A Preamble To An Amble Into A Ramble: - Random Mutterings (654 hits)
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Submitted by Draqus (View user info) at 2006-02-21 18:43:40 EST
The thing I wonder most about these days is when the world is going to end. It's going to happen, folks. There's no doubt about it. But it won't be any old boring apocalypse type. Oh, no. That'd be boring. It's going to be World War 3. I'm putting money on it at the bookies' tomorrow. And that's a fact.
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*Random List #1: Reasons for an Impending Apocalypse*
1) Oil crisis
2) Nuclear Fallout caused by hostilities in Iran
3) Nuclear Fallout caused by hostitilies in North Korea
4) The collapse of the markets caused by a stagnation of economic growth
5) American military arrogance becoming too great
6) China going apeshit for god-knows-what-reason
7) Religious fundamentalists, both Christian and Muslim
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Ronnie was the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. He left before they got famous.
We all know that was Pratchett. I would kill to able to write like that man. He has a funny beard, too. And his voice is effeminate. As a matter of fact, he sucks. But he campaigns to save orangutans, and he's really got his head screwed on when it comes to humanity.
Who the hell wants to save orangutans anyway? They're orange. Should we work contrary to natural selection? Survival of the fittest, etc. They can't cope with the Earth of today, and their evolutionary niche is no longer existent. The fact that it's our fault matters jack shit. They can't cope with the pace- orangutans, that is- and so we shouldn't shed a tear when they go.
It's happened all through the ages, etc. The dinosaurs ain't around at the moment, but I don't see anyone crying about *that*. So species come and go. Big. Fucking. Deal. We'll be gone eventually, too.
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Ah, bisto...
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I'm noticing there aren't too many pictures of me. I take the damn camera out all the damn time, cos I like to keep a record of the Great Nights Out. My computer is littered with pics of X smoking cigars, Y and Z doing the mock-gay thing. But I'm conspicuously absent.
It's cos I'm always the man behind the camera. It's a station in life. Standing behind the action, recording it, an Auditor of the Universe. Does it mean my life is any less interesting? I'm the one with the memories, I guess. But they're always someone else's memories.
Can you live your life through other people? Can your life be an expression of other people's experience? Godammit, who cares? As long as I'm getting drunk and having fun, who actually gives a shit about being behind the camera? Everyone has their role to play in life.
Probably.
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*Random List #2: A Selected Miscellany of Things I've Done Whilst Under The Influence*
1) Threatened my friends with knives
2) Been sick in my own bed
3) Tried to commit suicide
4) Kicked a mate up the arse whilst he was trying to get into a fat bird at 3am down a back-alley
5) Thought I was being philosophical when I was actually being stupid
*Random List #3: A Selected Miscellany of Things I've Done Whilst Sober*
1) Threatened my friends with knives
2) Been sick in my own bed
3) Thought I was being philosophical when I was actually being stupid
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Pseudoscience. Like intelligent design. What a crock of shit. It's the pious, religious bastard's answer to his beliefs crumbling around him as the weighty mortars of rigourous scientific thinking batter the defenses he has built around his fragile ego.
Watch religion degenerate into a mob. Watch Muslims scream "Death to those who insult Islam". Watch Christians scream "Thank God for Katrina". Watch organised religion cause every single problem the World has experienced for the whole of human existence.
Shout hurrah, motherfucker: God is watching you.
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To the Mr X and Mr Y: The reason I'm annoyed is not the fact that you did it, nor is it the fact that you tried to keep it a secret. I'm annoyed because of the underlying motivation that prompted every single one of your actions to date.
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There's only one religion that hasn't caused a war. It's Buddhism. This is one of the reasons why I want to become a buddhist.
Every other religion is just riddled with lies and peddled by fools.
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From www.priestsrapeboys.com : 'Priests rape boys' is an air-tight, three word case against the Catholic church. The Catholic Church is the largest, most well-funded and organized pedophile group in the history of man! No further proof need be given on the Judgment Day against every single person of authority in that monstrous organization of perverts. The case is as open and shut as a murder case where the murder is actually witnessed by the judge and jury themselves. No matter the rank nor the level of personal involvement in that sin, from priest to Pope the whole clergy of the Catholic Church, the world over, is irreversibly hell-bound. The rare abstinent priest who sits silently by while thousands of little children are abused to satisfy the the perverted sexual lusts of those in positions of authority is as guilty as the filthy, craven boy-diddlers themselves. Few, besides those with a vested interest in promulgating the priestly perversion, would argue in defense of the unspeakable evil desired by the dark-hearts and carried out by the bloody hands of these deviants. Their moral authority is completely gone - but 'priests rape boys' is far more than an indictment of the clergy of the Catholic 'church'. In fact, 'priests rape boys' is an air-tight, three word case against not only the parishioners of the Catholic Church, but other so-called 'Christian' churches, the nation of America, and the world writ large.
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY MENZ!
Submitted by Snowynorth (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Should we work contrary to natural selection? Survival of the fittest, etc. "
That's what I say to homeless people when they ask me for change...
as for the impending apocalypse, I'm going with in 5 billion years the sun becomes a red giant and destroys the earth, better stock up on peanut butter and canned goods.
I laughed, I cried... sounds like it should get a good rating
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think there are a lot more things that are likely to end the world than some sort of massive war. tidal waves, earthquakes, etc... think biblical. ww3 isn't nearly as imminent as everyone on here seems to think. just think, twenty years ago everyone thought ww3 was going to be "us" against the "commies"... look where that ended up.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:36:03 EST (#)
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"There's only one religion that hasn't caused a war. It's Buddhism. This is one of the reasons why I want to become a buddhist."
Zen Buddhists flew the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor. That caused quite a stir, didn't it?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:32:45 EST (#)
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he'd do you
with a red-hot iron penos
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-21 19:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, I liked it.