensive Care...
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We sure did.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:58:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:56:40 EST (#)
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I like the cut of your jib.
Submitted by Sicknote (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:54:19 EST (#)
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"I... ain't got no body..."
How we laughed on our way to Intensive Care...
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:50:16 EST (#)
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Awesome!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:45:26 (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:36:27 (#)
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not funny
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You just have zero sense of humor. Get the pole out of your ass.
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-2 for that dumbass comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:46:04 EST (#)
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you shouldn't post your MySpace. Jeanneee found mine and I've been getting bizarre phone calls from an anglophone since then. I'm not kidding.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:45:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:36:27 (#)
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not funny
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You just have zero sense of humor. Get the pole out of your ass.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:43:08 EST (#)
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excuse me if when I meet you I keep looking down and shouting
LEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEGEGEGEGE
LAS LEGLESS!!!
its just me tourettes playing up
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:41:40 EST (#)
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Hahahaha good one Tiger!
I have another book to recommend to Leg, I can't remember the author, but it's called "Skinny Legs and All." Very strange book, but a good read.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:36:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:24:41 (#)
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Pretty damn funny.
Can't remember what it's called but is it when your umbilical cord get's wrapped around your appendage consequently resulting in loss of appendage?
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Fetal alcohol syndrome.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:36:27 EST (#)
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not funny
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:34:46 EST (#)
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I'd like to be a part of your extended fishnetwork.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:33:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:26:09 (#)
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Eh, what's the significance of 'Ralphie'?
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He was in love with the leg lamp in A Christmas Story. I just wanted to throw him
in there.
Wildcat, when I was a kid I told people I was an extra in the movie Jaws or that an alligator bit off my leg in Florida at the alligator farm.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:31:50 EST (#)
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I was hoping it was some wicked farming accident or that you got trapped under a fat guy while having sex one night and you had to cut your own leg off to get out from under his corpse.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:31:29 EST (#)
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does everyone have a 'label this' option when rating? what is that happy crap?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:30:45 EST (#)
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hahahahaha
clever
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:26:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:25:31 (#)
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Single White Femur - Coming soon to a theater near you
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Hahahahahaha..you ass! Only you Method. You crack me up.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:26:09 EST (#)
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Eh, what's the significance of 'Ralphie'?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:25:37 EST (#)
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Loki, No. My leg and I had nothing to do with that.
Shlongy, you're crazy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:25:31 EST (#)
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Single White Femur - Coming soon to a theater near you
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:24:41 EST (#)
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Pretty damn funny.
Can't remember what it's called but is it when your umbilical cord get's wrapped around your appendage consequently resulting in loss of appendage?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:23:38 EST (#)
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This is cute...now show me your box.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:23:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:19:11 (#)
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Weren't you born without a femur or something?
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Yes I was.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:22:36 EST (#)
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Say, you and your leg are not responsible for this are you?
http://fsnews.findlaw.com/articles/ap/o/632/02-15-2006/dbdf000908bee574.html
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:21:57 EST (#)
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Hahahahahahaha excellent.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:19:11 EST (#)
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Weren't you born without a femur or something?
Anyway, plus two for taking the mickey out of yourself.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:18:39 EST (#)
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heh.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:18:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:16:47 (#)
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hahahahahahahaha
When are we going to get the story on how it happened? Or has it already been written but certain parts excluded?
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It was a birth defect. No big deal or anything.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:17:16 EST (#)
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Favorite season: Fall
hahahahahahablowjobs
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:16:47 EST (#)
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hahahahahahahaha
When are we going to get the story on how it happened? Or has it already been written but certain parts excluded?