How many of you fatass nerds are going to be in DDO headstart? (881 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: -0.41 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JTC (View user info) at 2006-02-22 02:47:37 EST
It's pretty simple.
What? It's a valid study of Ubersite's population of active members! We NEED to know who here plays these kind of games so that we can form more generalizations about ourselves. That is my expert opinion.
Sooooo...um, just out of curiosity, if you are playing, what're you shooting for? Personally, I am going for a pure pally, all the way to 20 when the updates are eventually released for it. People say you should mix in a level of sorc to get the 200 extra sp, but I'd rather have the Paladin's 5th level spells.
Now, to whoever asked what level you get fireball--its a first level spell for wizards, so level 4. Don't be fooled, though, finger of flame and burning hands are quite potent as well. My advice? Be a cleric. You'll never lack a group.
This is Salad Fingers. He died when Beta ended.
User Reviews
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know about THE BEST, Doodles, but yeah, Heroes of Might and Magic kicked some major ass back in the day. (I only remember the earlier ones...haven't played the newest.) MY Salad Fingers was never reborn, I only went through three characters, all of them RP-named, before quitting due to time and money constraints. My roommate named his character Badass McAwesome and was asked to change it by a pissy GM.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dubyateehef?
Submitted by Saffron (user info) at 2006-05-24 18:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Was Salad Fingers reborn on Fernia ?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-24 18:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK THE WHAT?
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-24 18:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is DDO?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-24 18:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh I though that was D&D? Ah well, the only computer games I will ever play and get into are the Diablo series, and the Heros of Might and Magic series. Diablo just kicks much ass, and Heros is the best stragy series I've ever seen.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-24 18:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is DDO headstart?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-24 18:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck that game, its still in beta, what a load of HORSE SHIT.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-02-22 19:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
wtf I'm not reading all of that!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-22 19:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I strike you with my +2 Mace of N00b Smiting (rolls d20)
CRITICAL HIT!!!
Since you have a THAC0 of +2, you take 199 HP damage - SUXXORZ TO BE U, D00D
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf mate?
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:42:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I could claim any form of chub. Long have I tried to gain weight... I can eat 5k calories a day for weeks on end, and still not break 125.
---------------------------
I feel your pain. I eat like its my job and I still can't get past 170lbs (I'm ~6'2" so 170 is skinny for me). I think if there were a way to quantify metabolism speed (or is there?), and we had a contest, I would win hands down everytime.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-22 09:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what's a DDO?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-22 09:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How can this be?
I think I may have been out-nerded. I never would have believed it possible . . . THIS CAN NOT STAND.
TO THE RENAISSANCE FAIR!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-22 07:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Too many dorks.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-22 07:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not an online gamer, no idea what you're on about.
+1 for putting this in "Politics/Republicans" category.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-22 07:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-22 04:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damnit, I hate MSN.
But, fine. monopolymoneyhoney.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-22 04:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post has given me a horrible idea for a post. I'll do it tommorow.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-22 04:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to help you, but I'm busy trying to find a distraction for my own homework. And I only have MSN.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-22 04:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And, on another note, if anyone wants to so kindly distract me from doing my homework, it would be appreciated.
AIM: Mandapanda1707
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-22 04:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-22 04:04:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Manda- You need a teddy bear? Look no further. I'm big, squishy, fuzzy and I have black little beady eyes.
~~~
Oh lordy! There IS hope!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-22 04:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The list of servers *is* out on DDO.com somewhere on the forums. Here's the link:
http://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28444&highlight=server+list
If you can't access it, here's the list!
The following worlds will be available on February 24th for players with a North American client:
Adar
Aerenal
Argonnessen
Aundar
Fernia
Ghallanda
Khyber
Lhazaar
Mabar
Riedra
Risia
Sarlona
Shavarath
Tharask
Thelanis
Xoriat
My roommate and I will likely be playing on Mabar, Riedra, Risia, or Sarlona. I'm going to try and spam for the same names on each of the above servers, as is he. I think it would be great to get all of Uber on one server! Course...I'm sure that not *that* much of Uber is actually playing, what with jobs and all. Anyway, now you know, I will be posting all my char names on which servers immediately after launch, feel free to send me an in game if you need a party.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-22 04:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manda- You need a teddy bear? Look no further. I'm big, squishy, fuzzy and I have black little beady eyes.
You're a nerd Yams. And I'm a nerd. You're like, an Uber-nerd. Nerdzilla.
Ah, who the fuck am I kidding, I play guild wars. I'm no better than you. Wait, yeah I am. Cuz I'm me!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, we were actually curious when it would be coming online, we assumed not midnight and had guessed noon. I don't think they have released any server names, but I'd be willing to try and make sure we roll the same server. There has to be enough nerds on Uber to have an at least part time premade.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Davy, me and my roommate are doing the same thing. So you're aware, the exact launch time is 7am Central Time this Friday. Also a notice to anyone else playing who's curious.
Anyway, me and him are both going pure Paladin to 20. The ultimate goal is to create two self sustaining units that are total badasses in combat. Then we will form a guild called "Hardcore Badasses."
Smiley face.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I could claim any form of chub. Long have I tried to gain weight... I can eat 5k calories a day for weeks on end, and still not break 125.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*sigh*
I wish some chubby Uber man would camwhore already.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll admit to my nerdom. Me and my roommate are counting down the hours until the headstart goes live. Pure sorcerer to level 20 for me...apparently sorcerer's are kind of gimp when compared to wizards, but whatever, I'm not concerned. He'll be playing a 1/15/4 rogue/ranger/fighter. Nerd Online, it's coming.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manda, I'm really sorry to dissapoint you. I'm not a teddy bear. I'm a badass. And if you ever need a little love, just let me know. My fat mexican roommate has everything you need.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Screw homework.
It's my bedtime when I start typing @ instead of !
Grrr. But I can't screw homework. Stupid midterms.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are there even any fatass nerds on this site?
I love me some chubby menz. All the camwhores I've seen have been skinny little twiggy men and I'm sorely disappointed. Not that they don't have their merits, but really... the teddy bear type rules@
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am appalled. I thought you were all fatass nerds.
DDO = Dungeons and Dragons Online: Stormreach. Obviously, you are not the fatass nerds I'd hoped you were.
Sorry for wasting your time. Sad face.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is DDO?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no idea what ddo stands for
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i like the sheild
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-22 02:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah yeah, I know Ubersite isn't a messageboard, but everybody else uses it as such and its 2am, this'll be wiped off the front page by noon tomorrow. Don't sweat it, yo.