America: Land of the Awesome (717 hits)
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Submitted by DaWoiks (View user info) at 2006-02-22 02:55:18 EST
that's right bitches, love it or leave it.
Yeah, i may be drunk but I'm still sick and tired of all these god damned canadians and europeans talking shit about America. Listen here, assholes, America is the greatest thing to ever happen to any of you mother fuckers.
It's the land of the free, the home of the brave. It's the land of equality for all men. America is the only land in the world that rivals Rome in greatness.
Without America, every non-German and non-Japanese person in the world would have been killed.
France???? What the fuck would France be without America. We saved your asses twice.
OK, granted George Bush isn't the greatest President we've ever had, but dammit all if he didn't have the balls to strike back. Sure, Iraq might not have been the center of the terrorist universe, but he was a symbol of everything wrong with the world.
Fuck this, Sadaam wouldn't let us check his country for destructive weapons, so we wiped his ass out. What is wrong with that. All you bitch ass meterosexuals ain't got the nuts to stand up and be a man..or whatever.
Fuck all you ho's...America is the shit and I would gladly lay my life on the line in defense of the majesty that is America. That's right...Michael Moore is a bitch, and Clint Eastwood is the fucking shit.
WWCED
What would Clint Eastwood DO??
he would fuck your shit up.
"My mistake....4 coffins"
-Clint Eastwood in "A Fistfull of Dollars"
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Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Be funny.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
We didn't win WWII by ourselves you jingoistic shit.
-American dead: 300,000
-Russian dead: 20,000,000
HMMMmmm...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that's right bitches, love it or leave it.
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I couldn't get past that sentence because that Vanilla Ice song popped in my head and distracted me.
"Love it or leave it, you better gain way.
You betta hit bulls eye the kid don't play!"
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
american gave us Chuck Norris and Clint eastwood, and for that i am thankful.
Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent parody of an ignoramus!
+2 for slick style and subtlety!
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
France is one of the reasons why the American Revolution succeeded.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
the descendents said it all:
I come from the land of Ben Franklin
Twain and Poe and Walt Whitman
Otis Redding, Ellington,
The country that I love
But it's a land of the slaves and the ku klux klan
Haymarket riot and the great depression
Joe McCarthy, Vietnam
The sickest joke I know
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
People like you are what is wrong with the world.
Crawl back into the disease infested, gaping, overstretched, crusty, homeless prostitute pussy you crawled out of and die.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you
Submitted by ripopotmus (user info) at 2006-02-22 10:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-22 09:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Being drunk is no excuse.
I don't hate America, just you.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-22 08:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-22 05:37:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is why some people hate Americans.
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Pretty much sums my feelings up entirely.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-22 07:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-22 05:37:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is why some people hate Americans.
I eagerly await the day that the yellow man takes over your country, bends you over, and butt fucks you while you make cheap tshirts and Nike shoes.
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Neeeeever gonna happen. Why? Americans have big asses and yellow people have little peeners. They can't reach far enough. Simple as that. No buttfucking can happen. And while they're being all depressed about not being able to penetrate, we'll turn around and drop our enornomous beer guts on them. We win. We always win.
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-02-22 05:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to linkwhore this because it was my inspiration
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84392
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-22 05:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is why some people hate Americans.
I eagerly await the day that the yellow man takes over your country, bends you over, and butt fucks you while you make cheap tshirts and Nike shoes.
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-02-22 05:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AMERICA WILL STEAL YOUR CHILDREN AND KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! God I hate people like this.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-22 04:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just shut your redneck mouth.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-22 04:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It ain't arrogance when it's the truth wardy.
Take me for example, I'm just exceptional. :)
I'm sure I'll have a good time though.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-02-22 04:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that's not true, phuzzy. i'm here. and while i might be arrogant, it's only because god told me i'm his greatest accomplishment -- true story. either way, none of this is important at all. enjoy your stay.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-22 04:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was really excited because I'm going to the States next week, but then I realised... It's full of Americans like you.
Submitted by LadyJay (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
never said anything about hating america... moving their soon actually.. what I do hate, is people like you, who have nothing better to do with their time than sit around thinking "I'm great, aren't I" just because the country you happen to be born in, sent people out to kill and be killed. I dont care if you are american, indian, or timbucktuuian, find something more constructive to do with your time than sitting there, writing shit that you have to use curses to fill in the holes your lack of vocabulary left behind. Which is I'm afraid true for a whole new generation of "english" speakers.. like.. you know..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am comfortable with my personal hypocrisy
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:36:27 EST (#)
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though, i will admit...
I am this much of a jackass sober, but I would never admit it.
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats right, spew back that the america hating bullshit that's become trendy.
Admit it, america is the bomb diggity
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You may be drunk but I doubt you'd be any less of a jackass if you were sober.
If you honestly believe what you're saying, why don't you join the military and go on over to Iraq? It's the American thing to do, right?
By the way, I'm an American and I don't hate this country but I do hate what it's become, the hypocrisy, and some of the people here. I respect America and its ideals but I can still recognize the fact that my country still has many flaws and imperfections. Saying it's superior to any other country is just ridiculous and arrogant.
Submitted by LadyJay (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why do americans immediately spew back the much abused words of their national anthem? can they think of nothing else to decribe their country other than the tripe that has been repeatedly rammed down their throats since childhood?
all you're doing is proving what blind faith and small intelligence produces in the youth of america.
come up with something original, or shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-22 03:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WWCND?
Or, for the computer oriented...WWDRD?