Olympic Hypocrisy (787 hits)
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Submitted by Belle (View user info) at 2006-02-21 08:03:23 EST
Has anyone ever asked the question:
Why do you never see two men skating in a figure skating couple?
I was watching the TV last night, and I wondered to myself after watching the brother and sister team from Great Britain finish off some strange Scottish highland fling or other on ice:
Where are all the REAL couples?
Why is it that we have to watch lifeless and miserable routines that lack love and passion?
Why can't we have gay homosexual ice skaters loving the ice and each other during their routines?
Why has nobody ever tried this?
I would have thought that at least Sweden would have considered letting gay couples compete - they're alright with pretty much everything else.
My partner assures me that it would be even more ghey to watch two men trying to take the lead, or two women being butch lesbians on the ice - but I disagree...
I think the whole competition lacks something - and I think what it lacks is Sex. And if we can't get straight sex because all the male ice skaters are gay (and they ARE), then we should be ok with the men getting it on whilst they do their triple toe loops to really bad synthosized renditions of classical music that wasn't that great in the first place.
And it makes me feel awful that every time those girls wrap their legs around their partner - the guy is physically ill. It can't be nice for a man who likes the cock to have a woman's crotch wrapped wrong his face...
It's just awful that we as a world are stifling this kind of creativity, and that we're FORCING these men into these situations rather than let them compete with their natural partners.
I can't figure out where the Olympics get off on this kind of attitude... This is all supposed to be about inclusion, and acceptance... and beating other countries - so what's wrong with a little bit of man on man action in the figure skating? It's not like they're actually going to strip off and get jiggy with their skates on - that would just be too perverted... even for them. And besides, we've already seen what they're capable of at the Gay Games.
Ok, so you wouldn't be able to put on side bets as to whether the chap in the flouncy shirt and bell bottoms was a bum bandit or not anymore - but then, you wouldn't HAVE to because you'd be entertained by THEM instead of wishing them to stack it!
Anyway, I just wondered what you thought...
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-08 08:17:35 EST (#)
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What's your deal, snookums'? You want to get nailed by the king?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:40:46 EST (#)
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And if we can't get straight sex because all the male ice skaters are gay (and they ARE),
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most of them are married, to each other.
Die, and never post again, you stupid slore.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-21 13:44:07 EST (#)
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What I'd like to see is skaters (male, female, gay, young, old, etc.) trying to do their double-axle triple toe loops whilst being chased by a lion.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-21 13:29:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-21 10:31:26 (#)
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I always thought it'd be pretty sweet to have ladies pairs skating.
But only because one of them would have to be big and butch in order to throw the other one around the ice.
Mens pairs skating would work well, too.
I'm sure a judge would award wicked difficulty points to a move involving the lifting of a partner up in the air by his unit.
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bwahahahahahahaha...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-21 11:19:52 EST (#)
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i don't think it'd be gay, but male and female forms compliment eachother, they're opposites that bring different lines and functions to artistic movements. a same sex couple may be truly in love and may skate beautifully, but it probably wouldn't be as aesthetically pleasing to the judges simply because it wouldn't be two forms playing two different roles. alot of the pieces skated to are romantic themed wilting women and strong overpowering men if it's a classical piece or if it's a faster tempo the woman is getting thrown around alot. a skating pair made of two women would not be able to do the same lifts as a male female pair due to strength, neither would a male male make it look as graceful because one man or the other would still be kind of struggling to lift the bulk of the other man.
unless we start doing olympic skating battles. that'd be cool to see ice fencing or a knife fight while skating. kungfu kerrigan or the like.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-21 11:08:03 EST (#)
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Men don't do synchronized swimming either. You'd think something that has it origins in ancient Greece would be more open to the menz on menz action. Well, they have the two man luge though. That looks pretty ghey.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-21 10:47:08 EST (#)
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Great thought, especially the gay homosexual thing made me crack up. Still I like the thought.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-21 10:31:26 EST (#)
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I always thought it'd be pretty sweet to have ladies pairs skating.
But only because one of them would have to be big and butch in order to throw the other one around the ice.
Mens pairs skating would work well, too.
I'm sure a judge would award wicked difficulty points to a move involving the lifting of a partner up in the air by his unit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-21 10:23:46 EST (#)
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this post was incredibly boring
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-21 09:00:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:58:31 (#)
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Perhaps gay midget couples.....worth a look eh?
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As long as the judges got the throw snowballs at them - and the bronze medalist gets scrubbed.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:59:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:49:47 (#)
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Teh gheys don't do it because it would be too hard for one to throw a heavy man into the air and catch them again.
Those ice skating chicks are tiny little things.
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They could use Jokey's it would give the little wee men somthing to do in the winter
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:58:31 EST (#)
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Perhaps gay midget couples.....worth a look eh?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:49:47 EST (#)
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Teh gheys don't do it because it would be too hard for one to throw a heavy man into the air and catch them again.
Those ice skating chicks are tiny little things.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:36:57 EST (#)
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The only thing that would ever entice me to watch any of the winter games let alone the figure skating is a beatiful, flexible women in an unnatural pose, the thought of gay figure skating is repulsive.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:29:30 EST (#)
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"And it makes me feel awful that every time those girls wrap their legs around their partner - the guy is physically ill. It can't be nice for a man who likes the cock to have a woman's crotch wrapped wrong his face... "
Wrapped wrong? Do you mean a badly packed kebab, complete with dunking of garlic sauce?
Submitted by swedishgenius (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:20:26 EST (#)
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i am sweden and i like to watch gays.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:19:17 EST (#)
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Well, that WOULD have made last night's free dances more interesting, that's for sure.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:14:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:07:48 EST (#)
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This post is amusing. It's all like the grinning spelling bees of america though. Anxious relatives praying their kid doesn't make a single mistake that dumps them out and lets Veronica Von Strumpet win the gold. Creepy.
The skeleton bob thing is quite amusing - but i think we'd all rather watch Mario Kart on ice than that shit.
oooh - that's an appealing idea actually.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:06:59 EST (#)
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goddamnit
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:06:19 EST (#)
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this was fucking asinine.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:05:35 EST (#)
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I was watching the TV last night, and I wondered to myself after watching the brother and sister team from Great Britain finish off some strange Scottish highland fling or other on ice:
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They finished off who?