Modest Yahoo is NOT COOL (2888 hits)
Category: Politics -> AfghanistanLabels: Beebings
Rating: 0.8 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Habeeb "Slice Yer Gullet" Thomas (View user info) at 2006-02-21 14:52:53 EST
Yeah yeah, dont get yer collective beige khakies in a bundle u hip bastards, I know I spelt his god damn name wrong.
I was coming home from bying ma daily supply of "apple suace" and some jerk actually had this crap cranked and was jammin to it.
Thats pretty lame
I dont even that jewish reggae bastard speaks english.
Fuck Modest Yahoo, and fuck Bode Miller too
The Following is an equation of the origins of this man. Please correct me if u believe I made errors.
P.S. IF U CORRECT ME I WILL BEEB U
GO WHITE SOX REPEAT WOO!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-13 00:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:03:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey fuck u shlongy
we still have to battle to deth behind soldier field
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Found this in my Favourites folder. Not quite as funny now I know Soldier Field is a baseball stadium or something, as opposed to just some generic battleground dreamed up by Beeb. But the phrasing is good nonetheless.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-22 10:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:24:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14877#192456
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14787
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GUD LORDY
HE HAS A BRAIN AND WILL KEEL YOU WITH THE CLEVER.
Whoda thunkit.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-22 09:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK U BEEB U SUCK AND ARE A TOOLOSER
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-22 09:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES HE IS
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14961 - First Habeeb MSPaint
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15008 - First Proper Habeeb MSPaint
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14877#192456
:-0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14787
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-02-21 22:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
One thing is for sure... there's no one on this site remotely like you.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-02-21 22:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cause matisyahu sucks ass. and people actually listen to him. what the fuck is wrong with humanity?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-21 22:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:17:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
i have no idea whatsoever what the hell this blathering is about, but +2 for poop.
i saw it. i thought, "SURELY not..."
and by god it was.
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post = +1
this review = another +1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-21 22:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-09-27 01:43:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, you people are harsh, lighten up. It's like you expect the reincarnation of Hemmingway to inspire your minds with meaningful words. Go sit on the toilet and poop out your brains. Just for that, I shall make it my mission to submit the most awful, irritating crap ever read by man. So be it.
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You have achieved your mission. NOW YOU-A KEEL ME??
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-02-21 21:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO WINGS WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:04:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know who this perosn is but I'm still laughing at -
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-09-27 01:43:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, you people are harsh, lighten up. It's like you expect the reincarnation of Hemmingway to inspire your minds with meaningful words. Go sit on the toilet and poop out your brains. Just for that, I shall make it my mission to submit the most awful, irritating crap ever read by man. So be it.
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AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-02-21 18:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what fucken planet r u from dood
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I liked it so much more around here when you were banned.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 shit divided by Abe Lincoln
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah, http://www.ubersite.com/m/84369
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know who this perosn is but I'm still laughing at -
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-09-27 01:43:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, you people are harsh, lighten up. It's like you expect the reincarnation of Hemmingway to inspire your minds with meaningful words. Go sit on the toilet and poop out your brains. Just for that, I shall make it my mission to submit the most awful, irritating crap ever read by man. So be it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anything talking about poop being divided by Lincoln deserves a +2 from me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there's nothing for you to beeb me with...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck ME?
I gave you a +2 just two days ago, ya goddamn assclown.
Make it Fenway Park instead and you have yourself a deal.
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for shit during lunch.
-1 because this post sucks.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. IF U CORRECT ME I WILL BEEB U
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than U STAND CORRECTED, FOO!
BEEB ME HARD!
MATISYAHU IS THE THIRD COUSIN OF FORMER ISRAELI PRIMEMINISTER BENJY NETANYAHU
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have no idea whatsoever what the hell this blathering is about, but +2 for poop.
i saw it. i thought, "SURELY not..."
and by god it was.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah yeah, dont get yer collective beige khakies in a bundle u hip bastards, I know I spelt his god damn name wrong.
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You also spelled "u" wrong.
We don't expect grammar from your posts, just some random crap that ammuses us on the lowest levels possible.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
SAW his video, not WAS his video
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's actually spelled Matisyahu. He's a Hasidic Jew reggae artist, which I think might be the weirdest thing ever. I was his video at the gym the other morning - your equation appears to be correct.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey fuck u shlongy
we still have to battle to deth behind soldier field
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck are you babbling about NOW, Tardski?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahhaha beeb
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:54:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you lost your ever loving mind?
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Whats that supposed to mean chump???
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you lost your ever loving mind?