UberCon Vegas 2006 It's Coming.....Get Out Your Extra Liver (6017 hits)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (View user info) at 2006-02-22 09:29:19 EST
One week from tomorrow several of us will be traveling from all over the world to meet in sunny Las Vegas, Nevada. What started out as a mini-vacation for me has turned into an all out Sin City Ubercon.
Since the very first post about this con, the list of attendees has grown considerably and there is still time if YOU want to go. Yeah, that's right. I'm talking to YOU sitting there reading this. Quit jerking around and book your flight if you want to join in on all the fun, shenanigans and debauchery in the other city that never sleeps.
The 10-day forecast in Vegas shows sunny daytime temperatures to be in the high 60's low 70's with nights dropping into the 40's and 50's. So be sure to pack warm clothes for nighttime.
http://www.weather.com/weather/tenday/USNV0049?from=36hr_topnav_undeclared
So far the list of people that are going includes:
In:
Bart
Cookielass/ Fiancée
Crystle
Dawnmarie
GodChicken
Jaygreening
Kracka
Phuzzygish
Professional_Peon (Pending Tax Return)
Rad101
SkinnyKenny/Friends
Tiger Lilly
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m
Kent_Weirdo and JonnyX also said they might be making an appearance as well. You both should.
For those who are going, a few of us have talked about perhaps seeing a show. A couple that were mentioned were: Cirque du Soleil and a Hypnotist show. This is still up in the air though and nothing is set in stone.
Some links of interest:
http://www.a2zlv.com/events/production.html
http://www.lvol.com
http://www.vegas.com
I'll be arriving around 9:30 PM on Thursday, checking into the Flamingo shortly thereafter and finding the nearest bar. I look forward to seeing all of you in Vegas. Travel safely.
Let me know if you need cell numbers and anything additional.
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:07:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:58:43 (#)
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Sorry Caul, but don't worry, we will do our best to have fun without you.
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VERY FUNNY, SALOPPE!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:58:43 EST (#)
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Sorry Caul, but don't worry, we will do our best to have fun without you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:05:03 EST (#)
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WELL FUCK ME!!!
I just saw what will the USA vs Canada UFC fights on in Vegas tomorrow night.
It's like we sent an entire delagation of french-canucks down there!
Loiseau, St-Pierre, Vigneault (I saw him live...such an emotional fight I almost cried!), Lambert, Midoux (him too...that's some angry Parisian), Hominick (saw him live too...he iz unbeatabeul!).
I SHOULD'VE WENT! :-/
Oh well...GO QUEBEC!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:31:44 EST (#)
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19 hours...
19 hours...
ON a plane in 19 hours...
I'm not counting, though.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-03 04:11:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:33:38 EST (#)
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I dont like the stones.
I would have let him keep the ticket.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:24:45 EST (#)
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Rad, I thought me and you were gonna get Katie to have lezzie sex with a stripper on Saturday.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-03 02:59:36 EST (#)
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hey Kenny, I'll blow you for that ticket.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-03 02:49:20 EST (#)
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Have fun guys.
Make sure there is some drama to write about.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 02:39:34 EST (#)
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31 hours here...
31 long.... sad... boring... lonely hours...
I hate Salt Lake City...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-03 02:31:27 EST (#)
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roughly 18 hrs until my awesomness hits Vegas.
And by hits I mean my car will be buried in the side of some buidling. Because I drive that well.
SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE, YO!
(except monty.)
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-03-02 13:10:50 EST (#)
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To whom it may concern: I now have a free bed and an extra ticket for the Stones Sat. night. Ticket is $150 unless sexual favors are involved. Room for fri-sun totals about $350. Hookers will cost extra. Anybody interested email me at tenacken.at.msn.com.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-02 05:05:59 EST (#)
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I meant "Bullshit". The showtime show. Which I am watching right now. while you are bored.
I saw Penn Gilette at teh library one day. Fuckin tall.
Drives a hot pink PT Cruiser.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 04:49:33 EST (#)
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Gimme the title when we get out there, I'll check it out, if only because it's P&T.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-02 04:02:15 EST (#)
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i checked out Penn & Teller's bullshit from the library.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:54:03 EST (#)
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That's even worse.
That, Mohammed riding a golden chariot into heaven, people made from the clay of earth, etc etc etc...
Shit, I believe in *A* God, but at least I also believe in science.
Some of these people are still wanting to teach kids literal creationism.
How the hell can they tell how long the first three days took if the sun wasn't made until day 4?
I dunno... I'm still wide awake, and Perfect Strangers is on one of the local stations.
Balki kicks ass.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:42:00 EST (#)
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he used rocks to translate the golden tablets.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:27:43 EST (#)
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Oh, I don't HATE Mormons, I just like making fun of them.
And that makes THEM mad.
I'd never intentionally piss them off, it's just that c'MON. God gave Joeseph special glasses to read golden plates with the Book of Mormon, then he wrote it down, they got destroyed, and he had to rewrite them from memory or something like that. That's worse than Christianities basing religion on stories written up to 80 years after Jesus died, and then coallating them into a book almost 400 years after THAT.
Religion in general, man... It's just too easy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:25:09 EST (#)
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And don't get me wrong, it's a good pizza.
But tomorrow (today, whatever) I go in at 8, meeting with the assistant DA, then after that I do my evidence deposition, and they said that should take like, 4 hours. What sucks about it is that they need me to verify information on all my hard copy, how we gather that info, and then I get to do the video stuff, and lastly for some reason I'm getting a photo-book to pick him out of... Which is silly, since even if I'd have forgotten what the guy looked like since then, in the evidence pack, there are a few copies of his drivers license that I made to remind me.
After all that, it's lunch time. Probably at the Washington Square City & County Building Commisary, which was pretty good when I worked the Olympics (security command post for the fsetical around the C&C building. wasn't allowed outside the perimeter and I ate at the comm quite a bit)
Anyway, after THAT I meet with the lawyer for this guy.
I give 100-1 odds that after I meet with him, my day will be done, and 20 minutes after I get back to the hotel I'll be called and told that the guy's taking a plea deal on his lawyers advice.
Seriously, there is NO way this guy can prove his client wasn't there, didn't pay, etc. Video evidence, copied DL, visual ID, fingerprint ID on the reg card... So Friday I might just be able to sight-see a bit.
Who knows...
I'm just pissed I can't order in-room porn, even if I wanted to pay out of pocket. Fuckers don't even OFFER it!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:18:25 EST (#)
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I have to live with the fuckers.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:18:11 EST (#)
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oh christ, let the mormon hate go.
they aren't that fucking bad.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:16:40 EST (#)
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Well yeah, so can I...
At McDonalds.
I wanna get out of this hotel room, the resturant here in the hotel is pricey enough to where $20 is enough for like, an appetizer and a soda, and I don't know SLC well enough to reall go out somewhere.
Last time I was here was 4 years ago during the Olympics, and MAN is it different... I mean, all the buildings I rememeber are still there and stuff, but it just looks a LOT different without all the decoration and stuff...
And lastly, I'm arfraid to get the Mormon hordes chasing me through the streets when I start chatting offhand about how DNA testing proved that American Indians and Southern American natives aren't in any way genetically related to the Jews like they claim.
Me + Mormons = hilarity + anger.
So I ordered a pizza.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:05:13 EST (#)
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I only got $20 for meals today
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um, dude, I weigh like 500 pounds and can more than get by on $20 for food for the whole day.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:32:00 EST (#)
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You people actually use your vacation time from work to meet eachother? Im not knocking it, im just hatin' nigga's.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 19:07:30 EST (#)
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I am now in Slat Lake City.
I meet with the DA's at 8AM tomorrow.
I was asked (not told, asked) to not go out and do much tonight.
I am bored.
They won't let me buy movies and have them pay for it, and this shitty hotel only has free dialup and not free highspeed ($5 an hour WITH CONTENT BLOCKER!) and I only got $20 for meals today.
ENTERTAIN ME GOD DAMNIT! OR IMA GONNA KEEL SOME UTAHANS! Is that right? Utains? Utahians? Utes? What is it?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:04:43 EST (#)
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I hope your hotel collapses and you all die.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-01 13:42:27 EST (#)
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what is your number brother rad.
i'll holla atcha.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-01 09:42:07 EST (#)
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I wish I could believe me.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:43:08 EST (#)
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Then leave now.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:32:36 EST (#)
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I'm going to be real pissed if I can't get out of Hartford tomorrow. We're getting a storm.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:25:22 EST (#)
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Raaad... Oh raad! Rad! RADLEY! Where are you? RAD!!!
How was that?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-01 06:20:44 EST (#)
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Crystle, nobody has called me either.
AND IM NOT SHOWING UP UNTIL SOMEBODY DOES.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-01 06:19:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:28:30 (#)
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We're getting a storm on Thursday. I hope I don't have departure problems.
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I never have that problem.
*wink wink*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-01 05:48:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:31:50 (#)
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Is anyone else gonna be in Vegas on Monday? If not, I'll change my flight and fly back home Sunday night and just sleep/detox on Monday.
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We fly out Monday arvie.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:28:30 EST (#)
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We're getting a storm on Thursday. I hope I don't have departure problems.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-28 16:49:12 EST (#)
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My flight out is like 8:30PM Monday.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:31:50 EST (#)
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Is anyone else gonna be in Vegas on Monday? If not, I'll change my flight and fly back home Sunday night and just sleep/detox on Monday.
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Me!! I'm not leaving until 11 Monday night... cause I really don't want to come back
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:11:04 EST (#)
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no one has called ME to see how sexy my phone voice is...
<sob>
(and I had to check, I CAN wink and stick my tongue out at the same time)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:08:56 EST (#)
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I'm counting...
6 more hours of work and then I'm outtie for a week
24 hrs of conference
4 days of FUN/RECOVERY!!!
Is anyone else gonna be in Vegas on Monday? If not, I'll change my flight and fly back home Sunday night and just sleep/detox on Monday.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:20:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:53:40 (#)
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you cunts better not be wankers, my flight cost $600.
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This cunt here is no wanker. I assure you. Cock.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:20:19 EST (#)
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Screw you Caul I'm an A LISTER!!!
You bitches just don't know it yet....
And neither do I
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:15:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:53:40 (#)
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you cunts better not be wankers, my flight cost $600.
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So you'll finally attend a C-list UberCon.
Vous me décevez mon bel Anglais!!!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:13:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:53:40 (#)
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you cunts better not be wankers, my flight cost $600.
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Im a wanker for one
would have been cheaper coming to london and back to vegas. fuckers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:12:33 EST (#)
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GRAVES WOOHOOO!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:57:29 EST (#)
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alright tiger and phuzzy. mids is a works shift that is 1130 at night to 730 in the morning
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:53:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:24:27 (#)
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I'm incorrigible today.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:24:14 (#)
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Submitted by drink(user info) at 2006-02-28 10:20:23 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:56:58 (#)
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I need a leilani.
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hahaha awww... i need a phuzzy.
however naked vegas pics would be a fine temporary substitute.
what?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:53:40 EST (#)
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you cunts better not be wankers, my flight cost $600.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:38:52 EST (#)
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As long as my sheet buddies don't find out, I'll keep you up aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll night, Kracka.
WHAT?
Oh, and I'm just packing clothes, laptop, camera and lube.
And maybe a midget.
He didn't get to go last year.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:37:01 EST (#)
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Shiiiiiiit I ain't sleepin either. I plan on using the hotels as a way to take photos of fellow Uber users in the shower.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:25:21 EST (#)
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I will. What's mids?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:24:23 EST (#)
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Kracka. I'm up to that challenge. I plan on it anyway since my flight out on Sunday is at 6AM. I don't plan on sleeping.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:15:40 EST (#)
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ok so i found out i have to go to mids starting next week. who is up to keeping me up till 7 in the morning sat and sun?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:10:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:26:52 (#)
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Things that I've packed are illegal in 30 states. Oh what fun.
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If you are referring to the southern states that could only be two things
1 - toothpaste
2 - sandals with NO SOCKS
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:44:33 EST (#)
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google has been no help
Abortion - you havent have you ?
Beastiality - pet ferret or something
Home Schooling - brought your textbooks init ?
Your cousin you married ?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:39:00 EST (#)
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I'll never tell.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:37:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:26:52 (#)
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Things that I've packed are illegal in 30 states. Oh what fun.
Circe, I can only wink out of my left eye. Hahaha..now I'm doing it too.
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what could they be
cant be weed.
vibrators ?
mushrooms ?
oh shit this is america
ak-47s ?
anthrax
black people ?
go on Tiger
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:34:17 EST (#)
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Fuck me.
In all seriousness, I think a bomb just went off at the tube station by my work.
Big boom, followed minutes later by a shitload of sirens.
Heavy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:26:52 EST (#)
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Things that I've packed are illegal in 30 states. Oh what fun.
Circe, I can only wink out of my left eye. Hahaha..now I'm doing it too.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:24:27 EST (#)
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I'm incorrigible today.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:24:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by drink(user info) at 2006-02-28 10:20:23 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:56:58 (#)
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I need a leilani.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:20:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:19:51 (#)
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Nope. ;P
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Because of that little emoticon thing I've been trying to wink and stick my tongue out simultaneously for, oh, five minutes.
I LOOK RETARDED AND MY TONGUE IS HANGING OUT OF THE SIDE OF MY MOUTH.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:20:28 EST (#)
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I have packed:
A sleeping bag.
A deck of cards.
A toothbrush.
And Strongbow for Jamie.
And some skittles.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:20:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:56:58 (#)
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I need a drink.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:08:38 EST (#)
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I've packed....
non flammable underwear
my visor
sunglasses
an extra bra (just in case I loose one)
and a toothbrush.
I hope I didn't forget anything
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:56:58 EST (#)
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I need a drink.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:50:39 EST (#)
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I am seriously outclassed over here.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:43:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:37:24 (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:31:38 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAHAHAHAAH
Don't worry, I won't be drinking. I'm Methodist.
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Oh... okay...
*cancels flight*
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*cries*
*renounces all religious ties*
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*email*
Dear Tigerlilly,
Please look at your Vegas post. Phuzzy is fucking with me. I'm to emotionally fragile to deal with this right now. I'm very nervous about flying by myself.. I've never been anywhere west of Pittsburg. Please let phuzzy know that if he continues teasing me I will be forced to alter my will before friday night to give him sole custody of my son in the event of my unfortunate demise either prior to/ during/ or after this trip.
THAT'LL FIX 'EM!!
Love and Lipstick Lesbian kisses,
Peon.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:37:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:31:38 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAHAHAHAAH
Don't worry, I won't be drinking. I'm Methodist.
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Oh... okay...
*cancels flight*
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*cries*
*renounces all religious ties*
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:31:38 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAHAHAHAAH
Don't worry, I won't be drinking. I'm Methodist.
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Oh... okay...
*cancels flight*
Nath- I'm doing a Star Trek theme or.... NOT AT ALL
Which could explain why I'm still single.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:29:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:21:53 (#)
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I'm afraid to get you drunk... because if I do that means I will be drinking along side of you. And if I drink in Vegas I can see it ending waking up with a screaming headache in a wedding chapel parking lot.
Alone...
Crying because I'm wearing a spiderman decoder wedding ring.
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HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAHAHAHAAH
Don't worry, I won't be drinking. I'm Methodist.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:29:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:21:53 (#)
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I'm afraid to get you drunk... because if I do that means I will be drinking along side of you. And if I drink in Vegas I can see it ending waking up with a screaming headache in a wedding chapel parking lot.
Alone...
Crying because I'm wearing a spiderman decoder wedding ring.
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THAT IS AWESOME! If I ever get married, it's totally comic themed with Spider-Man decoder rings.
AWESOME!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:28:30 EST (#)
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As long it's warmer than fucking freezing london.
Jesus, you walk down the street and your willy starts looking like a button on a fur coat.
Or something.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:25:03 EST (#)
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FYI....Not real warm. Pack accordingly.
http://www.weather.com/weather/tenday/USNV0049?from=36hr_topnav_undeclared
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:21:53 EST (#)
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I'm afraid to get you drunk... because if I do that means I will be drinking along side of you. And if I drink in Vegas I can see it ending waking up with a screaming headache in a wedding chapel parking lot.
Alone...
Crying because I'm wearing a spiderman decoder wedding ring.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:19:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:44:14 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:27:06 (#)
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I've just gotten all of my Vegas supplies ready.
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Would you care to elaborate on that, young lady?
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Nope. ;P
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:11:27 EST (#)
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Ohhh... Cause I was about to say, I don't really get headaches that often, so paracetamol would just be a waste.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:11:05 EST (#)
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oh my
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:09:41 EST (#)
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More like a date rape/viagra combo.
So I can take advantage of you in your sleep.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:00:39 EST (#)
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You mean like headache tablets?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:59:17 EST (#)
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Yeah right drinks...
Drinks in a little tablet form that I can drop into your glass maybe.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:50:29 EST (#)
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Or $100 bucks less to, you know, buy me drinks... ;~)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:48:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-27 23:41:09 (#)
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Man, when I made mine, it was $130, I checked last weekend, just to see, and it was $258.
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The cheapest I found tickets for was about $250 not counting taxes and fees, and that was the first week of Feb - when I found out.
So at least it's only $100 bucks less for me to gamble away.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:44:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:27:06 (#)
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I've just gotten all of my Vegas supplies ready.
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Would you care to elaborate on that, young lady?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:30:41 EST (#)
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Does ANYONE want to go to Salt Lake City for me?
Please?
I'll pay, just so I can get to Vegas faster.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:27:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:24:06 (#)
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This time, not tomorrow but the next day, I'll be in a Boeing over the Atlantic.
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I've just gotten all of my Vegas supplies ready.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:24:06 EST (#)
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This time, not tomorrow but the next day, I'll be in a Boeing over the Atlantic.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:21:21 EST (#)
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I don't like you now, Tiger.
In 48 hours, I'll be in SLC, probably just waking up, waiting to be taken to the courthouse for the next 8 hours...
*sob*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:08:41 EST (#)
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48 Hours...holy shit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-27 23:41:09 EST (#)
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Man, when I made mine, it was $130, I checked last weekend, just to see, and it was $258.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-27 23:36:26 EST (#)
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I don't think I really would have saved that much. Maybe 100 bucks or so, but that was the price I had to pay for waiting for my tax return.
I shoulda bought the ticket friday, woulda saved me like 20 bucks
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-27 23:17:56 EST (#)
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Oh, just so everyone knows...
I am bringing...
In it's totality...
Ready?
re 16 y/olds
I've been asked to try and tape it all together, and run it down a sidewalk in Vegas for a picture.
If you would like to help out or anything, lemme know.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-27 19:56:41 EST (#)
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I've had a head cold for about 5 days now, so baritone it is.
Normally it's just a step above, and just my singing voice is baritone, but with all this damn flem and crap, yeah.
And I keep forgetting I'm closer to Vegas than most, and only paid (initially) $130 for my round trip.
God, I do NOT want to go to Salt Lake this week... Even if it's only 3 days, god DAMN I don't want to be there...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-27 19:50:05 EST (#)
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I paid probably about 400 for my ticket to Vegas last year and that was six-eight weeks in advance. And Jay your voice isn't that baritone. At least not from what I remember. Maybe if you sink your chin down into your throat a little bit, but it's not that deep. It's more hearty than deep.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-27 19:05:06 EST (#)
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Oh, and Peon, you paid waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much, since you waited, I think.
Now we all have this pressure of living up to making someone pay $200+ to visit us in Las vegas in a few days, and I CAN'T WORK WITH THAT KIND OF PRESSURE!
ENTERTAINMENT ON COMMAND ISN'T AS EASY AS IT LOOKS, FOR GOODNESS SAKES!
I... I need a vacation...
I REALLY need this vacation...
Anyone ruins it?
I sit on them.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-27 19:02:34 EST (#)
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I SAID WHO'S GONNA CALL ME AND HEAR MY SEXY BARITONE GOD DAMNIT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh, wait... I didn't... My bad, I totally forgot...
So, uh... Who's gonna call me and hear my sexy baritone? Uh, god damnit?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-27 18:51:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-27 18:30:19 (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-27 18:16:47 (#)
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I just now bought my ticket
I have commitment issues
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Who's gonna punch your ticket though?
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Dirty old man.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-27 18:30:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-27 18:16:47 (#)
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I just now bought my ticket
I have commitment issues
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Who's gonna punch your ticket though?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-27 18:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just now bought my ticket
I have commitment issues
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-27 17:31:42 EST (#)
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We're talking voices, and *I'm* not being mentioned?
The baritone?
C'mon people!
It's not Barry White, but hell, I'm not black, so that's impossible.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-27 17:08:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-27 13:03:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
His voice made my hoo hoo tingle.
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*drools*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-27 13:30:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-27 04:08:00 (#)
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God, do I hope this city gets bombed with all you assholes in it. Really, I do.
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Lisa's call for attention number #3254321365848653212
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-27 13:26:00 EST (#)
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Nobody calls me..
Probably because I always sound cranky or depressed.
I'm not, I'm just...oh wait.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-27 13:22:19 EST (#)
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Excuse me now while I go and take a cold shower. ;P
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-27 13:18:20 EST (#)
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I sound like Jeebus? No, wait, that's not what you said.
Nevermind...
I may have to phone you tomorrow, you know, just to, uh, double-check plans for, uh, you know, um, wossname, show tickets. ;)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-27 13:13:45 EST (#)
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You sound foreign. Not necessarily English per se. There is something about a foreign accent though. Jesus.
I was snacking on peanuts.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-27 13:06:08 EST (#)
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I'm curious, do I sound all foreign? Or just english?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-27 13:05:05 EST (#)
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I... uh.. I have no response.
Except probably to blush deeply and daydream. :) What were you eating when I phoned?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-27 13:03:57 EST (#)
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His voice made my hoo hoo tingle.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-27 12:59:31 EST (#)
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uhm.... i'm feelin like i need a "conference call" with the two of you. what?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-27 12:55:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-27 12:52:44 (#)
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ooooooo maybe after vegas she'll decide to go into the phone-sex industry.
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Hahahahha...I seriously doubt that. But Man oh man, Phuzzy you better stay away from me with that sexy ass voice. Mama mia!! I smell trouble.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-27 12:52:44 EST (#)
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ooooooo maybe after vegas she'll decide to go into the phone-sex industry.
Man that would make for some good uber posts.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-27 12:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TigerLilly has a killer phone voice.
Fact.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Dear lord.....
On another note....four days bitches!!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:01:15 EST (#)
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no, you don't get it hairycoo.
People who meet up from Uber are losers, except Lisa who goes to camping trips and shags Hidden'Ricky Ponting'101.
Lisa is the EXCEPTION.
And by exception I mean of course, filthy skank that was probably interfered with by her dad.
Before he died.
Of AIDS.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-27 06:39:59 EST (#)
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got the painters in Lisa ?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-27 04:08:00 EST (#)
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God, do I hope this city gets bombed with all you assholes in it. Really, I do.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-27 03:56:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:08:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm STILL pissed that i'm not going :(
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YOU'RE pissed? :P
Sweet Holy Fuckering Buggery, I woke up this morning, and reasliesed (see? it's that serious) I just have to power through three days at work, and then I get on a frigging airplane to fly to frigging america. That's frigging cool man.
No, wait, it's not cool.
It's ball-numbingly awesome.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-26 22:39:37 EST (#)
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Have fun, guys. Hope all goes well.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-26 22:18:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:46:16 (#)
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you all can eat my ass
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You gonna go to Chicago?
You should.
Seriously.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-26 18:44:35 EST (#)
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Ubercon Atlantic City was a huge success.
I ended up down a little bit in the earnings department - the first three hours of black jack just KILLED the next 25 hours of gambling - but I did get a couple of nice hummers from some broads who said they were "Uberers" but wouldn't tell me their screen names.
And I almost broke my single day scotch consumption record - set a few years back on one of these junkets - by swilling 27 on the rocks in just over 13 hours.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-26 18:41:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:46:16 (#)
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you all can eat my ass
Bend over bitch!!! I love you and you will be missed. Answer your fuckng phone when I call you.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:53:08 EST (#)
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MINE TOO
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:46:16 EST (#)
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you all can eat my ass
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:08:38 EST (#)
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i'm STILL pissed that i'm not going :(
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-26 16:37:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-25 21:04:09 (#)
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i'm from evansville, indiana. as you've guessed, not too big of a town. Even still, Vegas does sound like a lot of fun.. Hhhmmm..
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Why dont you? Afraid of meeting a bunch of wackos from the net? Hhaha we're pretty harmless. Except for that Bart guy..he can get out of hand sometimes. This oe time, last year, In Vegas he took of his shirt and walked down the street with it on his head. Or wait...that might have been me.
Jay....counting the seconds...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-26 15:47:35 EST (#)
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Sic days for me...
Siiiiiiiiiiiiix days for me.
Six days.
Six.
Unodostresquatrocincoseix
6.
WOO!
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-25 21:04:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:44:13 (#)
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Malachewaii you should go. Where are you from?
Crystle last year was crazy and I only knew like three people. It will be greatr
Hairy Dont have it on this computer. Sorry doll.
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i'm from evansville, indiana. as you've guessed, not too big of a town. Even still, Vegas does sound like a lot of fun.. Hhhmmm..
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2006-02-25 14:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UFC 58 (USA vs Canada) will be going on while you people are in Vegas, Sat. March 4th.
Georges St-Pierre & David Loiseau (both Quebecois) will each be winning their respective fights.
WAR GSP!!!
Caul, wanna go?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:50:50 EST (#)
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Aiiight fuckers....the time has come foe the countdown clock.....
http://www.toptips.com/Countdown.htm 04:20:09:20
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:16:32 EST (#)
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you know, if Kracka would quit avoiding me like the plague he'd know that SCORES is the most high class strip club in town.
OMG IM DOING A STRIP CLUB POST RIGHT NOW
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:05:26 EST (#)
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Hahahaha...I already love you K and we haven't even met.. We're going to get along famously!!!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-02-25 02:50:51 EST (#)
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why would i beat around the bush? i've already been. just waiing to go to the chippendale show.
what?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 02:26:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-02-25 00:37:41 (#)
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the olympic garden has male and female strippers and is by the stratosphere. jsut thought i would throw that in there. although i heard the best strip club is spearmint rhino
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Honestly sweet pea, you don't have to beat around the proverbial bush. You want to see male strippers and so do I. Nothing to be ashamed of and I'll go with you if no one else will. It will be fun. I certainly would never judge you. Never. The don't ask don't tell policy is my moto as well. :)
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-02-25 00:37:41 EST (#)
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the olympic garden has male and female strippers and is by the stratosphere. jsut thought i would throw that in there. although i heard the best strip club is spearmint rhino
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-25 00:11:53 EST (#)
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Ah.
Right.
Denial is one of the steps.
I kid. Anyway, time for me to jet off. It's 10:15, and I have a standing offer of free beer tonight after 10:30 for some drywalling I did last weekend.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
LOOOOOOOOOONG WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD WITH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 00:07:48 EST (#)
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No we're just excited.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-25 00:06:30 EST (#)
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Man, are we addicts?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 00:00:26 EST (#)
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I'm on the phone with SkinnyKenny right now. We're so excited and talkng about dinner on Saturday night.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:54:09 EST (#)
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I know... I keep re opening and closing my e-ticket email...
And what sucks, is a co-worker went last week, and has been talking about it.
And my boss is out there THIS weekend, mainly to do some sales for the new hotel going into Henderson, NV, but also to just throw down on the company dime.
And he'll be talking about it all next week.
By Wednesday, I might just say fuck it, and hijack my plane to SLC and divert it to Vegas.
Who would convict me?
WHO I ASK!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:49:06 EST (#)
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I just want to be in Vegas NOW.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:40:59 EST (#)
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Oh hold on there now Monty.
Y'all can go ahead and try to assend the stripper along the edges, I plan on attacking the summit from the most direct route.
Roofies.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:34:42 EST (#)
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This is ONLY so I can say...'I went to a strip club in Vegas' I havw no other motive.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:32:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:31:26 (#)
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Ok..but this year i am going to a strip club in VEGAS. Come hell or high water...I will make this happen.
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You an me, sweetheart. We'll go. We'll see. We'll conquer the continental divide between a stripper's thighs.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:31:26 EST (#)
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Ok..but this year i am going to a strip club in VEGAS. Come hell or high water...I will make this happen.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:27:36 EST (#)
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Well, the HAVE made some amazing advances in antibiotics...
We'll play it by ear.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:27:35 EST (#)
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I leave for Iraq tuesday morning, right after Vegas.
Pay x2 while I'm out there.
I might die. I might as well spend it while I got it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:27:05 EST (#)
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Well, yeah. But I only want to spend money, not spend money and get VD.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:17:10 EST (#)
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http://www.vegas.com/nightlife/stripclubs/
Haha...or any of those shows.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:13:43 EST (#)
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Saturday?
Zoomanity or Avenue Q were going to be my two suggestions for Saturday night.
If you want rude, assholish puppets, Avenue Q.
If you want boobs and peeners and midgets and fat things, Zoomanity.
And since you want nekidness, Zoomanity gets your vote, I'd guess.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:10:08 EST (#)
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Jay count me in for something Saturday night. Lets watch nekkid ladies or something. But you know me I'm up for anything that involves Booze.
Jesus this cant come fast enough.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:08:14 EST (#)
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nurrrrrrr
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:00:41 EST (#)
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I knew NO ONE last year.
NO ONE.
Kick ass time.
Even though I didn't go to Penn & Teller (which I damned well should have, but I was worried about spending the $85 for a ticket. So I went and blew $200 gambling.... yeah)
Anyway, I know I'll probably hit a show-a-day. On Monday, just as a time waster, I'll probably go see the mid-day magician I noted down
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there somewhere.
I'm also hitting Stratosphere for the coasters, and Phuzzy is gonna come along (I would assume) and Apollo sounded as though he were interested in that, (although once he hears I'm there, he might bring small weapons)
But who knows.
Good times, good times.
I am 7 days, 9 1/2 hours from getting on the plane.
w00t!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:44:13 EST (#)
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Malachewaii you should go. Where are you from?
Crystle last year was crazy and I only knew like three people. It will be greatr
Hairy Dont have it on this computer. Sorry doll.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's kind of how I'm feeling Tiger..
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:39:33 EST (#)
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someone whos coming jump on messenger....
stephen_culligan.at.hotmail.com
nice
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:39:24 EST (#)
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I dont really care about that. ill go anywhere by myself. Plus you're all going to be there and we'll have a blast.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:38:52 EST (#)
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my family lives about five minutes from the strip.. i was out last June, maybe I can make it next weekend.. hmm..
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:37:26 EST (#)
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!!!!
man.. everyone backs out at the last minute! That bites...
:-)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:36:55 EST (#)
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jgreening yes. Flair Devils. They have CABO!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:35:17 EST (#)
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Crystle i dont think Dawn is going,,,I have a HUGE room with two double queens. Just an FYI...
I can't fucking wait!!!!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:33:10 EST (#)
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oh.. yeah.. and somewhere in there I'm gonna write a post for the Shamrock Open
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOT.
I'm counting the days!
Tonight - Drive to Napa
Saturday - SPA!!! Full body massage & facial.
Sunday - Late champagne brunch, visit a bajillion wineries
Monday - Work
Tuesday - work
Wed. - Women's retreat as Hotel/SPA in San Diego
Thurs - Women's retreat as Hotel/SPA in San Diego
Fri - Arrive in LAS VEGAS!!
Oh yeah...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:32:19 EST (#)
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IS that the outdoor spot with the stage that had the shitty band and the bartenders who make the movie "cocktail" look more amaturish than it already did?
Those guys were good.
And a salad at BREAKFAST?
Shit no, kid. Pancakes and eggs and bacon for you!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:25:06 EST (#)
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Malachewaii next thursday I will be there staying at the Flamingo and drinking my face off at Harrahs Carnival Court where i plan to win over the love of my life.
http://www.showbar.at/assets/images/nino3.jpg
Far right.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:22:24 EST (#)
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i meant in vegas.. i have family there.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:21:39 EST (#)
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Ok. 24 hours should be sufficient. ;p
I'll probably be asleep when you arrive so just call me and wake me up.
You know me though...All I'll order is a salad.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:19:34 EST (#)
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CSI sucks.
KIDDING.
But CSI: Miami DOES suck.
I don't like Caruso in good guy roles.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:17:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:35:41 (#)
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Jay, I am leaving on Sunday morning...
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Yes, and I am arriving SATURday morning.
We get 24 hours for me to drug you and take you to a drive-thru wedding chapel, dearie.
All I'm saying is Saturday morning breakfast, while it could START before 9AM vegas timne, should NOT NOT NOT end before I get there. Seriously.
I'm not kidding here.
I'll be angry.
And flatulent.
Which is bad.
So *nyeh*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:48:48 EST (#)
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Right now? I'm hanging out on my couch watching CSI on Spike.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:45:15 EST (#)
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so where's everyone hanging at?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:39:51 EST (#)
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Big tease. Don't tease me.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:38:14 EST (#)
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Oh, I'll go!
Calm down, I'm just kidding.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:35:41 EST (#)
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Jay, I am leaving on Sunday morning...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:23:43 EST (#)
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Wow..
That came off quite rude...
Ah well.
So be it.
ROLLER COASTER WOOOO!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:23:18 EST (#)
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YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BREAKFAST UNTIL I GET THERE, FUCKERS!
I WILL NOT BE SUBJECTED TO STORIES OF BISCUTS AND GRAVY AND EGGS BENADICT WHILE ALL I HAD TO SUSTAIN MYSELF WAS AN EGG MCMUFFIN!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-24 07:33:57 EST (#)
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Phone on a Saturday though, when everyone's together and having breakfast.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-24 07:20:22 EST (#)
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Hahahah you're kidding, right? This is Thorpe, I'm on his computer. WE were about to ring now.
Ah shit. Next weekthen. It'll just be me then.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 00:13:03 EST (#)
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Eh, wha?
Next week, man.
Next week.
I go to Utah on Thursday morning, vegas on Saturday morning, back to Utah on Monday, back home on Wednesday.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-23 20:08:34 EST (#)
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Aren't you guys gonna be there in a couple of hours? Shouldn't you be... you know... on a plane or something?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:33:25 EST (#)
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Monty, I told you I would but then you offered to rape me with your army-issued sidearm, and well, I got scared.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:58:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-23 15:09:10 (#)
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yup, 'cunt'.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-23 15:48:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:12:58 (#)
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I thought DawnMarie was sharing with you?
Godchicken, being my stalker, has decreed that I'm to be tied up with duct tape in his room.
one of my friends had to have emergency knee surgury, and the doc said yesterday that she can't travel for, like, a month... so she won't be coming.
And the other friend is playing it by ear and may or may not come to Vegas.
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-23 12:43:01 (#)
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Just out of curiosity, who is staying in my room? I Have a room with two double queens and that is just much too large for me. My leg and all of my shoes. Does anyone know this? I dont even know this.
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Yes, Crystle is sharing with me, but there are no empty beds. She's got one, I've got the other.
Nobody seems to want to crawl into bed with a 6ft Cock anymore. :(
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-23 15:21:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-23 15:09:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
yup, 'cunt'.
......... I ............
*dies*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-23 15:09:10 EST (#)
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yup, 'cunt'.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-23 15:08:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:51:49 (#)
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TigerLilly's last name means "someone who eats a lot"
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I read that and my brain said:
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU'RE A LESBIAN!
Is there a word for what is wrong with me?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-23 15:01:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:58:45 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-23 12:37:50 (#)
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British people don't count. ""'
canadian people can't count.
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Shut up, English oppressor.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:59:04 EST (#)
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crystle will be far too busy getting bummed to sleep.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:58:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-23 12:37:50 (#)
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British people don't count. ""'
canadian people can't count.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:54:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:51:49 (#)
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TigerLilly's last name means "someone who eats a lot"
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I guess I live up to my last name then.
Actually, I already knew that. But thanks for the valuable information.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:51:49 EST (#)
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TigerLilly's last name means "someone who eats a lot"
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:49:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:43:24 (#)
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Peon isn't it Hottie McHotterson?
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That's Hottie McHOOTCHIEson silly.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:48:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:40:13 (#)
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You want to know my REAL name?!?!?!
*cowers under desk in fetal position*
*sucks thumb*
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You don't have too. I'm just curious.
Don't worry, I won't post it all over the place and seek you out like someone else would do. >:-D
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:43:24 EST (#)
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Peon isn't it Hottie McHotterson?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:40:13 EST (#)
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You want to know my REAL name?!?!?!
*cowers under desk in fetal position*
*sucks thumb*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:35:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:12:58 (#)
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I thought DawnMarie was sharing with you?
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She is but there is still another bed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:30:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:53:51 (#)
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I can't find it anywhere Caul - but I'm pretty sure it's a swear haha
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Send it to me: alain_laflamme.at.hotmail.com I'm curious.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:29:10 EST (#)
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Those of you who haven't yet.. go read posts and vote in the ShamRock Open!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84295
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:12:58 EST (#)
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I thought DawnMarie was sharing with you?
Godchicken, being my stalker, has decreed that I'm to be tied up with duct tape in his room.
one of my friends had to have emergency knee surgury, and the doc said yesterday that she can't travel for, like, a month... so she won't be coming.
And the other friend is playing it by ear and may or may not come to Vegas.
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-23 12:43:01 (#)
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Just out of curiosity, who is staying in my room? I Have a room with two double queens and that is just much too large for me. My leg and all of my shoes. Does anyone know this? I dont even know this.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:07:09 EST (#)
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i thought cookielass wasn't going. that's one of the reasons i'm not going. that and my broke ass can't afford anything.
have fun you lucky fucks.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:53:51 EST (#)
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I can't find it anywhere Caul - but I'm pretty sure it's a swear haha
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:23:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:09:39 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-23 12:43:01 (#)
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Just out of curiosity, who is staying in my room? I Have a room with two double queens and that is just much too large for me. My leg and all of my shoes. Does anyone know this? I dont even know this.
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I think you may regret that offer - suppose at least you'll be able to watch the nailbiting conculusion to Phuzzys night when he discovers why the bird he pulls has such a deep voice
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Hahahaha..
I just didn't know if Crystle *sp and her friends were staying in my room or what?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:20:33 EST (#)
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Peon, you can find the signification of your name here http://jeantosti.com/noms/l1.htm
Use babelfish to translate the meaning or ask me.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:09:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-23 12:43:01 (#)
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Just out of curiosity, who is staying in my room? I Have a room with two double queens and that is just much too large for me. My leg and all of my shoes. Does anyone know this? I dont even know this.
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I think you may regret that offer - suppose at least you'll be able to watch the nailbiting conculusion to Phuzzys night when he discovers why the bird he pulls has such a deep voice
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:01:25 EST (#)
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Actually my last name is French.. my family migrated down from Canadia.
But I have no idea what it means.. and apparently cannot even pronounce it correctly so YEAH I don't speak frenchie-poo
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-23 12:43:01 EST (