Goodbye Uber! (1452 hits)
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Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-02-21 14:40:50 EST
Suck it, bitches!
I'm leaving for Vermont tomorrow to wallow in local microbrew and cheese.
I'll be sure to lather up with maple syrup (Grade B) and roll around in pine needles.
Several camwhores to follow next week upon my return.
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:03:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-22 06:17:22 (#)
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who cares?
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Sorry but he has a point
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-03-02 18:51:11 EST (#)
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Thanks for sending me your 'private' collection
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:43:31 EST (#)
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It was great! It snowed a freakin' ton, so we were cooped up most of the time. I'll see about posting some pics when I get them back.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:37:43 EST (#)
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how'd your trip go?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:34:52 EST (#)
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"I don't know where you people are getting this trying to fit in bit. Give it a rest, armchair autistic psychologists. I guess every single person who uses Uberlingo (and didn't invent the lingo) should stop immediately, right?"
In that case you are very very weird, me likey.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-22 10:02:23 EST (#)
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Rating the post not the poster.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-22 06:17:22 EST (#)
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who cares?
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-21 21:33:46 EST (#)
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The frantic trying-to-be cool misspellings of words here is enough to make the Kang see that you're not to be ridiculed but pitied.
Lawdy Mr. Clawdy, in your equestrian out-house photo shocker you avoided such.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-21 20:56:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-02-21 20:51:29 EST (#)
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I will cherish those words for as long as I live.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-21 20:36:03 EST (#)
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Vermont is a long way from San Fransisco...
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:30:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:30:33 EST (#)
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Do you fuck on first dates? Does you dad own a brewery?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:18:23 EST (#)
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^
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:15:03 EST (#)
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You're kidding, right?
This... This is a joke.. Right?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:03:33 EST (#)
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teh grade b is very rich in minerals. have FUN
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-21 18:36:14 EST (#)
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HA! U SEID PEENER!!11one9>2!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-21 18:18:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:11:09 (#)
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My poop shoot is pretty clean, with the daily barley drinks and coffee enemas.
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Could you give me a latte enema? I'm tryign to cut down on my caffeine.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-21 18:12:15 EST (#)
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Bye.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 17:22:39 EST (#)
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see ya fuckers! i'm out. gonna go funnel some snow into my cranny, and fuck a moose.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:59:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:55:57 (#)
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No Comment
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worthless cunt
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:55:59 EST (#)
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YOURE DISGUSTING LADY
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:55:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:50:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:48:32 (#)
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That's true.
Well, except about 75 of the Uber gayboys.
DAILY????
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Nah. Never really. But I do fasts and other stuff like that to keep the pipes running clean.
I've considered a high colonic...but never mustered the courage to have a pipe in my ass for an hour.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:48:32 EST (#)
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That's true.
Well, except about 75 of the Uber gayboys.
DAILY????
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:46:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:34:18 (#)
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DAILY????
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nobody enjoys a shit covered dick, you know.
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:37:06 EST (#)
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byeeeeeeeee i'm so gona miss you like i miss my crazy one eyed dog with a penis for a nose!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:34:18 EST (#)
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DAILY????
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:18:13 EST (#)
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Vermont eh?
Sounds exciting.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:11:09 EST (#)
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My poop shoot is pretty clean, with the daily barley drinks and coffee enemas.
Huh?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:08:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:05:14 (#)
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That would look funny on me. See, I'm white.
On the other hand, after I stick it way up your pooper, it could be close to what you want. Think about it.
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:01:51 (#)
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The limo is black.
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Too bad your cock is not.
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Awesome sexual tension.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:07:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:53:08 (#)
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So, I guess you're not coming to Atlantic City on Friday night to lounge around my complimentary suite at the Trop in your panties, while you await my return from the poker table where we can commence with the rolling around on my stack of twentys and hundreds while you fellate the living shit out of me.
Imagine my dismay.
I thought I was "in".
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This is what makes UBER such a great place to be.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:06:52 EST (#)
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Have fun dear
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:05:14 EST (#)
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That would look funny on me. See, I'm white.
On the other hand, after I stick it way up your pooper, it could be close to what you want. Think about it.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:01:51 EST (#)
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The limo is black.
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Too bad your cock is not.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:00:33 EST (#)
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I'm not asking you to "do" Atlantic City.
I'm TELLING you to do ME, you silly whore.
Since I won't be visiting Philly anytime soon - why would ANYONE visit Philly? - this is your best chance to suck my sweet nectar.
Atlantic City pays Shlongy to visit whenever I want. So I'm coming in Friday at around 10am. The limo is black.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:56:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:53:08 (#)
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Sorry there hon. I don't "do" Atlantic Shitty. Even the air feels sticky there.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:55:11 EST (#)
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It's almost like I'm supposed to give a shit!
P.S. - I don't.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:53:08 EST (#)
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So, I guess you're not coming to Atlantic City on Friday night to lounge around my complimentary suite at the Trop in your panties, while you await my return from the poker table where we can commence with the rolling around on my stack of twentys and hundreds while you fellate the living shit out of me.
Imagine my dismay.
I thought I was "in".
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:51:41 EST (#)
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I'll miss ya!
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:49:28 EST (#)
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"Pine needles" kind of rhymes with "pee ner"
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:43:24 EST (#)
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dumb
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:43:21 EST (#)
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ok maybe i should've specified as the during the freezing part of frost bite. then they're just be stiff and reddish.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:39:32 EST (#)
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Shut up.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:31:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:28:23 (#)
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well just drink up before you attempt to capture that moment. you'll be fine.
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grreat...green and purple pus filled nipples...I'm sure everyone is dying to see what that looks like. I think it may be difficult to get frostbitten boobs, since they are part of your core and will get the coldest last. So basically I would lose some fingers and toes, and my plastic Shamone! brand nose before the boobs go.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:28:23 EST (#)
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well just drink up before you attempt to capture that moment. you'll be fine.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:25:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:23:48 (#)
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show us what frost bitten boobs look like!
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ouch.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:23:48 EST (#)
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show us what frost bitten boobs look like!
happy cheese and beer week.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:23:31 EST (#)
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Hey guys, just thought you should know, I need to use the bathroom soon. It's going to be awhile since I ate a tree made of beans for lunch, and I don't want anyone worrying about me and where I've gone since I am the reason you come to ubersite. I'll give everyone deer jerky and a stroke up on my return. :)
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:19:36 EST (#)
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the pirhana are circling
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:16:13 EST (#)
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do you guys like me? PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I really fail to see your point with this. No matter what I post, quality or not, a few of you will -2 it and say something like this shit. Get a fucking life.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:14:19 EST (#)
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Good filename...should have been "lickmyovariesmotherfuckers."
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:07:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:05:30 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:04:24 (#)
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whats the other 25%?
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the remaining 25% would be valid and interesting content.
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oh, i see.
har har peener! do you guys like me? PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:05:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:04:24 (#)
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whats the other 25%?
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the remaining 25% would be valid and interesting content.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:04:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:57:34 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:54:41 (#)
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VITAL INFORMATION!!!!!111
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Oh please. Like EVERY single post you make isn't at least 25% drivel, 25% America hating and 25% latent homosexuality.
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whats the other 25%?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:03:54 EST (#)
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Thanks for the triviality.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:02:03 EST (#)
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I don't know where you people are getting this trying to fit in bit. Give it a rest, armchair autistic psychologists. I guess every single person who uses Uberlingo (and didn't invent the lingo) should stop immediately, right?
Suck a turd, lick a giraffe's taint, and go fuck your Mom's mouth. Keep pestering me and I'll post those pics of Electro and I on our honeymoon.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:59:43 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/84353
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84349
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:58:53 EST (#)
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Long live the bandwagon...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84343
Goodbye fisty.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:58:34 EST (#)
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thanks for letting us know that this place will be cool for a few days, until you return. and if you insist on putting your ugly mug on uber, please do the right thing and label it NSFW.
and as a side note, STOP TRYING SO HARD TO FIT IN.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:57:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:54:41 (#)
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VITAL INFORMATION!!!!!111
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Oh please. Like EVERY single post you make isn't at least 25% drivel, 25% America hating and 25% latent homosexuality.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:57:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:52:05 (#)
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Somewhat suprised to see that you're not an alter, it does make some of the things you've said seem a little sad.
Confidence is the key to Uber don't try and fit in so much and just be yourself, you seem pretty cool.
Oh and show us your tits.
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He's got a point. Stop saying "oh noes", please, for the love of God. You do come off as trying too hard.
A little constructive criticism, that's all.
The rape and cupcakes can stay.
Just show us your tits, shut the fuck up, and all will be well.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:54:50 EST (#)
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Have fun in VT, MF. Can you bring me back Ben & Jerry's? The whole factory, I mean?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:54:41 EST (#)
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VITAL INFORMATION!!!!!111
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:52:05 EST (#)
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Somewhat suprised to see that you're not an alter, it does make some of the things you've said seem a little sad.
Confidence is the key to Uber don't try and fit in so much and just be yourself, you seem pretty cool.
Oh and show us your tits.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:51:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:47:30 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:42:43 (#)
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oh shit I was supposed to type that with an alter...ooops
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you've been doing that a lot...leilani.
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Johnny, you've missed the bulletin...I'm not leilani and you're not cool.
It wasn't much of a newsbreak everyone pretty much knew.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:48:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:42:12 (#)
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If the aforementioned camwhores do not show nipple, I am coming back to this post and rerating this.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:48:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:47:28 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:45:34 (#)
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*fit in
anyway it was a joke, have fun and don't put pinecones in any orifices
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But, I was planning on camwhoring that way. You know, with the entire ski lift protruding from my vagina?
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........HOW BIG ARE YOUR FISTS?!?!?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:47:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:42:43 (#)
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oh shit I was supposed to type that with an alter...ooops
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you've been doing that a lot...leilani.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:47:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:45:34 (#)
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*fit in
anyway it was a joke, have fun and don't put pinecones in any orifices
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But, I was planning on camwhoring that way. You know, with the entire ski lift protruding from my vagina?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:45:34 EST (#)
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*fit in
anyway it was a joke, have fun and don't put pinecones in any orifices
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:45:01 EST (#)
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Yo Fister....
Just came back from North Conway New Hampshire this weekend.
I have a piece of advise for you.
Make sure you wear your full body underoo's....because it got colder then a witches tit up there.
And you might want to balm up that widows peak to keep it from chaffing!
Rock on!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:44:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:42:04 (#)
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JESUS CHRIST URBANE THIS IS LIKE THE 50th TIME YOURE LEAVING
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I think we already determined that I am not Urbane. Let us not digress. I am passing through NY and will have no qualms stopping by Fetaville on my way to VT, to personally deliver a box of cupcakes and a side of rape to your doorstep, you hairy little monkey.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:42:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:42:22 (#)
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its odd, now that I know you are a real person your attempts to fit it seem less...cool?
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huh?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:42:43 EST (#)
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oh shit I was supposed to type that with an alter...ooops
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:42:22 EST (#)
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its odd, now that I know you are a real person your attempts to fit it seem less...cool?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:42:12 EST (#)
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If the aforementioned camwhores do not show nipple, I am coming back to this post and rerating this.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:42:04 EST (#)
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JESUS CHRIST URBANE THIS IS LIKE THE 50th TIME YOURE LEAVING